#Tim sprinting away: YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
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[Dick’s 30th Birthday]
Jason: Happy Birthday, Dickwing. You know what they say: one year older—
Steph: —one year closer to death!
Tim: Wish I could relate
Damian: While I will not argue my assent, I must ask why you are so excited by the prospect of your own demise, Drake.
Tim: With the way you treat me, who would want to wake up in the morning?
Dick: And suddenly my birthday is no longer about me
#Dick: someone call a therapist#Tim sprinting away: YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE#Jason shouting after him: I THINK THATS THE WHOLE POINT OF CALLING THE THERAPIST#incorrect quotes#based on a real conversation#very very loosely#my stepdad said the “with the way you treat me’’ line to me#I made fun of him one too many times lmao#jason todd#stephanie brown#tim drake#damian wayne#dick grayson
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