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It's weird how the anti-wokesters grandfather older media in as acceptable despite obvious "woke" elements.

Star Wars was anti-fascist. Blazing Saddles was anti-racist. The Matrix was transgender allegory. Terminator 2 made a cop the villain. Don't get me started on conservative Rage Against the Machine fans. And, of course, can't forget about Star Trek. They love George Carlin even though he would have hated them. Sure, he said Andrew Dice Clay can say what he wants and shouldn't be censored, but then criticized him for always punching down.

The best media has always been a progressive reflection of the time period it was created in. They just never consumed it with their hyper-analytical woke glasses.

If they would just let go of that they could start enjoying shit again.

They could watch episode 3 of The Last of Us and cry with the rest of us as Ron Swanson builds deathtraps for zombies, electrocutes interlopers, giggles at strawberries, and has hairy gay sex.

Don't they miss loving things?

Isn't loving things so much more satisfying than finding nitpicky reasons to hate things?

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brendan fraser won the critics choice award for best actor and i’ve never been more proud

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Scooby-doo is not a hard concept.

1. Four teenagers.

2. They are friends that deeply care for each other.

3. They solve mysteries.

4. THERE’S A TALKING DOG.

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Hey D&D enjoyers! Hasbro is trying to monopolize d&d and by extension wants the profit from all homebrew books, d&d podcasts/shows, and more! Sign this petition to tell them to FUCK OFF!

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Get you a friend like Jamie Lee Curtis

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Dolly Parton: “Don’tcha just hate the devil?”

My stoned agnostic ass:

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I think it’s time for scooby doo 3. if anything the first two movies have become even more popular / are headed towards cult classic status. the actors aren’t up to much so I think they have the time. but I want to be very specific — I don’t want “the gangs kids follow their parents footsteps and solve crimes”. no. that’s such a cheap and overused plot. I want middle aged mystery gang content. I want immortal non aging scooby doo. I want daphne going thru a patrick bateman skin care routine and teaching martial arts in a pink outfit. I want shaggy complaining about heart burn and downing a whole bottle of tums before every meal. fred being a male wife. velma cured cancer on accident. they all get together on the weekends to solve crimes. the plot is whimsical and our disbelief is fully suspended. the cgi is still terrible.

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I think that we as a society should collectively agree that being a billionaire is embarrassing and we should post about it more. Like we say “oh you’re a billionaire? So you like to make large hoards of money for yourself while paying your workers the bare minimum, contribute to the wealth gap and instead of using that money for good things you buy Twitter and ruin it? Ew dni”

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ive grown up in a world run by incomprehensibly rich people but at least they always tried to make decisions that didn't, yknow kill their businesses from the inside out. and you could sort of rely on that.

whatever the fuck elon is doing to twitter is throwing all of those expectations out the window. its like i'm watching a 50 car pile-up in excruciatingly slow motion.

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greta gerwig actually recreated a nuclear explosion without cgi for barbie

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I think Barbie and Cocaine Bear will sweep this year.

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I think Pinocchio telling Benito Musolini to eat shit was one of the best parts of the movie

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Everyone to Disney rn:

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The first trailer for Greta Gerwig's Barbie pays homage to Stanley Kubrick and Jacques Demy.

Watch.

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oh please oh please oh please oh please, fucking prayer circle