#Theatrical Star Person Experiencing the Horrors < HORSE MAN WITH A CONFIRMED KILL COUNT

[chaos-squared-house]

Ik that rain said in their tumblr sexyman video that they thought Star would be the most likely to become one, but I honestly think that if dreamworld were more popular, another character would be the one to end up with the status…

And it’s this fUCKING HORSE

OF ALL THE CHARACTERS, I HONESTLY THINK THAT HE WOULD BE THE MOST LIKELY. Just. his personality, his voice, the fact that he’s a freaking grandfather, his wifi is dead, he’s the only character that you can, in good confidence, call a fucking idiot.

Lewis ticks off the boxes on the general criteria, but I think he lacks overall “tumblr sexyman vibes”? (This is potentially just because I’m so attached to him in a “you are so cool I wanna be like you” way)

You all know I’m right. This webbed site would want to kiss the murder grandpa horse. They would.