#They cant read in this AU cause then Ratchet would just write down everything 😔

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Starscream goes to the local military base in town and takes the jet paints for himself.

Town people mad at him for what he did, but some people see him dolling himself up. (Probably thinks ‘she’s’ getting ready for a date with Bucket head)

Megatron beats him after they get into a verbal altercation

People now feel bad for being mean to Starscream cause now they think ‘Siren was just trying to get pretty for her shitty boyfriend using things we use for jets like her. And now she got pretty for nothing and hurt again’

Now Starscream next day sees jet wax and cleaners and paints in front of whatever building the town’s people let them live in with letters saying how beautiful he was and stuff before the accident.

Megatron: I hate it here

Starscream: These people will ruin my image, they must die before someone like Skywarp finds out

Megatron: I wish I was trapped here with skywarp instead

Starscream: Wtf??!?

And then another fight ensues

Tbh Starscream and Megatron get along best when commiting genocides together