#Toll Road

[bunnies-and-sunshine]

E-ZHop

The bunnies' toll system isn't quite as automated as ours because they have to stop and pre-pay Mr. Giraffe with kisses before they can enter the tunnels. I'm pretty sure forehead kisses gets them an all day tunnel pass.

[melancholyromance]

“To Billy!” • The Expendables 2

[cinemabuffoon]

Missing them today

(they aren't dead the franchise just screwed them over)

[rattythescientist]

I’m so happy to find out that expendables fandom exists, but it was perfect if I did that in my 15 years yeah, I felt a little lonely having only one person (hi, Nate!) to share my crazy thoughts with… But I don’t see much more slash content there, why isn’t anyone shipping Barney/Lee, they are obviously like good old friends (probably with some benefits), and what about Gunner and his little Chinese bro, who jokes about having family in Expendables 2? I saw Toll Road/Hale Caesar fic once, and it was fluff! Please let’s do some stuff about team relationships, even if it will contain some OOC 😭

p.s. sometimes Russian localisations are dumb, but in case of expendables the word «неудержимые» fitted amazing to the franchise, in my opinion - even better that the verbal translation of the word “expendables” that in Russian will sound like «пушечное мясо»?

I’m so bad at writing bilingual texts, so feel free to ask about Russian words if you’re not native! I love both languages for their specifics, I also love and speak German, why did this post turn into sincere confession, it was supposed to be shitpost omg

[ninimackbrews]

Guys… i have officially fallen from grace… I started writing and Expendables fanfiction.

Put me out of my misery🤦🏻‍♀️

BUT - for anyone interested, I have started working on Lover again!!! Eeeeppp! Hopefully part 2 and 2.5 will be out by Halloween!

[a-really-cool-blog-name]

why are toll roads a thing like it's already there?? It's already been built??? It's a road?? Why is it sectioned off like that??? Why is the government spending money to build roads just to make people pay for the roads again but infinitely???? Is it not the government? Who builds these?????If you don't pay the toll you just have to go on a slightly slower road right next to it??? I think I don't know I don't drive yet

[we-are-a-dragon]

DM: Alright, last session you destroyed the devil terrorising Wolffell. Are you going to the nearby dungeon next?

M (playing Kjell): No, we need to deal with the toll bridge first. We were supposed to do it on the way here, and we're not taking any more stops.

DM: Alright, it takes you the better part of a day to fly on your griffons to the small farming town of Forestville.

Hamish (playing Thaddeus): We ask for the mayor.

DM: The alderman sees you right away when he hears adventurers are in town.

Adam (playing Billie): I say, "We're here about the toll bridge."

DM: He looks relieved. He tells you that anyone who sets foot on the bridge is afflicted with a terrible curse.

Hamish: "What kind of curse?"

DM: They all seem to be in terrible pain and become very weak.

Tati (playing Seraph): Who's cursing them?

DM: Nobody knows.

Tati: Well, who collects the toll?

DM: Nobody knows. A sign told them to leave silver as payment, and anyone who doesn't pay gets cursed.

Tati: So who-

DM: They don't know! That's the quest!

[shushmuckle]

[tamara-on-the-go]

I WAS BLOCKED FROM CROSSING THE TOLL ROAD

[wigoutlet]

[melancholyromance]

hot ✓ reads ✓ looks like he could kill you ✓

[chaddavisphotography]

The Chicago Skyway Toll Bridge on Interstate 90 in Illinois.

[dindaday]

Toll road in Indonesia. Semarang-Solo Toll Road is my favorite of all time.

[rupertbbare]

[happy2bmyownboss]

I got a toll ticket for somewhere I've never been!

I got a toll ticket for somewhere I’ve never been!

I know I read about these weird stories sometimes but this one has got me bumfuzzled for sure. I’ll let you guys know what happened and the steps I’ve taken to resolve this issue. I’ll update the post later to let you all know what happens. I’ve been waiting all week for our zoo membership cards to arrive so I have been eager to check the mail. This afternoon as I was doing a quick sort I noticed…

[we-are-a-dragon]

DM: Seraph, the githzerai walks toward you, reaching out with a hand. "Have we met before? I feel like you're an old friend."

Adam (playing Billie): Creepy.

Tati (playing Seraph): I say, "What's your name? I'm Seraph."

DM: "Va'Aran. Can I stay with you?"

Tati: Yeesh. "Of course. Did you curse the bridge back there?"

DM: "Yes. It's a good curse, isn't it?"

Tati: "Very good."

Adam: I ask, "Do you mind stepping onto the bridge?"

DM: He snaps, "Fuck off, you're not my friend. I'm not going on the bridge."

Tati: "What about for me?"

DM: He softens immediately. "You're my friend, but no. I don't want to be cursed."

Adam: "So you get why people are upset with you?"

DM: "...Yeah."