#Thirsty 30s day thots

[couldawouldashoulda50]

Just casually popping in here with some thirsty Thursday thoughts 💭

So, that video of William with the Sports Heart Sweden 🫦 gosh I’m dying… 🥵

I know we’ve talked about this before, but when you mentioned that Loren could be dicked down in Sweden right now, it just had my mind going 🙈

So, can you imagine being there with William, it’s hot and you’re just chilling with the fam. Maybe it’s your first time spending the summer together after he’s introduced you as his gf - and mr. William is having a hard time controlling himself whenever he sees you in a bikini/much clothing ❤️‍🔥

You try to tell him no, because his family is there - and he’s trying to control himself (really trying, we remember how he was during the Bianca show when she asked about his activities before a match), but whenever you get a moment to yourselves, he’s all handsy and kissing 🫦

Maybe he’s trying to get some action in the evening, and you both have to stay quiet - which, let’s face it, isn’t easy with this man 😏

And you know from the looks of his sisters and Alex, that you were not quiet 😉

Welcome to Thursday's thirsty thots....can everyone please open up their text books to Chapter 3: Getting dicked down in the offseason by William Nylander

The thing is Loren is all about family, and making a really great impression on the Nylander's is of the utmost importance to her. William, however, already knows that Loren has charmed both the Nylander side, as well as the Altelius side, so those "world-class hands" of his are getting hands-ier by the second. It doesn't help that this stretch of the summer in Sweden has been super hot by anyone's standards. Thank goodness for their family lake house, where everyone can be together and eat, drink and be merry.

When William and Loren decided to leave for the lake house to help prep for the family's arrival the following day, the only thing William plans to prep once they get to the lake is Loren. It's only an hour's drive between Stockholm and the lake, but 30 minutes into the drive, Loren's already wiping remnants of cum from the side of her mouth from the road head she's just given William. After they arrive and unpack in the oppressive heat, a dip in the lake is desperately needed. Loren changes into a simple one-piece bathing suit and her and the dogs wander down to the dock to meet William. He can't stop looking at her tits bunched up at the top of her suit and he's already rocking a semi. Once they're in the lake, William's got her legs wrapped around his waist, and his fingers are already travelling under the seams of her bathing suit, teasing her pussy under water.

He wants to just get out and fuck her right there on the dock but there's a bit of boat traffic in the area, so that's a no go.

As the dogs shake off their fur, they head back up onto the shaded section of the porch for a nap. William on the other hand is leading Loren into the closest shelter for some privacy -- the boat house. It's not entirely sweltering in there but he opens the opposing double doors that lets in an incredible breeze from the lake.

He lays her down on a pile of older life jackets and it's not long before the bathing suits are off, and William's got his head buried between Loren's legs. Both William and Loren are equally excited as they finally get to get vocal. Like really vocal. Virtually every time they've had sex thus far, they've been hyper-aware of making too much noise for William's condo neighbours and her neighbours at her townhouse.

Today, no such issue exists. The pure passion expressed in the moans, shrieks, grunts and the occasional feral commands echo from the acoustics of that boat house. So much so, neither William or Loren are aware that a car has pulled up in the driveway.

Two of William's sisters, his brother Alex and his long-time buddy, Linus, all pile out of the car and greet the two doodles as they barrel towards the group. The girls scope out the house and mention that William and Loren aren't in there, so Linus and Alex head to the smaller cabins to see if they can find them. Alex even jokes about catching William a long time ago with a girl in a compromising position in the very cabin they're peering into.

The men hear "Fuck...yeah..." as a strained holler off in the distance. Then more moans and a female's voice that's praising the higher powers up in heaven.

Alex and Linus scoff when they realize what's happening in the boathouse, and warn the sisters to maybe wait awhile before going down to the lake.

As Loren and William resurface, and realize they've had an audience, Loren's mortified while William seems to be completely unbothered and somewhat amused.

The group continuously rib William for the remainder of the day (they spare Loren as she keeps apologizing profusely).

Later that night, after Loren and William decide to leave the bonfire, the jeers and catcalls telling them to "keep it down" from Linus and Alex follow the couple into their cabin.

Satisfied that they've sufficiently mocked William, Loren and their noisy sex-capades, the men ease back into enjoying their bottle-neck beers.

It's not the vocalizations that give Loren and William away this time. It's the fucking creaky bed that is squeaking faster and louder with every one of William's thrusts.

Sorry folks...class dismissed... 🥵🥴

[pyotrkochetkov]

ofc my notifications are on for you this blog literally keeps me alive!! i’ve been thinking about this scenario a lot, and it gets really spicy, but y’all need to let me know if you’re interested in this.

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Andrei didn't know what was going on with him. He couldn't understand what had changed. He had been in Raleigh for a while now, and he loved it but it still got lonely sometimes. He loved his job, teammates, and fans, but at the end of the day, he always went to sleep by himself. He had tried to fill that void with a million girls, with being the last person at the rink, with the cheering from the crowds, but it just didn't do the trick. That's why when he met you, he realized you were the closest person to him that reminded him of family. You lived so differently from him - went to school and worked on your internship, had a close knit group of friends, cooked and grounded yourself in your free time while he spent most of his trying to forget how quiet his apartment was. He really cherished you; of course he had thought about you in that way, but he didn't want to ruin the bond you shared - whenever he felt the impulse, he could just match with a girl and have her over in 30 minutes to make him forget about you, momentarily at least. It all started when Rod announced - "We are thinking about organizing a family and friends roadie. We do mentors and moms every year, and we thought you guys could use an extra fun trip at this point in the season. If everyone is okay with that and has someone to bring, a friend or family member to introduce to your teammates, let us know and we'll do it". The locker room filled with cheer and enthusiasm, and Andrei couldn't help but awkwardly smile - another reminder that he couldn't bring his brother, his best friend; all of his friends in Russia wouldn't make it, no matter how quick he booked a flight. He was absolutely fucked.

The next morning, while on the bus on the way to the next game, his teammates noticed something was off. “I just..ugh. I don’t have many friends here to bring. I don’t know what I will do.”. Martinook and Jarvy looked at each other, making the realization. Yes, the kid had been here for years now, but he was incredibly devoted to his craft and spent most if not all of his time with them or on the ice: they were his family. That’s until Pyotr, eavesdropping, popped up from the seats behind them. “You have friend. Y/N.” Everyone looked at each other, confused as to who this girl was, one they had never heard of. Andrei’s eyebrows dropped, face blushing, and he turned his gaze back to the window. “Who is.. um.. Y/N, Svechy?” the boys asked, trying their best to hide the smirks on their faces. Pyotr tried his best to explain, “Best friend. Always together.”. Andrei snapped back at Pyotr in Russian, and the two started an intelligible conversation for a couple of minutes, while his teammates curiously observed. It all ended with Pyotr, rolling his eyes and looking at the rest of the team, now all gathered around the little group. Andrei felt the pressure, just couldn’t even attempt to explain the asinine idea Koochie was bringing up to his teammates, one that made the pit in his stomach grow bigger and bigger. “You bring Y/N. Perfect for trip.” If any of the boys wanted to say anything, the conversation ended with Rod, a couple of rows forward and eyes focused on his newspaper, announcing “Bring the girl, kid. It’s only a week and now we all want to meet her. End of story.” 

Shit.

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should I keep it going? should I post this on a side blog? I have a lot more to this and it gets so dirty lol. lmk. ily n I hope you have a great day.

-thirsty andrei anon ଘ✩(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭ੈ✩‧₊˚

oh my god YES, KEEP GOING PLEASE I LOVE THIS CONCEPT

you’re always free to send in any of your thots here (❤️) but if this is longer it might just be easier to put it all in a blog post. i’m not sure how much you have planned but now i NEED to know 😈

[indiejones]

JO TUMHE HO PASAND..USS ZAMANE KI BAAT KARENGE - THE BLOG DILIP KUMAR (SUPPOSEDLY) LIKED! - REPOSTING MY BLOG: ‘HISTORY OF  HINDI CINEMA - A QUALITATIVE OVERVIEW’

Attraction of professional arts,for largest part,as-'Legitimized seller of "love" as product of livelihood!'. Ofcourse,therein,love has-own range of depths/shallows,& varied duality,to contend. A great precipice,to start exploring..but c/f from it,an #art,fewer know or sustain..

For- Many can teach u getting beaut bodies,few on beaut thots,but hardly any abt beaut feelings. Like asking for way to local(small-big city,town,village)temple..then once in temple complex,for way to shrine..but once there,jus staying..staying..& staying,even where everyone's left for the day.

The dynamics of #cinema has & will always stay same ie as btwn "thirsty" & "well".

CINEMA-VIEWING BEING ONE OF THE PRIME EXERCISES IN DETACHED OBSERVATION OF LIFE, IN ALL IT'S VARIOUS SHADES & HUES & COLORS.

What's changed thru 10-11 decades,from inception,is defn of "normal","aspirational",& "extraordinary". To illustrate- Thru 1910-2010s, ppl been as thirsty for fun time, as today..

In 1910s-20s, mere sight o' moving screen was extraordinary, so silent films ran thru paying masses like wildfire! But by 30s,turned normal. Next extraordinary,was 'sound'! Much that,most films thru 30s had min 40-50 songs embedded, even above stories. SONG then the new "aspiration".

Ppl like Santaram did attempt (laborious costly) 'colour' in cinema (utilizing German technique) in early 30s, but tis said the results were too garish to impress & inspire. Phut. Till mid-60s,when use of colour became noticeably attractive, & an aspirational feature for all.

Back to 40s,when song moved from aspiration to normal..igniting hunger for QUALITY. Also over-scrupulous revolution time, ppl began nit-picking, lending gen bad/cheap name to cin..igniting makers unto 'class' stories,actors,presentation.. "CREAM" the new aspiration, over normals.

In process,producing some "extraordinary" works & artists in art. So it continued,the cream shuttling btwn normal to extraordinary story-tell,song-write-singing,& visual delight..till mid-70s. When another 'revolution of distrustful' then,drove ppl to aspire "STIR OVER CREAM"!

Giving rise to "aspiring to extraordinarily mad/energetic/angry" cinema of 80s! Right to 90s..when blood fest turn passe,& liberalization-globalization, birthed the "western aspiration". A hazy diffused "POWDER" vision at that, translating to fluff-floaty cinema thru 90s in gen.  ....  Another valid perspective being, this 80s period also the time where arose the brainchild of  the "Formula film", 'designed to keep viewers perenially on the cusp of high emotional tension & flex', that being the seeming sole objective of all art & story-telling, albeit mostly in the action zone then, but transferred to the romantic & love zone by 90s, & that's continued 30 yrs on till today! A combined 30+ yrs era that can also pehaps be called "The Masala Era". Ofcourse as always discounting few exceptions here & there. This period of around early to mid 90s, that we now call "The Poppy Era", also being the time of advent of "Big TV", giving further door-to-door prominence to this "forever on the cusp" genre of entt.

Unto next mil! 2000s brought, never b4 surge in "entt industry" as viable lucrative career option for the vast "STATUS aspirational" masses in urban & semi-urban India..& of varied art-non art backgrounds. And many more open avenues for exhibition. And "BRAND" turned aspiration!

By 2010s, art had turned the normal! Twas NUMBERS-in name placement,platform-trumpeting,advert & hither-tither product launching, & the "ability to breach thru, OVER AND ABOVE ART", that turned into the visible aspiration for a majority. "MONEY POWER", the extraordinary feat here!

With the 2020s came the biggest worldwide pandemic, after more than a century, that caused billions of lives & equally high artistic occupations to totally shut down, for close to year to 2 years, also bringing with it the perhaps forced reallocation of artistic funding to the less risky proposition of 'web-series', a platform that had shown some promise in bits & parts since very late 2010s, a format allowing much more time & scope for 'slice-of-life art' within the Hindi realms, a form almost lost to it since the late 60s to mid 70s. And a breath of fresh air to art & hope within its being, in quality & it's quantity. This new phenomena seemingly also inspiring the cinema makers to also change tracks, & attracting that fan- base. Only time will tell, if this can result in a further evolution & return to the more generally artistic life art of 60s, or if this be merely a passing phase till the Hin cin scene regains it's lost reputation amongst masses (caused a lot on account of certain suspected if not altogether known high indiscretions & gross misuses of the money & connection power that 2010s as mentioned above brought in hordes to the new status aspirational lot & their controllers).

And cinema history goes on.. Dunno if bridging urban-semi divides, lower status thirsts, enuf, to get back to artistically congenial & largely productive creamy or stirring times! But #IndiesAllTimeHindis in a few fun part-time research yrs,has surely well roller-coastered thru Ind's decadence. For what its worth.🙏

[princessphilly]

It’s been a while since I’ve thirsted about Sidney Crosby....but I can’t help but think about the intensity in his eyes, his absolute control, his strength...I would let him dominate me ANY day 🥵

He knows just how fucking strong he is and how to use that strength. So when he pushes you on your back onto the counter, it’s with enough force to make you wet but not enough to hurt you. Or when he forces your legs apart and steps inside of them. Hard enough to leave a couple of bruises but nothing major. Especially when he bites your neck as he enters you, too revved up to remove your clothes before he takes you. And the look in his eyes when he tells you to watch him while he breeds you...

[shesawriter39049]

BTS -HS-HEADCONS

(Slightly NSFW ) ..JUST A LIL

Mkay ..disclaimer this is all in good FUN, I’m also a fellow 94 liner, so if the boys were in the US, we would’ve been in HS together!

This is Obv very Westernized and I’m writing this as if they aren’t the art school AU’s people typically write

(EDITED 8/5/2020)

Jimin-

-A whole thot thot, I mean don’t get me wrong he’s a total sweetheart but he’s still a walking  thirst trap, no cap, no filter! He’s kinda ”famous” on social media(Prob like 15-20k) Snap, IG, FB, you name it...for some reason he always seems to work out shirtless. LOVES to take pics so you KNOW he worked out shirtless!

-Please don’t let any form of R&B play at a party...It’s a wrap, what you tryin to see? Some grind work? A little hip roll action? You want a lap dance? Tongue out and all! The Asian alllll the black girls girls love(Obviously not just black girls but lets be real..it takes a certain...appeal..and Jimin has it!) 

- Gives off that whole “My dad owns, about 5 nail salons and beauty supplies in the hood” kinda vibe! (Meaning hes comfortable around different walks of life,he doesn't feel out of place easily, hes the type of person that everybody can gravitate towards) The boy has swag and he knows it…got everybody from Megan to Brian thirsty as all hell! 

-Will win best hair his senior year..without a doubt, well if he doesn't fry it first!... Looks like a walking Pantene commercial, yes, more so because he can’t go two seconds without running his fingers through his scalp!

-KING of subtle shade...knows all the tea but acts like he doesn't as he slowly sips his Starbucks. The type to honestly forget he’s told 3 different girls they could wear his jersey/Letterman jacket! Until they all text him Thursday night ....

-A jock that’s cool with everybody! The type to cuss out his fellow athletes that are total dick wads and bully people... I feel like he’d be a damn good running back, he has the right height a muscle build up for it. 

-Owns a pair of buffs, don't lie to yourself you know you could see it too...wears skinny jeans with Timberland's 😒, still wears 3878374 rings. Believe it or not he gives me like Tilly’s/Zumiez/PacSun vibes!

-Drives a red obnoxiously loud scat pack that’s tinted way past the legal shade! He drifts on the weekends. Jimin would be your local plug IDC,IDC,IDC...LOL I said what I said, got a whole eighter hiding in a fake bottle of orange juice!

- Just flirting his way through high school living his best life… will fuck someone up if need be, has a slight temper, sassy as hell, can roll his eyes with the best of them. ”Would it be ...too extra if I changed outfits and dates during the dance?..Serious question guys! ” 

- He’d be the one that all the girls say gives the best head ...I mean..those lips..that tongue..HELLO! Stroke game on point...I feel like he’d have no filter when it comes to talking about sex publicly. No shame, loves to tease you, at the worst times, down to sneak off to the bathroom, or the janitors closet! Will bend you over behind the bleachers after they win a football game...if your down...gang, gang!

Namjoon-

-An Asian with light skin tendencies ...the one that low key may think he’s black (I’m joking!! lmao,,,maybe) 

-He’s that one person that legitimately everyone likes...no matter how hard you may try..you just can’t dislike him! 

-He actually is class president!

-Hangs out with all the basketball players and has the freshest Jordans..but can’t hoop! He’s on the school newspaper..writes the sports column...is still that free spirit telling you to live your best damn life.  

-Either looks like he’s going to a business meeting or like he just picked out damn near everything from Champs there’s no in between! 

-Makes and sells beats on the side, would also have a strong social media presence! He’s be the type to have a ton of followers on Sound Cloud and Spotify!

-The type to try and talk is way into and or around everything “I understand hats are against the wardrobe but I’m just trying to express myself and I think it’s right to give everybody self expression” Wears glasses, though none of us really know if he needs them forreal forreal…. Wears a snowman on his wrist (A big iced out watch). 

-Drives a white BMW 430, puts cones around his car in the parking lot..Yoongi and Jimin kick the cones...faithfully..everyday!

-Don’t let his niceness fool you, will cook your ass in the blink of an eye if need be! Prefers a good verbal situation though, the king of a good word battle will have you all types of trying to check the dictionary to understand what he just said! Got you standing there like a misplaced student in honors English… 

- If shit get’s physical well..we can’t let the president fight soo...he’ll call Yoongi or Jimin to handle it for him…. Because...well his Jay’s are brand new..and only 10 other people have them...sooooo..OR maybe it’s lowkey because he can’t fight all that well...baby’s not coordinate OKAY!? Don’t @ me! 

-Oophfff daddy long leg! Lmao nah but you know he’d be the one...the one that every girl says he’s packin..and he is...He’d be little more reserved..and modest when it comes to his skills but he’s damn sure not shy! Would deff skip lunch, for a quickey at the park..yes the park.....would leave for lunch in a suit...come back in some joggers....real subtel....

Yoongi -

-The unexpected jock ...the one who can kick your entire ass in basketball, one of the stars on the team! Shooting Guard, has a championship ring from every year he’s played!

-Picks and chooses when he wants to be social. Just judge his mood based on his  face that day!

-DJ’s every party and school event. Often gets into trouble for not playing the clean versions of songs!

-He’s on the morning broadcast with Jimin and Jin...also forgets to censor himself. I.E “Peter Pan opened last night and it sucked actual ass!” 

-Lowkey highkey funny AF, king of sarcasm and one liners!

-Purposely owns an old school Chevelle instead of a new car, also drifts on the weekends.

- Lives in like the flyest loungewear...joggers, hoodies,Jays..doesn't look like he tried but still looks bomb AF. 

-Another one that will creep up on you when it comes to his skill in bed, the one that girls say there surprised with how passionate and attentive he is! In contrast to how  hard his exterior can be, the type to take his time and make sure your more than satisfied….

 -Always, ALWAYS has his headphones in, lives and breathes music! He raps on the side, competes in underground competitions, and win’s without even trying! Refuses to ever participle in the schools talent show because he can’t swear therefore they are hindering his creative flow! 

-Constantly looks like he’d rather cut his own testie off than be “here” right now. 

-Will walk out if you don't let him go to the bathroom when he feels like it, actually he’ll just walk out period…”Yoongi where are you going!?” . 

“Oh I need another espresso shot before I sit through this extremely falsely sugarcoated reality of how Columbus “discovered”  a place that was already there!” 

Jimin: “Aww man, sit down I got you! I was just about to have Pizza Hut sent to the office, you wanna add into my postmates order!!?” 

😩😂😂😂...I canttttt ..maybe I’ll do the other four!? Again all in good fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I often wonder what the boys would be like if they were born in the states. Then I realize the lack of filter they’d all have especially JIMIN and I’m grateful for the cultural differences that come with them being Korean born !

UPDATE- 7/29...I think I might turn these headcons into a lil sum sum...writing these reminded me that I actually enjoyed HS (For me my “shitty” period was like elementray and part of middle school) But I made HS my bitch, and had so much damn fun lol !

7/30- PART 1

[wakandascrystal]

Imagine this….Part 5

Imagine this… Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4

“How can I trust you?” 

“You can’t have a baby with someone you didn’t sleep with. I can’t act like that anymore. I have something to lose now. You.”

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(A/N-Sorry for any spelling errors)

"So the IV drip was just to restore your energy and the shoot is filled with antibiotics. Just take these pills 3 times a day and you will be back to your old self in no time."

The nurse in front of you handed you the bottle of pills and left. Erik was at the front desk taking care of the fee of your medication.

You jumped off the table and strolled to Erik's side.

"You feeling better baby?" he asked

You shook your head and grabbed his arm. Not long you were back home sleeping in his arms.

This is all you wanted. To be at peace with him. You wanted to be sure about him and lately you werent. Even when you lay so close to his heart, so close to him you still felt like he was on another planet. Erik was an amazing man but was he good for you? All the things he said before you fall asleep were nice to hear.

He wanted you, a house, a family even children but that could all change if he changes his mind. He held power. He had control. Your future was in his hands. Cause everyone knew you were committed but all he had to show for his commitment were promises. You're about to leave college and graduate. You can't plan your life around promises. You had thoughts you would like to voice to him. You didn't want to constantly question him but at the same time you wanted to know what's really up and if he was really in your corner. Only time will tell ,your inside voice told you as you fell deeper into your slumber.

                                                            ******

“Erik I have clothes. We don't need to go to the Mall.“ He kissed his lips as he turned into the parking lot.

“Its a formal meeting (y/n). Can't have you dressed all fashionNova when we meet the king.“

“Hey!! Don't drag my clothing Erik. I have formal stuff...Like that black- “

he cut you off

“- Don't tell me about that Black dress you wear everywhere. That thing is so raggedy “ He turned the car off. “ I Brought you here to buy something sexy, something formal, something that goes past your knees.“

Your mouth dropped.

“Erik, did you just call me a slut?“

“Please...black people don't use that work...I just called you a hoe.“

You slap his shoulder twice really hard and he faked a moan. You stopped thinking you have really hurt him with your nails or something.

“E you okay?“

he swiftly caught your lips with a kiss. You blushed as he pulled back and collected his keys and wallet. Ever since the morning, he's been so playful and affectionate. You liked it but a sudden change with Erik was worrisome. He even joined you in the shower.

“Why is your water boiling (y.n)??” “No, it's not. Don't be such a baby. Come give me a kiss.“ “Not until you turn the cold water on.“ “Erik My shower time ....my temperature - Period.“ He ended up staying

You touched your warm cheeks, amazed at how much effect he still had on you.

“Erik. I..” He stopped what he was doing and looked at you.

“I don't have any cash to buy something.....but you know Tinah can lead me something nice.” Erik let out a giggle.

“wait you thought you were going to pay? What kind of man would I be? Let's go I gotcha.“

“Okay.“

Erik had taken you to Gucci. You thought he wanted to look at their shoes laugh at their prices and leave but he just stood there and told to pick a dress.

“Erik I'm not buying there's ugly ass over priced rug looking dresses. I am really grateful I really am....this must be an important meeting. huh” You told him softly.

Erik nodded his head slowly. You knew what was coming. Every time Erik nodded his head slowly you knew he was going to share some personal information so you had to listened up.

“This ain't some meeting with some random Company manages or ..recruitment agencies. This is my cousin who's a mother fucking king. I don't want to look like some failure ..you know. I know I'm a man I got pride but I don't want the nigga thinking am.... charity.” His voice was low so was his head. You don't know when but you had held his hands in yours.

It hit you like a ton of bricks. All his life he saw himself as charity and he didn't want that picture to come across to his cousin. He didn't want his cousin to look down on him.

He must value this man then. If he would care what he thinks of him. Cause Erik doesn't give a shit about anyone but it seems like he does about this Man.

“Erik I know your life hasn't been great. You've went through so much but you don't give yourself the credit you deserve. You are nobodies charity. You in college and you pay for it cash. You have a car, you have nice clothes. You are doing amazing. You can’t compete with your cousin he’s a king and your a student. He owns a country and you own textbooks.“ Your heart started beating faster when he smiled at your lame joke.

“The only person you should compare yourself to is your past self... and I don't know about you but the present you is winning. Plus this is your cousin so i'm sure that is not what he will be interested in.“ He smiled again

“Come on Erik lets go.“ You pulled him out of the overpriced store and went to a cute boutique at the end of the mall. You found a nice dress and brought it with a pair of shoes and earrings. Erik also brought a black suit and tie that went with your dress. He also treated you to a malaysian hair bundle you needed to create a sleek high pony.

After that trip to the mall y'all meet up with Tinah and Malik for Dinner. You and Tinah sat at the back of Erik’s Jeep while Malik sat in the front.

“OMG i have to tell y'all something? I had a dream!“ Tinah.

“Oh no Tinah. Cut that shit out.“ Malik said

“What is she talking about Man“ Erik asked Malik

“Don't encourage her she wildin“

“Stop. We all grown and close.“

“What you mean grown and close.“ Malik turned to look at her blushing girlfriend.

“I had a dream we were swinging.“

“You embarrass me Tinah.“ Erik busted out laughing while you were stunned.

“Wait like on a swing...what i’m I messing“

“Baby she means sharing ..you know.“ Erik tried to give you a hint.

“Sharing swings seats.“

“Like a foursome. Like Erik Fucks Tinah and I fuck you.“ Malik explained

“IM NOT FUCKING YOU MALIK!!“

“I didn't say that Tinah did.“ Erik was crying with laughter at this point.

“Your not touching Erik Tinah. I mean it.“ You started to laugh as well.

“Did you see us naked or someshit“ Erik asked.

“You see what you did? Stop having thirsty dreams go swing with your white friends in Economics.“

“Nah fuck that. If you fuck a Henry i'm out Tinah im not playing.“ Malik said

Everyone laughed at Tinah's antics. After Eating Erik drove everyone home - he left you at the dom for the library to carry on studying.

A couple of days went by and the day to meet Erik's cousin came. Turns out it wasn't as professional and Formal as Erik made it out to be. He wanted to meet his cousin just like you said. His Family was important to him and he wanted Erik to know that blood will always be thicker than water. They had made reservations at a fancy hotel just outside the city by some country clubs. Erik was so excited he even took his car to a car wash the day before.

By 7:30 pm you had done your hair and makeup. Erik sat on the bed reading an article while he waited for you to finish. You got dressed in the bathroom and when you walked out he eyes went straight to you. He hadn't seen the dress on you before and quite frankly he didn't even remember any dress with everything that had happened in the past week. You looked gorgeous. The sleek high pony complimented your simply and natural makeup.

Makeup and hair:

Outfit:

You stood still and saw his face.

“Erik I know you hate it because it's long but you said he is a King so I don't want to wear my THOT clothes as you said. I want to make a good impression. I want to make you look good as well. Oh, Are we meeting the Queen as well?”

You stood in front of him. Even with seven-inch heels on he still towers over you.

“You're breathtaking.“ He kissed you and some of your gloss stayed on him.

“He just became king like a year ago, so it's just him.“ You wiped off the gloss on his lips as he spoke.

“You look handsome. I like formal Erik. He fine. Does he have a girl.“ You flirted

He smiled.

“Come on I got my phone and my bag can we go. We’ll be late.“ You said.

                                                     ***************

Once you arrived at the restaurant. You were amazed by the decor. High glass ceilings, walls and low hanging lights. You felt out of place but the hosts and waiters treated you just the same as all the other wealthy customers.

“Sup man. We have a reservation for Erik or a T'challa.“

Hearing that name did feel like Deja vu. You had heard it somewhere, maybe in a dream or a song. Your mind chucked the thought away when Erik held your hand and led the way.

He was being extra gentle with you tonight. Maybe it was the dress that made you seem soft and feminine but he was extra caring since you left the apartment. He even opened the door for you to his car and helped you in. Getting into a Jeep with high heels is not as easy as Rihanna makes it seem to be. You told yourself to just be happy he’s looking out for you and not read into it. Cause every time Erik changes his behavior a red flag rises in your mind.

If he's not being himself ...then he is up to something Right? Up to something ....can be a good something but  lately you were trying to leave room for disappointment.

The host who was dressed in white and gold weaved his way past the bottom floor tables ,directing you and Erik to the most exclusive and private table on the fourth floor. Climbing the stairs Erik stayed one step behind you to make sure you don't fall. His hand rested comfortably on your lower back. You felt like a sheltered women. He made you feel sexy and wanted on the last steps the host pointed you in the right direction.

“Just down the hall to the right you will be at table 101“ Erik thanked him and he left.

Your mind was filled with so much doubt yet so much reassurance. You wanted Erik so bad but you felt like you were risking something by being with him. maybe yourself.

The baby thing was still in your mind. You stayed up awake at night thinking if he was lying. You would create scenarios where you meet up with Cassie and find out the hard truth. There was no way you would stay with Erik if the baby was his. He wouldn't stay with you if you were having another nigga’s child.

A child would complicate everything. You would be second or even third priority after Cassie... the mother of the child. You didn't want that. Cause Erik would never be your second priority why should you be his. You wondered if he had the same thoughts as you about relationship you shared.

You tried to calm down and breath. You wanted to enjoy tonight. Have some wine, good food and meet Erik’s family member. You gave him one last hand squeeze before you entered the sky view dinner area. As if the situation couldn't get any worse your eyes landed on Erik”s Cousin.

It was him.

The Guy from Jafari’s restaurant.

You had his number in your phone.

The young lady he was with sat next to him.

She is here too.

The bodyguard women stood around him.

He is a king. Like real fucking game of thrones shit.

You had a Kings number in your phone and he was Erik”s cousin.

“Earth to (y/n) baby you okay“ Erik smilled.

T'challa had his hand out to you.

“Sorry my bad...“

You didn't know how to play this. Say you've met him before and leave Erik suspicious or lie and act like he was a total stranger and at no point did you picture yourself sitting on his face.

“....Im (y/n). Erik’s Girlfriend. Nice to finally meet you.“

His eyes told you he knew you were faking. He saw right through you. You felt naked and you didn't even do anything wrong. You cleared your thoughts as he kissed your hand.

“A pleasure to meet you. You look marvelous tonight.“

A ticking flowing of electricity flowed from his touch. When he let you go you quickly stepped to Erik’s side. The younger lady introduced herself as Shuri. She was cute and sweet. Erik pulled your chair for you and you thanked him. You sat across T'challa and you knew tonight was going to be a long night.

                                                ******************

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[texanstarslove]

Good morning, babes!

I am not okay this morning....this boy does things to me. 🥵

It’s barely 7:30 in the morning and I have yet to finish a cup of coffee AND DIRTY THOUGHTS HAVE ALREADY PREVAILED.

I think I may keep those thirsty thots going today....I’m in a MOOD. Send me some of your thirsty thots with your favorite hockey boy. Maybe I’ll find some smut prompts and reblog those later. 😉😏

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY EVERYONE! 😘💚

[thelazyeye]

Richie W. Tozier is a thirsty verse thot.

Anon this is the truest thing anyone has said to me all fucking day and I’ve been up since 5:30

[goddamnitdazai]

bored? questions!

Tagged by: @redamaranth (:<3

1. Last kiss? husbando

2. Last phone call? Work trying to figure out if I was needed the other night.

3. Last text message? mine and @bungoustrayed like two-month-long-still-going chuuya+port mafia dramatic angst text fic

4. Last song you listened to?  Guys My Age - Hey Violet

5. Last time you cried?  ehhh three nights ago? What day is it

6. Dated someone twice? ...off and on for five years & someone else with a few years in between.

7. Been cheated on? ya but I got revenge so 

8. Self harmed? ya

9. Lost someone special? yes

10. Been depressed? the last month was really bad

11. Been drunk and threw up? puke and rally 

12. Had sex? yes

13. How many people have you had sex with this year? 1

15. Made a new friend this year? mhm

17. Laughed until you cried? earlier today over the invention of snatchchat..

18. Met someone who changed you? Yeah definitely 

19. Found out who your true friends were: Um. Sure?

20. Found out someone was talking about you? I got vagued about on twitter does that count lmfao

26. What did you do for your Birthday? I’m going to Paris for my birthday this year (:

27. What time did you wake up today?  8:30am

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for? Youmacon!

30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time? uhhhhhhhhhh...years because one is only half and the other is a step-sister and they live on the west coast

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? $$$$

32. What are you listening to right now?  Parks and Rec

33. When is the last time you had sex? this morning

34. Who’s getting on your nerves right now?  the world

35. Most visited webpage?  this fuckass site and P.U.L.L.

36. Favorite color?  pink!

37. Nicknames?  Em, thot

38. Relationship Status?  taken

39. Zodiac sign?  Capricorn

40. Gender? female

41. Primary school?  ya?

43. High school/college?  ffffffffff barely to highschool (all three of them) and I’m in college now..for a second time

44. Eye color?  Shit brown

46. Height? 5′2

47. Do you have a crush on someone? Always

48. What do you like about yourself?  My empathy, and ability to be charming when I need to. (aka work)

49. Piercings? None in anymore

50. Tattoos?  3 

51. Righty or lefty?  right

FIRSTS: 53. First piercing?  ears 54. First best friend? Natalie 55. First hookup? ....uhhhhhhhhhhh Giovanni?? 

RIGHT NOW: 59. Eating?  Air 60. Drinking?  Cherry coke 61. I’m about to?  take my make-up off and take care of this thirsty ass skin 62. Listening to?  the world burn 63. Waiting for?  my head not to be congested 64. Want kids? √ 65. Get married? √ 66. Career?  working on it

WHICH IS BETTER: 67. Lips or eyes?  lips 68. Hugs or kisses?  kisses 69. Shorter or taller?  taller 70. Older or Younger? Older mostly, but my wife is younger 71. Romantic or spontaneous?  spontaneous 72. Nice stomach or nice arms?  stomach 73. Sensitive or loud?  UhhhhhhhhH? I’m both so both? 74. Hook-up or relationship?  depends

HAVE YOU EVER: 76. Kissed a stranger?  yes 77. Drank hard liquor?  yes 78. Lost glasses/contacts? I lost my reading glasses in 5th grade once 79. Had sex? why you tryna smash 80. Broken someone’s heart?  yeah 82. Been arrested?  ...yes 83. Turned someone down? yes 84. Cried when someone died?  once 85. Fallen for a friend?  Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no??? I’ve never done the friends to relationship thing tbh I usually just..do the friends with benefits thing then decide if I like them enough to datejakfjdlkafjdas

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 86. Yourself? Depends on the day 87. Miracles?  yes 88. Love at first sight? no 89. Heaven? no 90. Santa Clause?  no 91. Kiss on the first date? Kisses usually come before any dates kfdajfdlaf 92. Angels? nah

93. How would you label yourself? Extra

94. Who do you pray for every day? no one

95. Did you sing today?  hell no

96. Who From All Your Ex’s have You Cared The Most About? My ex before my previous ex, the one I dated twice once in junior high and once after high school for a decent amount of time. 

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? when I moved here so I could not date my last ex lmfao

98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For? Happiness

99. Are you afraid of falling in love? Nah 

100. Do you like the way you look? some parts of me. I gained weight over the last month so I’m trying to work all of it off again so I can be the thottiest umbreon at Youma.  tagging (if you want) @spookycthulhu @joo-joo-bee @rehaunted @airplanenoises @odalives @atelierwriting @smol-and-smad 

[kyliejennerpoland-kkjpl-blog]

2.    Khalid - Location 

3.    Migos - Pretty Little Lady

4.    Russ - Pull The Trigger

5.    Russ - Losin Control

6.    Gnash - I hate you, I love you

7.    Lyfe Jennings - S.e.x.

8.    Lil Wayne - Drop The World

9.    Rihanna - Consideration

10. Beyonce - All Night

11. Beyonce ft Kendrick Lamar - Freedom

12. Beyonce - Love Drought

13. Drake - Child's play

14. Britney Spears - If U Seek Amy

15. Drake - One Dance

16. Beyonce - Hold Up

17. Jeremih ft Tink - Don't Tell Nobody

18. Dreezy ft. Jeremih - Body

19. Fort Minor - Where'd You Go

20. Harry Hudson - Stop

22. Sorry Not Sorry — Bryson Tiller

23. Come And See Me — PnD ft. Drake

24. Still Brazy — YG

25. One Dance — Drake

26. Work — Rihanna ft. Drake

27. Waves — Kanye West ft. Chris Brown

28. Don't Let Me Down — The Chainsmokers ft. Daya

29. Panda — Desiigner

30. Too Good — Drake ft. Rihanna

31. This Is What You Came For — Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna

32. Sorry — Beyonce

33. Never Be Like You — Flume

34. Needed Me — Rihanna

35. Champions — G.O.O.D Music

36. That Part — ScHoolBoy Q ft. Kanye West

37. LUV — Tory Lanez

38. For Free — DJ Khaled ft. Drake

39. Pick Up the Phone — Travis Scott ft. Young Thug & Quavo

40. All the Way Up"— Fat Joe ft. Remy Ma & French Montana

41. Oui — Jeremiah

42. Born in the USA — Bruce Springsteen

43. American Idiot — Green Day

44. American Woman — Lenny Kravitz

45. Living in America — James Brown

46. American Pie — Don McLean

47. Made in America — Jay Z, Kanye West & Frank Ocean

48. Made in the USA — Demi Lovato

49. Party in the USA — Miley Cyrus

50. American Boy — Estelle ft.Kanye West

51. American Woman — The Guess Who

52. Surfin USA — The Beach Boys

53. American Girl — Bonnie McKee

54. American Girl — Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

55. Firework — Kate Perry

56. Born to Be Wild — Steppenwolf

57. God Bless America — Lil Wayne

58. Don't Stop Believin' — Journey

59. Summer of 69 — Bryan Adam

60. Summertime — DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

61. American Badass — Kid Rock

62. "STOP" — HARRY HUDSON

63. "UNTITLED 02" — KENDRICK LAMAR

64. "HOME" — TINK

65. "WHAT THE FUCK RIGHT NOW" — TYLER, THE CREATOR

66. WIZ KHALIFA — "UP"

67. "UBER EVERYWHERE" — MADEINTYO

68. "FADE" — KANYE WEST

69. "BODMON" — RAMRIDDLZ

70. "CIGARETTE SONG" — RAURY

71. "CONSIDERATION" — RIHANNA FEATURING SZA

72. "HOW I FEEL" — ROY WOODS

73. "NO RUSH" — ELLA MAI

74. "MY LOVE (REMIX)" — MAJID JORDAN AND DRAKE

75. "MILEY CYRUS" — FRENCH MONTANA AND FUTURE

76. "REAL ADDRESSES" — TORY LANEZ

78. Kanye West – "Waves"

79. Nicki Minaj – "Truffle Butter"

80. Frank Ocean – "Godspeed"

81. Nicki Minaj – "Save Me"

82. Kanye West – "Famous"

83. Tyga - "Faded"

84. Migos - "Pretty Little Lady"

86. P.I.M.P. - 50 Cent

87. Hard For You - Tyga

88. Rich $ex - Future

89. Do It Again - Pia Mia Feat. Chris Brown, Tyga

90. Fuck Up Some Commas - Future

91. Blow a Bag - Future

92. Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silento

93. Cha Cha - D.R.A.M.

94. White Iverson - Post Malone

95. The Worst - Jhene Aiko

96. Fun - Pitbull

97. Stick Talk - Future

98. Exchange - Bryson Tiller

99. Party Favors - Tinashe

100.             Here (Lucian Remix) - Alessia Cara

101.             Ten Nine Fourteen - Bryson Tiller

102.             Overtime - Bryson Tiller

103.             Come Get Her - Rae Sremmurd

104.             No Role Modelz - J. Cole

105.             Let 'Em Know - Bryson Tiller

106.             Superwifey - Tyga

107.             Dope'd Up - Tyga

108.             Again - Fetty Wap (covered by Pia Mia)

109.             My Love - Majid Jordan

110.             How Deep is Your Love - Calvin Harris

111.             Take Ya Tights Off - Problem

112.             Ice Cream Man - Tyga

113.             Drama - Roy Wood$

114.             Liquor - Chris Brown

115.             Jugg -Fetty Wap

116.             Drama - Roy Woods

117.             Come Get Her - Rae Sremmurd

118.             Come Thru - Drake

119.             Thirsty - PARTYNEXTDOOR

120.             If I Can't - 50 Cent

121.             Exchange - Bryson Tiller

122.             Sorry - Justin Bieber

123.             Been That Way - Bryson Tiller

124.             Say It - Tory Lanez

125.             Weekend - Mac Miller

126.             IV. Sweatpants - Childish Gambino

127.             White Iverson - Post Malone

128.             Shot For Me - Drake

129.             Been That Way - Bryson Tiller

130.             Slum Anthem - K Camp

131.             Liquor - Chris Brown

132.             My Driver - Skate

133.             Antidote -Travi$ Scott

134.             F**k The Summer Up by Leikeli47

135.             I Won - Future Feat. Kanye West

136.             Here - Alessia Cara

137.             I'm Yours - Justine Skye

138.             Rack City Bitch - Tyga

139.             Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

140.             I Don't Mind - Usher

141.             Drama - Roy Wood$

142.             Doped up - Tyga

143.             Ice Cream Man - Tyga

144.             Right Now - PARTYNEXTDOOR

145.             On & On - Justine Skye 

146.             Sorry Not Sorry - Bryson Tiller

147.             So Listen - Cody Simpson

148.             Where Ya At - Future Feat. Drake

149.             The Hills - The Weeknd

150.             The Feeling - Justin Bieber

151.             7/11 - Beyoncé

152.             Bartender - T-Pain

153.             Skrt - Kodak Black

154.             In Vein - Rick Ross Feat. The Weeknd

155.             You're A Thot - K.E. ON THE TRACK Understand - Legacy Feat. Tyga

156.             Phone Down - Erykah Badu Woosah - Jeremih Love Yourself - Justin Bieber Workin - Puff Daddy Facts - Kanye West Days In The East - Drake Runnin - Kehlani Panic Cord (Hucci Remix) - Gabrielle Aplin Ratchet - Borgore SKRT - Kodak Black Party At 8 - PARTYNEXTDOOR Slow - Lido Feat. Halsey Addiction - Kanye West Real Friends - Kanye West Bad Boyz - Shyne Top - Lil Uzi Vert Like Dat - Kodak Black  Woosah - Jeremih Party At 8 - PARTYNEXTDOOR Drunk On The Mic - Mickey Shiloh IN2 – WSTRN

157.             Tuscan Leather – Drake

158.             King Wizard - Kid Kudi  Super Rich Kids - Frank Ocean Bodmon - Ramriddlz Uber Everywhere - MADEINTYO Different Hos - Blackbear

159.             Hella Os - Lil Yachty

160.             Top - Lil Uzi Vert

161.             Just Another Interlude - Bryson Tiller

162.             Let 'Em Know - Bryson Tiller

163.             Self Righteous - Bryson Tiller

164.             Girls Like You - Miguel

165.             502 Come Up - Bryson Tiller

166.             Consideration - Rihanna

167.             Needed Me - Rihanna

168.             Hella Os - Lil Yachty

169.             Pilates - DonMonique

170.             1Night - Lil Yachty

171.             PILLOWTALK - ZAYN

172.             Famous - Kanye West Feat. Rihanna

173.             Where Ya At - Future

174.             Potty Mouth - Tyga

175.             FML - Kanye West

176.             Heartburn - Wafia

177.             Worthy - Jeremih

178.             Yeah, I Said It - Rihanna

179.             Ice Cream Man - Tyga

180.             Planez - Jeremih

181.             Pass Dat - Jeremih

182.             Impatient - Jeremih

183.             Famous - Kanye West

184.             Waves - Kanye West

185.             f**k Up Some Commas - Future

186.             Make It Nasty - Tyga

187.             Highlights - Kanye West

188.             Same Ol' Mistake - Rihanna

189.             Ultralight Beam - Kanye West

190.             Feedback - Kanye West

191.             Waves - Kanye West

192.             Highlights - Kanye West

193.             What The F**k Right Now - Tyler The Ceator

194.             Stop - Harry Hudson

195.             Panda - Desiigner

196.             Men - Tink & DJ Dahi

197.             Don't Tell Nobody - Tink Feat. Jeremih

198.             Stimulated - Tyga

199.             Kylie Jenner - YOG$ Feat. Elwood

200.             Come And See Me - PARTYNEXTDOOR

201.             Slow - Lido Feat. Halsey

202.             Minnesota - Lil Yachty

203.             Like A Drug - Ty Dolla $ign

204.             So High - Doja Cat

205.             Candy - PARTYNEXTDOOR

206.             Real Friends - Kanye West

207.             Wolves - Kanye West

208.             I'm Different - 2 Chainz

209.             Drunk on The Mic - Mickey Shiloh

210.             Been That Way - Bryson Tiller

211.             Deja Vu - TWENTY88

212.             Ayy Ladies - Travis Porter Feat. Tyga

213.             Work - Rihanna

214.             One Dance - Drake

215.             Ba-lon - SZA Feat. Kendrick Lamar

216.             Baller Alert - Tyga

217.             Myself - Nav

218.             Birthday Sex - Jeremih

219.             Candy Shop - 50 Cent

220.             I Know - Big Sean

221.             Wrist - Chris Brown

222.             Top - Lil Uzi Vert

223.             Stop B**chin' - Kirko Bangz

224.             Yeah, I Said It - Rihanna

225.             Down In The DM - Yo Gotti Feat. Nicki Minaj

226.             Panda - Desiigner

227.             Drama - Roy Woods

228.             Sorry Not Sorry - Bryson Tiller

229.             Don't - Bryson Tiller

230.             Come And See Me - PARTYNEXTDOOR

231.             Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1 - Kanye West

232.             6 Inch - Beyoncé

233.             Girls Love Beyoncé - Drake

234.             Drunk On The Mic - Mickey Shiloh

235.             Treat Me Like Something - Tink

236.             Love Drought - Beyoncé

237.             Without U - Spooky Black

238.             Myself - Nav

239.             Feel No Ways - Drake

240.             Controlla - Drake

241.             Shot For Me - Drake

242.             I'm Yours - Justine Skye

243.             Beautiful Day - Burberry Perry

244.             One Dance - Drake

245.             No Rush - Ella Mai

246.             Don't Tell Nobody - Tink

247.             One Dance - Drake

248.             Losin Control - Russ

249.             U With Me? - Drake

250.             Girls Love Beyoncé - Drake

251.             Consideration - Rihanna

252.             Location - Khalid

253.             Heartburn - Wafia

254.             Pull The Trigger - Russ

255.             Too Good - Drake Feat. Rihanna

256.             Pretty Lady - Migos

257.             Talk That Talk - Rihanna feat. Jay-z

258.             You Was Right - Lil Uzi Vert

259.             Mixtape - Chance The Rapper

260.             Love Lockdown - Kanye West

261.             Back To December - Taylor Swift

262.             Boss - Tinashe

263.             Vulnerable - Tinashe

264.             Ecstasy - Tinashe

265.             Too Good - Drake feat. Rihanna

266.             Been That Way - Bryson Tiller

267.             Rambo - Bryson Tiller

268.             Ain't Ready - Tinashe

269.             Hype - Drake

270.             Circles - Pusha T feat. Ty Dolla Sign & Desiigner

271.             Offended - Meek Mill feat. Young Thug & 21 Savage

272.             Litty - Meek Mill feat. Tory Lanez

273.             Make It Work For You - Juelz Satana

274.             Girls & Guitars - Tyga feat. Kirko Bangz

 275.             source: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmFnE7p5vkyH9u-5bIz4vQg

276.             ♪ French Montana (ft Quavo) - Migo Montana

277.             ♪ French Montana (ft Future) - No Pressure

278.             ♪ French Montana (ft Travis Scott) - Jump

279.             ♪ Playboi Carti - Magnolia

280.             ♪ Travis Scott - A man

281.             ♪ Rae Sremmurd - Do Yoga

282.             ♪ Belly ft Future - Frozen Water

283.             ♪ SZA - Supermodel

284.             ♪ 2 Chainz ft. Travis Scott - 4 AM

285.             ♪ Amy Winehouse - Tears Dry On Their Own

286.             ♪ Amy Winehouse - You Know I'm No Good

287.             Russ - What They Want

288.             Migos - Slippery (feat. Gucci Mane)

289.             SZA - Normal Girl

290.             Bryson Tiller - Don't 

291.             Bryson Tiller - Rambo

292.             Daniel Caesar - We Find Love 

293.             Migos - Kelly Price (feat. Travis Scott)

294.             Madison Beer - Dead

295.             Travis Scott - Butterfly Effect

296.             GoldLink feat. Brent Faiyaz & Shy Glizzy - Crew

297.             Lana Del Rey feat. The Weeknd - Lust for Life

298.             Bryson Tiller - Somethin Tells Me

299.             DJ Mustard (feat Quavo & YG) - Want Her

[straightnochaser-ff-blog]

1.

Q

 It was around 7:30 and I had just gotten out of the shower. I sprayed some of my cologne on me and figured out what I was going to wear. I took forever to get dressed but I was trying to keep it simple.

“Nigga you dressed yet?” my brother Marcus said knocking on my door. I swung my door open answering his question since all I had on was my boxers.

“Guess not.” He said rolling his eyes and walking over to my desk to take a seat.

“I’m trying to figure out what to wear” I explained.

“Nigga just wear anything”

“Me? Wear anything? Never in my life. And Aventer is gonna be there so I need to look good” I said.

“Aventer? What about Melissa?” he asked confused. My brother swore that me and Mel were a thing but we really weren’t. She just been around since I broke up with my ex. I didn’t really care about her that much.

“What about her? That’s not my girl, she already knows what’s up” I said.

“Whatever you say man” he said unconvinced. I shrugged. Even if Melissa did think we were a thing or even had a chance of being a thing, it wouldn’t matter to me. We are not and will never be a thing.

I finally found my outfit and started getting dressed. I put my cross on and then picked up my phone to check my messages.

Gang Gang

 Tim: y’all ready?

Ant: yeah bro, you know it’s Q being a primo donna in his room

Me: shut your ass up nigga, I’m ready

 “Y’all niggas funny” my brother said as he laughed at our convo in the group chat.

I opened my room door after taking one more look at myself. Timothy and Anthony were in the living room. The three of us were suitemates and my brother lived upstairs.

“About time” Anthony said putting his hat on.

“Nigga you look like you should have taken more time getting dressed” I said laughing at him.

“shut up man, let’s go” he said shoving me. I followed them out the door as I sent Aventer a text.

 Me: me and my bros are going to Westmere if you’re down

 About 5 minutes passed and she answered me.

Avy: yeah that’s cool, I’ll be there in 20 minutes.

 I can’t even lie, I was excited that I was going to see her. I already figured that she wasn’t the type to let you hit so easily but I was willing to work for it.

“Nigga whatchu smiling at” Tim asked unlocking his car. I opened the passenger door and sat down buckling my seatbelt.

“His girl Aventer” my brother answered.

“Aventer? What happened to Mel?” Ant asked.

“She’s not my girl, yet. And Mel isn’t my girl period” I responded.

“Aight man, just don’t screw this one up” Tim said pulling out the parking spot. I rolled my eyes. He was referring to how I fucked up my last relationship. Her name was Briana and she is everything a guy could ask for. Smart, funny, beautiful and she loved making money. Just like me. Long story short I ended up cheating on her with her best friend. It’s one of the biggest mistakes I’ve ever made in my life. She was over me though and I think I’m over her.

We pulled up to the spot and Tim parked the car. Westmere was just about the only bar downtown that didn’t iD. So basically, my whole school was here on a Thursday night, I mean it is thirsty Thursday.

My brother walked in first and some girl pulled him in her direction. Typical. He was on the basketball team so he had hoes for days. Ant went over to the bar and me and Tim went to sit down. The both of us always liked people watching before we got comfortable. That’s when my eyes met hers. What the hell was she doing here. I stood up ignoring Tim’s questions about where I was going and walked over to her.

“Hello Quinton” she said when I reached her.

“Briana, what are you doing here?” I asked confused. She didn’t even apply to Crest so what was she doing in San Francisco.

“Relax, I’m just visiting a friend, I go to school in Oakland remember” she said.

“Yeah I remember” I responded looking her up and down.

“You look good” I said.

“Thanks.” She said smiling.

“Well, I guess I’ll leave you. Nice seeing you though” I said.

“You too” she responded. I was caught off guard when she leaned in to hug me. Her scent was intoxicating. Fuck, I still missed this girl. As we were hugging I made eye contact with Melissa across the room. She looked pissed.

“See you around” I said walking away and in Mel’s direction.

“What’s up?” I asked Mel trying to give her a hug but she pushed me away.

“I thought you were done with her?” she said with her arms crossed.

“I was just saying hi, I don’t understand why you’re mad anyway. You’re NOT my girl, I already explained that to you.” I said. I didn’t care if I hurt her feelings or not.

“Really Q? so you don’t give a fuck about me at all? As much as you said you did?” she said a little loudly. People were starting to turn in our direction.

“Lower your fucking voice first of all, don’t make me embarrass you in here” I said with my jaw clenched.

“Now listen to me, I don’t want you, I never did and I never will. Matter of fact, I don’t even want to see your ass anymore.” I said.

“Q-“

“Q nothing, your thot ass ain’t even tell me you let two of my friends smash. You’re nothing to me” I shook my head. Melissa looked like she was on the verge of tears but that wasn’t my problem. She stormed off and I shrugged. I was glad to be done with that bitch. Just when I thought I was done with shit, someone tapped me on my shoulder.

“What?!” I said with an attitude before I turned around and noticed who it was. My face softened when I saw Aventer standing there. She looked sexy as hell in the yellow skirt she had on.

“first of all nigga, don’t what me” she said. I chuckled at her feistiness.

“My bad Avy” I said pulling her to me so I could hug her. She was only like 5’5 so I towered over her.

“Avy? We not on nickname basis yet Q” she said.

“I don’t care, I’m calling you Avy” I said. She rolled her eyes and turned to look at the girls that just walked up next to her. One of them was the white girl from class, one had red hair, and the other kind of looked like Avy.

“Q these are my friends Holly and Sadé and my sister Amethyst” she said introducing them.

“Nice to meet yall” I said.

“Do you come in a smaller or a larger size? You fine as fuck” Sadé said.

“Sadé!” Avy scolded nudging her.

“Bitch what, we not about to act like he not finer then some wine, so do you have a brother or what?” she asked. I chuckled.

“I do actually, he’s around here somewhere” I said.

“Good, I’ll see y’all later I’m going- what’s his name?” Sadé asked.

“Marcus”

“I’m going Marcus hunting, come on yall” she said pulling Holly and Amethyst along.

“She’s funny” I said.

“You have no idea” Aventer said chuckling.

“You want a drink?” I asked.

“Sure”

I led her over to the bar with my hand on her lower back. Every nigga in here was looking at her but I wasn’t about to let them talk to her. We sat at the bar waiting for the bartended to come over.

“So what do you want?” I asked.

“Hennessey with a lot of ice” she said. Damn, she had balls.

“Aight, can I get two hennesseys with a lot of ice” I told the bartender.

Avy reached in her purse for her money but I pulled her hand away.

“Don’t worry about that, when you with me I gotchu” I said.

“I can pay for myself” she said.

“I don’t doubt that you can but you don’t need to when I’m around” I said.

She sighed but gave into my wishes. The bartender came over and handed us our drinks.

“Thank you” I said dropping a 20.

“You look amazing” I said staring at her.

“Thanks, you don’t look too bad either” she said. I chuckled. Shorty was trying so hard to act like she didn’t want me but I could see through her front. She wanted nothing less than for me to be all up in her guts.

“So what you majoring in?” I asked trying to make some conversation.

“I’m double majoring in African studies and business with a double minor in history and sociology on the pre-law track” she said.

“Interesting” I said.

“What about you”

“I’m actually majoring in Neuroscience with a minor in chemistry” I said. She raised her eyebrows at my answer.

“Pre-med?” she asked.

“Yep, and I assume you’re going to law school?” I asked.

“Yeah, I want to change the justice system from within” she said. I nodded. She was smart and that was my favorite thing about a girl.

“This henny is hitting me quick” she said laughing.

“You a light weight?”

“I might be” she said chuckling.

“Well slow down” I laughed.

“I hope you don’t think I was stalking you today” she said as she leaned over with her hand on my knee. The music was kind of loud so I guess she wanted to make sure I could hear her but I knew for sure that the liquor was getting to her.

“Nah it’s all good, I’m glad you were unless we wouldn’t be here right now” I said. She nodded and licked over her bottom lip. It was taking everything in me to control myself. She stood up from the bar stool and placed her hands on my thighs standing between my legs.

“You wanna dance” she asked as Fever started playing.

“Yeah let’s go” I said and got up from the stool. She dragged me over to whatever spot she deemed good enough to dance in.  She started whining her waist up on me and damn a nigga was getting hard. I was a good dancer so I managed to keep up with her pace even though she switched it up every so often. She turned around abruptly and faced me. Baby girl was drunk I could see it in her face.

“You’re a pretty good dancer Q” she said as she rubbed my chest.

“Well you know, I can do a little something” I laughed. She smirked and bit her bottom lip.

“You sure that girl isn’t your girlfriend?” she asked again.

“Yeah I told you she wasn’t already, why you asking me that again” I asked annoyed.

“Because she’s over there grilling the shit out of me, you better get her before I do” she said motioning to Melissa who was over to our left. I turned to see her mugging me. I sighed and threw my head back in annoyance.

“I’ll be right back” I said.

“Mmmhmm”

“What Melissa?” I asked her once I reached her.

“Who the fuck is she?” she asked.

“That’s Aventer, what’s the problem?”

‘So you left me for that? Are you serious Q?”

“Yeah, I’m very fucking serious, look stop mugging her and leave us the fuck alone. Aight.” I said and stormed off. Melissa followed behind me and got in Aventer’s face.

“I don’t know who the fuck you think you are but he’s my man” Melissa said.

“Q you better get this bitch out my face” Aventer.

“Bitch?!!!! Oh I got your bitch” Melissa said. I swear everything happened in literally one second. Melissa threw her drink on Aventer and Aventer punched her right in the face. Before I knew it Aventer was on top of Melissa beating her ass. I tried to separate them but then Mel’s friends came in joining in on the fight.The started pulling at Aventer’s hair. Somehow Aventer was managing to fight them all. The shit was kind of sexy. To make matters worse Sadé and Amethyst came over and started swinging on Mel’s friends as Holly tried to help me break them up.

“Aventer let go of her hair” I yelled at her as I held her in my arms. She still had Mel by the hair.

“Nah I’m gonna bald this bitch” she replied.

“Get the fuck off me hoe” Mel yelled from the floor.

Holly was finally able to get Avy��s hands off of Mel’s hair and I pulled Aventer outside. When we were safely out there she shoved me.

“What the fuck did I do?” I asked.

“I told you that bitch wanted you Q, I told you that was your girl, I should have never even bothered with your ass. Like I’m really out here fighting over YOU nigga.” She yelled.

“Aventer I’m sorry, I didn’t know-“

“I don’t give not a single fuck. I should have never even talked to your ass, I’m not about to go through this shit a second time” she screamed and covered her face.

“What shit?”

“Just leave me alone Quinton, just act like we never met. It’s the least you can do” she said walking away.

“FUCK” I said kicking the nearest car tire. This is not what I had planned.

“Bro what the hell happened in there?” Timothy asked coming out of the bar.

“Mel threw her drink on Aventer and they started fighting” I said.

“Nigga I told your ass not to mess this up” he said.

“Man shut the fuck up” I said shoving him back.

“Relax man, fuck wrong with you” he pushed me back.

“Alright yall” Anthony said stepping between us.

“Let’s all calm the fuck down and talk about this tomorrow. Time to go” Anthony said.

“Where’s Marcus?” I asked.

“He said he was going back with one of them hoes in there” Anthony said. I nodded and we walked over to Tim’s car. I got in the back because I didn’t want to deal with that nigga right now. Everything couldn’t have gone anymore wrong. I might have lost my chance at being with Aventer. I was not about to let it go down like this. I had to call her.

Aventer

I had been crying ever since we got back to our suite. Amethyst, Sadé, and Holly were all in my room trying to keep me company. I was surprised Holly was here since we just met but so far, she was loyal.

“Stop crying sister” Amethyst said rubbing my back. This is exactly what I went through with, him. Extra ass bitches. I can’t even begin to say how many times he cheated on me but it was a lot. More than I should have allowed. I don’t know why I thought Q would be any different.

“He’s not worth your tears” Holly said.

“It’s not just him, I have such bad luck with guys. Is it me?” I asked.

“Of course not, honestly I don’t even think you should be mad at Q” Sadé said and I looked at her like she had two heads.

“Hear me out – he told you he wanted nothing to do with that girl and he wasn’t lying. His brother was telling me and Holly all about it. I think he likes you Aventer” Sadé said.

“He doesn’t even know me” I replied.

“But he wants to” Holly said.

“Weren’t you just telling me that he’s not worth crying over” I asked her.

“Yeah but, I think you should go for it” she said and smiled.

“Sis, you can’t keep running away just because a situation reminds you of him” Amethyst said.

“I KNOW THAT!!! UGHH can you guys just leave, I’m ready to go to bed” I said frustrated. They all gave me a hug and walked out of my room. I went over to lock the door and slipped on my big t-shirt. I climbed into bed after turning out the lights and turned on my tv. I was afraid of the dark so I always slept with my tv on. Fresh Prince was on, thank God, so it helped calm my nerves. My phone started vibrating and I looked to see Q’s name on the screen. I declined the call and put my phone face down. He called again and once again I declined it. Then he sent me a text message.

Q: Avy can you answer your phone?

Q: I know you’re mad at me or hate me but I’m trying to apologize

Q: Aventer!

Q: I’m not gonna stop until you answer me.

 I sighed and laid my head back down on my pillow. Before I could doze off my phone started ringing again.

“WHAT?!” I yelled into the phone.

“Damn so that’s how you answer a nigga when he calls you” he said. My stomach sank to my ass.

“What do you want?” I gritted.

“Just checking up on you, how’s college?” he asked.

“Fine.”

“Made any friends?”

“Yep.”

“You been partying?”

“Yep.”

“Damn why you being so dry” he chuckled.

“Because I don’t want to speak to you” I said. I hated him.

“We both know that’s not true baby” he said.

“Christopher. I’m not your baby or your anything, please stop calling me” I said annoyed.

“I told you, when I’M done with you I’ll be done with you but until then I’ll call you as much as I like. You’re still mine.” he said. I hung up after he said that. Chris was hell bent on ruining my life. I couldn’t understand how he could do this to someone he sweared he loved. Tears began to roll down my cheeks just thinking about it. There was a knock at the front door but I didn’t move because I assumed someone would get it. The knocking persisted so I decided to see who it was at 2 in the morning.

“The fuck” I huffed walking to the door. I was shocked to see who was on the other side. He had changed out of his clothes and was only wearing his wife beater, basketball shorts and Gucci slides. His hair looked a little damp so I assumed he had just gotten out of the shower. His face looked sad and it almost made me feel bad, but I was still mad.

“What?” I asked trying to wipe my damp face.

“I want to apologize”

“I forgive you now bye” I said closing the door but he put his foot in the way. I sighed and walked away to my room as he followed behind. He shut and locked my door after he came in and I got comfortable in my bed again.

“Were you crying” he asked standing by my door awkwardly.

“No.” I lied before I started bawling.

“Shhh baby girl I’m so sorry, I didn’t know this was going to happen. Please believe me” he said rushing over to me and sitting on my bed.

“It-it’s not you. My ex just put me through a lot and I just have the worst luck with guys and I like you but I don’t think I can do this” I said.

“I like you too, and don’t worry about your ex, fuck that nigga. I gotchu and I promise I won’t ever put you through no shit like that ever again” he said kissing my cheek repeatedly. My crying slowed down and I sat up against the wall.

“He called me and basically said he’s going to harass me until he gets tired of it” I said.

“So block his number” he responded.

“I did, and he keeps getting it.  You don’t understand Quinton, he’ll find me, he always does and always has” I said putting my face in my hands.  Q stood up kicking off his slides and got into bed next to me. He swung his left arm around me and pulled me into his chest.

“Don’t worry, I won’t let anything happen to you, I promise” he said. I wrapped my arms around him and held on tight. A few minutes went by before I spoke.

“Sorry for soaking your wife beater” I said.

“It’s fine” he chuckled. He tapped me so that I would move off of him and then he proceeded to remove his wife beater. His body was amazing. I had to stop myself from staring but I was already caught.

“All this could be yours” he smirked leaning back down. I scoffed.

“As if I want it” I lied. I was lying through my damn teeth, I wanted him so bad.

“Whatever you say” he said and wrapped his arm around me as he turned on his side. I turned so that my back was to his chest and my ass was basically rubbing on his dick.

“Put that thing away” I said laughing.

“Can I put it away in you?” he said slyly. My face started burning and if he could see me he’d see how red I was.

“Good night” he said and then kissed the back of my neck setting off water works in my panties. Keep it together Avy, this one is going to have to work for it.

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How To Spot Fake Celebrity Beef, According To Jasmine Brand

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How To Spot Fake Celebrity Beef, According To Jasmine Brand

It’s Beef Week at HuffPost Culture. Fight us.

The site feels like something straight out of 2010. The boxiness evokes fond memories of MySpace, or maybe Blogger. You look at it, and you remember an easier time in internet history, when you could flip through a blog and see what had been on the writer’s mind that day. But theJasmineBRAND, a gossip site, is a very 2018 sort of publication. It’s about celebrity and culture and the way we love to consume both through a firehose.

“I was always intrigued by how regular people like you and I are fascinated with celebrity culture,” the site’s proprietor, Jasmine Brand, told me. “So I started the site.”

It’s also, in a way, about beefs. “Lil Mo Calls Taylor Swift A THOT, Accuses Her of Having STD’s [AUDIO],” reads one headline. “K. Michelle Calls Tamar Braxton A Muppet After Tamar Insults Love & Hip-Hop Paychecks,” reads another. Brand is conscientious about beefs. She understands that our love for fights will cause celebrities, at times, to start a beef for marketing purposes. But she and her 26-person staff ain’t with the shits. Each beef is vetted to ensure readers only see stories about the real stuff, the beefs that have levels. (For the sake of journalism, I searched the site for mention of the peak fake beef between Bhad Bhabie, Lil Tay and Woah Vicky. I found nothing.)

It’s hard to imagine now, but celebrity beefs operated differently eight years ago, when Brand started the site. Twitter wasn’t poppin’ like that, and Instagram hadn’t been born. Brand had to score her celebrity news in a very offline sort of way: by sending Hail Mary emails to celebs; hiring a publicist to help secure interviews; and posting up at The Park at 14th in D.C., where famous people of the musical variety would often come and perform. Early on, she got an interview with Joan Rivers, her first A-list interview, because the comedian loved her hair. “I had like a little pink-hair situation going on,” she recalled.

Things began to get easier for Brand. “The more status I got, the more people started hitting us up and I didn’t have to beg as much,” she told me over the phone. “When social media came around and became poppin’, it made getting content easier,” she added.

Brand and I chatted about how her site chooses which beefs to cover, how to spot fake feuds, her personal favorite celeb spats and how a good beef can serve as a window into a celebrity’s soul. 

I would define it as a disagreement — not necessarily physical. But a disagreement that kind of spills over. In 2018, beef spills over into social media usually. A fallout, a spat, an argument between two celebrities. A to D list, doesn’t really matter.

How does theJasmineBRAND cover beefs? How do you decide what beefs you’re going to cover?

Well, we usually decide based on the popularity of the person. Both the people don’t have to be popular, but at least one of them has to be popular. And it has to be something that everyone is talking about, something that has legs and will get traction. It won’t be a one-day story.

Sometimes we’ll sit on a beef because it’s really, really apparent that it’s staged. We usually won’t cover those. But if it looks like it might be authentic, and it may have layers to it, we’ll be like, maybe we should cover this one and then see what happens.

How do you decide if it’s authentic or not? Like, what makes you see a beef and just be like, “Oh, there’s levels to this one.”

We’ve had the site for eight years, so we pretty much know celebrities’ temperaments. You know, what they’re known for, what they’re not known for. A newer celebrity or these reality stars? It’s kind of hard to gauge. If we see something on social media, we’ll look at the comments and see how the audience, how their fans or how their critics are responding and figure it out.

It’s things you just kind of know. Certain people have the temperament of always responding, lashing out. Those are usually authentic. Then there are other celebrities that aren’t known for it. So those can be good too. But with reality stars, it’s kind of hard to gauge because a lot of times they use a beef to create a storyline for a show or to get coverage. It’s kind of tricky sometimes.

And so when there’s a lot of back and forth between two or more people, how does the site keep up with everything that’s going on?

Well, it’s like a virtual newsroom. We have a team of writers and then we have people that are really good at digging on social media. And we update stories as it happens. We’ll update something on social media. We don’t necessarily just use the website to provide an update.

I was on the site’s Instagram and I noticed that not just theJasmineBRAND but other celebrity gossip sites such as The Shade Room, YBF, Baller Alert — y’all post IG comments. Why do you think celebrities have a tendency to be shady in the comments sections?

Because they get coverage. They know we’re gonna post it. If we decided we’re not gonna post a celebrity’s comment, they wouldn’t do it. They do it for attention. Before there was social media, celebrities really didn’t have an immediate outlet.

You know, you’d have to go be on a carpet somewhere. They would go to their publicist, or they would call up People to comment on something. But now it’s an instant gratification for them. They don’t need publicists anymore. They like the laughs and the likes and the attention. All of them aren’t like that, but I feel like if you are someone who is constantly making comments, it’s so that you can get attention. There’s no other reason to me. If it happens once in a while where you’re making a comment, I feel like it may be authentic. You may really want to get this off your chest. But if you’re constantly doing it, it’s so that you can get coverage. That’s my perspective. I could be wrong though.

Which celebs are constantly popping up on the site? I know Future has been in the blogs lately because he proposed to Brittni Mealy or something like that. So are there any celebs that are just constantly being covered because they’re constantly in something?

Everything goes in phases and waves. Right now, we’re talking about Future. But we can always get something from Tamar Braxton. There was a time when we could get something from Tyrese. Then he kind of calmed down. We can always get content from Kim Kardashian. It’s not necessarily that she’s always commenting, but she’s always posting. So whenever someone posts, we can always get something from them. Nicki Minaj is someone who, as of late, is always popping up. K Michelle. Kanye. Those are people whose names are always in headlines.

Do you think that celebs know the marketing benefits of getting involved with the beefs?

They absolutely know and they use it to their benefit.

How does the site benefit off of them knowing the benefits of marketing? Is it like a symbiotic relationship between the two?

I’m not really sure about others, but if it’s gonna make good content for us it’s likely that we’re gonna do it. If it’s not gonna make good content and we feel like they’re trying to really benefit off of manufacturing a fake beef? We’re not trying to cover a fake beef. Even if it’s gonna bring some clicks, we’re really not trying to. Sometimes we get duped. But we’re really not trying to benefit off something that’s fake.

What beefs have duped you?

I can’t think of any right now. But you usually see it with the reality shows. Actors don’t really participate in it like that. It’s more of a reality genre situation.

What does make those beefs obviously fake?

If they’re sending it to us themselves. If they’re sending us what they said, footage and clips and screen grabs. To me, that reeks of staged. Or, say two celebrities are beefing with each other, but they’re following each other on social media. If you don’t care for what they did, why are you following them?

But usually it’s tipped off by them sending it in themselves or their publicist sending it in. It’s like, why would you want us to cover this? Usually celebs are like, “You guys never cover anything positive. Why don’t you cover anything positive?” And so if you’re DMing us negative things, then it’s a red flag. They’re a bit on the thirsty side for some coverage.

That makes a lot of sense. Wow. So what is your all-time favorite celebrity beef? Or top three?

I really loved when Amber Rose and Kanye West were going back and forth. And then when Khloe hopped in. That was the gift that kept on giving. It was different layers.

I loved when Remy Ma and Nicki Minaj were beefing because we got some good music and it was one of those things where there were layers to the story. It was multiple stories.

I don’t know if I would call this one a beef necessarily, but I loved the back and forth — even though it was a little one-sided — between Mariah Carey and J.Lo.

What made the Kanye–Amber one the gift that kept on giving? Because that was a mess.

[Note: Kanye West said during a 2015 radio interview that he had to “take 30 showers” before he could date Kim Kardashian since he had previously dated Amber Rose. This caused Amber to tweet about Kardashian’s sex tape with singer Ray J and it spiraled downward from there.] 

It was. The thing that was great about it was that Amber had never really said anything about Kanye. There were rumors that she had signed this NDA and she couldn’t really say. So when she finally did, that was pretty cool. She gave us some insight on their relationship. And then it was juicy. Although it could have been false or whatever, it was juicy. Then she was talking about the Kardashians so that gave it another layer. Then you got the little jokes from Amber.

Remember when Kanye and Amber were together, Amber really didn’t talk. Like, she didn’t. We’d see her out smoking her little cigarettes. She’d be in the park just looking really pretty. She didn’t say anything. There was this mystery about her. So obviously after they broke up, she got with Wiz [Khalifa] and she started talking. But we never heard her talk about her relationship with Kanye. So I appreciated that.

I felt like it gave us some insight into what happened. And then it was, you know, you got more than five stories out of it. What she said was pretty entertaining, too.

As a consumer of celebrity beefs, that’s one of the fascinating things when people do start talking. Yeah, they can say some really messed up stuff. But you can also get that insight there. And with Kanye — not the kink-shaming part — it’s like, “Oh, this is what dating this guy was like.” And then his public persona continued to validate what she had already told us.

The thing about Kanye is, we feel like we kind of know him, but we don’t really know what it’s like to date him or sleep with him. You know what I mean? Even Kim doesn’t talk about what their relationship’s really like. She doesn’t give that many details, you know? So the Amber beef probably gave us the biggest glimpse we’ll ever get into what it’s like to be with Kanye, which I thought was cool.

Would you say that beefs, in some cases, cause celebrities to be more honest?

I think it does. When you’re beefing with someone, it shows partially that you’re a little insecure. It’s one thing behind closed doors for a celebrity to talk smack about somebody. But it’s another thing to talk publicly. But I feel like it shows that you are human.

Even with the whole Nicki Minaj stuff right now. It’s just like: What is going on here?

If you’re not her fan, you’re probably like “What’s going on?” But it makes me feel like she is human. She has some insecurities or some issues or some things that she feels like she was treated unfairly about. It speaks more to what you have going on sometimes as opposed to what your issue is with another person.

Some of the stuff she’s been saying is very valid, especially with the Spotify stuff. But what type of things do you usually see celebrities accuse one another of?

You’ll see celebrities accusing the other one of not giving them credit for something. Or them doing something first. I usually feel like it has to do with, “I’m low-key better than you.” Sometimes it’ll have something to do with a man. It just varies. There doesn’t seem to be one common denominator.

I really feel like it usually boils down to “I’m better than you” though.

Is there any beef or competition between the sites that cover celebrity beefs? Does it spill over?

You know, I’m sure there is, but I’m a rarity. I really don’t pay attention like that. But I don’t really feel like there is.

People in the comments will go try to pit us against each other sometimes. But most of the people who run the sites or the writers know what’s going on. We know what’s going on with celebrities and how they try to maneuver. So we know what’s up when we see people in the comments trying to get us to go back and forth with each other.

It’s kind of boring anyway, going back and forth with another site or a blog. Everybody is in this little rat race. And I don’t think people really have time to beef — at least that’s what I would like to think. I’m not worried about what other sites are doing because I just don’t have the time. You know what I mean? I just can’t get distracted. There’s too much other stuff going on.

So you’ve never thought about starting a beef with The Shade Room?

No. For what? It’s of no benefit to me. That’s whack to me. That’s super whack. And if they did, I’d be like: “What is y’all doing?” I mean, it would be entertaining — but no. I have not ever thought of it.

This interview has been edited and condensed for clarity.

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[nickreposted]

nicreations shared this story from McSweeney’s: #EarthIsBae THE BEGINNING (of the end)GENESI$ 11 In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. #CreationGoals #EarthIsBae2 Now the earth was formless and basic, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was lowkey hovering over the waters.3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and it was lit AF.4God saw that the light was so extra, so He separated the light from the darkness (for aesthetic), then bragged it was hashtag no filter.5 God called the light “day,” then threw some shade and called it “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first truly #blessed day.6Then God, who was L-I-V-I-N-G for this, said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.”7 So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it like it was NBD.8God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning — the second #blessed day, and the first #TransformationTuesday.9 Then God was like, “You know TFW when you should let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear?” (He whispered yaaasssss to Himself.)10So God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas,” and he created a cute geofilter for each of them.11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, so no one ever gets hangry.” Then God LOL’d.12 The land produced vegetation; mostly ingredients for green juice and wine, TBH.13 Then there was evening, and there was morning — the third day. And God added it to his Instagram Story.14 – 15 Then God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years,” which was sus considering He gave everyone the same amount of time in a day as Beyoncé (another deity).16 Then God, a natural UX Designer, made two great lights — the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. And, because God has no chill, he also made the stars.17 – 18 God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. Then he binge-watched The Stars on Netflix. #Sponsored #Ad19 And there was evening, and there was morning — the fourth day. And God was v tired from adulting so hard.20 God tweeted, “RT if you think I should let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky," even though He had no followers (yet).21But God created these next-level creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems IRL anyway. And God had all the feels.22Then God, woke as ever, said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth,” which was v v on brand for God.23And there was evening, and there was morning — the fifth day. And God wrote a quick essay about it on Medium.24Then, because God was in #beastmode, He said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals.” But He only selfied with the most adorbs ones.25 God made the wild animals according to their kinds. And God saw to it that these creatures would bring joy (and fear) across the land and live eternally in memes across the internet.26 Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may SLAAAYYYYYY over all the non-humans,” which was a pretty savage thing to say.27 So God created humankind in His own image of #squadgoals; male and female and gay and lesbian and bisexual and queer and transgender and whatever anyone wanted. He created them all equally thirsty AF.28 God blessed His fam and shouted, “YOLOOOOOOO.” And then spilled the tea about life on earth.29God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. But don’t buy too much avocado toast, or you will never be able to afford a house.” And they were shook.30 “And to all the creatures of the earth, even the internet trolls and ratchet THOTs — everything that has the breath of life in it — I give every green plant for food.” And they all said, “OMG, preach!” and went to brunch.31God saw all that He had made, and He literally couldn’t even.And there was evening, and there was morning. And God was like, for heaven’s sake! This place is cray, I’m OUTTTT! ✌🌎 And he requested an Uber, and it was so.

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/and-god-created-millennial-earth

[princessphilly]

a girl just wants to be tied up by james neal and used for his pleasure while he calls her his good little slut. is that too much to ask for?

No, that is not too much to ask for. 

Or to be asked if you’re going to take it like a good little slut when he bends you over his lap and spanks you. When you take his cock in your mouth and suck with no hands, you’re his good little slut. His favorite is when you cum hard for him and your cunt milks his cock so good that he just has to cum. He manages to pull out and cums all over your tits and your tummy. He just praises you for being his good little slut, wearing his cum for him like a slut should. 

[princessphilly]

Well-Aged Wednesday? Thirty and Flirty Thursday? Like a Fine Wine Friday?

Well-Aged Wednesday sounds good! Or we can just do what I did last time where I made the hashtag #thirsty 30s day thots

[princessphilly]

Thirsty 30 and over day part 1: Marky

He just makes the cut as he turned 30 this year.

No, no he wasn't doing this. Not right now. You calmly moved the hand that had been sliding up your thigh under your dress. You looked at him out of the corner of your eye and he was facing forward, looking at the happy couple like everyone else.

You refocused your attention but then you felt his hand again, creeping under your skirt. You pinched his hand, hissing, "We are in a church," under your breath.

Marky whispered, "You look so hot, I can't help myself."

You rolled your eyes as your bf started to trace circles on your skin.

"If you don't stop, I'm not blowing you as soon as this wedding is over," you threatened.

Your boyfriend's hands stayed to himself for the rest of the ceremony.