#Tim definitely saw Danny performing the quadruple and followed him home
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confusedshades · 7 months ago
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So here's the thing. Tim hasn't slept in a while and all the time he's spent staring at screens recently hasn't helped his eyesight any. He's tiny, sleepy, suffering from dry eyes and the beginnings of needing glasses. That combined with the passage light being out right above Danny's apartment door isn't really a good combination.
So the next morning when Tim wakes up on Danny's couch to see him making himself a cup of coffee, he's confused. Because? That's not Dick Grayson? Who? and then- HOLY CRAP HE IS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RESPONSIBLE FOR REVEALING BATMAN'S BIGGEST SECRET ALL BECAUSE HE MISTOOK SOMEONE'S IDENTITY
Danny meanwhile is standing near his kitchen counter watching Tim's realisations happening. Once he sees full blown panic coming though? He clears his throat gently.
"Kid, I'll make you a deal. You are going to stop following vigilantes and start sleeping regularly. In addition you're going to answer some of my questions. In exchange, I'm going to force Batman to take me on as Robin."
Tim's sputtering "You?" clearly showed what he thought of the whole thing.
Danny just slurped his coffee. "I've already got previous experience and a certain.... shall we say resistance to bring hurt. I've also got training which you don't have."
"Hey! I run track and take martial arts classes!" Tim's face reddened in outrage made Danny want to smile but he knew it would only frustrate him further.
"Okay so you've got some training and endurance. I've still got training that you don't have yet. I'm also legally an adult and your a kid in school. So. What do you say? We have a deal?"
Tim: I know who you are.
Danny, squinting down at him wearing Hello Kitty pjs.: What are you talking about? Who's child is this?
Tim: Batman has gotten too dangerous. He is a threat to himself and others. He needs a Robin to keep him sane. You need to come back to Gotham.
Danny: Kid-
Tim: I have proof! I'll release it all!
Danny sighing: I was just about to have some milk and Oreos. Do you want some?
Later, while Tim is eating his snack, Danny is talking on the phone: No Jazz, of course I'm not Robin! How was I supposed to know that turning off gravity so I could do a crazy hard flip would lead to a literal toddler thinking I was Robin? .....Because apparently, the quadruple somersault can only be done by four people in the world.....I don't know! What am I supposed to do with him? Tim already threatened to become Robin himself! He's so tiny, Jazz! I can't just send him out in the field like that!.........Look, Batman is spiraling. He'll never notice.....yes, I'm sure. How hard can being Robin be? I was already Phantom for a few years.
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halfblackwolfdemon · 7 months ago
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Tim: I know who you are.
Danny, squinting down at him wearing Hello Kitty pjs.: What are you talking about? Who's child is this?
Tim: Batman has gotten too dangerous. He is a threat to himself and others. He needs a Robin to keep him sane. You need to come back to Gotham.
Danny: Kid-
Tim: I have proof! I'll release it all!
Danny sighing: I was just about to have some milk and Oreos. Do you want some?
Later, while Tim is eating his snack, Danny is talking on the phone: No Jazz, of course I'm not Robin! How was I supposed to know that turning off gravity so I could do a crazy hard flip would lead to a literal toddler thinking I was Robin? .....Because apparently, the quadruple somersault can only be done by four people in the world.....I don't know! What am I supposed to do with him? Tim already threatened to become Robin himself! He's so tiny, Jazz! I can't just send him out in the field like that!.........Look, Batman is spiraling. He'll never notice.....yes, I'm sure. How hard can being Robin be? I was already Phantom for a few years.
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