#Till di*khard Di*kmann

[thegothicviking]

Safety always comes first! 😊

[thegothicviking]

I have a plushie like that too (but mine is smaller).

Nobody:

Till lindemann:

[thegothicviking]

Godt nyttår to you, Steinar and Till Dickhard Dickmann 🐟🖤

Thank you! The Prosecco has been popped! The dinner has been eaten and all the fireworks are done and over with! So right now we are drinking and relaxing.

(Please have your sound on!)

"Mom? Du you have to take pictures and film us?? Its so cringy!"

Till Di*khard Di*kmann has his party hat on! He loves Red Bull. Steinar is enjoying a nice glass of Prosecco! And for mum it's Cola as she is (I am) tired...

GODT NYTT ÅR! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

FROHES NEUES JAHR! FELIZ AÑO NUEVO!

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[thegothicviking]

A little message from me and Till Di*khard Di*kmann a.k.a "the big white".

love how the thumbline makes it looks like I am drunk or on drugs! 🙃

[thegothicviking]

For the color ask! Baby and shiny!!

Ok. Thank you! I'll be a shiny baby!

Oh and can Till Di*khard Di*kmann be a shiny baby too?

He really wants to be a shiny baby!

[thegothicviking]

It's currently 00:52 A.M over here.

The wind is blowing. The night is dark. But it doesn't matter. We are inside and getting cosy.

For while waiting for their mom (me) to get ready for bed, the big p3nis Till Di*khard Di*kmann and his bestfriend Steinar the fish, has snuggled up to read about one of their favorite topics; Rammstein.

Good night!

God natt!

Gute nacht!

🌠

[thegothicviking]

Happy New Years from me (the viking), Steinar (the Mackerel) and Till Di*khard Di*kmann (also known as the Big White!)

We are watching Rammstein video's and getting ready for the summer! 😁🎉

[thegothicviking]

You got a p*ssy....I have a DI*KÉh! 🥖❤

(Yes. I sleep with a di*k-plushie. His name is Till Di*khard Di*kmann. He is short but fat and I love him!)

🥰🥖

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*Unedited photo. Already done brows. Hello curly little curl. I hate you curl!)