#To slap with a peepee
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randomnameless · 2 years ago
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Discutant avec un pote, je me rends compte qu'à chaque fois que quelqu'un dit que la langue française est belle et sophistiquée, je peux lui opposer la bifle/bifler.
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forgotten-daydreamer · 5 months ago
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vent moment but my health is a bit worse than i let on, which is weird ik since it seems like complain about it all the time here, and apparently i also look sick, because two separate people in their 40s or 50s asked me, 24, if i needed their seat on the bus. kind of them. but humiliating nonetheless.
#medical stuff cw#i sat on the steps instead of taking their seat#vent cw#i have to take five different pills a day excluding birth control which i also take for health reasons but okay#i have to thank italy for its healthcare system because at least i dont have to pay a fuckton for all that stuff. except birthcontrol.#as i may have mentioned they found quite a bit of blood in my piss so im getting tested for ✨️cancer✨️#also because i've been having health issues which might be rated#my blood work is all off but i didnt get tested for tumoral cells specifically because i may have 'just' an autoimmune condition#so im on heavy duty antibiotics too now bc i also developed antibiotic resistance last year. anyway.#i need to take those and then they'll test my peepee again but this time they will also test explicitly for tumoral cells#because something is off and my previous blood work didnt point out what exactly#terrible anemia and other slightly-off numbers that however shouldnt be off considering my lifestyle#i eat almost everything. drink plenty of water. exercise. barely smoke. not even drinking anymore. i'm not too fat nor too skinny.#so. some of the numbers that are off dont really have a reason to be off which is why they are testing my blood and piss for cancer#but like. in 3 weeks because i have to take antibiotics and iron meds (not supplements. meds.) first#so my mind's trying to convince itself that i dont have a tumor. but what if i do? i know i dont. but not knowing makes me go insane#also i have to get tested for heart disease because that motherfucker is not working properly. doesnt pump enough blood to my brain.#i took an ekg and it came back pretty normal except for tachycardia#now i have to go get an holter ekg - but was told to wait until uni starts again bc i need that exam to be done when i have a daily routine#so basically they slap electrodes and shit on me for 24 hrs while i go do my shit around the city and then see how my heart behaved#because i cant stand without struggling to breathe and sometimes it happens when in laying down to.#sometimes i cant fall asleep because i cant breathe#at first the doc thought it might be a reflux issue but not. all good on that front.#so. we'll see. and i mean. i KNOW it's not cancer. like. i'd be dead by now bc i've been having these symptoms for five months#however. i dont know if it's not an autoimmune disease. and if it is? what am i gonna do?
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mierolainen · 2 years ago
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some out of context mara/levi doodles
they have the most dynamic of some time
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iambilliejeanok · 2 years ago
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Hi! I'd like to request a heacanon for Sasuke, Gaara and Neji if that's alright? I'd love to see you write them react to their s/o walk in on them taking a shower naked and just casually invite themselves taking a shower with the boys?
You got it babe! Let’s replace Neji with Shikamaru💗
Warnings: 18+, NSFW AND SFW, darcyphillia
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Sasuke is well aware of the madness that goes on in that little head of yours, so he prepares himself for anything at all times. Walking in on him in the shower might not bother him too much, but randomly deciding to join in and shower too? He might be slightly annoyed, but that annoyance doesn’t last too long as soon as you splash water on his face as you proceed to reach for your soap.
He has accustomed himself to having zero personal space in the time that he’s known you, the beginning being a little unusual to him, maybe extremely unusual, but overtime he’s grown to depend on your presence. Sasuke always takes advantage of his situations, especially if it involves you being in personal space, so before you even get to scrubbing yourself down, the bottle of his favorite shampoo magically appears right in front of your face. Mind you, this is your shampoo. And yes he has his own, but he “only feels special and clean with your products”. Gasping, you shift your head to take a look at him, eyeing him up and down, “How dare you”, you say, “Well, you’re here, so do me the favour, or what’s the point?, he questions. “What the fuck Sasuke, how about a “Oh babe you know I really enjoy having you wash my hair, please help me out, I’ll wash yours too””, you say, Sasuke unable to hold in a chuckle at your weak imitation of his voice. But you remain serious, and when he notices that he gets serious too, the two of you simply staring at each other. Sasuke finally speaks, “Baby, you know I love having you wash my hair, please be a good girl?”, he says as though he’s bored, making you gasp once again. “Please?”, he pouts. “Fuck you”, you say, grabbing the shampoo from his hand, “That’s my girl”, he says before turning around, to allow you to work your magic.
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If you want to shower with him, then baby, you’re going to shower with him. There’s just something about the feel of your fingers gently scratching his scalp that sends signals to his peepee, so as soon as you’re done he’s definitely in the mood to “wash” you, immediately reaching for your loofah and body wash, lathering it up faster than you can question him.
You’re also a blushy mess because he’s incredibly sexy under all that steam and water, his dark eyes droopy from how relaxing the hair wash was, licking his lips while holding eye contact, making you look elsewhere, trying not to melt under his stare. Lifting your chin up with his fingers, you seriously can no longer hide your blush, making him lick those pretty lips of his once again, forcing you to gulp unconsciously. “Turn around”, he says, his voice deep, low and you know he’s about to rock your world, quickly obeying him to face the fogged up glass. He wastes no time, immediately wrapping his arms around you, pulling you close to him, your naked, wet body pressed right against his, the feel of his erection pressing against your lower back arousing you all the more. “Let’s get you all cleaned up yeah”, he whispers in your ear, goosebumps now decorating your skin from how sinister those words sound with that voice of his. “Okay”, you squeak, mentally slapping yourself for giving in so easy. You’re supposed to be a bit of tease, but here you are, submitting for no reason at all. Cupping your breasts, Sasuke begins tweaking one of your nipples, nibbling your neck as he gently scrubs your torso, pulling back at the sound of a gasp. Gently, he lifts your arm up, washing your armpit and gently placing it down before doing the same on the other side. He so gentle with his touches you slowly grow tired, but the occasional nibble and random dirty talk keep you wide awake.
Forcing his knee between your thighs, you part your legs for him like the obedient little girl you’ve been up until now. “Tch, dirty, dirty girl”, he whispers in your ear at the fell of how goey you already were from your arousal. “Sasuke…”, you gasp as he slowly rubs your clit in circles with the pads of his middle and ring finger, licking a trail up your neck to your ear only to lightly bite your earlobe. “Sasuke!”, you softly moan, surprised with how overwhelmed you already are. Moving his hand away he reaches for the shower head, pulling it off the wall to bring it down between your legs. “Thank you for washing my hair babe, I’ll make sure to leave you extra clean”, he whispers again, spreading your lips apart with one hand to expose your clit to the high pressure, warm water shooting out the shower head.
He will decide when you’re clean enough to relieve you from this torture.
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I mean its no surprise to Gaara. He loves you so much and can’t handle being away from you for too long. He also walks in on your showers regularly to join you, and actually prefers taking his showers with you. He never intends to get sexual with you, he just loves being near you, conversing about his plans, or how his day went…not that he wont get sexual hehehe…
Gaara is way too clingy for his own good, not that you mind though, because it does somewhat benefit you. Barging in his shower time might actually make his day, immediately wrapping his arms around you, softly laughing at your sudden intrusion. Never letting go of you, he wants to help you wash your body, he ALWAYS helps you wash and you must say, he does a great job at keeping you clean. He’s so adorable and excited to have you in his company that you can’t help but assist him yourself, although he does have a bit of a routine, which you can handle of course. It really makes him feel extra special when you take care of him just how he prefers it.
He will really talk your ears off in there, so be prepared if you want to invite yourself in. Wrapping his arms around you and snuggling into your neck, occasionally planting kisses there is what’s happening for the remainder if the shower, until the water gets cold, so hopefully you don’t have low iron issues. Sometimes you’ll join him late in the night after a long day just so he can wash you and hold you in his arms like this. He’s happy to have you fall asleep in his arms while you’re standing, since you’re so sweet and calm when he helps you out and into your clothes. Not that he can’t handle the hyper version of his princess who loves jumping on him and playfully wacking him with towels as he hets himself ready. The difference is just nice sometimes.
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He’s not much a fan of shower sex, if anything, he finds it quite overrated and has already expressed his disdain towards it. He just finds it really unsexy. The shower is for showering…or maybe its being wet while at it that kind of pisses him off. He certainly wont be able to enjoy his nut covered in water. Sometimes the water gets cold too and it throws the whole mood off, but meet him outside the shower hehehehe, that’s something he can work out. He’s quite sensual about how he moisturizes you and loves it when you moisturize him too. Rub your body against his while you’re at it please…and a little oral never hurts anyone right.
Your hands on him put him in such a trans, he can’t help the erection he gets at the feel of your soft hands rubbing him down, the warmth of the cream against his skin adding towards the sensation of it all. Closing his eyes and using his hands to lean against the counter, you tend to use this opportunity to have a little fun yourself, licking your lips and swallowing to the thought of tasting him, softly whispering his name out to ask for permission, “Gaaraaa….”, his eyes opening ever so slowly, a split second of confusion on his face making you softly giggle before he finds you on your knees. “Hmm”, he says, clearing his throat, “Yeah?”, he speaks, intoxicated with the spell of relaxation you have him under. Rubbing his hard tummy to silently communicate your desire he licks his bottom lip, pulling your shower cap off to start playing with your hair, gathering it all in one hand before leaning back again, eager for whatever it was you were trying to do to him and without wasting another second, you impatiently wrap your lips around the tip of him, circling your tongue around him to taste the precum you’d been eyeing for the past minute. “Woah”, he softly chuckles at your eagerness, tugging your hair to pull you off of him, making you pout disappointedly. “Slowly baby, don’t be greedy”, he teases, leaning back again.
Letting the greedy little demon inside of you take over, you give his balls a kiss, darting your tongue out flat, to lick a trail up from the base of his cock to the tip, collecting all the precum around his tip and licking his urethra, you were already drooling over how he tasted, withdrawing your tongue to savor as much of it as you could before diving in once again, lapping his urethra to make sure you got it all, swirling your tongue over the tip before wrapping your lips around him, sucking him to your hearts content. You had even forgotten what he had said a minute ago, moaning ever so sweetly as you swallowed more of him, greedily taking more until you felt him touch your uvula, keeping him there for as long as you could, quickly jerking your head back to harshly suck in a breath of air. Your clit throbbed, your knees slightly rising as you squeezed your thighs together,a soft moan escaping your lips before you wrapped them around him again, taking him as deep as you could again, just like he taught you. Taking note of your constant shifting he knew you were enjoying this a little too much, biting his lip to stifle his own noises, wondering if he should take over.
Carefully, he separated you from him, his desire to relieve you of your arousal greater than this. “Gaara?”, you softly whimper, looking up at him in frustration, but he before you could complainhe quickly lifts you up, placing you on the counter and spreading your legs. “Gaaraaa, I wasn’t finished!”, you moan as he immediately gets to stroking your vuvlva with his tongue, softly sucking your clitoris and letting go with a pop, never breaking eye contact. “I promise you’ll have your turn right after me okay babe?”
Shikamaru
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Shikamaru simply does not have the energy to react to these kind of surprises. He’s most comfortable around you than anyone else, so this is the most vulnerable he can be period. “Y/n?”, he nonchalantly acknowledges your presence, dramatically covering his chest with his arms, watching you stand right in front of him to get some of that warm water on you. “Please, babe I’ve already seen those pretty nips Shika! The waters too hot!”, you whine. “Excuse me ma’am?”, he finally speaks, lifting an eyebrow. “Yes my love”, you say, trying to remain casual in hopes that Shika wouldn’t kick you out. You’ve always wanted to shower with him, turning around to look at him, his long, black hair clinging to his face and shoulders. “Babe… what exactly do you think you’re doing?”, “Well what else would I be doing in the shower Shika? Pass me my loofah over there hun”.
Eventually he accepts your presence, simply standing there, observing the way you begin scrubbing yourself. “So babe, what about me then?”, he asks, his first time ever showing with you filled with lots of expectations. “Come here”, you giggle, pulling him closer, your bodies pressing against each other as you begin scrubbing him too. The feeling of your soapy, bare tits rubbing his abdomen is a sensation he’s new to, slightly blushing as you begin rinsing him. He might actually like this…or maybe not, he’s undecided, waiting to see where this goes. Spreading his butt-cheeks apart, you begin washing in between them, trying to hide the smile spreading across your face from how he couldn’t stop blushing. This is intimate. Very intimate. But he kind of likes it, you love him this much? Now he wants to return the favor, to prove that he loves you just as much of course.
He actually doesn’t like being wet for too long, so as soon as the two of you are all cleaned up, he’s turning the water off and reaching for the towels. He’s a little meticulous about how he handles his business during shower time so you follow his lead as you’ve always done to avoid any judgmental stares.
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After a nice hot shower though, he’s so relaxed, he wants nothing but to lay down with you, reaching his hand up your dress/shirt, cupping your boob in his hand as he casually nibbles on you neck. “Shika! Omg”, you whine, irritated as you try to put on a movie, his large hands groping and grabbing you everywhere, forcing you onto the inside of the couch while lifting up your shirt, too strong for you to stop with merely your hands. “You interrupted my shower…so now I’m gonna interrupt your movie”, and he’s on you, relieved to finally have your nipple in his mouth as he starts sucking, and you just have to lay there, staring at the ceiling, completely annoyed as Shika softly sucks and bites, grazing your nipple with his teeth and sucking. Two minutes into it, you were so sensitive, barely able to control your needy whimpers and moans. You couldn’t handle it any longer, an orgasm not far from happening, but it hurt so much you weren’t sure if you could hold out any longer. And his body squishing yours against the couch meant you couldn’t move much, so you began tugging on his thick hair, Shika getting the message, moving on to terrorize your untouched nipple, that orgasm quickly gaining on you. A minute or so passes and Shika can feel you slightly shiver beneath him, the continuous, uncontrolled moans and whimpers he heard telling him you were really feeling good. Wondering how long you could handle this, he didn’t stop when you started tugging on his hair again, your pussy aching with how good you felt. Every time he nibbled on your poor nip you softly screamed, your hand now pulling on his shirt, the other pushing his forehead back.
“Shika! Oh my god”, you breathlessly whimper, struggling to gain any control as his hand now slipped down your undies, quickly finding you clit, removing his hand and spitting on his fingers to place them right back between your legs, massaging your clit in sloppy circles. “Shika pleaseee! Fuck!’, you whine, the pain on your nipple now unbearable as tears stung your eyes. “Shika Shikaaaa!”, you scream, your lover finally letting go of your poor nipple, bringing up to quickly cup your breast. “Tch baby, you’re ruining my fun”, he says softly, his warm breath against your face as his fingers continue his work. “Wait, you’re crying, aww baby, I’m sorry don’t cry, hey look at me”, he says, your teary eyes sparkling with the cutest pout on your face. “Shika that really hurt”, you sniff, burying your face in his neck, absolutely refusing to look at him. “Ahhhh!”, you moan aloud, Shika slowly shoving his middle finger inside of you, removing the hand you had on your boob to grab his muscles bicep. Nudging your face with his, he tries to get your attention, “Yeah, maybe I was being a little too mean…please forgive me?”, he asks ever so sweetly, the tone of his voice convincing, and the pleasure of his finger stroking your walls didn’t help the grudge you meant to hold against him for making you cry.
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adultbabystories · 1 year ago
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A gym is a place of many fantasies, who would believe some are true?
You fantasized about not being the only diaper boy out there. With every guy with a big butt, your imagination automatedly decided he is diapered. Sadly, their butts were the result of good proper squatting. Sometimes during situps you just sat there, on the mat, searching for clues. You felt your slightly wet diaper under you. Ever since you lost a bit of control over your bladder, you prefer to go with a diaper, even to the gym. Some guys may already saw it, but you just hope nobody will comment. There’s no other option for you, aside from wetting your trainers of course.
One day, you came for a workout, and you saw a familiar face. It’s an ABDL guy you were following online. He’s smaller than you, but still muscular. He looks so handsome, especially in a diaper. You thought about saying something, but couldn’t, you were shy about being ABDL. Halfway through your workout you gathered yourself and decided to finally say something to him. As you walked towards him, you saw another dude had started a conversation with him. You know that guy, he’s lifting here for a couple of years He is big, very big, burly even. You stopped and watched them talking. They were laughing and suddenly your online crush slapped the other guy’s ass. Wait, was the big guy wearing a diaper too?
Your peepee became hard in your diaper. No worries about tenting, you’re small and the diaper covers it nicely.
You finished your workout and went to the shower. It was pretty late and it was empty. You got undressed, took off your thin gym diaper, and throw it away. In the shower, you couldn’t help but think about the two guys in diapers, it was so hot and you were so horny, you jacked off in there, letting your seed down the drain. When drying yourself, you thought nobody is there, and you’ll diaper yourself real quick with a night diaper. It had a babyish print on it, but nobody would see. You lay on the bench, and got diapered real quick, then covered yourself with adult clothes. Anyone could tell you were wearing a diaper, but you thought nobody would see you until you step into your house.
Just before pulling the pants up, you heard someone talking “I knew he wears one, I just knew it”
It was the big guy, with the smaller Twitter guy next to him. “Awwww and he has one with a print too!” said your crush.
You stood there, silent, not knowing what to say. Your online crush, a huge muscle guy next to him, looking at you, wearing a thick babyish diaper. You didn’t even cover yourself, you just gave them the view they wanted.
As they were talking about you and your diaper, they took off their gym clothes. Both of them had a diaper on, but they were plain white and thinner. You could see raging hard-ons under the diapers. They got turned on by you. The sound of tapes filled the space as they took their diapers off, reviling their big hard-ons.
“Sometimes wearing babyish diapers is because the wearer has a baby’s peepee. Show us your peepee baby.” said your crush.
You just jerked off, your small penis is even smaller now, tiny even. But you turned around and lowered your diaper, showing off your tiny powdered penis, pointing forward.
“Just stand there baby, as the bigger kids take a shower” said the big guy.
So you just stood there, pants to your knees, one hand lowering the front of your diaper, showing your small peepee to the bigger boys with bigger cocks, while they were taking a shower.
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@alittleisolated gained more than he wanted at the gym.
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ilylovelyz · 8 months ago
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hi, I love your works !! (I think that's a bit obvious, considering I almost liked all of your Haikyuu.)
They're quite pleasing to read (especially the smvt, they're nicely written.)
I've never asked a request before so I hope I'm doing this right lmfaofao. Anyways, I was wondering if we could get Big!Ushjima X shy v!rgin afab gf <3 reader !Timeskip.
I think you've written something with this pair before, but I thought the story could go something like: Ushjima and his team lost a match, he's quite furious about it, and he just needs to let out his frustration, so he simply uses reader <33. (low-key breaks reader in two..) And you may add anything else you think can go with it!!
Thank you, and please take care!!
⍣ ೋ better than me
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˚ · . ushijima wakatoshi x afab!reader
: ̗̀➛ virginity loss, dubcon, forceful breeding, ushi has a big peepee, dumbification, slapping, cervix fucking, gaping, fingering, minor age gap (2 years)
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"toshi-" you manage to say before you're being slammed against the enterance door of his house. "what are you- ow! that hurts toshi!" you cry, tears burning at your waterline when ushijima roughly pulls down your skirt and panties.
this is so confusing, you've never seen him like this. i know he's lost a big game, but he's lost plenty others and never acted like this.. you think as your chest heaves against the door.
you wince in pain when he brings his hand down onto your ass, showing no mercy on your most fragile parts. ushijima shoves himself against you, grinding his hard-on into the plumpness of your ass. he brings his nose into the crook of your neck, inhaling your intoxicating scent deeply as he nibbles onto your shoulder.
you moan softly at the pleasure, for a moment he seems to be gentle with you, his hands roaming your body gently, slipping underneath your shirt and bra to fondle and play with your breasts. "toshi.. what's wrong baby?" you coo, turning around to face him. you cup his face into your palms, softly petting him.
his eyebrow twitches uncontrollably, his eyes dark and jaw clenching. oh. he looks at you so sickeningly, as if you're a sweet little bunny and he's the big bad wolf. you try to lean in to place a kiss on the tip of his nose, but he doesn't let you. instead, he turns you back around, tearing off the rest of your clothing.
your face flushes with embarrassment, you can feel his gaze. this is the first time any man has ever seen you fully naked. ushijima wastes no time to lower his hand to your damp folds, his fingers prodding at your throbbing cunt. "nooo.. it's dirty there," you say meekly, wiggling in ushijima's hold.
suddenly, a searing pain races throughout your body. ushijima inserts two fingers without warning into your untouched hole, stretching you out far and wide. "ahh-" you cry, not knowing if you should cry, yell or pass out. ushijima has big hands after all.
it feels like an eternity before the pain settles down, and soon you're moaning like a little slut and humping against his palm. ushijima gladly inserts a third finger, scissoring inside of you and working into that sweet spot that has your eyes rolling into the back of your head.
ushijima is quick to make you cum. the feeling, so foreign to you, has your legs trembling, struggling to keep you standing. you can't think of any words to say, your orgasm hitting you so strongly you forget that you're on earth.
when you come to, you're laying across the doormat, your knees resting on top of the cold wood flooring. ushijima is on his own knees behind you, guiding his fat cock's tip towards your poor virgin hole.
before you can protest, your body goes limp, every thought in your mind has perished as his fat cock stretches you out. you only gurgle and make small whines as you're ripped apart into two.
ushijima gives you a moment of rest before he's snapping his hips into your ass cheeks and his cock tip is suddenly pushing against your cervix. you jolt at the sudden pain, but god, does it hurt so good.
placing his hands on your waist, ushijima forces you up and down his cock, using you like a fleshlight. his hands guide you up and down on his cock, so devastatingly slow yet deep. you can barely breathe, it feels like he's trying to break open your cervix and reach as deep as possible.
your tight virgin walls suck onto his cock, sucking him back into you. it's almost painful, the way he's taking you for your first time. on the dirty ground, in front of the enterance door, on the doormat that was stepped over a million times and cleaned zero times.
such a dirty place for a virgin like you. but thats why he loves it. to take a sweet little innocent girl like you and have her first time on the dirty floor like a common whore and have her first taste of large cock, ruining you for everyone else but him.
"y/n." he finally speaks.
he lays down a hand onto your ass in an attempt to catch your attention. his cock twitches inside of you when the only response he gets is an animalistic groan. perfect.
he takes it up a notch by pulling his cock out to only the tip before he harshly slams back into your quivering pussy, your body jolting from the harsh treatment. he pummels his hips into your ass, enjoying the way it lewdly jiggles. he can feel the tip of his cock kiss your cervix opening with every thrust.
you're practically braindead at this point, eyes stuck at the back of your head as he takes you like some common whore. you don't even acknowledge when a painful orgasm washes over you when ushijima's cockhead for the moment pops through your cervix.
but he does. in an effort to do it again, he shifts his entire weight onto his hips. his cock feels like it's stabbing through you, you're sure it's bulging through your stomach right now.
finally, your cervix breaks. you break, and let him in. he groans at the thought of breaking his cute girlfriend for her first time, impossibly stuffing his cock further up your pussy.
with a grunt, he's stilling his hips, flush with your ass, emptying his fat load straight inside your womb. your legs tremble with overstimulation as you cum once more as you're bred for the first time, the warm feeling of being stuffed full is the only thing you can think of.
with a satisfied sigh, he sits there patiently. he doesn't want a single drop to be wasted.
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real-total-drama-takes · 5 months ago
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I usually don't bother arguing with anyone but I'm feeling bored, so. Let's take this take apart.
"Her behavior towards him was really really abusive and unhealthy because she constantly called him names and made fun of his bladder control issues even though he had no control over that."
Jo calls everyone mean names. It's a part of her character. Brick will live after being called Private Peepee pants.
"Like jo isn’t a good person towards brick at all and I don’t understand how it ever became that popular!"
Jock became popular because they had an engaging rivalry, fun dynamic and chemistry, agreed on by many fans. No one is saying Jo is a good person, but she's still shown to like Brick more than anyone else. (Grave scene, anyone? That was the ONE time Jo had shown compassion.)
"Jo’s constant name calling was really uncalled for and she would break his thumbs and arms for no reason and leave him really injured."
Huh? Okay, let me list all the times Jo has harmed Brick: -Punching him in the throat, episode 3: Saved him from choking, albeit in her own aggressive way. -Injuring his thumb, episode 3: They were THUMB-WRESTLING. He recovered after 3 SECONDS. -Slapping him, episode 4: Pretty sure we can all see it was that "PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!" trope? Again, not for no reason; she did it to snap him out of it, and it worked. You can tell because she looked genuinely concerned rather than annoyed/angry. -Crushing his hand, episode 6: Now HERE'S an actual example of Jo harming him out of malicious intent. Still not for no reason, she was asserting her dominance because Jo is aggressively competitive. It's also pretty tame compared to what canon couples have done to each other. (I wish she would crush MY hand like that…)
Brick's dislocated arm? That was all HIM being dumb and trying to impress her. I don't know why I've seen people use that as an argument.
"They really aren’t a healthy couple and I’d even say it borders on abuse."
Most of Jo's interactions with Brick consist of her teasing him and competitive talk (even Brick only sees it as her being annoying and "trying to get under [his] skin."). The only time it's taken up a notch is episode 4 (+ episode 6's elimination) where they start disagreeing, with Jo's cutthroat attitude being highlighted to the max. Jo also regards Brick as an equal, which is big for someone egotistical like her. Plus, that's pretty much saying every Jo ship is a proship because she shits on everyone? Let my girl find love :(
Also, Jock would suck if they were all nice to each other. People don't usually like ships because they're 'healthy', they like them because they're interesting.
"And it’s so weird that brick x jo fans romanticize their behavior!! I don’t understand it??"
Brick and Jo's rivalry is already romanticized. Seriously, what was up with all that chest-touching?
-Ooh can I put one of those emoji identifier thingies?? Has 🍁 anon been taken?
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bby-boy-likes-minecraft · 8 months ago
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Daddy finds baby boy rubbing his big boy parts without permission.
Baby boy gasps and pulls his hand away, but daddy just shakes his head and says, "Keep going"
Baby boy obeys, hoping for no punishment, and right as he's about to make stickies, daddy says "Stop" and it takes almost all of baby boy's strength to obey, his little tcock still twitching, desperately seeking sensation to take it over the edge.
"What rules do we have about your big boy parts?" Daddy asks
Baby boy whimpers, unable to stop himself from thrusting into the air. "N-no t-touching without d-daddy's permission"
Daddy hums. "And did daddy give you permission to touch before?"
Baby boy looks down in shame and shakes his head.
Daddy sits down and gestures for baby boy to come to his lap. "Disobedient baby boys get punished, right? Daddy will have to slap your peepee ten times for touching without permission, and if you come, that's ten more times."
The baby whines as daddy's heavy hand comes down on his small quivering tdick. Daddy takes it slow; between each slap, he rubs his baby boy's tiny cock to make sure baby stays hard and leaking the entire time. Once he's finished, baby's cock is all red and swollen and baby's soaking wet, and baby is just whining and begging to be allowed to come.
"Only good baby boys get to make stickies, and good baby boys don't touch without daddy's permission. Now daddy wants you sitting on his lap while he works so you don't try anything funny again."
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cerastes · 2 years ago
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Since Muelsyse’s attack order for her water Arts is “give them a little kissy”, does that mean a harsher command results in a more vicious attack?
“Give them a wedgie!” -> Turns the enemy inside out.
“Squeeze their cheekies!” -> Crushes enemy between tidal waves.
“Slap their wrists!” -> High pressure water jet that can cut diamond.
“Dry them a little!” -> Sucks all the moisture from their bodies in a flash.
“Give them a little swirlie!” -> Devastating typhoon.
“Treat their dicks like rotisserie chickens and eat the skin first!” -> Self explanatory.
“Whack his peepee!” -> Too brutal for this website.
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thatbitchsimone · 2 years ago
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also girls, not wanting ur boyfriend to watch porn is not a crazy request/relationship standard. ur not controlling or a prude. men nowadays act as if asking them to not jerk off to videos of women getting slapped around and violently pounded in all holes and suffocating and gagging until they throw up and tears stream down their face during blowjobs is the same as asking them to never throw a glance at another woman or touch their own peepee ever again. the porn scenes i just described is basically ur average porn video currently. like thats now the basic formula in all mainstream porn. incest and pseudo pedophilia is usually sprinkled in there as well as a little cherry on top. not feeling comfortable with ur partner consuming that kind of content is not a reflection of ur own insecurities or jealousy or whatever they will try to gaslight u into believing. its natural to feel repulsed and disturbed by ur partner being hooked on that stuff. a man with a healthy mind will happily replace porn with actual sex with a real life girlfriend any day. being so dependent on porn that u need to consume it even tho ur in a active sexual relationship with someone is not normal behavior and not something a woman should feel forced to just put up with. those men have an addiction and need help. they are the ones being unreasonable, not u.
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themissvee · 2 years ago
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I woke up thinking about edging a boi. Having the boi on his back and slowly fingering him, getting him nice and loose. Then grasping his peepee in my slick hand and simultaneously stroking him while I finger. Once he’s properly engaged in the feelings I want to remove my fingers and press my strap-on to his hole and move in until his hole swallows me greedily. Then, I’m going to push. I’m going to push all the way to the base, then stop. He can feel me deep in him. Now, Little Boi, the edging can start. I stroke, and let go, pump viciously, and let go. Spit on the knob, polish, and let go. All the while, only slightly moving forward, reminding his prostate that I’m still there while I continue to play with, slap, jerk, and stroke the swollen throbbing peepee. I like when they begin to leak profusely and turn ever so slightly darker from all the attention…I want him writhing and whimpering, near tears but unsure if they’re happy tears or not. I want him begging. I, want to edge a boi💋
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nekomaiddennis · 11 months ago
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The last gifset I reblogged does make me think; I wish Mac would fight back when Dennis gets physically violent with him.
I'm positive the only reason Mac reels himself back is because he knows that Dennis can't hold his own in a fight (hence, why he resorts to scratching and slapping like a little girl), and he fears it may do irrevocable damage to his relationship with Dennis.
Mac isn't book smart by any means, but he does show emotional intelligence, at least where Dennis is concerned. Tends Bar is probably the best canon example of this.
But frankly, I think he should hit that little poofer. Those muscles aren't just for show. Plus, it would be cathartic to watch + Dennis in peril make peepee hard.
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magpie-murder · 2 years ago
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You are peepee poopoo >:( /j
it's NOT cool to use my deadname on my blog. i'll let the court decide your fate:
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hootsewers · 2 years ago
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google image search "guy in Blasphemous whose entire personality is not wanting to rely on his sister and then the instant he gets his peepee a little slapped screams 'SISTAAAAR' like his life depends on it"
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nannychloecatalog · 8 months ago
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Diaper Punished by Sue the Neighbor (An ABDL Novella)
(The following was first published on: Feb 28, 2019)
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Excerpt:
“Your Mother is sick of raising a teenager who instead acts like a toddler, so she’s given me permission to treat you like a toddler until we decide you’ve learned the lesson of how to respect the women in your life that are in charge of you. That is, I will now also be your mother as far as you’re concerned. Instead of ‘Ma’am’, you may now address me as Mommy. Understood?”
Aiden gave another submissive and humiliated nod.
“Now, if you’re lucky, when me and your mother think you might be ready, you’ll have another chance of toilet training, which you apparently missed your first time around, given your propensity for soiling yourself. If and when that time comes depends on your behavior as a toddler.”
Sue gave Aiden’s bottom a pinch. “Is all this making sense to you? It’s diapers from now on, Aiden. You’ll do your business in them like a toddler and I’ll be changing you like a toddler. If you thought I was strict before, you’ll be amazed how strict I will be now that I’ll be treating you just how I treated my own naughty one-year-olds so many years ago. Am I understood?”
Sue slapped Aiden on the ass and he yelped. He snapped out of his daze and gave a submissive, “Yes, Mommy,” through his gag.
“Now, do you have anything to say to yourself before I change you into your first of many diapers?” Sue said.
Aiden looked up at Sue as she finally pulled the underwear gag out of his mouth. “I’m sorry Mommy! I try to be a good boy!” Was all Aiden could say as he burst into another wave of helpless tears.
Sue smiled as she patted Aiden on the head again and coo’d. She knew that Aiden was showing all the signs of successful regression.
“It’s okay, baby boy,” she said. “You just didn’t know how to behave yourself. You just need some discipline and rules in your life. Mommy is gonna put you in a diaper and tuck you into bed.”
Aiden felt Sue lift him up and he realized he was being carried over to the diaper change table. His heart started beating fast and he began panicking again. His adult self and his submissive self seemed to be battling. He hadn’t worn a diaper since he was a baby. The very idea of being forced to wear one was both degrading and humiliating. Let alone being changed into one by this women who Aiden despised.
Aiden felt a cool chill as Sue laid him on the crinkly plastic of the diaper change table. Then he felt Sue carefully unlatch both of his wrists from his collar and lift them up and strap them to the corners of the changing table.
“When you’ve proven you’re a good boy who can keep his hands above his head during a diaper change, I won’t have to secure your hands like this. But for now, it’s important I keep my stinky little boy’s naughty hands away from his diaper area. That’s only for Mommy to touch. Understood?”
“Yes, Mommy,” Aiden said.
He then felt Sue cuff each of his ankles to the side of the table, spreading his legs out and leaving him completely visible. Aiden had been naked for some time now, but this was the first time he had felt this vulnerable under Sue’s gaze.
Aiden then watched Sue put a pair of latex gloves on. Then he felt Sue grab, lift and squeeze his genitals in an inspection.
“Tsk, tsk,” Sue said. “Now that I’ve finally getting a chance for a proper inspection, it’s no wonder you keep your pubic hair so long. Your penis is absolutely tiny for a boy your age. I would say that it’s practically the size and length of a baby’s already.”
Aiden’s face immediately went bright red with embarrassment. He had always worried that his ‘manhood’ was smaller than other boys. But Sue seemed to confirm his worst fear.
“Aiden, answer me. Do the other boys tease you about your tiny peepee?” She asked as she gripped his penis in her hand.
Aiden felt another tear of humiliation fall from his eye as he thought about the other boys calling him ‘little dick’ once in the locker room. “Yes, Mommy,” he admitted.
Sue just tsked again. “No surprise there. Like I said, I’ve never seen a penis on a boy your age so small. Or a boy much younger for that matter. Yes, I bet they call you all sorts of names don’t they. Who can blame them. This is really, really tiny,” she said.
Sue smiled as she held Aiden’s genitals and watched him close his eyes in shame. Of course she knew she was exaggerating—Aiden’s penis was slightly small, but not unbelievably so. However, she knew humiliating him was an important part of destroying his manhood and pride, and allowing him to accept her total power over him.
“Aw, don’t worry my dear. Mommy’s gonna keep your little weewee locked away safe in diapers, and no one will see it or touch it except for Mommy during your diaper changes,” she said as she slapped his thigh.
“Yes Mommy,” Aiden mumbled.
“That being said, your minuscule baby penis is no excuse for this horror of a rat’s nest down here,” she said, still prodding and squeezing his genitals as he winced. “Let’s take care of all this icky pubic hair, okay baby?”
“Do we have to?” Aiden pleaded. A part of him still wanted to defend what he felt like one of the few remaining vestiges of his manhood. After all, not only did his classmates tease him about his small penis at one point in time, but also his lack of pubic hair.
“Yes, baby. When you make a big mushy poopoo in your diaper, it’s going to get all matted unless I keep you shaved,” Sue said.
Aiden winced. Everything was happening so fast, he was yet to even think through the idea of going number two in his diapers. The idea horrified him to the core.
Sue stared at Aiden as she said the sentence and noticed Aiden’s reaction to her mentioning him pooping in his diapers. It was just the perfect embarrassed and submissive reaction she loved to see.
“Don’t worry, little Aiden, think of it this way. You’re going to be treated like a baby from now on, and you already have a little, tiny, itty bitty baby peepee, so we might as well keep you nice and smooth, just like a baby would be,” she said. “Okay?”
“Yes, Mommy,” Aiden said. He was beginning to hate how she made him him vocally affirm her decisions with that refrain. It only drove his humiliation home even further.
Aiden heard buzzing, and he looked down to see Sue holding a pair of buzzing hair trimmers. He couldn’t help but feel so vulnerable and helpless as he felt her hold his penis and carefully remove every last trace of his adulthood from his genital and ass.
When she was finished, Sue wiped away all the pubic hair with a paper towel. Then Aiden heard Sue squeeze a large glob of lotion into her hand and began to massage lotion into his ass, balls and shaft.
Aiden was taken aback by how good it felt. Not only did his new shaved, bare skin appreciate the lotion, but Sue’s hands had a way of hitting all the right spots. Her fingers deftly pushed lotion into his ass cheeks and traveled all the way up to his rosebud, teasing his anus with her finger tip. Then she would come back to his front and massage and stroke the shaft of his penis.
To Aiden’s immense humiliation, he began to get an erection in Sue’s hands.
Sue continued to massage his shaft as if nothing interesting were happening, and his penis quickly became rock hard.
Aiden looked up at Sue standing over him as he laid bare before her on the diaper change table, and despite the fact that he had always found Sue to be old and motherly, and the fact that he despised her for most of the time he knew her and he certainly despised her for what she was doing him tonight, all of them seemed to melt away as Aiden was overcome by an intense sexual arousal like he had never felt before.
As Sue deftly moved up and down his shaft, he began to moan and close his eyes. “Mommy, Mommy, please! Let me cum!” He shouted.
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Diaper Punished by Sue the Neighbor
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doctor-amazing · 2 years ago
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same diff as screaming BAILIFF. WACK HIS PEEPEE! (audible wind up, comical double-slap sound, incredibly loud and drawn out Tom and Jerryesque scream.)
A twitch streamer calling for his “mods” is exactly the same as a king asking for his knights to execute someone
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