#Timcanpy pls comes back!!!

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Timcanpy! Allen needs you...

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Pastanea!! (Please tell me I’m supposed to ask here;;)

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - canon: Nea dies so. 1-2 years?. Fanon: forever.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Almost instantly but took MONTHS for either (Nea) to speak up.

How was their first kiss? - Disastrous. It was at a Mexican food place after getting chips for the group.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Nea, duh

Who is the best man/men? - Cross who else?

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Mana of course.

Who did the most planning? - Allen because he’s pretentious like that.

Who stressed the most? - About the same but Slightly more Nea.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Rather quaint if you count a ceremony in front of Cornelia...

Sex: (NSFW warning!)

Who is on top? - Allen mostly. It’s very exciting for Nea when he tops tho.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Depends. Both are aspec and not very into the whole sex thing...

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - uhhhh a while?

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Ya

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory. (Nea likes to snuggle but gets flustered when Allen is openly affectionate in any shape or form,  which is rare.)

Children: (Its just Timcanpy so um)

How many children will they have naturally? - yes?

How many children will they adopt? - does Timcanpy count? 1.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - n/a

Who is the stricter parent? - Allen... Even then he’d encourage bad behavior at times.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -

Who is the more loved parent? -

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?

Who cried the most at graduation? -

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Allen....

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Nea. All the way.

Who does the grocery shopping? - Amazingly both.

How often do they bake desserts? - Nea... he has a bit of a sweet tooth.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat bc Nea’s rich so he can get whatever he wants, really.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Allen because Nea would forget.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Nea. Allen likes to keep to the house or library if he can.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - NEA BECAUSE HE’D BE EATING GLUE WHILE COOKING.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - About the same. Only because Nea cleans when he’s angry.

Who is really against chores? - Neither...? But Nea’s stubborn so.

Who cleans up after the pets? - Both.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Nea

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - I’d say both

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Allen bc I can see him being unexpectedly stingy.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Allen.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They both take Tim for walks. Ensure that he doesn’t get caught by a cat.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Rarely-- Neither of them care all that much and also lazy.

What are their goals for the relationship? - Building each other up and endless amounts of support. Especially up until Nea’s fight with the Noah.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Allen. Bitch doesn’t sleep at night.

Who plays the most pranks? - Nea. But Allen gets back to him a little too easily.