#Tinder Sex

[ex-scholar]

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

Besties give me a diplomatic phrasing to communicate "if I leave for the evening and tell you roughly when I'll be back and text 20 minutes before I'm home on your request, please be done having screaming sex by the time I'm home"

[floral-hex]

I lied, I don’t want to have sex. Take off your shoes, we’re going to gently hold each other for the next 4 hours.

[hotvampireadjacent]

I think I hauve Covid.

[waitineedaname]

going insane

[cancel-me-daddy]

"Republican women are hotter anyway " THEN GO TO THEM INSTEAD???

Go get with the 52% of women who chose this and wanted this to happen?

The ones that will have fun being r@ped and treated like property??

Like these m3n acting like liberal women with blue hair/piercings are the most hideous creatures to walk the earth, but then won't leave them alone?? They couldn't pay you to go away??

And meanwhile the pick-me republican women that you think are so hot are all sitting there waiting and you ignore them?

Even in this extreme male loneliness epidemic the pick-me women STILL don't get picked

[125storejuice]

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[manynighstinbangkok]

[ex-scholar]

[asshole-rebel-psycho]

Forcing myself to like other lesbians a memoir.

That awkward moment when you swipe right on a similar type of masc lesbian as you on a dating app. You are only marginally attracted to them because they are the only normal looking profile within 15 miles of your location and you'd feel bad to pass a fellow lesbian bro up.

They swipe right too and match!

The next day you half reluctantly message them on Bumble with 4 hrs left keeping in the back of ur mind that they indeed did not bother to message you at all too so that's your first hint of suspicion.

You ignore the subtle red flag because why not give it a go!?

You answer her pre set opener asking

" what is one thing that I wouldn't know about you from your profile"

In a friendly, light, charismatic way with interesting details about yourself she can pull from...

You end your personal pitch by asking her

"what about you?"

And your fellow lesbian then responds with

" I drive a Tanker Truck".

.... that's it. With no questions 😆

I then respond ( because I'm nice and I don't want took like I'm ghosting her for her job lol)

By saying " oh cool, that's a good job. My dad is a trucker, He's looking into other trucking jobs like that one."

You decide to end it after that by not asking a question thinking their dull ass will unmatch but...

They ask you another question 🤣 🤣

So then you continue on asking questions to carry the convo because you think they are interested and were just being boring but they end up not asking any more questions further into the chat after several days of them keeping the convo light and about the weather but still somehow moving it along...wasting both of our times.

U end up wondering 🤔 if they weren't into me why did they even respond to begin with?

And what makes things worse is that you two are both the only lesbians within miles of rural land and you weren't even that attracted to her to begin with but because you don't have much lesbian or non poly queer girl options you decided to give her a chance.

Only to find out that just because you two are both normal, stem lesbians in the same area doesn't mean you can force chemistry or attraction.

Ten years of technology cannot erase 10,000 yrs of evolutionary biology!

But what really sucks is that as a fellow lesbian I know her single ass ain't matching with too many eligible Bachelorettes in the area. 😂 because I look similar to her and I'm not. Only a few a month.

So it makes you feel like shit because even when this lesbian is thirsty in the 🏜 desert she refuses the only bottle of water within 30 miles. All because you aren't more femme looking with baby girl energy. That's it. We need balance and the vibes need to be different, not same.

Kinda fucked up but that's the way it is.

To my fellow soft butch and masculine lesbros out there! I will probably swipe left but hopefully we can be pals down the line. We are lonely, tired, hated and need eachother's support. Just because we aren't attracted doesn't mean we can't love eachother as lesbian bros.

This was long winded sorry!

Yours truly,

The lesbo Carrie Bradshaw lol 😆 🏳️‍🌈

[pepis-benis]

I need to hook up

[samscompliment]

just matched with someone on tinder whose spotify anthem was by grant macdonald of jensen ackles cowboy butt fame. so this could easily go either way

[vzajemnik]

well. at least we didnt have sex.

[ex-scholar]

[la0hu]

met with L yesterday and it was nice enough to have someone to talk to, outside of housemates and the friends i always see, and we had sex again and it was good... i do feel vaguely that my like of him won't increase past a certain point, and to be honest, every time we're together i wonder what it'd be like to have sex with other people, especially not a cis man

[stormyoceans]

I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID EARLIER THEY ARE /BOTH/ HORRENDOUSLY DOWN BAD ALREADY AND I NEED TO CONSUME COPIOUS AMOUNT OF GASOLINE TO COPE