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ss-shitstorm · 1 year ago

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Turns out I married the kid from the urban legend that locked himself in a bathroom for a week after seeing the og Transformer's movie in 1986. You can't make this shit up.

#we'd both die in a fire for Op and Bee 0 questions asked #if there's such a thing as divine providence #this is probably it

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jhessail · 2 years ago

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*starts watching YGO Vrains* NO CHEESY DUB OPENING 0/10

#Jhessail watches #ygo vrains #I'm joking of course #But so far not bad!#And honestly out of all the series to not have an inappropriate cheery dub song #This is probably it

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cursethrower · 8 months ago

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yknow what i'm curious what's the longest song everyone has listened to in full (snippets and short versions don't count, i mean the full song) and how long is it. for me it's for el ahrairah to cry by fall of efrafa and its 22 minutes long

#audio #nadja #black-boned angel #this is probably it #21:05

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blabberoo · 2 months ago

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Idk what au im cooking.. but Im cooking..

#gravity falls #au #gravity falls noir #<< calling it that #stanford pines #stan pines #stanley pines #dipper pines #mabel pines #my art #idk what is going on but im probably just gonna make a bunch of fake movie looking screenshots #and i just wanna see the grunkles in suits doin undercover stuff

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dorykinny · 2 months ago

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Rip stanley you would have loved Avon

#does the joke work? probably not but oh well #gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #also no ‘stan likes men aswell’ i dont care its for the joke

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liquidstar · 8 months ago

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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

#she needs to visit so i can take her to a mall #the food court alone will blow her mind #shes like 14 so claire's and/or justice would probably also blow her mind

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theshitpostcalligrapher · 6 months ago

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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

#listen in my defense i bought 4 peaches and they are going to get oversoft in 2 days and i only ate two of them rn #that's discipline! that's control!#........#i will probably end up eating the other two in the middle of the night huh

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inkskinned · 6 months ago

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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

#i am so sick of writers having to anticipate the most boring #bad-faith readings of their work. i am like - if you use cheese as a currency #okay! as long as the world makes sense to me: cool. cheese tax. moving on.#my job as the reader is to suspend my disbelief and say okay! i am so sick of like #fanfiction authors having to write dissertations #because they had an interesting idea they'd like to try out!!!#just write it! if it doesn't make sense that's someone else's problem!!!#PS OP is autistic. yes sometimes i take things literally at first glance. then i think about it lol #this is so clearly not about accessibility etc. it's about like. girl even i an autistic person #am able to understand ''they probably didn't mean his eyes darkened LITERALLY''

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girldraki · 6 months ago

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#txt #35k charlespost #please check the notes to see a gofundme for a palestinian family!#Reblogs go back on when i have judged the catholic transphobe reblog chain has probably been stifled

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hellishqueer · 7 months ago

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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

#txt #hello tumblr user #you're probably looking back here to see if this was an ace attorney post #i purposely did not tag it because i knew it would find it's people

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hamletthedane · 6 months ago

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Thinking about him (the soldier in Poynter’s Faithful Until Death painting watching an apocalypse unfold around him with horror in his eyes as he tries to keep himself standing beneath a doorway, based on an actual 19th century archeological find of a man in full soldier’s garb under a doorway at Pompeii)

#edward poynter #art #faithful until death #Pompeii #Do I think this man was actually ~standing guard until death~? unlikely. he probably just succumbed to the smoke early #do i think this is a devastating representation of the actual last moments of thousands of people? absolutely #it’s such a good painting

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heph · 29 days ago

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Yall ever think about how Ford had to relearn how to be a normal human being after 30 years of isolation