#Tom Mayo

[pan-tran-dndfan]

Been watching a bunch of Shoot from the Hip's plays a lot lately, and I forgot how many amazing quotes there are

"That's pretty much all witches are really, just drug dealers with a bit more, you know, va va voom."

"Everyone thinks we're all nice and friendly so they don't see it coming when you say 'Oh, would you like a nice cup of tea?' And then you stab them."

"They're afraid you're losing your touch" "Oh, Pish" "Yes, Pish is very upset with you."

"My body is a temple to destruction. AN ENGINE OF WAR- I'm not done. A PYRAMID HOUSING THE HATRED OF THOUSANDS. A STADIUM WITH A ROAR OF RAGE, BECOMES THE BITTER JUICE OF DESOLATION. MAKE A CUCKHOLDRESS OF ME. ENGORGE HIM- no, wait- ENGORGE HER, AND HAVE YOURS3LF ENTER HER TONIGHT. I feel a bit faint-"

"HUSBAND! HUSBAND! THE CHINCHILLA'S A FUCKING NAZI!"

The fact they improvise this is genuinely amazing to me, SFTH are a national treasure

[onyxdragonfruit]

chaotic screenshot from the most recent sfth video

[letsbesharkfriends]

should we worry about their sanity or is it too late

[youling-the-ghost]

was working on the sfth fandom wiki and almost published this fatal typo

no, brain, Thomas Mayo is not 2 cm tall

[i-may-be-an-emu]

I’m sorry did Tom just. Lick AJ’s nose.

[dont-lie-to-me-gerad]

Hey so uh

I love these boys actually

I love them so much

[dearreaders-things]

@randomaj

The basic 101 course on straight male friendship: if you don't casually straddle your bro's hips when he is laying down and start grinding, are you even real friends?

[toddandersonwithtrustissues]

New hyper fixation unlocked: four British men who play pretend games onstage for a living

[samathekittycat]

Suffering of man, caused by Man, 2024, colourised

[dearreaders-things]

things i love about when the sfth boys break:

luke is most likely to absolutely fold and we love him for that. loud laughter from offstage always. who needs a audience when you've got luke. also he's pretty good at snapping back into character lol

sam does the most hilarious expressions when he's trying to hold back his laughs lmfaoo. when he breaks he breaks HARD

aj has such a brilliant smile?? like i'm not even joking he looks like a model every time he flashes a grin after he says smth funny. it's a very nice smile ok

tom scrunches up his entire face bc he refuses to laugh in a scene and it's so endearing. rarely do we get the low chuckle when he's offstage and i love it when we do

[artisticdemon]

Same

idk about you, but just speaking personally i'd let tom call me sweetcheeksbabydoll

[letsbesharkfriends]

ohhh this blog is six months old now :D here are some memes that have been in my drafts since July

(Credits below)

tags found on @ao3tags

it's the one scene you know which one I mean, the one that haunts your dreams

Dentistry as torture

Brotherly Bonding, Blood and Injury

Kidnapping, On friendly terms

The plot is pretty much kissing

they're going to either punch each other or make out

inappropriate use of sports lingo

why is everyone adorable or a murderer or both

they’re literally chairs, but then again they’re not, just know they love each other, yes i made it porny, not with the chairs oh my god

no one here knows how to deal with heartbreak legally

Violence, Death, Cats

(I don't know anything about these fics, just crediting authors for the tags)

[falling-enthusiastically]

AJ and Tom 'not getting it':

[thelunarbar]

They’re such good storytellers and I get totally caught up in the story and strange noises from the whole in the wall was legit terrifying at points

Tom did creepy so well. Locomotion is an amazing villain and I’ve been thinking about this long form for days. The story was so captivating and the characters were great and I can imagine the whole thing so vividly even tho there were no props or anything

The one thing Ive noticed from STFH, is that they can do the horror genre very very well, but they don't go down that route often for the long forms. .

Watch their horror genres in the Genre games. They know how to do it.

So I'm soo glad that they made " Strange Noises from the Hole in the Wall" public since the only other major horror vibe like that is "Priscella's Final Petal." - since yes they are a comedy group but they do Horror very well.

And YES I KNOW THEY HAVE WITCHES EVER SO OFTEN. I love "Moist and Magical" as well as "Dark Moons of Slough" etc. . Not to mention "The Phantom of Hornchurch" as well is spooky. Spooky doesn't always mean Scary.

But coming from an actual story line. the story of Priscilla's Final Petal is a horror movie. Like what do you mean, the buttercup the girl has, links to the grave of her mother.. who forces her to become her mother's vessel.. to cause revenge on her husband and his second wife. Like AJ can play creepy kids soo well. Tom being the dead wife and the current wife. Sam being the groundkeeper as well as the dad, caring about Priscilla and Luke to wrap up the supporting cast. Yes the play goes absolutely chaotic but that's Shoot from the Hip for you.

But back to Strange Noises. . It's the most terrifying villain they have had. . Doesnt help that Tom used his height and lankiness to become Loco-Motion. But the story, once you are on the train, you can't leave. You become the train. . . You forget everyone.

[youling-the-ghost]

ABSOLUTELY BASED TOM

[i-may-be-an-emu]

i LOVE it when he does this :DD