#Totk Link-‘future you but yea’

[birb-boyo]

I need a Legend of Zelda themed Marvel Rivals type game

I need to see someone use Ganondorf’s Ult and his line to be “WITTNESS A KINGS REVIVAL” and turn into Ganon just to get blitzed immediately by someone playing Sidon doing a spin attack(because he HAS to duel wield spears like in AoC why’d they take that away from me-) before Ganon can do any damage to anyone💀

I need Revali to have an Ult like Starlord😭😭

It’d also be cool if the Link’s were split up here

Minsh Cap/Four Swords Link would get an Ult that splits him into four for a little bit and the other three are CPUs that are invincible or smth and then they rejoin

Oot/mm Link puts on the FD mask(you already knew) for his Ult and Mikau as well are Darmani would be his specials(Imagine getting rushed by Mikau just for Mikau’s time to run out then immediately getting blitzed by a keg from Darmani💀💀💀)

Sksw Link might have an Ult where it’s like Loki’s(“Your powers are mine”) where he can have an ult from a different Link

Botw Link would have a Dr. Strange like one where he can make an area of people in stasis. The only reason why I’m not giving him a “THE MOON HAUNTS YOU” with Urbosa’s fury is because Urbosa would also be in the game and that would be her ult

Totk Link would autobuild a car or smth and run people over(I honestly imagined this over TREMBLE BEFORE BAST(Black Panther’s Ult)

I feel like the hurricane spin would be a good ult for Ww Link. That or being able to stop

Tp Link would obviously turn into a wolf which means increased speed and probably increased jump too

I don’t have any idea for the other Links but you get the point

Other ideas for ults:

Midna would Jeff you but with her hair. Just grab surrounding opponents and Midna players would release them out of bounds so they all die💀

Oot Zelda would have a Psylocke type ult but switch to Sheik for it

Botw Zelda would have a Scarlet Witch Ult (PURE CHAOS) where she annihilates her opponents like she did those guardians with her light power stuff

Anyway thank you for coming to my TED talk

[gensnix]

Welp I’ve completed totk and it’s been about a month so I’d like to give my silly little thoughts on it

I’ll put my thoughts in category's things I enjoyed, moments that made me lose my mind, and of course things I hate

spoilers below obvs

Enjoyed

The game plays so good! You can do just about anything you can think of. They definitely set a new bar for quality. oh those poor future game designers 

the title “legend of zelda” actually works this time lol

There’s sooo many little details in this game it makes me happy

they added more speech bubbles for npcs depending on what is happening 

I love the new characters! Makes Hyrule more alive

Yona is so kind and pretty she even fixed Link’s zora armor! 

Penn my writing partner that whole side adventure was fun and hilarious. 

Mattison! MY GODDAUGHTER I LOVE THAT ENTIRE FAMILY.  

Gomo helped me make my first $1000 so I’m legally obliged to kiss him on his head.

Tauro another history nerd. I like his dynamic with Paya!

I love the constructs all of them. The fact that they were made so long ago and yet still fulfill the roles they were made for make me sad. Plus the fact they actively miss the people who made them and wish for company adds to the sadness 

I liked how they upped the difficulty of the shrines I’ll admit I had to look some of them up and then eminently get humbled by some of them 

same with fixing some of the towers I’m embarrassed by the one that had weapons jamming the door 

Anything that happens in Tarrey town. 

Helping the hudson family prepare a great departure gift for their daughter? Beautiful

The dream house? Amazing 

The fact you can take a pic of Mattison and show it to Rhondson and Hudson to cheer them up? Literal tears in my eyes

THE FACT THAT KILTON IS THERE AND WANTS PEOPLE TO LIKE MONSTERS AND IT’S WORKING?? Priceless     

The lurelin village quest! Link saved an entire village and helped rebuild it and they give him the greatest rewards 

The fact that Link can join the yiga clan. Yea fuck that Link guy I can’t stand his short blond ass Glory to Master Kohga

As you can probably tell I really like the side quests 

I adored all the boss fights from slamming my face into ice to fighting against Shiver splatoon. 

Gohma it’s good to see you again. 

I really enjoyed the gibdo queen fight my only regret is not getting the sand boots before the fight 

speaking of gibdos I was kinda sad they weren’t redeads but then I remembered Oh yea the royal family made redeads not ganondorf

And of course the best fight(s) ever MASTER KOGHA! GLORY BE TO HIM! I knew that guy wasn’t dead and I don’t think he’s dead after that last fight either bros got cartoon logic on his side. The fights weren’t hard but I liked seeing Link get run over

The ganondorf fights were AMAZING when his health bar took over all the way to the side of the screen I burst out giggling.

THE DEPTHS 

I LOVE THE DEPTHS I HAVE EVERY LIGHTROOT DONE I LIVE THERE NOW SO SORRY HYRULE I CAN NOT SAVE YOU FOR I AM IN UNDERTALE AND COLLECTING CLOTHES OF PAST HEROS

The addition of caves and wells is nice 

The well in Kakariko even has blood on the walls down there <3 great call back. 

but no demon from hell trying to drag you under just a cutie patootie learning to cook for her family 

the fact that there's an underground gerudo cemetery right under the ruins of Arbiter's grounds a bit fucked up but it’s another great call back 

the fact we got something about zora ages and how gorons are born. 

Lose my mind

The fact that a good portion of the constructs names are fucking Steward I call some of them Stewies 

Purah pad... sounds like a hygiene product 

The lady that calls Link a freak then sees he’s attractive and gives him an egg

Actually I feel like there’s even more people that find Link attractive from botw 

the dick riding from the sign dude is crazy 

The fact when Zelda said “Link you must come find me” and I followed up with “Why don’t you try to find me”... shouldn’t have said that 

Misko WHO IS THIS PERSON WHY DID THEY HAVE ALL THIS STUFF

IT’S BECAUSE OF MISKO I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S CANON AND WHAT’S NOT WHY DID THEY MENTION THE FIERCE DEITY SO CASUAL AND HOW THEY KNOW I HAVE THE FULL SET OF SOMETHING TO GET ANOTHER REWARD

The fucking Cece side adventure 

The entirety of Goron City. I swear Regandorf has something against Gorons first he was feeding them to a dragon in oot NOW HE’S GIVING THEM CRACK ROCKS

AND HE GOT MY BOI YUNOBO MAJORA’S MASKED 

zora’s domain more like Delfino Plaza 

And now I’m in Splatoon!

BLOND! NO ABS! NOT A VAI!

Riju still needs her high chair for her throne!! 

the memories are ok but because you can get any of them whenever spoiled some shit. Like Sonia dying and Zelda turning into a dragon I didn’t even know there was a forth dragon until the final memory I just picked up the flowers and said “Welp i don’t know how to fix this”

the end of the bluepee quest for Kolton THAT left me speechless 

in fact WHAT IS WITH THIS GAME AND MAKING PEOPLE EAT GEMS

“Link I pray...” GIRL YOU NEED TO STOP PRAYING IT’S CLEAR THE GODS DO NOT LIKE YOU

Above every bargainer statue is a goddess statue and that is cool and has some lore implications 

Link suffering from the Tony hawk affect and how is zelda not How did they convince all of hyrule she’s the princess  

Jumping monsters with the avatars 

the sages mask making me think of majora’s mask 

Hate

I’ll be up front about it right now I have not a single care about this story’s main plot which is sad cause it had a great opening 

look as a gamer totk is great but as a lore enthusiast I’m going insane 

i like the timeline and I’m never expecting the games to perfectly line up I mean cmon most of the games take in-between hundreds to thousands of years there ain’t no way

but to me totk doesn’t like a retcon of the timeline. it feels like a retcon of botw 

 I’ve always held onto the theory that botw takes place in a world where the timelines finally become one. 

And I’m aware nintendo wanted to make it friendly to new players who didn’t play botw but... it’s a sequel 

Don’t give me the whole “Majora’s mask is a sequel to OOT and those two are def different games” Cause 1 those games are over 20 years old so it’s not a sin to want a zelda game with a sequel that actually feels like one ( I ain’t ever forgiving nintendo for cancelling the tp sequel) and 2 totk takes feeling like a different game to the extreme by literally getting rid of parts that happened in botw

it literally contradicts it's self all the damn time

if Link is always with Zelda why does know one recognize him he’s on the missing poster with her cause everyone knows the princess 

the disappearance of almost all sheika tech feels genially insulting 

the fact that they just sideline the sheika in general is fucking insulting 

the shrines?? the towers?? Cherry, Robbie’s most prized possession being reduced into something so small and now only has photos?!?! 

THE DIVINE BEASTS????MY SLATE?!?! THE FUCKING SHRINE OF RESERECTION 

And I know the running theory is that they went back underground or repurposed but do you know how much tech that is? to just take down somehow and then not see it any more the most you see is the guardians legs in the towers 

Only like 2 maybe 3 people commented on Link’s fucked up arm and in the end he doesn’t even keep it! Rauru literally said it was unsalvageable

and at the end Zelda is just... fine Like no scaring or anything just saved by two ghosts who I didn’t think could do that 

I hate the zonai I didn’t really think of them in botw cause I thought it’s just another tribed that helped 10,000 years ago and died out but noped they went from being a warrior tribe to god like beings who lived in the sky

they are the biggest inconsistencies and are just the ancient sheika with new coat of paint and for some reason there’s only two of them now 

Honestly to me they kinda sound like colonizers and the fact there are minning facilities everywhere in the depths doesn’t help

Also Rauru your plan to seal Ganondorf failed! Twice!

And ganondorf what was your plan exactly why did you do all this I’ve seen better villain backstories in Splatoon and Kirby. This whole story is just black and white

Don’t think I didn’t notice how you changed the labyrinths Nintendo those bars on the floor weren’t there before 

the fact Yunobo isn’t using daruk’s protection 

The thunder helm is missing?? One of the gerudo’s most important piece of culture. a vital part of botw story too. Like yea you can get a copy from the yiga but where’s the real thing

Rito village... what did they do to you 

No mention of Revali 

The weirdest personality changes

the fact that they just sidelined Teba. you know the forth person to help you with the divine beasts an absolute powerhouse in aoc. the guy to be described as crazy and rude but knows his worth. Revali’s biggest fan??

Nope give the job to Tulin the character it seems alot of people didn’t know existed in botw. “Over shadowed by his dad” kid was like 5 and all he did was watch Link and Teba train and suddenly he’s hot shit with a never before seen magic ability that he just has 

I liked rito village cause it’s two main character from their had to train to get to where they were

Like Tulin’s ok but it’s bad story telling you telling me all the new champs are now leaders of their respected societies but Teba is the only one to get sidelined (don’t give me the whole but in “age of calamity...” a noncanon game shouldn’t be used for a main story and if that would be the case the new champions fighting styles should be just like that game then) 

Also I can’t tell how many years have passed cause why is Molli (Harth’s kid) Still small I thought Tulin and her where around the same age 

Kass not being in the story obviously takes the game down to a 7/10 :(

And yea I’m aware that some people think he’ll be in a dlc later but that’s not an excuse for him not being in the base game.

Zora’s domain is exactly as I expected it to be but man Sidon you really are just here to be eye candy his ability sucks

god Sidon Teba you two used to be so blood thirsty in age of calamity what happened 

why the fuck is it called gloom it’s always been malice and why did it only effect weapons and not the bows and shields 

Speaking off where did the elemental weapons go? the different arrows? No one talks about them did Nintendo really get rid of them for the fused ability. they could have just added more power to them if you matched the elements right 

The sages are just diet champions and I can’t tell, especially with the direction it seems to be going, if they have the same names as the sages in oot/ww cause in the zora murals you can read they talk about the sage Ruto in both games and we all thought they were talking about oot ruto falling in love with a hylian 

I question this cause of the goat/llama/ whatever the fuck they are shares a sages name if that’s the case they really are just diet champions 

WOLF LINK AMIIBO DOESN’T WORK LIKE IN BOTW THEY PUT MY BOY THROUGH THE MEAT GRINDER THIS GAME SUCKS -3/10

I’d love to here what some of you guys think cause I may be deranged about the zelda series but my friends aren’t lmao 

But yea those are my thoughts it’s a shame that I game I’ve waited for years for isn’t to my fancy but I’ve been in the fandom game for a long time so I know exactly what to do!

Ignore it! 

I’ll make my own totk story and lore!

With blackjack and Koroks!

[dumpster-lizard]

Being a multishipper with a favorite ship is wild cause with Ganondorf i have so many great choices like:

Ganondorf/Link - Classic enemies fated to fight - im loving the role swap AUs where link goes to the past in ToTK and just. They're rly good. Esp cause Ganondorf was a hero of the Gerudo apparently? If the circumstances were different they'd be friends and theres a lot of angst and fluff potential

Ganondorf/Zelda - didnt originally consider this but a few artists convinced me- i especially like the arranged marriage AU by s-kinnaly. Same "enemies fated to fight" scenario but different dynamic if that makes sense? Add in a conflict for Zelda where she realizes that the imperialism is Not Right but also wants to protect her people in the future and her family in the past.

Ganondorf/Rauru - Divorced couple. There is a LOT of spicy power dynamics that can go here. Some interesting implications of the Ancient Hero's aspect being Zonai but resembling Ganondorf if you want to go into that.

Ganondorf/Ghirahim - a rarepair for ToTK and not one I've put too much thought into unfortunately. But- the idea of an ancient sword seeking out a master in this new era and finding Ganondorf again? Could make for a variety of interesting dynamics

... but the ship I have actual brainworms for is, of course, Ganondorf/Vaati. Sparing yall with the readmore but i can go on for a WHILE about them.

There's just. Man oh man their dynamic would be great. They're both hard-headed dramatic assholes with god complexes and its great.

The particular flavor i like is Vaati being from the original hyrule prior to it's destruction and recreation by the Zonai. He knows the Ganondorf from OoT and FSA, and had less than pleasant relationships with them. (His memories are also a bit messed up from the timelines converging)

This Ganondorf, however, doent know him. He travelled the depths in his younger days and found legends of the ancient demon Gufuu, but aside from a slight sense of familiarity there's nothing.

Theyre joined by the common desire to destroy the kingdom while its young but have conflicting ideas on how to do so. Vaati, having been beat down by heros in the past, wants to stop there. Ganondorf doesnt. Big siurce of conflict that ultimately separates them til post-ToTK

I could go further but yea im obsessed with them

[disfrutalakia]

*scrambling* TRICK OR TREAT!!! (I love Zelda >.>)

HI GOOD NIGHT

Glad that you took one for the team and is letting me ramble about Zelda au (I wish it had a name but it doesn't)

So first I will make you look at the fuckery that is the family tree

Yeas it's a lot I know, but the focus here is that I wanted to have a background for the royal family of Hyrule, the main characters come some centuries after twilight princess Zelda and the Zelda is a direct descendent of her (like all Zeldas)

In this story there are two main Zeldas, one from the past and other from the future. The one from the past is alive during the richest Hyrule has ever been, here she is on a little art wip that I never finished

She was half hylian and half gerudo, the younger sister of the queen got married off to the hylian king to strengthen their alliances, and from this was born Zelda. She is very strict with the rules, the classic goody two shoes who will never break any rule. Except for one, she is dating a commoner (a bakery boy) ignoring her engagement to the son of the Duke of Hebra, Link.

I never got to design Link but, he grew up in the colder areas of hyrule and had very pale hair and skin because of it, his ears were very long and pointy and he had very sharp features overall. He was the youngest of 5 brothers, so he never expected to inherit anything and because of that he was the resident trouble maker, always getting out after curfew and fighting in shady taverns. He was gay and had a secret lover, the stable boy who I never got to name. Everyone around him considered him very arrogant, including Zelda, even if they were childhood friends she still knew that.

He found the master sword after losing a bet against his brother, the loser had to find their way to the center of the lost wood without getting lost. Link didn't get lost cause the sword called to him, after that he was sent to the capital to be trained alongside Zelda

So it's around when they are almost married when a war breaks out, another kingdom wants the power of hylia for them and plan to get it by having the princess Zelda marry the king. Link is sent to war, but so is Zelda cause she is an excellent strategist, she got trained for this her whole life being the heir to the throne.

The was was difficult and only was won when Link, who was possessed by the spirit of malice caused mass destruction, killing the entire enemy army and kingdom. After that he declares himself emperor of hyrule and kicks out the royal family.

Hyrule lives in dark times after this, Link becoming a tyrant the more he let himself be consumed by that power, the master sword burned him now.

And that's as far as I got before losing the hyperfixation because totk happened and I... didn't like it

[softichill]

I hear you are playing lozbotw. Did you ever see that one video of that dude beating a lynel with nothing but a bookshelf? It was crazy . also crazy that this is the first entry (that I know of) where you can kill a cuckoo. I remember sis riding Epona into them in OOT and just sitting back to watch the pretty chicken cloud. Good times. I was never scared by redeads. Dad had to help sis get past the future town each time. I was too young. I remember envying her gaming prowess. Just sibling things. Also tubumbum had a caturday. I saw so many cats. I am drowning in soft fuzzy things. They are coming out of the walls! They're coming out of the ceiling!! They're coming out of me!!! AAAGHHHH! I hope you enjoyed the kitties. I say kyitty, how do you say it? Enjoy New Order's track. Blue Monday!

I'm actually playing the sequel, totk! I've already played botw lol. And yea botw is one of the only games you can kill a cuckoo, by dropping it in lava. Still fun to smack them and torture Link tho. And I remember watching my older siblings play OoT, it was always cool to see them be better at games than 4-year-old me lol

I never get blazed posts D: I didn't see a SINGLE cat today

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