#TreeSe

[strongermonster]

me and coworker: okay. we're getting rid of a ton of old records. they're sorted into price piles, you just need to write down the price and stick them to the record sleeve. if it doesn't have a sleeve, do not stick it to the vinyl bit, because the adhesive gunks up the grooves and affects how they play. okay?

new guy: yeah man!

us checking up on him 20 minutes later: 😨😂

him: i did not put stickers on them 🫡

[pairs-studio]

[network-southeast]

or you take one of our trains to the countryside and see where the cheese comes from and get it fresh; or maybe take the Brighton Belle down to the seaside

lots of fun to be had on our network, and none of our trains are ever late!

People who live in big cities will say stuff like Well if youre bored why dont you take the public transportation to your local artisanal cheesemonger

[iidiowiredd]

who up transfemming their tsukki

[cyus-on-the-internet]

I love nature somuch. I’m still on a highway so it isn’t 100% but i’m surrounded by treese

[1americanconservative]

@IlliniJen

“After receiving a complaint from girls in early February that a boy was in their locker room while they were changing for gym class, District 109 ‘Assistant Superintendent for Student Services’ Joanna Ford, ‘Assistant Principal,’ Cathy Van Treese and ‘Director for Student Services’ Ginger Logemann reprimanded the girls, then escorted them to the locker room and tried to force them to change in front of the boy.” - Lake County Gazette

Get these sickos away from our children NOW.

#Illinois #Education

[shashapato]

I just realised I’ve been reading Monty’s name wrong while reading Willtresor correctly

I read Montresor’s name Mon-TRESS-sor, because I think I’ve heard fandubs and stuff call him that

But I read Willtresor as Will-tre-SOR — don’t ask me why, it just makes sense 😭 I never even put it together that I pronounce them differently until one day when I said it in the same sentence

BUT ANYWAY I GOOGLED IT AND MONTY’S TRESOR IS SUPPOSED TO BE PRONOUNCED LIKE THE LATTER??? someone come correct me 😭 I know one pronunciation is right but idk which one

(also, just for funsies, I’ll mention now that I used to call Monty Mon-TREESE-sor, like maltesers the chocolate 😭 my friend called him that as well, on separate occasions SO YEAH I GUESS IT’S A COMMON MISCONCEPTION TO HAVE NOW HAHAHAH)

[dirty-bosmer]

10 years that I've been pronouncing saltrice "sal-treese" like "Patrice." Didn't even pass through my brain that it could be SALT RICE

[007n7n7n7]

no treese no touys no boys. what do you even have

Nothimg I have nothing. Nothing but feathers in my lunge and dreams of thing bigger than i am

[giantologist]

When giants get sneezes and coughs and diseases

They ought to stay home and keep warm.

For gigantic sneezes can blow down our treeses

And whip up a terrible storm!

- Tall Stories by John Patience

[dertaglichedan]

Deerfield middle school administrators force teen girls to change in front of boy in school locker room

By LGIS News Service | Lake County Gazette

Deerfield School District 109 administrators forced teen girls at Shepard Middle School to change in front of a boy in the school locker room.

That’s according to parent testimony heard during public comment Thursday’s District 109 School Board meeting.

After receiving a complaint from girls in early February that a boy was in their locker room while they were changing for gym class, District 109 “Assistant Superintendent for Student Services” Joanna Ford, “Assistant Principal” Cathy Van Treese and “Director for Student Services” Ginger Logemann reprimanded the girls, then escorted them to the locker room and tried to force them to change in front of the boy.

Parent Nicole Georgas, whose daughter refused and ran out of the locker room, described her daughter’s experiences to the school board Thursday.

“The male student was present in the girls locker room,” Georges said. “Feeling violated, the girls made the choice not change into their PE (physical education) clothes with a biological male present.”

The next day, Georgas said, Ford, Van Treese and Logermann tried to bully them into to changing in front of the boy.

“(The administrators) all came into the girls locker room, making them change into uniform. This went on all week,” Georgas said. “My daughter refused to take part in her privacy being violated. How dare they!”

She said Shepard School Principal Rob Wegley told her daughter that any male student can use any girl’s bathroom or locker room at his school so long as they say claim to “identify as female.”

Georgas said Wegley told her this was the school policy as dictated by Ford and “legal counsel.”

Georgas said she has filed a civil rights complaint on behalf of her daughter with the U.S. Department of Justice.

Read more here.

[askbensolo]

Oh, Force. Oh Force oh Force oh Force.

D’ya ever get sick of me airing my existential crises?

Well…too bad.

I caught up with my ol’ college bud today. Treeso Wonga. He was the first friend I made when I transferred into UNaboo as a junior. We were roommates for two years, and then he had to move back to Otoh Gunga to take care of his grandma, which was why I invited Fannie to live with me last summer and—well, anyway—

Treeso’s gettin’ married.

Yeah! My Treesie boy! Mr. Stacks of Dirty Dishes. Sir Hungover on the Couch. The dude who’d slorp live roaches off the bathroom floor with his tongue. (He’s a Gungan, to be clear, but still.)

He’s twenty-five now, which I guess isn’t a weird age to get married. (Ew. I can’t believe I’m, like, old enough to be peers with people who get married.) It’ll be a while out, though. He asked me if I’d help him with his proposal. To which I said: “uh, heck yeah, buddy!”

I used to be his wingman, like at parties and stuff. It worked out great because I wasn’t into girls back then, so I was more than happy to redirect them all to Treese (not that the women always liked that). So this is kinda like my final service to him, I guess.

When we got off the holocall, though…I started feeling sick inside. Treese and I graduated the same year. But he’s got a subaquatic civil engineering job with the city, and he makes good money, and he was talking about buying a house (???), and now he’s gonna have a wife and crap—in other words, he’s a Grown-Up Grown-Up, and I’m just…an overgrown kid.

A house?? What the… I’m not even off my parents’ data plan yet…

It just…leaves me feeling like I missed something. Like even though I tried my darndest to keep up with everyone else who wasn’t groomed by a raisin man, somewhere along the way I screwed up and now even though I have a college degree I’m gonna wind up thirty-five in a dead-end job living with Mom and Dad…

…I said thirty-five, because…well…I’m honestly having a hard time envisioning myself any older than that.

…

…Don’t tell Mom I said that. Definitely in the category of things that’d freak her out.

[lzteach]

Linda’s Book Obsession Reviews “Home” by Leanne Treese, Moxie Publishing, April 2025, On Tour with Suzy Approved Book Tours

Leanne Treese, the Author of “HOME” has written a powerful, captivating and emotional novel. The Genres for this novel Are: Contemporary Fiction, Women’s Fiction, and Family Fiction. In this well-written and thought-provoking novel, Leanne Treese vividly describes the scenery, the plot, and the dramatic and complex characters. I also love that animals are in this book. The female protagonist,…

[lewispullmanitws]

Interview: Lewis Pullman on Playing a Life Coach in Skincare

ComingSoon Editor-in-Chief Tyler Treese spoke to Skincare star Lewis Pullman about the upcoming thriller directed by Austin Peters. IFC Films will release the Elizabeth Banks-led movie exclusively in theaters on August 16, 2024.

Famed aesthetician Hope Goldman (Elizabeth Banks) is about to take her career to the next level by launching her very own skincare line, but her personal and work lives are challenged when rival facialist Angel Vergara (Luis Gerardo Méndez) opens a new skincare boutique directly across from her store. She starts to suspect that someone is trying to sabotage her reputation and business, and together with her friend Jordan (Lewis Pullman), she embarks on a mission to unravel the mystery of who is trying to destroy her life.

Tyler Treese: Your character in Skincare is a life coach. That’s like an instant red flag when I hear that occupation. What was your prep for this role? Did you look into any real-life life coaches? Especially those who are projecting an image more than who they really say they are.

Lewis Pullman: I watched a lot of YouTube videos, and it was really fun because, obviously, there are some great life coaches out there, but there are too many bad ones. So that was obviously the route I was looking into more. It’s clear that he is an entrepreneur of sorts, but he’s like a jack of all trades, master of none sort of.

There’s that scene where I do get to do some life coaching, and we weren’t sure how much we were gonna use of it, so Austin usually let me go for it. I was just kind of summoning all the life coach sessions that I had experienced in the month prior. Just coming up with this. They love a good analogy, but some of them are literally, if you were to [really] listen, you’re like, “This doesn’t make any sense what you’re saying.” So, to try to put in some of that, I thought it would be interesting.

When we were first talking about Jordan’s voice, I thought trying to figure out how he sounds or likes the people that maybe he respects and how they sound. I started listening to a lot of interviews of Justin Timberlake because… not that he’s a life coach, obviously, but he has a beautiful voice and it’s kind of seductive and sort of soft and slightly effeminate. I thought that it was 2013, so what if he was obsessed with Justin and was trying to kind of — ’cause he sort of is a chameleon — replicate certain people that he’s looking to or mirror them. But we ended up tuning that down a little bit, the Justin Timberlake voice, but it came out a little bit when he was doing his voice coaching. Thought that was pretty funny.

I love that you mentioned how there’s a lot of talking in circles because it really doesn’t cut the mustard if you really look at what they’re saying, but if you say it confidently or eloquently enough, people are just completely fooled.

That’s the key right there. That’s sort of, honestly, that’s at everything that’s at the nucleus of Jordan is like. Fake it until you make it kind of mentality.

I love Elizabeth Banks’ performance here, and you both get some excellent scenes together. What just really stood out about her as a scene partner and getting to see her go all out? I know she’s great in comedies, but it’s so nice to see her just have such a juicy, dramatic role here.

God, I know, isn’t it? When I read this, I knew that she was attached to it, so I could easily imagine her doing it. It’s one of those roles where you’re like, “Nobody else.” Who else is gonna be able to lock into this like she did? And she did it even better than I ever imagined. So, yeah, it was like every day a masterclass just of her.

She works so hard and has such a good work ethic. She’s a great director as well, so it’s cool to watch how she breaks down a scene and how she approaches it. But she’s also like a very joyous person and the more joy there is on a set, the more relaxed everyone is, the more free they are to try things out. I think that that she set the tone and so it was one of the great joys for me getting to work with her.

You were just at San Diego Comic-Con and Thunderbolts* had such a big showing. You have to be so secretive about these projects, so how was it just seeing the crowd really respond positively to it and getting to see that work starting to pay off?

Oh man, that was incredible to be able to have a seat at that table. Yeah, my heart stopped when I walked out on that stage. It was beautiful, I mean, all those people that were in there were so kind, and it was cool to be able to see. We worked so hard on the movie and then to see face to face the people who love it so much, why we put so much work into it, and how appreciative they were even before it came out. But you know, just to see that I was like, “All right. Yeah, it was all worth it, what we did.” I’m excited for them and everybody to see it.

[sialiaaaa]

i am so poplar (treese!!)