#Thrres that

[oatsynalliums]

MR KITTY SAVE ME PLEASE I BEG YOU

[mwagneto]

he doesn't have a martha he can force to be a maid so he has to become the maid. woke

[jestroer]

TCG IS SO FUCKING BACK BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[redrrrre]

I MISS THEM SO MUCH

(CLICK ON IT I PROMISE ITS NOT BLUERY)

[im-thirst-trapped]

I have four ways I want to fuck people

1.) I'm thrusting into you so desperately youd think I'm about to die of I don't fill you with cum right now

2.) I'm playing on my phone while I jerk you off/finger you

3.) We're pressed so close together going so slowly we feel every twitch and pulse breathing together and making such beautiful noises

4.) I'm tied up, blinded, gagged, and trying to moan out your name while you give me just enough to keep me on edge for hours

[coughloop]

Weed didn't make me a woman. but it definitely helped !

[tanjir0se]

It’s so bizarre to be watching anime and see a fully adult character who acts as a mentor, older brother figure, or even father figure to our protags only to find out they’re like 22??

Sensei should have been at the club 😔

[mr-fucko]

scribbling peepaw while high asf on on ambien at 3am insfead of sleepi g wheeee

[coffee4harper]

I'm not the only one who sees it, right??

[davidytenny-ovariesexplodeywodey]

So I've made my boyfriend watch supernatural, Merlin, and doctor who. So the next step was obvious. He didn't wanna watch it but I'm like ...it's time. And so we watched it today and when that music hit it sparked something lost within my soul. So I'm wondering how come I see posts trending for all of the above mentioned but never SHERLOCK anymroe. Did I miss something or did the fandom just die out??? Where are y'all at!? I am going feral for this show again. Ahhh I love it so much and he already likes it!!

[omtai]

had a dream there was a dude in oasis named clark and he had a gay thing going on with liam. Was sad to wake up and learn there is no dude in oasis named clark there never was a dude in oasis named clark.

[heckinwacky]

they played sharpest lives and disenchanted

[spitinsideme]

coffie or tea??? or just water???

thr only tea i like is peach iced tea, and thats IT !!! i am a very big fan of fruity drinks ... i love water 5hough i guzzle that shit doen so fast ecerday i drink over 2l of watrr because i have a fear of getting kidney stones but aoso because water is so good it honestly tastes like some fucking food critic from some fancy restaurnst would review food with some sort oflike "crisp texture .. the coldness of the water went down my esophagus abd entered my throat, and among the many things i have had ib my throat water is by far the most heavnely experience i have ever had. the colour of the water was so clesr i couks see the besuty within me when i stared at it, the waterallowling me to reach my innerself and teue desires .. " so yes water fucks so hard i love it but between coffee and tea ? absolutely tea i fucjing HATE coffee because fiest of all it makes me tired and that is aftually so annoying and uts extemely bitter ?? i can out in like severaul lotres of milk and a shitload of sugar and all id be able to taste is the bitterness of coffe FUCK coffee EXCEOT this one frappe i get at costa thats called a belgium choclate brownie frappe that is so good love that !!!!

basixally, betw3en coff3e and tea, i choose tea but ONLy fruity iced teas and my favrouite is peach iced tea, but otherwis3 water takes the win od fuck that shit ib an instant if ir wss a person

[undistortedworld]

IVE HAD THE PLAGUE (a cold) THREE TIMES IN A MONTH THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS OMG WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY IMMUNE SYSTEM

[firstmatedville]

hospitality and catering is such an immigrant populated industry (< completely neutral statement) that many people I work with Don't Believe Me when they ask where I'm from and I'm just like. basically just london for the past like 4 generations (< knows this bc I got autistic abt family trees when I was 12). I don't think this is helped by a) irish first name and b) habit of picking up other people's talking rhythms so cadence is deeply influenced by American spouse, northern best friend, Lithuanian best friend, and the amount of eastern europeans I've worked with. I've heard ppl say that unintentional accent theft can be an autism thing too which makes sense bc both my brothers are YouTuber American and autism posterchildren (< may just be the fault of said YouTubers). No point to this post I just found it rlly funny the other day when new Romanian coworker asked me how to say thank you in my language the other day and I was like "just. thank you?". long ramble Over I am sick and dying bc my ear surgery got infected and the antibiotics are making me sleepy thanks for asking 👍

[srcepiksla]

sketch for a piece im working on