#Tom Mayo

[arium-db]

THEM HELLO?? I am not over them :,)

[old-lady-margery]

Tom literally does THIS

hello?? how are they the cutest ever

[i-may-be-an-emu]

Just three grown men enjoying some milk

[bbatcat-09]

AJ from today's (patreon) Hot from the Hip livestream.

all screenshots are from around 44 minutes (:

And of course, Sam laughing at their pain

[sfth-daily-quotes]

"DO YOU NOT RECOGNISE WOMEN, LUKE??"

- Tom Mayo, West End Big Boys (set up for genre)

submitted by @ethan-elliott

[ororthor-25]

Ugh, I wish British people were real 😔

Welcome back to me using my artistic ability for the most random and silliest shit ever. Another fanart, who cheers?👍 Parasocial be damned..

[you-know-cchio]

luke "all the facts i give in the show are fucking true" manning vs. alexander "consistently loses the plot" jeremy is truly an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

like sam bullshits his way through facts, so tom and luke can take joy in correcting his mistakes. but correcting aj only brings the others suffering because most of the time, aj himself doesn't necessarily believe anything that comes from his mouth. the man is just saying words recreationally. which also happens to establish the reality of the world the other three exist in.

[dearreaders-things]

things i love about when the sfth boys break:

luke is most likely to absolutely fold and we love him for that. loud laughter from offstage always. who needs a audience when you've got luke. also he's pretty good at snapping back into character lol

sam does the most hilarious expressions when he's trying to hold back his laughs lmfaoo. when he breaks he breaks HARD

aj has such a brilliant smile?? like i'm not even joking he looks like a model every time he flashes a grin after he says smth funny. it's a very nice smile ok

tom scrunches up his entire face bc he refuses to laugh in a scene and it's so endearing. rarely do we get the low chuckle when he's offstage and i love it when we do

[toddandersonwithtrustissues]

New hyper fixation unlocked: four British men who play pretend games onstage for a living

[astaronyx]

chaotic screenshot from the most recent sfth video

[arium-db]

Tom’s timing for this line is unparalleled istg

[sgtprophet]

snakehips, he’s got snakes for hips and a better jawline

[i-may-be-an-emu]

AJ was. Not okay. :)

[haveihitanerve]

I know I’ve said this before but it deserves to be repeated- the amount of trust SFTH have in each other is surreal and absolutely so cute

Luke- casually lets AJ dip him without hesitation and lets his legs go limp and totally unsupported because he trusts AJ will hold him. Or falls backwards without a single moments hesitation into Sam because he knows he’ll be caught. Lets Tom tip back his chair to the point where his feet don’t touch the ground and is completely at ease. 

AJ- topples sideways and everyone immediately lunges to catch him

Sam- constantly leans against Tom/AJ/luke when he’s laughing too hard and they always let him, hold him upright

Tom-... honestly i cant think of any moment when Tom did anything(fainted, fell, tripped etc) when the others caught him but he does give them his wedding ring so… y'know

[pan-tran-dndfan]

Been watching a bunch of Shoot from the Hip's plays a lot lately, and I forgot how many amazing quotes there are

"That's pretty much all witches are really, just drug dealers with a bit more, you know, va va voom."

"Everyone thinks we're all nice and friendly so they don't see it coming when you say 'Oh, would you like a nice cup of tea?' And then you stab them."

"They're afraid you're losing your touch" "Oh, Pish" "Yes, Pish is very upset with you."

"My body is a temple to destruction. AN ENGINE OF WAR- I'm not done. A PYRAMID HOUSING THE HATRED OF THOUSANDS. A STADIUM WITH A ROAR OF RAGE, BECOMES THE BITTER JUICE OF DESOLATION. MAKE A CUCKHOLDRESS OF ME. ENGORGE HIM- no, wait- ENGORGE HER, AND HAVE YOURS3LF ENTER HER TONIGHT. I feel a bit faint-"

"HUSBAND! HUSBAND! THE CHINCHILLA'S A FUCKING NAZI!"

The fact they improvise this is genuinely amazing to me, SFTH are a national treasure

[letsbesharkfriends]

since it's the season of giving (or just to celebrate an amazing year of SFTH), here are some memes :)