#This comes with the added bonus that whenever they come across Drake and he does something that reminds them so much of DW

[chill-vibes-but-rainbow-panic]

One day, a villain accidentally sees Morgana go on a date with civilian-Drake Mallard, and the league starts to speculate. Because none of them think that she's the cheating type, they start to brainstorm uncomfortably-close theories to what's really going on

Luckily, Morgana nips the problem in the bud, by 'revealing' that she's in a polyamorous relationship with Darkwing and Drake. Which immediately works, because half of the villains don't care that much, and the other half is too distracted by the revelation of Morgana's horrible taste in men

[professorsparklepants]

Further on the concept of comic book villain Endeavor, I present to you an incomplete list of the members (current and former) of the USJ (United Sidekick J[mumble])* and their mentors in the UA (Ultra Alliance), with bonus independent heroes in the TDL (T[mumble] D[mumble] L[mumble])

Deku (Midoriya Izuku) sidekick to All Might, founding member & official leader of the USJ; no powers (yet), mostly functioning off of parkour and luck. Pulled a Tim Drake and blackmailed All Might into letting him work as his sidekick, since he clearly needs the help. Mostly does detective work and scouting on the side with the occasional non-powered mook fight.

Uravity (Uraraka Ochako) sidekick to Thirteen, founding member & unoffical second in command; powers come from a green lantern ring helmet granted by the intergalactic space cops. She got recruited for heroics after rescuing recently crashed alien Thirteen from one of her family’s construction sites and was recruited to become the new protector of earth. Powers include flight, zero gravity, long distance portals. Most of her work is off-planet, so while she’s a founding USJ member she’s not home a lot. 

Ingenium II (Iida Tenya), formerly Kid Ingenium, sidekick-turned-successor to Iida Tensei, the original Ingenium, founding member & official second command of USJ. He started working as his brother’s sidekick in his early teens, and after Tensei was injured he took up the mantle at his brother’s urging. Stays a member of the USJ because he feels he doesn’t have the experience necessary for Alliance membership. His speed comes from the suit developed by his brother, Iron Man style. Tensei has a tendency to backseat-crimefight while Tenya is on duty because he’s afraid he’ll do something stupid. 

Earphone Jack (Jirou Kyouka), sidekick to Present Mic; probably either asked Mic directly to be his sidekick or helped him out during a villain attack and he recruited her because she’s useful. Most of her abilities are tech-augmented, as opposed to Mic’s classic canary cry.

???? (Shinsou Hitoshi), sidekick to Eraserhead. 

Hatsume Mei, sidekick to Power Loader

Maria (Ibara) sidekick to Kamui Woods; newest member of the USJ, still unjaded to the weirdness of being a superhero

And then on the other hand you’ve got the TDL, founded by former members of the USJ (Bakugo), teenage heroes who don’t want to be sidekicks (also Bakugo), and heroes who don’t want to work by the Alliance’s rules (Bakugo again)

Explodokill (Bakugo Katsuki), formerly a founding member of the USJ until he got tired of the UA trying to force a mentor on him and quit to start his own team. Powers pretty much as canon, not sure as to backstory. 

Red Riot (Kirishima Eijirou), successor to Crimson Riot, Batman Beyond style; never a member of the USJ but a founding member of the TDL. Came across the retired Crimson Riot in his old age and became his disciple. Has his hardening power rom canon, maybe with added like.... blade hands? club hands? IDK what I’m doing.  

Alien Queen/”Pinkie” (Ashido Mina), a literal, actual alien queen rescued from a planetary coup by Uravity and resettled on earth. Not the last of her species, but pretty much guaranteed to get assassinated if she ever steps foot in civilized space again. Maybe minor shape shifting powes, just for color camouflage, with her canon acid powers. 

Cellophane (Sero Hanta) Spiderman by way of Blue Beetle; 

Chargebolt (Kaminari Denki) basically just static shock

 And then of course you’ve got our local Catwoman

Todoroki Shouto, son & sidekick to Endeavor, resident Lex Luthor knockoff and All Might’s arch nemesis. (AM’s nemesis is ACTUALLY All For One but shh no one tell Endeavor he’s trying his best). Proficient in Fire and in Ice; mostly covers for his dad’s escape plans once his latest attempt to kill All Might goes wrong (which are, really, the only reason Endeavor HASN’T been arrested yet) so his identity isn’t really known to the heroes at large yet. He’s not really fond of villainy, as his father treats it like every other parent who tries to get their teenager into their own hobbies, except Endeavor doesn’t think Shouto is a person, so it’s actually worse! Unfortunately doesn’t really see a way out of his situation.

*Thirteen wanted to name the sidekick headquarters the “Ultra sidekicks joint” so now everyone in the UA calls their collective sidekicks “the blunts” whenever the kids aren’t around; Jirou is the only one who knows this & Mic swore her to secrecy. The only reason she hasn’t told anyone is because she thinks it’s funnier that way.