#They don’t scream ‘swiftie’

[green-tea217]

Hot take: the 7 aren’t swifties. Annabeth Piper and maybe Frank but that’s it

[everytaylorswiftsongisaboutcats]

[shinia]

I personally think that The Tortured Poets Department is going to absolutely ruin my life and I couldn’t be happier <3

[angel-derangement]

not to Taylor Swift post but seeing a mashup of my favourite three of her songs live in a stadium of 96000 people tonight is my cause of death I cannot fucking believe she did that to me she’s insane

[itspileofgoodthings]

Probably incredibly off topic but your a huge Swiftie and I have this headcanon that the narrator of "Lavender Haze", the girl who hates the 1950's sh** and all that- ACTUALLY is w/ a guy who currently plans to propose in a private thing and they get married. They don't let others influence their relationship. He proposes not because of their expectations but because they want to stay in the Lavender Haze FORVER.

Idk, this probably made no sense but thx for your time! 💜

Note: she (the narrator) SAYS she doesn't want to get married not because she doesn't actually want to but because of what others say about her. Her opinion and the Love Interest's opinion are never directly stated; only the nosy people's are. And that's the theory! Lol

I mean—yes! This was exactly my reasoning for defending the song before I knew about the breakup. And I think the magic of the song (and the magic of Taylor’s truth-telling storyteller core) is that it almost works! But I don’t think it actually does. The song still reveals cracks in the relationship itself because part of marriage is that it IS public. Not the core obviously, but the exterior. And that’s part of the safety of it and, weird word choice, but the appeal? Like. Who doesn’t want to be claimed publicly and legally and for forever by the one who loves you? Someone who doesn’t want to do that, who refuses to participate in the public nature of it, even under the pretense of wanting to protect the core, is dodging something and in my own opinion every woman on the receiving end of that knows it’s rotten and hates it even if she pretends to share it.

also being Married and acknowledging that publicly is not the same thing as sharing everything or losing all privacy. There are so many iconic couples (Dolly Parton and her husband for one) who disclose nothing except the fact that they’re married and that’s the right thing to disclose! (@ Andrew Garfield and tbh any Man who’s cagey about publicly acknowledging the nature of their relationship with the woman they’re with. “My marriage is none of your business” is a complete sentence. Acknowledging her as your wife takes the span of a second and actually provides both of you with more privacy.) And no, marriage shouldn’t be just to appease an inquisitive public. But it’s just part of how society works; it gives you a stable and secure place to exist from as a couple and actually TELLS the public: “Back the hell off; this is just ours” in a way a vague and undefined relationship status does not.

Taylor is hitting back in Lavender Haze at a public that is overly invested and inquisitive and nosy and pushy. But there’s also a latent insecurity and unhappiness that her very outcry reveals. Cause she wouldn’t care so much if things were actually good between her and her beloved. The tone would be so different and tbh I think the public outcry/nosiness wouldn’t exist, a), and b) she wouldn’t care if it did.

anyway NONE of this is @ you, lol. I totally share this theory and in a way buy it as plausible. But I guess to me at the end of the day the closest it comes to working for me is “almost.” She almost sells it, it’s almost true.

And a crack like that, however thin, is going to lead to the biggest breakdown.

[goldensunset]

re: the music rant I tagged you in I am so sorry for tagging you in my double-dose caffeine fueled haterism explosion post. truly was off the shits and did not realize how much random garbage talking points I was ready to spill on the first person to ask

but i love haterism…..

[urdreamgirls-dreamgirl]

i love that ‘thanK you aIMee’ quite literally has the lyrics “so i changed your name and any real defining clues/and one day, your kid comes home singin’/a song that only us two is gonna know is about you” and everyone is just like “yeah that’s certainly abt the most obvious person it could possibly be abt” lol

[jewishbarbies]

I’m getting so tired of absolute morons that are clearly just refreshing my blog waiting for something stupid to say in my inbox. like if you don’t wanna read and use your brain, that’s your prerogative, but keep it to your fucking self. if you’re so insecure about taylor fucking swift that people saying “she’s never claimed a diagnosis but has talked about having symptoms” is somehow denying her experiences, go fuck yourself. you’re not an expert on mental health anymore then I am. diagnosing people with shit just because it sounds like they might have something specific to your uneducated brain is fucking harmful and shouldn’t be done. fuck off with your crocodile tears and pearl clutching.

[placeinthisworld]

good morning I had a people waiting in 3 degree weather outside my work until I awkwardly had to go unlock and open the doors….

[ohsosweeran]

tell me why Paris has me, a single woman, giggling and kicking my feet up 💞💓💕

[grapelights]

taylor joe breakup another proof that celebrity culture is literally destroying people’s brain cells

[dancingcatsta]

Hi my Swiftie oomf 🎉

Two years ago today (October 21, 2022.) „Midnights” were released! Give me your top five songs from this album!

~ 🎆 A

Hi anon. Thanks for the ask!

You see, I’m not actually a Swiftie. I like Taylor’s music, but I wouldn’t consider myself as a Swiftie.

About the „Midnights” rating - it’s my second favourite album. I can’t believe time flies this fast.

1. The Great War (Duh, obviously! It’s forever the song for the Polish Ice Warriors in my mind. You probably don’t get it anyway.)

2. You’re Losing Me (Maciek Berbeka I will always remember you :-( )

3. Dear Reader (Dancing Rasta, this one is for you! I’ve seen very few people who actually consider „DR” as a good song. And that’s me!”

4. Hits Different! It’s a bop

5. Lavender Haze (acoustic version - it’s amazing! And reminds me of my trip to Ireland in Autumn 2023.)

[theverycoolfish]

When I learnt that season three still would come it was not met with the pure joy as the announcement that it would be renewed, but a selfish yay? (in lowercase letters and a question mark)

Even if we do the whole “GO3 should still happen because everybody else involved shouldn’t be punished for NG’s wrongdoings” I don’t know how we can reconcile:

1. That the script still comes from NG

2. That there’s a possibility that it’s not actually based substantially on terry’s ideas

3. That season 2 ended with a non-consensual kiss (that I knew felt SO OFF at the time but buried out of a terrible trust in NG)

Not really advocating for one approach or another. Just Feels Bad no matter what, really.

[verstappen-cult]

ATTENDING THE ERAS TOUR WITH THE BOYS | F1 GRID

★ — LANDO NORRIS (4)

lando suggests you wear matching outfits because he’s seen how everyone dress up so cool to go to the concert and he wants you both to experience what it means going to the eras tour, from start to finish. he blares all taylor’s albums while you get ready and in the car ride to the stadium, he knows probably half of the lyrics but his excitement is so cute you don’t tell him how he’s singing pretty like a devil instead of grinning like a devil.

★ — CHARLES LECLERC (16)

charles doesn’t consider himself as a huge swiftie, of course he knows a few of taylor’s songs but that’s it. however, when you asked him if he’d be your date for the concert, his high rate went up to the roof. seeing the taylor swift live? for the first time ever? and at the eras tour? he tried very hard not to show how happy and excited that made him feel and he was… not too successful. he sings with you during the concert, and happily listens to you talk about your favorite part while you drive back home.

★ — OSCAR PIASTRI (81)

when oscar bought you the tickets, he was expecting you to go with one of your friends, not to hug him and kiss him and practically scream how excited you were to attend the concert with him. oscar knows nothing about taylor swift, he’s heard a few songs because who hasn’t? so a few days before the big day you sit him in front of the tv, a power point that reads ‘all you need to know about taylor swift’ on the screen. if by the end of the presentation he goes to spotify to listen to reputation, that’s his problem. he spends the entire concert looking at you, he knows taylor is a big deal to a lot of people but he couldn’t care less when he has you smiling and shouting and looking so happy by his side.

★ — MAX VERSTAPPEN (33/1)

you and max started dating thanks to a taylor swift song, so when he learnt about the eras tour he didn’t hesitate, not for a second, and bought the tickets. it was meant to be a surprise for your birthday but he couldn’t keep the secret and told you the same night. he’s not good at keeping secrets, okay. what’s he’s also not very good at: arts and crafts, so he simply sat down on the couch, pressed play to miss americana and watched you make some friendship bracelets. his favorite was the one you made for yourself with his racing number on it. he spent such a good time at the concert, and got to trade a bunch of friendship bracelets too.

★ — ALEX ALBON (23)

alex is a swiftie thanks to you. one day he asked you who she was, the next one he was being introduced to the whole taylor swift lore. it was only fair that he stayed up all night trying to buy tickets to the eras tour with you. alex spent the weeks leading up to the concert listening to you talk about how excited you were. and if he’s honest, he was excited too. taylor is a big part of your life together and knowing that you two share it and can enjoy it together makes him feel pretty lucky.

★ — DANIEL RICCIARDO (3)

who was more excited to go to the eras tour… you or daniel? hard to say, really. he cries during all too well, even though he doesn’t admit it, he has something in his eyes right at that moment; believe him. daniel gets a lot of compliments for his outfit and goes viral, because what is a formula one driver doing at the eras tour wearing a sparkly suit? daniel doesn’t care about anything but to enjoy with you and kiss you when she sings lover. and love story. and enchanted.

★ — MICK SCHUMACHER (47)

mick is like a puppy. if you tell him something, he’ll do it right away. he can’t say no to you, not when you have those big and pretty eyes looking at him with that look that has his heart melting. mick is very nervous the day of the concert but when you ask him what’s wrong he just tells you he’s excited. you don’t ask again because next thing you know taylor’s on stage and the whole stadium is going crazy. when taylor sings ‘he knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring’ everyone around you goes crazy, and when you look to the left there he is, your boyfriend, kneeling on the ground with his pretty smile and a ring.

© VERSTAPPEN-CULT ⎯ do not repost, translate, plagiarise or claim any of my works as your own.

[taylornation]

We don’t know what The Man’s pre-show workout routine is, but we DO know how you can get ready to see TS The Eras Tour concert film this Friday!

The Swiftie 13: 💪 Make 13 friendship bracelets  💪 Find an outfit with at least 13 jewels 💪 13 stage-length sprints (make them swift af boi) 💪 13 minutes of screaming, crying to Taylor’s songs  💪 Get 13 tickets for you and your friends 

How are you putting in the work?

[w2soneshots]

Glitter -W2S

words: 0.6k+

warnings: jealousy.

summary: Harry doesn’t like glitter but when he sees you putting some on Chris at the eras tour he changes his mind.

notes: hey babes! I’m not a swifte and don’t know loads about Taylor Swift but I hope I did this request justice🫶🏼. Enjoy!!🤗🎀

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taliamar: HOTTIE🥵

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user56911304: w2s confirmed swiftie??!!

"Oh Harry, come on. It's just glitter!" I was trying to convince Harry to let me put some of my glitter onto his face. "Nah, no, it's messy and annoying." He backed up from my glittery hands. I huffed, though I respected his decision. "Fine. So boring." I turned to finish doing my makeup.

Once I was ready I popped a pot of silver glitter into my bag, along with powder and lipgloss, just in case I needed to touch anything up. I slipped my heels on then made my way into the living room. Harry got up from his place on the sofa.

"You look great babe," he complimented, hands making their way to my waist. I smiled up at him. "Sure you don't want any glitter?" I tried one last time. He huffed out a laugh. "I'm sure, let's go."

We left and got a taxi to Wembley stadium. Harry got a text from Chris just as the car pulled up a few streets away saying that him and Theo were already inside. We walked through a sea of people before finally getting to the entrance.

We scanned our tickets and made it inside without a hitch. "There they are!" Harry said loudly as the stadium was filled with people and very noisy. "Hi!" I exclaimed as we got to our seats right at the back. I shared a quick hug with the boys then got situated.

When Taylor finally came out the crowd burst into excited screams and the intro music began playing. Chris seemed to be extremely excited. Me, Harry and Theo chuckled as we watched his face light up.

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Around two hours in I reached into my bag to reapply my lipgloss, along with the glitter I'd brought. "Is that glitter?" I heard Chris ask from beside me. "Yeah, want some?" I asked hopefully. He nodded eagerly.

I reached my finger into the pot and dabbed some over his skin from his temple to his cheekbone. We were taking as I did it and once I was finished I turned back to my bag to see that Harry was looking at us.

"You okay?" I asked, brows raised. He shuffled slightly. "Uh- I changed my mind, can I have some?" He gestured down to the pot in my hand. I smirked. "Jealous are we?" I teased as I did the same to him as I'd done with Chris. "No. Just realised it looks cool," he replied nonchalantly. "Mhm, sure." I giggled.

I was extremely pleased that everyone was now sporting silver gitter and I was glad Harry had given in. We all turned our attention back to the stage.

The concert lasted just over three and a half hours. By the end my voice was practically gone and my feet were killing me but I'd had so much fun. It took an annoying amount of time to get out of the stadium though.

We parted ways with the boys and Harry held my hand tightly as we rushed to the uber we'd booked prior, trying not to bump into people as there was a large crowd outside.

The traffic was awful on the way home and I ended up drifting off, my head resting on Harry's shoulder. He helped me inside when we finally arrived outside of our apartment and we both fell into bed.

The next morning we woke to glitter spread across both of our pillows. Harry groaned. "This is why I hate that stuff." I chuckled groggily. "You looked hot though babe."