#They also lowkey hate each other ajsjsjdn
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Crutchie and Spot are Bitch and Bastard Solidarity
#They also lowkey hate each other ajsjsjdn#I am sorry but Crutchie is a fucking smart-ass who loves to mouth off#Spot is one second away from starting a fistfight at all times and hates authority#He probably bites#Spot's pissed at you and you're walking away with a busted lip and some choice words#Crutchie's pissed at you and he spits in your food and shaves off your eyebrows#And breaks into your house to move all your furniture an inch to the left#(tbh I would be more afraid of Crutchie but that's just between us)#Crutchie officially meets Spot for the first time#The guy who's feared#And immediately insults him in some backhanded way#Because that kids looks like he doesn't even know how to SPELL puberty#Meanwhile Spot makes some remark about soaking Crutchie but he doesn’t hit kids who can't defend themselves#Spot: Don't make me forget my good manners#Crutchie immediately: Is that a challenge?#Spot is way shorter than Crutchie and still calls him Kid#Crutchie asks Spot if he wants to sit on his shoulder to see better#Jack is contemplating Santa Fe again#All of the newsies know not to get involved in their squabbling#Because somehow they BOTH get pissed if somebody picks a side#Racetrack told Crutchie to shut it and Spot ignored him for a week???? What is happening#Also they're both allowed to hackle each other but nobody else is#Except maybe David#One of the newsies makes a joke about how it would be better if they were dating instead of fighting all the time#And everybody gets real quiet thinking about them having relationship drama#Newsies: No Fear#Spot and Crutchie: Dating#Newsies: One Fear#Jack actively praying each night that Crutchie and Spot continue to hate-like each other ajsndndn#Anyway I could talk about them all day I love little ratboy Spot and absolute fucking Bitch Crutchie
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