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thegreenleavesofspring · 5 months

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I would like to request prayers for my mother; she is struggling with self-forgiveness. A decent summary of the conversation earlier would be "I have done bad things and I think that means I'm no longer saved"

"No. No it doesn't"

#In other news I would like to PERSONALLY throttle the Baptist and Methodist churches #“Oooooohhhhh the Catholics don't actually read the Bible-” OKAY BUT HAVE YOU #BECAUSE THIS DOCTRINE RIGHT HERE IS VERY MUCH NOT BIBLICAL #“Ooooohhhh the Mormons have added onto the Bible-” Buddy I have some REALLY BAD NEWS about like HALF of what you believe #“Ooooooohhhh but-” SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP READ YOUR BIBLES AND SHUT. UP.#“*insert blazing heresy here*” Can you. Can you point me to where IN THE BIBLE it says that?!#“Oh but the church I grew up in-” Yeah I bet. Point to it *in the Bible please*#Today on “Bri has beef with literally every denomination but especially the ones from her childhood”

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