#They Should Atleast Give Us Lore Related Content For Free

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So... I've already given up on getting those new limited myth cards.

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Twilight was THIS 🤏🏾 close to being a camp masterpiece. It had all of the elements. Vampires, werewolves, stupid teenagers. So let me tell you how I would fix Twilight:

1. Fixing how the Quilette people were included.

Here’s how you can EASILY fix this problem in many ways. One—make up a tribe instead of using real ones. Two—don’t do indigenous tribes at all and change your lore (think of how they did werewolf families in TVD). Three—still included the Quilette people but not change their history, as in have Jacob just get biten by a werewolf and but he just so happened to be Native.

2. Speaking of Jacob, have Jacob and Bella remain true bestfriends.

I love stupid triangles, they are my guilty pleasure. But Jacob and Bella would’ve been some messy ass bestfriends (the matching side eyes they had during BD2?? Yeah). They could’ve like kissed once and was like… nah. Cause honestly at the age, you probably had a crush on your bestfriend atleast once.

3. Make Angela a witch.

This is what this story needed, goddammit. We needed witches!!! And I think Angela would’ve been a great witch. I think a lot of the human friends were wasted characters anyway.

4. Speaking of!! Developed the humans WAAAAY more.

I think the humans should’ve found out about the supernatural world so they can be more involved. I don’t know, think about how TVD did it or something like that.

5. Vampire hunters.

Bella should’ve had a vampire Hunter arc goddammit. Imagine the tension between her and Edward. THAT is what we called cinema.

6. Jacob and Leah arc

Those two fine ass should’ve had a relationship arc. In the books those two had the best chemistry in the ENTIRE series. Had my ass WAITING for a kiss scene and I didn’t get shit. I’m still salty about it. I don’t know, Jacob and Leah just had it and just made sense.

7. Charlie should’ve been a vampire Hunter.

Like I said. Would’ve been more interesting. Him being sherriff would’ve tied onto that.

8. DIVERSITY.

Actually this should’ve been up higher. And yeah, we had “indigenous representation”, but their stories felt like an after thought and didn’t get much focus. There should’ve been way more diversity within the Cullens, especially since they are not even biologically related and came from different periods. And you know what, I would’ve loved to see a Black Bella. I SAID IT. Maybe because I’m projecting but I don’t give a damn. I think Bella gives mixed black girl vibes sometimes. Think Lisa Bonet in the 80s… YUP.

9. More teenage content

It was the early 2000s, peak stupid teenage fluff. Let’s go all the way. I wanted to see Bella get wasted at a college party and Edward hauls her away and makes her an anti-hangover smoothie in the morning, idk.

10. Speaking of Edward… making him more Ginger and more likeable.

Edward is a fucking insufferable little cunt. I hate that man, but there was definitely a way for me to like him. Should’ve made him more ginger, honestly. A CURLY ginger to be more exact. With freckles. I wished he was more like a free spirited but also kind of academia vibe. Like yeah he wears old vintage sweaters, but he also likes to read books while laying in trees. I don’t know, anything to give that man more of a likable personality. He’s the leading man for fucks sake, I should be dropping my panties at the thought of him, why am I pulling them up and proceeding to cover myself with a trench coat. Do better.

11. A different author.

That speaks for itself.