#Tomato13

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If you were H&M what would you do now? (How would you rehabilitate their image) by u/Tomato13

If you were H&M what would you do now? (How would you rehabilitate their image) Understand this is snark sub but wanted to do a thought exercise. If you were H&M and what is shaping up to be your "annus horribilis" (Hertz walk, losing spotify, being called grifters, Popularity at an all time low, cash flow taking serious hits, no one in Hollywood respects you, Dior gate, WSJ / BB articles, the lists goes on). Seriously I can make a post about all the shit they went through. What would you do now?The only rule is you can't go crawling back to the royal family because you burnt all those bridges. Also you can assume you aren't a lazy POS and can actually bother interviewing people.The problem (I see) is their image sucks, they are seen as lazy grifters and don't want to do work (which is true). So what I would do is begin to speak via my actions and hustle hard. Stop buying pointless awards, stop trying to fit in with the A-list (you ain't even D-list), stop being stuck up and let your actions do the work. For example what I would do is:Harry continue advocating for Invictus Games and military family & members. Use your fame to draw light to what people liked about you before. Image I would do is like a modern male but is into progressive stuff. Like Hunt, do 3-gun, but then support LGBT causes, mental health etc.Meghan stop trying to be part of the cool kids. You aren't. Find local charities and show up and do the work, don't bother trying to "change" the world don't even fucking speak. Show up to soup kitchen, volunteer to grind shit out. Just do it and shut up. (Again this is impossible for her but... this is better than walk through a Hertz counter).Get your socials going again (disable comments), and just post inspiration neutral shit. Don't be MLK. Don't show off at how much better you are, just start posting. From what I can see they don't even post on IG.NFLX, for the love of God don't lose that contract. No more hit pieces on BRF. Find anything and hit the commitment. If they send you a NFLX version of Bill Simmons take his advice. If anything if you don't bring in the views you can blame NFLX and hopefully maintain your contract.Test out your brand cache here and there. See if brands get a lift when you are seen with their products. Then discretely and selectively pick brand via quiet backdoor sponsorships. And for the love of God don't effing pull what you did via Dior by trying to bully them to sponsor you.Lift and support others. Show up at local plays, charities, Rotary Clubs, Hospital fund raisers. Just do small things to get people to say, "Hey they aren't so bad after all". Then hopefully after all this your image is somewhat reset. Re test podcasting / media interviewing to try to secure some larger contracts. I would stop with the celebrity worship and just find interesting average people like HONY and really give them a platform to have their story heard. It may not generate the bucks at first.. but hopefully rehab your image.Obviously they would never do this, but as doing this exercise I can't see how they would even begin to rehabilitate their image they way things are going. Heck they might even be homeless soon because outside of skinny teas and blue chew who would sponsor them. post link: https://ift.tt/jKfpDZc author: Tomato13 submitted: June 26, 2023 at 05:08AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit

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NFLX Stats on Archewell Productions Hours Watched for Jan 2023 to June 2023 by u/Tomato13

NFLX Stats on Archewell Productions Hours Watched for Jan 2023 to June 2023 Netflix, recently released this: What_We_Watched_A_Netflix_Engagement_Report_2023Jan-Jun.xlsx (live.com)Call outs on various H&M produced content and some interesting data.RankTitleRelease DateHours195Single’s Inferno: Season 22022-12-1365900000211Harry & Meghan: Limited Series2022-12-08620000005563Live to Lead2022-12-312300000​H&M whingefest didn't have staying power. Yes, episodes where released before Jan 2023. I put up single's inferno 2 as it had episodes released roughly when H&M series was release but it didn't end until Jan. 10th.Live to Lead which is a more fair comporrable which came in at rank 5563 and had all the pentup (or lack of) hit H1 2023. This was an absolute stinker. It had the humilation of losing to such greats in terms of hour watched as Conan the Barbarian (1982) - ranked 5534 (imagine losing to a film 40 years old) & Archer (2009): Season 1 ranked 5517 (which is a great series but come on...)What will be interesting is when the H2 2023 hours watched are released. Where will Heart of Inviciticus hours watched be? Edit: found some 2022 numbers. And this probably a repost but... Found the 2022 data all-weeks-global.xlsx (live.com)So in 2022 241,530,000 hours were watched.2023: 62,000,000Total hours are: 303MMDivide that by 6 and we have ~ 50.5MM people that watched their entire serious (lose assumptions.This big numbers now. easily top 10 for H1 2023.https://ift.tt/bp8mrF4 post link: https://ift.tt/AztJ8aB author: Tomato13 submitted: December 14, 2023 at 05:17AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit

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Meghan's the Worst Uno player Ever. by u/Tomato13

Meghan's the Worst Uno player Ever. https://ift.tt/SoDIk6A post link: https://ift.tt/iyq2gJj author: Tomato13 submitted: July 26, 2023 at 03:16AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit

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Was this "Office" shot staged? Where all the wires? by u/Tomato13

Was this "Office" shot staged? Where all the wires? https://ift.tt/eTH6P5S post link: https://ift.tt/16bJBqd author: Tomato13 submitted: July 10, 2023 at 02:35AM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit

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Jessica Mulroney "Always my favourite bride": Guess it ain't Meghan by u/Tomato13

Jessica Mulroney, "Always my favourite bride": Guess it ain't Meghan https://ift.tt/nJDe4Mi post link: https://ift.tt/N5A6pDl author: Tomato13 submitted: July 02, 2023 at 07:12PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit