#Timber Spruce and Sci-Twi

[sapphoscorner]

Flashspruce and sciset are actually such funny couples because all four of them are exes at some point so it's just exes dating each other and it's so funny

Legit imagine being flash and ending up dating the ex of your ex crush and also your ex is dating that ex crush that's so fucking funny

[darukee]

Rejection

[nanascombatboots]

i literally hate timber so much omg. besides from him being so annoying, hes so corny too, especially with his one liner (i know im charming but you dont have to fall for me or some shit like that) like ok mr big ass ego. big talk from someone who looks like a fucking tree "charming" my ass. i cant believe twilight fell for this dumbass like girl raise ur standards PLEASE 🙏🙏 also he's literally a counselor at camp everfree... hitting on a camper.. like thats a bit immoral dont u think x anyways

[romancemedia]

Almost Kiss + Interruptions (2)

[girlfrommars28]

every. single. equestria girls character is some flavour of queer, you cannot convince me otherwise

like, sunset applejack and dash are all lesbians. so are the dazzlings

pinkie and fluttershy are fucking pan

rarity and sci-twi are bi, and so are flash and timber

curly winds and wiz kid are gay and together

lyra and sweetie drops are also gay and together

[smallcrystals]

FLASH, TWILIGHT, SUNSET, AND TIMBER ALL IN A POLY RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS?????

pls. i beg of you.

i just thought..

if timbertwi, and sciset, and flashspruce

why not flashsprucesciset?

IVE BEEN SAYING THISSSS

i think i'm personally not toooo attached to the hc but that's probably because i've fallen a bit out of eqg

honestly tho? timber has two hands, sci twi has two hands, this definitely works

[reddar88]

hay kids what see a dead body

[sunshine-sparkle]

A Sci Twi and Timber Spruce next gen

[angry-brony]

no no play the whole clip! where's timber! stop erasing my boy.

I kid you Not this took me so long to make and it’s not even good I’m jumping I swear

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

i showed my sister the equestria girls movies last week because i needed a win and these were her thoughts:

equestria girls:

"sunset, you've gotta wait till your goons are gone before code-switching"

"sunset knows she's a horse so being with flash is kinda weird"

"don't like snips and snails"

"pan rainbow dash?" (i asked if she had any thoughts on their human designs and that was it, idk what to tell ya)

"why are the people colored in this reality?"

"why is rarity british?" (overall thought about the whole franchise)

"when did we fucking ask him? nobody asked him to join" (about flash playing guitar during the cafeteria song)

^but yeah she didn't really vibe with flash but she found the "one no would've been fine" line funny

"laughter" "no, it's insanity"

"i didn't know there was another way" "i don't give a fuck"

rainbow rocks:

"why is the moon, cheese?"

"i like the names. in case you weren't sure this was about music" (said during the opening credits when it showed the dazzlings)

"to be fair, you did ruin everything" (towards sunset)

"somebody needs to slap rainbow"

she really wanted to protect fluttershy, i could tell

she also wasn't necessarily loving flash x twilight during the first movie but definitely wasn't after he made twilight cry so-

friendship games:

"great, a murder board"

"why are you keeping tabs [on chs]? maybe you should focus on your other students" (towards cinch)

"what do you think i should do?" "you should keel over and die"

"sugarcoat, just stab me in the heart, why don't you"

"she looks like she belongs in spongebob, derogatory" (about cinch)

"twilight is doing disney knees"

"cinch is a bitch, cinch is a bitch. cinch is a winch, cinch is a winch" (said in a sing-songy way)

"why's this bitch singin'?" (again about cinch)

"we want what we deserve" "who said you deserve it, you fucking bitch?"

can you tell she hates cinch??

also made a couple jokes about how cadence and luna seemed like girlfriends in all of their scenes together (which was actually really valid)

legend of everfree:

"what do y'all do?" (towards celestial and luna)

"[the opening credits sequence] is gonna be at the bottom because it's giving me home by phillip phillips"

"and this is my brother, timber spruce" "TERRY?" (as in terry from tdp, which is where i got the cargo shorts thing from, so let's all thank my sister)

seemed to not be the biggest fan of sci-twi x timber ("just timber!")

"do we have watches!? cause they've mentioned time twice" "the sun dial" "but it's gonna be dark, she said it doesn't work at night!" (funny conversation that doesn't work in hindsight because they apparently had their phones with them the whole time)

"i don't know why but i'm getting trans from rainbow, cause everyone else is drawn with boobs and she's not. in that shot at least"

"if i see a man coming out of the woods, i think he's just buried a body"

"that's a disgusting design i'm sorry" (about gloriosa's villain look)

"sorry i thought he was going to kill his sister, he saw the ax and i thought he was just gonna- this is a children's movie. just for a split second"

part 2 magical movie night thoughts

[equestriaqueerz2025]

TimberTwi

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

It’s not my favorite, but it’s cute enough. They at least do have common interest, are compatible and do have fun together. It’s not a pair that I imagine to be long term, but it’s worth the fun.

DerpyWhooves

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

I used to ship these A LOT in the early days of MLP. Even though my love for it has died down a bit, I still route for this pair 👍

Braeburn x Rarity

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

It’s okay. I can understand the appeal a little bit, but it’s not necessarily something I’ll write home about.

[princess-of-the-corner]

Thoughts on the Crystal Ball outfits from Legend of Everfree for the Rainbooms, Lyra, Bon Bon, Derpy, Gloriosa Daisy, Timber Spruce, and Bulk Biceps?

Oh a whole bunch okay!

Sunset - The fire theming! The colors! I love her!

Pinkie - looks a touch goofy with the pantaloons but it really fits her

Sci-Twi - actually a bit bold for her! Fits well with the 'overcoming trauma' arc! I think the blues are a little too on the green side, but most of her scenes are either with Sunset(wearing teal) or Timber (blue-ish green hair) so I think it's intentional to match her with them

Rarity - for some reason this isn't hitting. I think it's too much purple-on-purple and then that one bit of green throws it off.

Applejack - I love love love this dress! You'd think I'd be against dresses on AJ since I criticize them so often and you'd be wrong I love dresses on her when it's an appropriate event like this!!

Rainbow - Thank fuck they didn't put her in another rainbow abomination. It's still colorful but it's blocks of primary colors letting the design itself stand out without clashing with her hair. The design works too, being a dress and harmonizing with the rest of the group, but including pants and not being as femme.

Fluttershy - I almost love this but it's one of those times her design leans more into the flora rather than the fauna. Like they want to give her some nature-y designs, but they focus on butterflies and flowers(vine motif, tulip-shape skirt). While ofc the butterflies work, it gives the vibes of gardener rather than animal caretaker. And while she doesn't /need/ to give off animal caretaker vibes 24/7, the plant theme is odd.

Lyra - Still somewhat suffers from the color issues she usually does, but the skirt having various blues smooths it out. I think if the top was a different color it'd be better (if they want to keep the pink maybe a softer shade?)

Bon Bon - a little goofy but I love the shape joke she's literally a bonbon ha! Colors are a little odd though. They're like more saturated hues of her hair.

Derpy - lmao why is she wearing what I low-key joked about with Fluttershy? Love the colors though.

Gloriosa - A little confused. Her top half seems to be giving 'sunflower' but her skirt is more 'autumn leaves' . It looks fantastic until you notice that.

Timber - basic suit. Kinda boring tbh. At least give us a cooler tie.

Bulk - Oh hell yeah. Once again: goofy but aboslutely his vibe and rocking it

[c0smic-coral]

Here’s my story about growing up on MLP

The show started when I was 6 years old, but i didn’t get pulled in until I was 7. I remember it was a McDonald’s Happy Meal Fluttershy toy that did it (I still have it today and it sits on my dresser like a trophy). She had a brushable tail but no comb and a whole bunch of stickers. I looked at the box and my mom, who’d known about the show and remembered the original 80s version from her childhood, but she said she never really watched it or owned any of the toys, but I guess really wanted me to get into it. I still remember the first episode I watched was Read It and Weep (the one where Rainbow Dash gets into Daring Do) which today I find hilariously ironic.

This started a full-blown OBSESSION with the show. Soon I was collecting the blind bags, Beanie Babies, Happy Meal toys, I had FatHeads of all of the ponies on my bedroom wall, I had a My Little Pony lunchbox, a My Little Pony backpack, I wore My Little Pony underwear, I had My Little pony pajamas, I made a Twilight Sparkle Halloween costume one year, I had a My Little Pony birthday party one year. My mom compared me to Pinkie Pie but Twilight Sparkle was my favorite. I was an extroverted kid (the pandemic is what turned me into an introverted adult) and I started hoping I’d meet five friends I’d spend my whole life with just like her. I was a silly kid. I actually got bullied for being obsessed with the show unfortunately… this led to the loss of my first My Little Pony lunchbox.

And I wrote fanfiction! And I drew cringeworthy fanart because I was like that (my fanart improved over the years). When Equestria Girls came out, I started wondering if high school would be like that.

No, I never got to dance on cafeteria tables in school spirit wear. Sad.

As an adult, I think the show has definitely shaped me as a person who believes friendship, while not magic, is one of the most important things in the world. As for G5, it’s okay in my opinion. I haven’t watched any of the episodes after the Netflix movie, but I like the characters and I’m happy to see the next generation of kids gets to grow up on it too.

I did not hate Season 9. The later seasons I agree were not as good, but I never hated the School of Friendship or Cozy Glow (I actually love the idea of adorable child villains). The introduction of Scootaloo’s lesbian aunts warmed my heart, along with LyraBon getting married and implied AppleDash (though I think RariJack would have been better, just saying). I don’t hate The Last Problem either. Once again, a bit upset Rarity didn’t end up with anyone though because she deserved to have a happily ever after (and Gallus and Silverstream ending up in different places. I think those two should have gotten together)

Pony Life is bad. The introduction of Pinkie Pie’s brother makes no sense and opens up a lot of plot holes, even more than Maud never having been in The Cutie Mark Chronicles flashback. I never got behind Sparity. Rarity is too old for Spike and to be honest I think Spike and Sweetie Belle should’ve.

One thing I never understood was the hate on Flash Sentry and Timber Spruce. I think they’re both charming and both good for their respective Twilights. No no no. I ship Sunset Shimmer with EG’s Rainbow Dash, not Sci-Twi. No hate on Twiset, though!

My favorite episode of MLP, or episodes I suppose, are still A Canterlot Wedding, Parts 1 and 2. Queen Chrysalis will always be my fav villain. I love two-parters. Twilight’s Kingdom and To Where and Back Again are my others. I HATED The Mean Six btw. I found it a pathetic return for Queen Chrysalis and extremely anticlimactic. It’s the only episode I genuinely hate. There are some I dislike a bit but that’s the only one I hate.

A large inspiration to how Poisoned Lipgloss sounds is PrinceWhateverer. I love his music and I admire him greatly.

Sorry for the long post!! You guys can ask me anything on my opinions on the show!! Just a reminder, my blog is NOT suitable for minors, so please keep out!

[romancemedia]

Main and Former Animated Movie Romances (1)

@zamyamf1028

[eqgsocials]

me too sci twi!