#Too much chocolate b o i ( Lazy / Mun talk )

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HIATUS FROM 25/01 TO 25/02

THIS IS VERY SUDDEN, I KNOW. But I have to be honest, a situation took place and honestly? It’s the worst news that 2019 could have brought to me, and it just started.

To clear my mind,  and calm the fuck down or else I will explode , I rather go missing for a month and let queue run 1 per day rather than 3 as usual. I will be in IMs from time to time. So that’s it                hope you fellas remember to drink water, take your medicine if needed, and eat.

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Rules

First and foremost: Content:

This blog contains triggers and NSFW material of all kinds, so you need to be 18 years or older, as does your muse. Mun is at least 29 (cos I will be too lazy to change my age every year). 

I will not sugar coat Sam nor will I expect another person’s muse to sugar coat.

This blog can/will contain any/all NSFW material except for pedophilia and anything dealing with A/B/O.

I will tag triggers, if I forget or you need something tagged, please let me know.

I will NOT do Read Mores.

I blacklist pregnancy. I will not do pregnancy threads. Threads with children will be sparse with Sam.

Mun does not equal muse. Do NOT come into my inbox with qualms about the things I roleplay.

Everything on this blog is pretty much going to be divergent with some base plot points in place. Just because it’s hard to rp strictly to canon. For the sake of understanding, all threads with Sam are likely just an AU -- multiversed.

I am still learning all the lore. I’ve finished the game but there’s a lot there to be learned. And I have memory issues, so bare with me!

Second: General Role play:

Shipping. Yes, I am shipping trash. I love to ship. Just keep in mind Sam has aphenphosmphobia and it will be hard to get intimate with him. I will not do exclusives, I don’t believe in it.

Your muse. Never feel like you have to curb the things your muse would actually do. Please let your muse do whatever it is that makes them them. I am not here to get mad if you character wants to beat mine to a pulp, or arrest them, steal a kiss, or whatever. Do what your muse is capable of. Just don’t god-mod (a small amount of it is ok for the sake of thread progression), but everything is fair game here.

Role play. I prefer paragraphs and novella-length threads. I cannot do one-liners for serious threads (for crack stuff it’s ok). BUT you do NOT have to write as much as I do, just give me something solid to work with. I do not require any formatting, icons, pretty lettering, none of it. Just a solid reply.

I will rp with duplicates and I don’t mind being followed back by duplicates!

***If I respond to your thread or make you a starter that just doesn’t spark it for you, or it’s wrong in some way, PLEASE LET ME KNOW! Nothing is more disheartening to do a starter for someone, and then they don’t even like the damn thing. And then there’s nothing but silence from them. I will redo my reply for you with no hard feelings! I’ve done it before!***

Third: Unfollowing/Following

I will unfollow you if you cannot cut your posts. Three to four reblogs TOPS. This also applies to one liner rpers. If we have a thread and you are on mobile and need me to cut, that’s fine.

I will unfollow you if you post way more OOC than you do IC. Same goes for blogs that post a ton of politcal stuff. There is a reason I’m not on face/book anymore. Now, this isn’t to say that I will unfollow at the slightest bit of OOC posting. I just don’t want to only see that. Sometimes I will post stuff that is OOC as well. Art, aesthetics, and musing do not apply, post at will!

I will not follow back personal blogs UNLESS they have a sideblog or roleplay with their personal blog. Personals, do NOT reblog my stuff. You can like it, but please no reblogging.

I am semi selective, I do not follow for follow. It’s nothing personal.

Don’t soft block me. I’m an egg and won’t realize it’s your way of unfollowing me. I will follow you back. If you unfollow, I will see that we are no longer mutuals, and then I will unfollow from there.

Misc:

I love and encourage M!As and also AUs.

I am SLOW. I’m a very distracted roleplayer and a lot of the time I crave/have the muse for certain threads. This does not mean I want to quit rping with you. But if I crave chocolate ice cream, I’m not gonna reach for the strawberry, you feel? Just have patience, the kind that I would have for you. I also am very busy at work and I am just tired a lot these days.

Any images I use I do not own unless I specify.

The Mun:

My name is Deli, and I am almost 30. I have two pups and a husband. I am genderfluid and use she/her pronouns, but I won’t be offended if you call me other pronouns. If you were able to get past all of the above, just know I’m super nice. I also run trapped-with-nightmares, a horror blog.

I have depression, anxiety, and ADHD. So I will have moments of silence where I’m not here or on Discord. I have a hard time retaining attention and will hop around on my blogs.

If you’d like to talk with me OOC, I’m available with asks, DMs, or Discord.

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Mun ABC’s

TAGGED  BY : the blessed @thexfalcon

TAGGING : haha whomstever the hell i’m mutuals with, too lazy to tag a bunch of people

A    —    AGE : 18

B    —    BIRTHPLACE : Oregon, US (haha you think i’m giving the city? nah, just the state)

C    —    CURRENT  TIME : 12:11 PM

D    —    DRINK  YOU  HAD  LAST : chocolate milkshake

E    —    EASIEST  PERSON ( S )  TO  TALK  TO : easiest? honey i’m a nervous wreck, i can barely talk to myself let alone other people (although, sonia from @mxsesiiisms is pretty easy to talk to <3)

F    —    FAVOURITE  SONG ( S ) : huh that’s a hard question. the perry the platypus theme song? electric zoo from spongebob? anything by nicole dollanganger?

G    —    GHOSTS ;    ARE  THEY  REAL ? absolutely i’m not even joking about this shit they absolutely are.

H    —    HORROR  YES ,   OR  HORROR  NO ? y e S AAAAAAAAAA

I    —    IN  LOVE  hell yeah i am. beautiful californian boyfriend, blessed noodle, good bby

J    —    JEALOUS  OF  PEOPLE ? haha maybe :’)

K    —    KILLED  SOMEONE ? sometimes i wish, but nah. i havent, and if i did i would have bragged about it so much i would have been found out in an instant

L    —    LOVE  AT  FIRST  SIGHT ,   OR  SHOULD  I  WALK  BY  AGAIN? might wanna walk by again, bud

M    —    MIDDLE  NAME ( S ) :  jesse

N    —    NUMBER  OF  SIBLINGS :  two

O    —    ONE  WISH : i want comic book companies to notice me,,,,,pls,,,lemme rub my grubby gay fingers all over your comic book story arcs....

P    —    PERSON  YOU  LAST  CALLED   /   TEXTED : my mom

Q    —    QUESTION  YOU’RE  ALWAYS  ASKED : "why is your character(s) so dark?” because i’m stressed, depressed, and only half-dressed most of the time

R    —    REASONS  TO  SMILE :  puppies

S    —    SONG  YOU  SANG  LAST : uh fuck hold up i don’t remember (it might have been never gonna give you up by rick astley)

T    —    TOP  THREE  FICTIONAL  CHARACTERS : shit. well here i go. ira’iel, inigo garcia (ira’iel’s father), zim (from invader zim)

V    —    VACATION : take me to the gayest place in europe to a pride parade

W    —    WHEN’S  YOUR  BIRTHDAY ? april 7th

X    —    X - RAYS : one of my knees back in middle school (i think)

Y    —    YOUR  FAVOURITE  FOOD : hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cold chicken nuggets and warm crispy french fries all from mcdonalds

Z    —    ZODIAC  SIGN : i’m one of those ares bitches

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A-z for cassia and Charlotte

jfc ok..

Cassia: (assuming she's been sexed up at this point)

A - Alone time : Cassia's very shy about exploring herself. Porn makes her blush so she uses her imagination and memory playback and a tiny vibrating bullet she bought at a self check out counter (Because there was no way she was going into a sex shop alone)

B - Bondage She loves it. Loves having cuffs and collars on and being tied up to be used

C - Crying She's cried from pain, frustration, over stimulation. Crying isn't a kink so much as she has strong reactions.

D - Dominance Cassia doesn't have a dominant bone in her body. They're all submissive as fuck. She loves being dominated and bossed around inside and outside of the bedroom.

E - Extra info Honestly once her virginity is gone she becomes the epitome of a nympho. There's few things she doesn't like or want to try

F - Food play Just whipped cream and chocolate. Otherwise it's kinda gross (wow one of the few things has appeared)

G - Group sex HELL YES. Cassia loves having all of her holes filled, being watched, being passed around and used. All of the good things.

H - Humiliation It took her a while to realize it, but she really does like being humiliated and degraded. So long as there's praise somewhere around the corner since she can get in her head about it.

I - Impact play All good things.

J - Jelly Like? Whatever lube she's given to use is good enough for her. She did have bubblegum lube once and it made her want to give more blow jobs and eat more pussy.

K - Kissing She loves having her belly kissed. It's cute and makes her laugh each time. She likes kissing her partners necks and collar bones and the tips of their fingers.

L - Lighting Lightning doesn't really matter to her.

M - Masochism (do they like pain? scratching? biting? being bossed around? spoken down to? choked?) Yes to everything

N - Not yet (orgasm delay? orgasm denial? do they tell their partner not to touch themselves for a certain amount of time or under certain circumstances? do they delay or deny other things like bathroom usage or food? do they need to beg first? do they like being denied / delayed?) She loves orgasm delay, begging, being denied. Just whatever the person dominating her wants she'll be happy with as long as she gets attention

O - Outdoor sex (have they ever done it in public? would they? where?) Yes. Bus, pool, park. Name it.

P - Photography (are cameras allowed in the bedroom? do they send nudes? do they ask for nudes? would they ever record themselves having sex / being caught up in a sexual act?) She's a streamer so she's comfortable in front of the camera. I also have her having an only fans where she doesn't show her face, so she's cool with it.

Q - Quiet please (what’s the volume like in the bedroom? are they quiet? do they scream? do they like a loud partner? do they prefer if their partner is more soft spoken?) She loves when it's loud and noisy and she's very squeaky

R - Routine (do they have a routine when it comes to picking up one night stands? do they have scheduled sex with their partner? are things spontaneous or planned ahead of time?) None of that. She doesn't hunt for people to fuck it's just a spontaneous thing and usually (ish) with people she trusts

S - Sleepy sex (do they give oral to wake their partner up? do they like receiving oral to wake up? do they like fucking their partner awake? being fucked awake? how about being fucked to sleep at night? do they have lazy morning sex?) Being fucked awake sounds fun! She's never done it before

T - Top or bottom (self explanatory…) Bottom

U - Underwear (what kind of underwear do they put on in the morning, if any at all… do they own any sexy underwear or lingerie?) She usually wears super hero boy shorts...So

V - Voyeurism (do they like to watch, or are they more hands on? are they more of an exhibitionist?) Watching is hard for Cassia. It's hard to keep her hands to herself and not touch

W - Water (pool sex? bath / shower sex? are they into watersports at all?) Yes yes yes nO to the watersports.

X - X-dressing (do they crossdress as a part of teasing / foreplay? does crossdressing turn them on? turn their partner on? do they prefer to do it or watch their partner crossdress instead? do they use other costumes? cat ears, tails, etc?) She has cosplay stuff, cat ears and things so she's open to play dress up or roleplay

Y - Yes, Master (what kinds of names are used during sex? do they like being called master / mistress, daddy, etc…? what names do they call their partner?) Whatever they want her to call them she will. Master, Mistress, Ma'am, Sir, Daddy blah blah

Z - Zones (what are their erogenous zones? what spots on their body should be touched, bitten, kissed, when someone wants to get them in the mood?) Neck (lol no shit) Her belly and the spot just under the swell of her ass that's hidden. Like you have to lift her butt a little to find it.

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Charlotte:

A - Alone time (how do they get off when they’re all by themselves? do they watch porn, is it all in their imagination, do they jerk off, do they use toys?) Charlotte has a plethora of toys at her disposal. Her favorite is a Nocturne from bad dragon. It glows in the dark

B - Bondage (do they like it? do they not? do they prefer to be the one being tied or the one doing the tying?) Hell yeah she's all for getting tied up and hung in the middle of a room or chained to a table

C - Crying (is it a turn on? a turn off? do they cry during sex? have they cried during sex? what was the reason?) Eh, she only really cries when she chokes too much

D - Dominance (do they prefer to dominate, or be dominated? do they have experience as a Dom? Do they have a Dom that they trust already? What kind of things do they enjoy as/with their Dominant partner?) She's into both! It's not a common thing for her to be Dominant, but it's fun when she can. She prefers the submissive role tho

E - Extra info (any other fetishes? feet? leather? role playing? blood? fantasies that they might want to experience not on this list?)I'm gonna have to make a kink list for all my boos lol She likes being slapped. Face, boobs, pussy, ass. Slaper

F - Food play (do they like using food in the bedroom? are there any foods they prefer to use during sex or foreplay? any they’d like to try?) It might be a mun thing that keeps them from being into food play. Just chocolate and whipped cream pls

G - Group sex (would they have a threeway? four? an orgy? do they put on a show for spectators? or do they like to keep it just between them and their partner?) All of the above! Good stuff

H - Humiliation (does degradation and insults get them hot? do they get off on humiliating someone else? what kind of humiliation is good for them?) Yes. Humiliate her please so she'll shut up.

I - Impact play (here’s where talking about things like spanking, paddles, canes, floggers and the like.) Yes! Goes along with slapping

J - Jelly (what kind of lube are they using? is it flavored? have they tasted it? do they prefer to use something other than real lube during sex?) She prefers watersafe lube considering how often she uses toys in the shower

K - Kissing (what parts of their body do they like having kissed? what parts of their partner do they enjoy kissing? do they like leaving marks / having marks left on them?) Kiss her anywhere and she's good.

L - Lighting (are the lights on? off? do they have some kind of mood lighting set up?) Dim lights are fun, but she always feels at her most in the club so if there's flashing lights or colored lights she's into it

M - Masochism (do they like pain? scratching? biting? being bossed around? spoken down to? choked?) Yus

N - Not yet (orgasm delay? orgasm denial? do they tell their partner not to touch themselves for a certain amount of time or under certain circumstances? do they delay or deny other things like bathroom usage or food? do they need to beg first? do they like being denied / delayed?) Delay and deny ALL THE ORGASM!

O - Outdoor sex (have they ever done it in public? would they? where?) Yes. Yes. The club

P - Photography (are cameras allowed in the bedroom? do they send nudes? do they ask for nudes? would they ever record themselves having sex / being caught up in a sexual act?) Sure, she's cute, why not?

Q - Quiet please (what’s the volume like in the bedroom? are they quiet? do they scream? do they like a loud partner? do they prefer if their partner is more soft spoken?) Loud loud loud

R - Routine (do they have a routine when it comes to picking up one night stands? do they have scheduled sex with their partner? are things spontaneous or planned ahead of time?) Her routine is dressing cute and dancing. It always works

S - Sleepy sex (do they give oral to wake their partner up? do they like receiving oral to wake up? do they like fucking their partner awake? being fucked awake? how about being fucked to sleep at night? do they have lazy morning sex?) She doesn't mind if her partner needs some relief while she's sleeping. Go ahead

T - Top or bottom (self explanatory…) Bottom pref, but can top

U - Underwear (what kind of underwear do they put on in the morning, if any at all… do they own any sexy underwear or lingerie?) Underwear isn't really in her vernacular

V - Voyeurism (do they like to watch, or are they more hands on? are they more of an exhibitionist?)

W - Water (pool sex? bath / shower sex? are they into watersports at all?) Yes good too all but watersports.

X - X-dressing (do they crossdress as a part of teasing / foreplay? does crossdressing turn them on? turn their partner on? do they prefer to do it or watch their partner crossdress instead? do they use other costumes? cat ears, tails, etc?) Yes! ALL

Y - Yes, Master (what kinds of names are used during sex? do they like being called master / mistress, daddy, etc…? what names do they call their partner?) She's not hype on "master or mistress" and daddy's a little weird to her, but everything else is fair game

Z - Zones (what are their erogenous zones? what spots on their body should be touched, bitten, kissed, when someone wants to get them in the mood?) Her whole body is an erogenous zone.

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   // Yyy      estoy trabajando en mi nueva niña.

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me: tenes que escribir una respuesta que haga un plot decente y legal, no caotico

also, me: que tal si daria tienta a scott de pasar más tiempo con su hija o recuperar parcialmente, el como es muy simple          solo se transforma en él por sus habilidades de mutante

@stormxroar​ / Para ese thread entre esos dos.

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things I like to know about rp partners!!

FILL IN:

i like to be called: Lazy! But if I get called another nickname, ‘s all fine.

my favourite colour is: blue.

gender: Human. In my pants? Disappointment. 

one thing you should know about me: uhhh, i have zero self-control so I will most likely add a bunch of muses overnight and I understand if that’s overwhelming for some. I also make blogs out of impulse too such as 1 , 2 and 3.

one thing you should know about my muse(s):  they are all mostly headcanon’d and i put too much effort in them, alright? I love them all equaly despite sometimes having higher muse for some. But I love each single one and each friendship they made, all of their ships and all the character development.

first language: Spanish

second language: English

HIGHLIGHT:

age range:   under 13  |  14–17 | 18–22 | 23–25 | 26–29 |  30+ |  70+

am i okay with nsfw?: yes | no | sometimes

my favourite/most common thing to rp is: angst | fluff | smut | crack | fantasy |action | other

oc friendly?: YES | no | depends

rp blog:  does contain ooc posts | doesn’t contain ooc posts | barely

TAGGING:

tagged by: @estiivate​

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How I want their icons to look like? Done.

Bios, hc’s and etc? For tomorrow.

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do you ship jackomi???

   Jack Spicer x Omi is. . .quite popular within the fandom, I guess? Personally, I ship Jermaine x Omi.

   I enjoy JackOmi in a more platonic / frienemies / siblings sort of way. However, I am not opposed older Omi being shipped with the evil boy genius ( same goes with Chase Young, truthfully ) as long as there’s chemistry or a lot of plotting because otherwise I would have an extremely hard time.

In all the cases, chemistry is a MUST.

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Hello lovely followers, it’s Lazy! I have ressurected because of a Christmas miracle of sorts     called I am an extremely impulsive person and successfully completed my plan! I will certainly be more active;;

I missed everyone.

especially my boo

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Lazy really loves her brother: part who knows which

I was at work when suddenly I heard thunder and saw a lighting in the sky so I grabbed my jacket, grabbed a sandwhich and yelled I WILL BE BACK, I WILL BE BACK to my mom.

And, walking, from work to my house is like 20mins or so. BUT I SPRINTED MY WHOLE WAY THERE BECAUSE MY YOUNGER BROTHER WAS HOME ALONE AND HE IS SCARED OF THUNDER.

So, of course, I went there, fed him some sandwhiches and both of us made our way to my work. He was so scared, I am so relieved I went to see him. My mom forgot my brother is scared of thunders but I did not.

Jesus fucking Christ, here it’s summer and I am wearing a skirt and shoes. Not running material yet here I am.

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Hombre digame por qué no hay screencaps de este show—igual viene bien porque puedo recordar a mi niña  y ver a Jack  pero sobretodo aprenderme bien como era Kimiko de nuevo

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// Sorry I forgot to say I vanished to work and then hospital. If you ask me, I shouldn’t have gone to work in this current state of anxiety but if you know me, you know I ignore everything I should not!

I also feel guilty for keeping with these types of posts but I rather speak what’s going on than leaving my friends over here worried and in the dark.

Going back to working despite feeling horrible...which led me to have another ( much horrible ) panic attack within only a day and go to the hospital, then had a talk with doctors and well now I’m going to be medicated which is a first. As someone who struggles with both depression and anxiety, you would think ‘why isn’t she medicated’ because here mental health is a joke. My family didn’t take seriously my depression either—they thought that was something imaginary that I made up!!!

Only now after years of seeing me shut off everyone, isolating myself, struggling with everyday task do they realize—oh, she wasn’t making that up. Her panic attacks are a thing, and today my mom was the first one to witness it.

Because either my boyfriend or friends would see me in such state and help me, but my family has never experienced it and my mom felt horrible due not taking it seriously before and feeling guilty for other things she should not.

Anyway, if you are indeed reading this, then sorry for causing unnecesary worry;; but I’ll admit I’m a bit scared at the thought of actual medication because I don’t visit the hospital regulary nor do I take pills with headaches or stomaches, I’m more of the ‘what type of tea or diet should I go for to avoid this’ than pills which can be seen as dumb. Honestly, whatever pill I take for headaches IF I take one, no matter how light the effects might be, it’s enough to make me sleep.

So I don’t know how these medications will affect me, hopefully in a positive way because I’m tired guys, I am so tired of feeling this usual numbness and struggling to accomplish everyday things.

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// You might see me reply to threads and be a lil’more active because

1) I got a keyboard! 

B U T

2) I really won’t reply to ANYONE who sends me a IMs because I don’t want to talk at all. My anxiety went to the roof and there’s that so, that. It’d be highly appreciated if no one sends me anything through that system but I’d appreciate some asks for my characters.That’s all, thanks.

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Most of this guy is complete:

Bio here / Verses here

Remember my Jumin Han AU—well, I finally decided to write him down. This is also your friendly reminder  this is a ‘switch up / swapped ’ alternative universe: not everything has changed a 180 way, but a couple of things do.

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for the send the URL thing,,, floofymuses !!

My muse’s opinion of your muse

Adrien! Admires! Marinette! So! Much!!!

He cannot believe how lucky he is to have such a wonderful and caring friend, someone with a mesmerizing talent and a strong-will. Someone who will cheer him up even when he doesn’t appear to be down but he is, someone that will subconsciously make him overthink and try new things in return to the ones she has done to him.

Someone that, little by little, is making him become a better person than he thought he could attempt to be.

But Adrien is also catching himself staring a little too long at how concentrated she is with work, how much effort she puts on things, how much her eyes would linger on something in specific. About how he isn’t phased by her stuttering and strange gestures, but finds her reactions cute and charming on their own. Green hues notice a minute too late how carefree he can  be and how she accepts him, their interactions improving even more than before since they can have long talks now.

My opinion of your muse

*Sobs* I love your Marinette so much I could just cry because my Adrien was simply pointing at her like ‘this, this is the one I chose’ and since then has been only staring at her direction like a puppy in love.

I love how you write in detail everything honestly???!!! You are such a perfect Marinette and I just want to reply ASAP when I see your replies because it’s like, authomatic. She is just so good and you get her character to the point it can be scaringly good asdbasjdh i love her

My favorite part about our muse’s interactions

Everything.

JUST EVERYTHING. HOW CAN I CH O O S E

I guess I just love how self-conscious and awkward they can be and try to play it cool, and failing but not realizing that themselves. I like how they have moments they forget they are in love with one another and joke, and freely talk. Feeling such at EASE around one another it feels unnatural not to be together all the time.

asdaskdnk idk pom i love everything i cant write for living

A wish/plot I want to write for our muses

So I—want that Kwami Swap AU idea we spoke about nnngg. I want sassy Marinette, a more carefree and confident Marinette. I want a softer Adrien who is growing as a stronger individual because Tikki is there for him, and she became family for him. I want it alllll

I’m not sure I want so many things Pom, I feel greedy but give me all the plots.

A way your muse has made mine better

asdnasdjgh hUNDREDS.

CANONLY AND OUR INTERACTIONS.

Adrien used to be this boy who didn’t know what freedom once, he didn’t know basic things any other kid could have told you. He is smart, without doubts, but he lacked common sense. Lacked things of everyday basis.

But then he meets this masked heroine, and she leaves him dumbfounded. The same girl who saw no worth in herself was the exact same once challenging their enemy within hours.

But he also meets this sweet classmate that he has somehow pissed off for trying to fix what his childhood friend has made, and then he realized that people was right and she truly was a sweet and understanding girl if approached.

With every interaction with and without mask, Adrien’s character grows and is becoming more and more fond of her and still considers Marinette his very first friend. Such an important title for him but maybe not everyone, one he holds close. Not Nino, not Chloe who is supposedly his childhood friend.

He considers Marinette the first one friend who understands him.

I can go on but this is already long im v emotional