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Dahlia Petal Petiole
Artwork by @t-annuki
HOLY SMOKES LOOK AT THIS WOMAN
@t-annuki she's absolutely gorgeous!!!
AND HER NECKLACE 🤩
There's so much detail in it. I can't even tell you how incredibly happy I was when I saw it 😭🙌🏻😍
Thank you so much!
~Tags~
@leosgirl82 @sharpwindow @post-apocalyptic-daydream @eveandtheturtles @m1dnyt3-w0lf @raphsmuneca @happymoonangel @scholastic-dragon @tinkabelle19 @miss-andromeda
#thelaundrybitch#thelaundrybitch oc#thelaundrybitch au#my oc#oc dahlia#oc petal#the petioles#commissioned artwork#T-annuki
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@truffle-draws-turtles
💛💛💛💛💛
I NEVER do this. Unless it's for my best friend and muse and platonic soul mate @thelaundrybitch on her birthday 🙌🎉🥳 Drawing OCs is scary, ya'll!
BEHOLD! JEHANNET!
(At least as I see him, Bayverse style 💛)
Check out @thelaundrybitch 's J fics here
Check out the amazing @sharpwindow 's Jey fics here too!
Art by me! Do not steal, but by all means, reblog! 🙌
@post-apocalyptic-daydream @nittleboo @turtle-babe83 @tmnt-tychou @tinkabelle19 @sivy-chan-blog @red-phoenixxx @happymoonangel @scholastic-dragon @raisin-shell @androidships007 @angelicdavinci @aurora-the-kunoichi @android-cap-007 @drowninghell @doctorelleth @eveandtheturtles @fyreball66 @imthegreenfairy88 @memes-in-a-half-shell @narwals14 @pheradream-15
#thelaundrybitch#tmnt jehannet#jehannet#tmnt oc jehannet#tmnt oc j#oc jehannet#oc j#tmnt bayverse#leosgirl82#thelaundrybitch oc#tmnt oc#I love him so much
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I present to you all … SUNSHINE!
OC SUNSHINE ( not mine she belongs to this queen -> @thelaundrybitch )
Enjoy it beautiful! 💛☀️🧺
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One a day art challenge. Tina and the Turtle Gang hanging out. Also apart of the June All 4-1 TMNT Challenge (June 26th) @leosgirl82, @turtle-babe83 , and @thelaundrybitch
#my art#digital art#comics#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#oc tina kurama#tmnt all 4-1#tmnt all 4-1 challenge#thelaundrybitch#leosgirl82#turtlebabe83#prompt challenge#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles
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The Pocky Game (February TMNT all 4-1 Challenge)
The Pocky Game is nothing more than another silly game of Chicken. Tina love’s to play Chicken.
Here’s to February’s challenge! Everyone’s art and writings has been wonderful to see. You’re all doing fantastic~
@thelaundrybitch, @turtle-babe83
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Tina entered the lair to the sound of the boy’s gagging and saying how grossed out they are. Only half of them sounded genuinely grossed out while the others sounded playful. When Tina poked her head into the living room area of the lair, she saw that the turtle boys were standing off to the side as April and Casey were making out on a bench press, with Casey giving the boys the finger.
Tina chuckled at the sight. Then she moseyed her way over to stand by Raph and she asked, “Why are they making out with each other like they’re trying to set fire to the world?”
Raph crossed his arms as he shook his head at the two young women, “April brought a few packs of pocky and challenged Casey to the Pocky Game. Neither party has let up… As you can see.”
“Has anyone else been challenged yet?”
“Eh,” Leo said, “We don’t really like the idea of kissing April since it’s like kissing a sister, and I’m afraid Casey will bite our lips off.”
“But isn’t that the point of the Pocky Game? It’s just a more intimate version of playing Chicken.”
“If your so inclined then you challenge them,” Donnie huffed, “Maybe you can end this disturbing display.”
April unlocked her lips from Casey and said, “Boo! You just don’t understand us!” She theatrically threw an arm over her eyes and a smile twitched at the corners of her lips.
“Hey, Casey! I challenge you to the Pocky Game!”
“You’re on, Tengu Scum!”
Laughing giddily, Tina and April swapped places. April went to give Donnie a noogie and Tina got comfortable on the bench press in front of Casey.
As Casey got out the pocky sticks, Mikey said, “I didn’t take you for liking these kinds of games, Tina.”
“I like playing Chicken. It’s been one of the few games that I can happily play with most people before I met you guys. Not to brag or anything, but I usually won.”
“Uh, huh, and how much of that winning was you becoming bodily damaged?” Leo asked.
“… No comment,” Tina said as Casey handed her the pocky stick.
“You’re totally going to flinch first,” Casey stated confidently.
Tina gave the older girl a tight-lipped smile and nodded as the pocky stuck out of her mouth. Casey rested her hands on Tina’s shoulders and started nibbling down the chocolate covered biscuit stick. Tina held still, and she focused her gaze on Casey’s eyes. She has very pretty brown eyes that had little flecks of green in them, making them look like some off color of hazel. As Tina focused on Casey’s eyes, the older girl seemed to slow down as she got closer, then Tina saw her eyes focus on her gaze and she froze. Tina continued to stare, and her breath bounced back into her face from Casey’s face being so close. It was almost like Casey was holding her breath.
Then with a mighty push, Casey shoved Tina back as she flung herself backwards and gasped saying, “Fuck you and your weird ass thousand-mile stare!”
Tina couldn’t contain her giggling as she stood proud and said, “I am the Champion! Heed me, Casey Jones! I am superior!” She chewed up what was left of the pocky in her mouth and swallowed.
“Yah, yah!” Casey said as she got off the floor and went to April’s waiting arms.
April and the boys were snickering at her.
“If you all think you can do better against her than me, then you give it a shot,” Casey snapped at them.
Mikey took a step forward, “I’ll give it a go, if that’s okay with you Tina.”
“Yah! Let’s butt heads!” Tina was excited to keep playing the game.
Tina picked up the skewed box of pocky off the floor as she sat back down on the bench press. Mikey settled in front of her as she placed another biscuit stick in her mouth. Like Casey, Mikey grabbed Tina by the shoulders and slowly started nibbling the pocky down to her mouth. And like with Casey, she focused on Mikey’s eyes. He had deep black eyes, but as he got closer, she notice that he had little flecks of gold in his iris’. It was like looking into a miniature sky full of stars.
Mikey slowed down as he got closer, and his eyes moved like he was finally looking Tina in the eyes. Then the biscuit stick snapped at the base of Tina’s mouth as Mikey lifted his head up and fell backwards on the bench press, covering his eyes with his arms.
“Heck yah! I win again!” Tina cheered as she nibbled on what was left of the dry dessert in her mouth.
Mikey continued to keep his face covered as Casey said, “Not so easy now, is it!”
Everyone else was snickering.
Tina waved away Casey’s comment then she poked him on the knee, “You okay, bud?”
“It’s like I saw my life flash before my eyes,” Mikey stated as he sat up and avoided eye contact with her.
“I don’t blame you. That’s how I feel sometimes when I get in trouble with Dad.”
“Well related or not, you certainly inherited it, whatever “it” may be,” Mikey stated as he walked back to every one else.
“Who else wants to go against me?” Tina asked, as she hoped to keep playing. She really was enjoying just being with her friends and playing the stupid game.
Donnie stepped up. “Obviously, you two are just weak willed.” Mikey rolled his eyes and Casey stuck her tongue out at him, as he ignored them. “I’ll show you that my massive brain can handle whatever Medusa-like gaze our resident baby human has.”
Tina clapped for him enthusiastically as Leo and April booed him playfully. Raph only laughed at the spectacle. Donnie made himself comfortable on the bench press and Tina put another pocky in her mouth. Donnie kept his hands to himself as he started nibbling down the chocolate covered biscuit stick, but it also seemed like he was keeping eye contact with Tina the entire time.
He had an interesting pair of eyes. That being he has heterochromia, which Tina thought was really cool. It’s kind of hard to notice, but his left eye was definitely a lighter shade of brown than his right eye. His left eye had specks of blue and his right eye had specks of green in his brown eyes. Respectively, it was like looking at two stones that have been taken out of a riverbed.
Tina felt the faintest brush of Donnie’s snout against her nose before Donnie recoiled and threw his hands in the air saying, “Nope! Can’t!”
Leo laughed the loudest out of everyone as Donnie ran to his room. Tina pouted at that; she didn’t even get to goad him about her win. She chewed and swallowed what was left of the treat in her mouth.
Tina turned to the rest of her friends that were still sticking around when Leo spoke up. “Okay. Okay. I’ll show you guys how to really win. Obviously, we need to change the tactic here.”
Tina smiled at Leo as he walked over and sat on the bench press before her. Tina reached for the box but then Leo picked it up before her and stuck a pocky in his mouth.
“You do it to me. See how you like it,” Leo stated confidently around the dessert.
“I like the pocky just fine actually,” Tina said as she got on her feet and using both of her hands, grabbed Leo by the side of his head.
Leo’s eyes widened in shock form the contact and Tina could see that Leo had very dark blue eyes, like an ocean by a beautiful white sandy beach.
Then with no hesitation from the blond, chubby girl, Tina opened her mouth wide to let the pocky stick have as much room in her mouth as possible, before clamping her teeth on the treat. Her teeth scrapped against Leo’s lips when she bit down. Leo sat frozen as Tina let go of him and sat back down on the bench press, chewing the treat happily.
Tina turned to her other friends to see that they were just as shocked. She just waved happily at them since she won the game in record time, she figured they were just impressed with her speed and accuracy. Turning her attention back to Leo, what was left of his side of the pocky was on the bench press as his mouth hung open at her.
“Want a round two, or am I the official Pocky Queen?”
Raph came over and planted his big hand on her shoulder, “Let’s say you’re the Pocky Queen for the meantime.” Raph guided Tina up and away from Leo as he continued to look like he was blue screening.
Everyone was moving off to the part of the living room with the projection screen and couches as April and Mikey discussed what movies they wanted to watch.
“Did I do something wrong?”
“No. No. Just. I think we should let Leo think for a minute, that’s all,” Raph said.
Tina nodded sagely and said, “Ah. The loss must be a massive blow to his ego. Got it.”
The chubby, blond girl smiled at Raph’s giggling.
The group chose to watch Lou Jitsu: Unchained and they were halfway through the movie before Leo and Donnie rejoined the group. Tina almost thought that they were avoiding her for some reason, but then Donnie decided to sit next to her, and Leo was fangirling to her about a certain scene that was going to show up in the movie and so her worried thoughts were dashed. Tina was happy to have such cool friends who are willing to do stupid stuff with her.
#TMNT all 4-1#TMNT VDAY#turtle babe83#thelaundrybitch#leosgirl82#post apocalyptic daydream#tmnt tychou#nittleboo#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#fanfiction#oc-Tina Kurama#TMNT all 4-1 challenge
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Thanks for the tag @zombiesnips-blog ! 💖
Um YES?!
@leosgirl82 look who popped up first lmao 💛
Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!
..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)
@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle
#I'll say yes to this man any day#oc j#oc jehannet#tmnt oc j#tmnt oc Jehannet#TheLaundryBitch oc#thelaundrybitch#leosgirl82
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OSHA Liz
Artwork by @drowninghell
OSHA Safety Technician Liz Bueno from
A New Beginning
@drowninghell SHE'S AMAZING AND I LOVE HER!!!
Thank you so much! Your artwork is just gorgeous 🤩🥰💖
~tags~
@leosgirl82 @sharpwindow @post-apocalyptic-daydream @eveandtheturtles @m1dnyt3-w0lf @raphsmuneca @happymoonangel @scholastic-dragon @miss-andromeda @tinkabelle19 @coffeemarie25 @jurikyu-blog @meowph-132
#thelaundrybitch#thelaundrybitch OC#thelaundrybitch au#oc Liz Bueno#tmnt A New Beginning#ANB#fan art#drowninghell
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I NEVER do this. Unless it's for my best friend and muse and platonic soul mate @thelaundrybitch on her birthday 🙌🎉🥳 Drawing OCs is scary, ya'll!
BEHOLD! JEHANNET!
(At least as I see him, Bayverse style 💛)
Check out @thelaundrybitch 's J fics here
Check out the amazing @sharpwindow 's Jey fics here too!
Art by me! Do not steal, but by all means, reblog! 🙌
@post-apocalyptic-daydream @nittleboo @turtle-babe83 @tmnt-tychou @tinkabelle19 @sivy-chan-blog @red-phoenixxx @happymoonangel @scholastic-dragon @raisin-shell @androidships007 @angelicdavinci @aurora-the-kunoichi @android-cap-007 @drowninghell @doctorelleth @eveandtheturtles @fyreball66 @imthegreenfairy88 @memes-in-a-half-shell @narwals14 @pheradream-15
#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt fanart#tmnt art#tmnt bayverse#leosgirl82#thelaundrybitch#jehannet#tmnt jehannet#tmnt oc
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Spring Trees (March TMNT all 4-1 Challenge)
I chose the writing prompts: “Spring has sprung! And like said Spring, I too am sprung!” and *Shocked Whisper* “You wouldn’t!?”
I had a lot of fun with this month’s theme~~ Hope you guy’s enjoy!
@thelaundrybitch, @turtle-babe83
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It was spring. The trees had new greens sprouting on their branches. Birds were singing their sweet songs on the roof tops of New York. The world has a fresh new crispness that only happens when winter is thawed, and Tina was thriving. The chubby blond girl was working away on the roof top of her home, planting new sprouts and herbs into the raised garden bed and in her family greenhouse. Tina had finished planting the lavender cuttings when she heard the familiar swish/woosh sound of Leo’s portal opening.
Before Tina could say her hellos, Leo grabbed her by her shoulders and said, “We need your help!”
“Woah! What?” Tina found herself in the lair.
The lair was a mess. There were different tree roots poking out in random places and wrapped around chairs and poles and pillows. She heard an explosion going off in Raph’s room, April and Mikey were screaming about something from somewhere, and Splinter was crying over his broken tv in the middle of the lair. Donnie was nowhere to be found.
“Uh… Maybe we should get my dad for this,” she gestured vaguely to everything around her, “for whatever this is. What happened?”
Tree roots sprang out of the ceiling and walls and Leo cut them up with his twin katanas.
Leo turned to Tina and said, “Donnie has done something so incredibly stupid with his big old brain!”
“Oh, boy.” Tina dodged a root that wanted to spear her.
“He’s been messing with this weird tree plant thing and now this happened. I swear, if he’s dead because of this, I’m going to kill him,” Leo fumed.
Tina frowned too. “Now I’m mad. He promised me he’d consult me on the magical plants he planned on experimented. Promise breaker!” She shook her fist in the direction of Donnie’s lab.
Tina picked up the roots that Leo has been dicing up and examined it. The sap of the plant was blood red and it looked like it had the same consistency as blood. She licked it. It had a copper taste to it. Tina immediately spat it out and threw the root to the ground.
“Donatello Hamato! When I get my hands on you, you’ll wish this plant got to you first!” Tina shouted with every fiber of her being.
Leo looked at her in surprise as she stormed towards the kitchen. He immediately started following her. “So what’s the plant?”
“It’s a fucking Jubokko tree.”
Tina and Leo made it to the kitchen, and they found April and Mikey fighting the roots that were raiding the fridge and eating every kind of meat the Hamato family had on hand.
“Get! Out! Of! My! Kitchen!” Mikey grunted as he tried to beat back the roots with his nunchucks.
April was being chased around the kitchen island as she tried to avoid being stabbed by the roots. Leo immediately leapt in to help April.
“Mikey, where’s your mint extract?”
The orange coded turtled gave her a confused look, “Is this really the time for this?”
“Yes.”
“… It’s somewhere in my top cabinets where I keep all my other spices at.”
Finished with the meat in the fridge, the roots took Mikey’s momentary distraction and body slammed him into Tina. The blond girl and orange turtle were smacked hard into the opposite wall of the kitchen.
“Oh! You done it now,” April cried as she launched herself at the offending root and she started biting it mercilessly. The root started thrashing about like a bucking bronco. Leo ran over to the two of them. “Mikey! Tina! Are you two okay?”
Tina brushed off Leo as she got up with a pained grunt, rubbing her shoulders where she knows she’s going to be bruised. Then she started making her way for the cabinets. Mikey was less dismissive. “I’m fine, Leo. Have you had any luck getting to Donnie?”
Leo shook his head, then said, “No. It’s super dense in his lab. Using my katanas and portals weren’t working so that’s why Tina’s here.”
Mikey groaned in frustration. “We just got everything the way we liked it here! I don’t want Donnie’s experiments messing up our house!”
April was still viciously biting the root that had smacked Mikey and Tina while Leo reassured his little brother. Tina was over by the sink as she was filling up a spray bottle with one-part mint extract and two-part water. Shaking up the spray bottle, Tina walked over to the root that April was on. Then she sprayed it.
The root began to steam and shrivel from the mint and water mix and finally hung limp in April’s mouth as she sat on the floor. The black girl spat the dead root out of her mouth.
“Ugh! It tastes like blood and raw meat!” April spat out the root’s flavor from her mouth and she dry-heaved once.
“Yah. Jubokko’s don’t taste the best,” Tina stated as she helped April to her feet.
“Is mint extract really the only way to defeat this tree?” Leo asked, looking exasperated by the simple method.
“No. We could burn the tree down, this is just less destructive,” Tina stated as she emphasized her point by shaking the spray bottle.
“I have more mint extract and water bottles. I can make more,” Mikey said.
“No. This will do. Mikey. Will you actually make a boiling bucket of water and fill it with mint extract, lemon juice, and jalapeño extract. We’ll need it for the actual tree and not just for its roots,” Tina asked.
Mikey saluted. “You can count on me.
“I’ll stay and help Mikey,” April stated, “You and Leo go get Donnie.”
“Oh, we’re way ahead of you!” Leo said as he grabs Tina’s wrist and started pulling her towards Donnie’s lab.
The whole family was kept busy by the roots, even with Tina’s home remedy killing off the roots. It just wasn’t killing off the tree itself. Splinter and Raph were keeping the roots from trying to going outside of the lair while Mikey and April worked together to make the weird concoction. Leo and Tina were the main force driving themselves through Donnie’s lab as Tina sprayed and Leo chopped through the roots.
Eventually, after so long and Tina was officially out of her spray bottle mixture, Leo and Tina made it to the heart of the problem in Donnie’s lab. A normal looking tree had taken full root in the middle of Donnie’s lab. Donnie himself was fused inside of the tree and his eyes were blood red.
The tree spoke through Donnie. “Spring has sprung! And like said Spring, I too am sprung! You and your pathetic attempts to destroy me mean nothing. I will continue to grow! I will feed for now and forever!”
Tina pulled out her little fan and said, “Oh shut up, you stupid hunk of wood.” Tina began to glow pink as she used her magic to physically restrain the evil tree.
Leo chopped away more roots that tried to spear the both of them. “Tina, what are you doing?”
“I’m trying… To forcefully… Separate Donnie… From the tree,” Tina grunted as she held out her fan as a focus.
The tree popped, but the Jubokko only laughed through Donnie.
“Leo! Tina! It’s ready!” Mikey yelled from the entrance of Donnie’s lab.
With a swipe of his wrists, Leo made a portal and April and Mikey stepped through, holding a large pot together that steamed like a sauna. The smell that came out of the pot was an unpleasant smell, like what happens when you mix all the colors of a finger paint project together. The steam shriveled up the leaves of the Jubokko and its smug laugh died instantly.
“You wouldn’t,” it whispered in shock.
“Oh, wouldn’t we!?” April spat at the evil tree.
“Dump it there,” Tina pointed at the area of the tree where the roots and trunk connect.
April kicked over the giant pot and Leo caught the liquid with his portal and made another portal appear at where Tina directed. As soon as the liquid touched the tree, the Jubokko possessed Donnie screamed in agony. Tina managed to force the tree away from Donnie and pull him out of the tree, before the Jubokko could die and take Donnie with it.
The tree shriveled up as Tina pulled Donnie’s unconscious body towards them using her wind magic. Once Donnie was within reach, Leo, Mikey, and April grabbed him and held him. Soon Raph and Splinter ran into Donnie’s Lab.
“Is he okay?”
“How’s Purple? How is my son?”
Raph and Splinter asked at the same time.
“He’s a bit bruised, but he looks okay,” April said.
Donnie groaned as he started to come to. “Ugh. I feel awful.”
“Do you think you can stand,” Mikey asked.
“Yah I think so.”
“Are you feeling okay,” Tina asked, once Donnie was on his feet.
“That’s debatable,” Donnie said as rubbed at his head like he had a headache.
“Good.” Tina said. Then she decked him.
Everyone gasped as Donnie buckled from the force and fell on his ass.
“Ow!” Donnie yelled as he grabbed his jaw. “What was that for!?”
Tina grabbed Donnie by the lip of his upper plastron as she stood over his form. “What in god’s name were you thinking? Are you trying to die? Are you trying to kill everyone you care and love? Do you have any idea in how much danger you were in? Like truly? Do you understand just how stupid and dangerous and scary this all was? You could have died! Your family could have died! And for what Donatello? Tell me! What the fuck were you doing with a Jubokko!?”
The turtle fam looked on in shocked silence. Donnie was tongue tied for a moment from the tears that Tina was sheading as she shook with fear and anger.
“I—I thought it’d be… advantageous to make an emergency blood bank out of a Jubokko.”
Tina let go of Donnie’s plastron and groaned into her hands as she walked away from him to try and compose herself. As Tina was wiping away her tears, Leo and April helped Donnie back up onto his feet. Mikey held Donnie’s hand more to comfort himself than to comfort Donnie. Raph and Splinter looked on silently, not knowing what they could add to the situation. Splinter put his hand on Raph’s forearm as a comforting gesture.
Tina turned back around and said in an even voice, “You want to play with magical plants? Fine. Every day, at 4pm, you are coming over to my house and you are going to study how to actually work with plants. This situation will never happen again, do you understand me?”
Donnie nodded.
“Good. Leo, portal me back home. I have sugar beats that still need planting today.”
Without another word Leo made a portal appear, and Tina left the turtle fam to clean up the mess that Donnie’s experiment caused.
#TMNT All 4 - 1#TMNT All 4 - 1 Challenge#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#fanfiction#writing prompts#turtle babe83#thelaundrybitch#leosgirl82#post apocalyptic daydream#tmnt tychou#nittleboo#oc-Tina Kurama
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You know... I wanted to make a big character sheet of Shiro for @thelaundrybitch and @replicasey 'cause they asked about my OC.
But my impulsive demonic ass wanted to draw some stupid interaction between her and Leo...
She calls him "nutcase"
He calls her "chickenleg"
They love each other in a indescribable way. But in this world you are not allowed to love more than one being, right?
Right?
I will deliver some background story soon. Promise.
If you are curious now - klick here
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My patreon 18+
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Attention please.
The turtles you find on my site are all aged up, unless they are turtle tots (obviously)
#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt art#unpause rottmnt#rottmnt donnie#rise donnie#my art#donnie#sketch#fanfic#rottmnt fanfic#donnie x oc#donnie x reader#smut#lemon#rise leo#future donnie#future leo#rottmnt leo#aged up#leo#the rise and fall of contradiction
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Dustin Ivy Petiole
Artwork by @t-annuki
LOOK AT THIS SASSY LITTLE SHIT!
Holy crow @t-annuki SHE'S PERFECTION 🤌🏽
Thank you so much! I just love your artwork!
More about Dusty... HERE
~Tags~
@leosgirl82 @sharpwindow @shiftandshade @post-apocalyptic-daydream @scholastic-dragon @m1dnyt3-w0lf @eveandtheturtles @red-phoenixxx @happymoonangel
#thelaundrybitch#thelaundrybitch au#thelaundrybitch oc#my oc#oc dusty#oc dustin ivy#the petioles#Commissioned by T-annuki#t annuki
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🎃🧉🐈⬛🖤Pinned Masterpost!🖤🐈⬛🧉🎃
Hello, welcome to my catch-all blog! You can just call me T'Witch! (Nickname curtesy of @thelaundrybitch) She/her and almost 30
Tumblr banner made by the amazing @thegirlwiththeninjaturtletattoos
My main hyper-fixation right now is TMNT (Specifically Bayverse, but I reblog all iterations). I have not WATCHED Rise!TMNT or TOTTMNT yet, but I reblog and enjoy it still.
I DO NOT REBLOG/POST TCEST CONTENT
I reblog and create NSFW content, so minors please DNI
🎃🧉🐈⬛🖤♡Request Rules♡🖤🐈⬛🧉🎃
ALL NINJA TURTLES ARE OF AGE IN ALL NSFW CONTENT
Art requests As of right now, I am a little slow with art, so I will not be taking any art requests.
Writing requests WILL DO - Canon x reader fluff and smut (mainly feminine/gender neutral reader) - Canon x OC (As long as a good example is provided) - Lighter side of BDSM (spanking, light bondage, dom/sub etc.) - Headcanon, scenarios, prompts - Light angst (example: depression/anxiety episode or injuries that don't kill the injured) WON'T DO - Non-con/dub-con - T-cest - Yandere/yangire or whatever the specific names are - Hard/extreme angst (Death/murder, abuse, or toxic scenarios) - AU's I don't own or have no knowledge of - DDLG/Age regression - Mutant Mayhem/Tales of/Rise TMNT (I reblog them only)
Below are links and my taglist! If you want to be added, please message me
♡Original OCs♡
Myrtha
♡Nucleotidal-wave AU♡
Chapter 1
Art x
♡Headcannons♡
Boggle! - (Bayverse) Rats do this thing called 'boggle' when their happy, here's how the boys react to Master Splinter doing it
Unfrosted poptarts - (Bayverse) Unfrosted poptarts are BULLSHIT! (co-wrote with the amazing @thelaundrybitch )
Pizza rolls/hot pocket - (Any iteration) Mikey doesn't like pizza rolls or hot pockets, that is all.
Amnesia headcanons - (Bayverse) How the boys react to the reader having amnesia (slight angst, happy ending)
♡Oneshots & Short fics♡
Protecting his Peace part 1 part 2 - (Bayverse) Reader protects Raph's peace when no one else does, simple fluff and random plot idea.
Boxing therapy - (Bayverse) Reader has a terrible day and Raph suggests boxing it out (Inspired by a quote by @thegirlwiththeninjaturtletattoos )
Weapon accessory gifts - (Bayverse or can translate to any) The turtles get reader a weapon/accessory to keep them safe. Feminine reader.
Sincerity part 1 - (Bayverse) Shy reader with a nervous stutter is never sure Mikey truly means it when he flirts with her, so he figures out a way to prove his sincerity.
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𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐇𝐞𝐫 - 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐨 [𝐛𝐚𝐲𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞]
notes: not a request even tho i have loads of those that i need to be working on lmao. this is self indulgent as yesterday was my bday and i love mikey hehe. he's so underrated askifeigvgh- but thats okay, cuz that means i don't have to share him~ ^3^ too tired to edit so pls ignore any and all mistakes. thankies. <33 and that gif-- fjssksjdjgu so hot. O//.//O too tired for spam tonight, but have this imagine to make up for it!
warnings: mature langauge/swearing. tooth rotting fluff.
tags: @thelaundrybitch @rheawritesforfun @digitl-art-monstr @leosgirl82 @turtle-babe83 @mysticboombox @drowninghell @squirrelfurs @lec743 @post-apocalyptic-daydream @bibiz82 @raphslovemuffin80 @raphielover @tmntspidergirl
(If you would like to be tagged in my future TMNT realted posts (let me know if you want just reader insert stuff or if you want OC related content included) feel free to lemme know and I'll happily add you!)
Thank you for reading! Have a lovely day/night! Stay safe and make sure to take care of yourselves! I'm sending all the virtual hugs to you~! <3
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"Happy bir-" Michelangelo sputtered as a pillow was launched in his face, cutting off his singing. He pursed his lips in a pout as he gazed down towards a very grumpy and tired looking Y/n.
"It's 4:30 in the morning." She hissed.
"Told you she'd be pissed." Raph grumbled from behind Mikey, arms crossed over his muscular chest. Leo and Donnie were there too, and didn't seem surprised by this at all. "Technically," Donnie added, pushing up his glasses with a finger. "We all did."
"Awe, c'mon Angelcakes. It's your special day!" Mikey plopped down on her bed, making the mattress squeak and bounce under his weight. Y/n glowered, turning away from him and onto her side.
"It's 4:30 in the fucking morning." she repeated, as if that answered everything.
Mikey huffed, "Y/n," he drawled out her name, poking her side teasingly. "We have the whole day planned. And there'll be cake and presents~"
Y/n sat up, hair a mess and looking like she was about to murder somebody. "Mikey," she grabbed her alarm clock next to her bed and shoved it into his face. He snorted and shoved it away. "Y/n." he mimicked her tone, a smirk practically plastered to his pretty green face.
Y/n's shoulders sagged in annoyance. "Can't this wait till tomorrow?"
"Technically-" Her glare shut Donnie up and he flashed a sheepish and slightly apologetic smile.
"No. It can't. C'mon, don't be a party pooper. It'll be fun." Mikey tucked a few strands of her wild hair behind her ear and Y/n's cheeks warmed at the action.
"You know what will be fun?"
"Hmm?"
Y/n flopped back down and pulled her covers over her head. "Going the fuck to sleep."
Mikey rolled his eyes and let out a comically long sigh. "I guess you leave me no choice." Y/n shrieked as the blanket was pulled off of her, eveloping her in cold and causing a chill to run through her bones. Before she could so much as blink, Mikey grabbed her and hoisted her into his arms. "Leo, grab her something nice to wear. Raph and Donnie, to the batmobile!"
"Mikey I swear to- Leo you better not- put me down! Guys this isn't funny! I'm only wearing a t-shirt and undies!" Y/n slapped Mike's shell a few times but he didn't seem to care.
"Nothing we haven't seen before babes. Well, at least I haven't." Mikey teased, reaching up with his free hand and patting her bum. Y/n's face blossomed in heat and she covered it with her hands in embarrasment.
"I'm disowning all of you." She grumbled and Leo's lips lifted into a tiny smirk. "We're not related so you can't disown us."
"Unfortunetly, Fearless is right. You couldn't get rid of us even if you tried, Tiny." Y/n removed her hands from her face to glare at Raph who was clearly amused by this whole ordeal. She stuck her tongue out towards him and he mocked her by doing the same.
"Assholes. All of you are assholes."
"If it helps, I said we should just wait till 7 at the earliest." Donnie spoke up, "I know how much you like to sleep."
"And that's why you're my favourite."
Mikey slapped her ass causing the h/c haired female to yelp in surprise. "Mikey! What the hell?!"
"As your boyfriend, I should be your favouite." He stated with a huff. Though if she could see his face, she could see the amusement dancing in his eyes. Y/n once again slapped his shell, as it was the only thing she could reach being thrown over his shoulders like she was.
"You dink!"
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When they finally got back to the lair, Y/n was surpised to see the entire place decked out. There were balloons and streamers. Fairylights, lanterns and candles. A playlist made up of her favourite songs seeping out of some speakers. They even had a disco ball creating soft sparkles of light. And snacks galore.
Y/n's eyes began to water and she reached up to cover her mouth with her hands. "You guys.." Her voiced wavered and she turned to look up at all of them with a happy tears pricking the corners of her eyes. "Thank you. You didn't have to do all of this."
"Don't thank us, it was Mikey's idea." Leo hummed, smiling down towards his friend.
"We did most of the work tho-" Raph was elbowed by the leader and he shot him a look.
Mikey all but beamed down towards his girlfriend. And even though she was in nothing but an oversized shirt and underwear, with her hair a frazzled mess and tear streaks on her face. He swore she had never looked more beautiful. Y/n didn't hesitate to wrap her arms around him, which he gratefully accepted. Scooping her up in his arms and giving her a good squeeze. She cupped his face in her hands and peppered the entire thing with kisses. Earning a happy chortle and a cute churr from the mutant.
"Thank you, Mikey baby. I love you." She mumbled, resting her forehead against his own.
"Not as much as I love you." He cooed and Raph groaned in annoyance. Faking a gag.
Y/n rolled her eyes as Mikey set her down and then she went to hug all three brothers. "Thank you guys."
"You're welcome." Donnie and Leo said in unison. But Raph could only smirk, "What, no kiss?" he teased and this time it was Y/n who elbowed him.
Y/n went to the bathroom to get changed into what Leo grabbed for her as well as get ready for the rest of the day. While she did that, the four brothers went into the kitchen to prepare her birthday breakfast.
Michelangelo made the pancake batter and worked on crisping up some turkey bacon.
Donatello started on making coffee, tea, and pink lemonade for the group.
Leonardo washed and cut up some fresh fruit.
And Raphael set up the table.
It didn't take long for Y/n to come back, wearing a cute sun dress and hair no longer a mess. She even had a bit of makeup on. Her eyes lit with amusement as she watched them all do their own thing. Raph, who had finished with the table a good while ago, was now sneaking fruit from Leo who looked like he was about to murder him. Donnie was munching on a pop tart, holding a cup of coffee in one hand as he watched Leo and Raph bicker. And Mikey was singing along to whatever song was playing, completely distracted with trying not to burn the food.
Y/n walked up to her mutant boyfriend and pecked him on the cheek in greeting, stealing a blueberry from a bowl that was sitting next to him.
"Hey, whatcha making?"
"Blueberry pancakes, your favourite." He mused, bending down to capture her mouth in a saccharine kiss. She hummed against his lips, whisking herself away to make herself a cup of coffee.
"You have good taste, Lee." She mused, leaning against the counter next to Donnie and stealing a nibble of his pop tart. He didn't seem to mind.
Leo smiled, glad she had liked what he picked out for her. "It is your dress, so I didn't do much."
Y/n shrugged, "Still. You picked well."
They chatted for a bit among themselves before Leo left to get Splinter and they all sat down at the table to munch on a very early breakfast. And despite still being tired, Y/n had to admit, she was having a great time and was glad they pulled her out of bed.
After breakfast, they all helped clean up before playing a bunch of board and card games. This included monopoly, uno, the game of life, gin rummy, and poker. Of course, Mikey wanted to play strip poker- but it was clear it was only to see Y/n in her birthday suit.
After playing for a few hours, April, Casey and Vern came down to the lair. Bringing lunch which consisted of burgers and french fries.
They talked and laughed for a while as they ate. Y/n had her legs splayed across Mike's lap and he rest his hands on them. Giving them a soft squeeze every now and then.
Eventually, half way during the conversastion, Y/n grew quiet. Simply staring at Mikey with a small and content smile on her soft pink lips. Mikey, feeling her gaze, turning his baby blues onto her with a grin. "What's up?" He hummed, squeezing her leg again.
"You're beautiful." She mumbled, smile only growing.
Mikey's face heated with a blush and she swore he shone as bright as the sun. "Aren't I supposed to say that to you?"
Y/n shrugged. "I guess I beat you to it."
Mikey let out a small laugh. "I guess you did. C'mere." He reached for her hand and pulled her onto his lap, wrapping his arms around her from behind and planting a few tender kisses to the exposed skin of her shoulder. Y/n bit her lip to contain her giggles, hardley being able to stop from grinning as he rest his chin on her shoulder and continued talking to the group as if this little interaction had never happened.
After lunch, they piled into the living room to play some video games and watch one of Y/n's favourite tv series with her. She chose Gossip Girl, and she wasn't surprised when they all got into it.
Even Raph who tended to claim he didn't like to watch "girl shows". Everyone always knew he was bullshitting.
"He's so hot." April hummed, leaning back in her seat and missing the offended look on Casey's face.
"I know." Y/n hummed, "Chuck Bass is the best."
"I thought I was the best." Mikey teased from next to her, biting her cheek softly.
"True. But he's.."
"Chuck Bass." April chimed and Y/n giggled at the reference. "Also true."
"I don't get it, why aren't Blair and Chuck together when it's so clear they wanna be with each other?" Raphael grumbled, gesturing towards the two on the television.
"Because he's afraid to feel." Casey piped up, making it sound so obvious.
"Maybe he doesn't want to corrupt her?" Donnie added, sipping a juice box contendedly.
"I think it's because he just wants to have sex with multiple girls. He's not the settling type." Vern said, popping a chip into his mouth. "In other words, a man whore."
April and Y/n shared a look. "I think he's talking about himself here."
"Yes, he must be." They jested and Vern rolled his eyes. His phone beeped and he was quick to pull it out to check the notification.
"That's work. I gotta cut this party short, I'm afraid." He stood up, handing the chip bag to Raph before approaching Y/n and planting a quick kiss to her temple. "Happy birthday, kiddo."
Y/n smiled, accepting the small box he handed to her. She opened it up, revealing a gold necklace with a single gold daisy pendant. "Awe, Vern, it's beautiful. Thank you." She pried Mikey's arm off of her and stood to give him a quick hug. Vern seemed rather pleased with himself that she liked his gift. (He actually called April for tips to make sure he got her something she liked-)
"You're welcome, Y/n. I'll see you later." He said his goodbyes to the rest of the group before leaving.
Mikey helped Y/n put her necklace on and then they continued watching a few more episodes of Gossip Girl before deciding to order dinner, which was chinese. April and Casey decided to pick it up but they had a while before it was ready so they played some COD Black Ops 2 zombies to pass the time.
Y/n lay comfortably against Mikey as he played with Casey, Raph and Leo. Donnie elected to sit on the sidelines and watch. He, April and Y/n were currently betting on who would kill the most zombies.
Casey was in last place, as predicted. But Raph actually won by three more kills than Mikey.
Y/n groaned as she slapped a five dollar bill in Donnie's exposed hand. She had bet on Mikey, of course. While April bet on Leo. Casey seemed mildly offended by that, which she found amusing.
After enjoying a delicious dinner, which Y/n couldn't even finish since there was so much of it. Thankfully, Mikey was more than willing to eat her leftovers. They went back into the living area for Y/n to open her gifts.
Casey was first, he had gotten her a lovely new hoodie in her favourite color. With a pair of socks with turtles on them. Which she found utterly fantastic.
April was next, she got Y/n her favourite body spray, lotion, and a pack of scrunchies. Paired with a bottle of wine and a gift card to one of her favourite shops.
Leo followed, he got her some new teas to try and two adorable mugs for her growing collection.
Raph went next, giving her a massive blanket which he had knit himself. This was paired with a few plushies as he knew she loved them. One of them was even a turtle.
Donnie went after Raph, as Mikey insisted on being last. He got her a gift card to her favourite coffee shop/cafe as well as three new books she had be itching to get her hands on.
Master Splinter followed Donnie. He had gotten Y/n some new potted plants he had picked out just for her. One which included her favourite kind of flowers. He also gave her a scrap book he made with pictures of his sons when they were younger. They all groaned and complained at that, but there was no way in hell she wasn't seeing and keeping those photos.
Finally, it was Mikey's turn.
He had gotten her some fancy pens and a new journal because he knew she was an aspiring writer and loved to write. He also gave her some handmade jewlery he had made specially for her. She adored the turtle charm hanging from one of the bracelets. This followed by an acrylic painting of the city. Yes, he painted it himself. And then a small leather book that looked quite worn.
Y/n's eyebrows furrowed and she glanced up at him in question. But Mikey could only smile down at her, clearly excited, and even a tad nervous, for her to see what was inside.
When she opened the book, Y/n's eyes widened in shock. She was so gobsmacked, she didn't know what to say.
The entire thing was filled with his drawings. And they weren't drawings of just anything, they were all of her.
Tears pooled in those big e/c orbs of hers as she flipped through the sketch book. Pencil, charcol, pen, colored pencil- you name it. He used it all. And that wasn't the only thing. Each drawing had a date scribbled in his writing. And it started long before they had even started dating.
"Oh my god.. Mikey.." Her voice wavered and lip trembled as she continued to look at the drawings.
She remembered some of them, too. As some were drawn during specific moments. Like one where she was reading a book while leaning against her bedroom window as it rained. One where she was flower picking out in the country on a trip they took one time. Another where she was hunched over her desk, writing away in one of her many journals.
Turning to face her beloved boyfriend, Y/n couldn't help but cry as she embraced him. Throwing her arms around his neck and nuzzling her face into him. Mikey could only laugh, shoulders shaking lightly as he wrapped his arms around her, pressing his face into her shoulder and taking a large inhale.
The other's sent them looks, clearly confused on why she was crying and what was in the book. Donnie reached over and grabbed it gently, clicking his tongue once he saw what was inside.
"Do you like it?" Mikey mumbled, and Y/n pulled away a bit so she could look at him in astonishment. "Do I like it? Mikey, I love it. This is the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me. Thank you." He cupped her face with his much larger hands and swiped away her still falling tears.
"Of course, anything for my Angelcakes." He hummed, pressing a kiss to her cute nose. "I love you."
Y/n's heart swelled, she didn't think she could ever feel more happy. "I love you more."
"I love you most." Michel quipped, quoting Tangled and making Y/n roll her eyes playfully. "Impossible." She hummed, pressing a firm but tender kiss to his lips.
"Wow, Mike, you really went all out huh?" Casey mused, after chancing a peak inside the sketchbook.
Mikey beamed, "Like I said, anything for her."
"You just had to out do us, ya little shit." Raph teased, smirking towards his younger brother.
"But of course."
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After chatting for a while they put in some of Y/n's favourite movies. Eventually, April and Casey had to leave and wished everyone a goodnight and Y/n one final happy birthday before leaving together.
One by one the mutant turtles left, until it was just Michelangelo and Y/n left.
A movie still played in the background and they were laying on the couch, all cuddled up under Y/n's new blanket together.
Mikey's hand rubbed her back, slowly moving up and down while she rest her cheek against his chest. Legs tangled together and hearts beating as one.
"Are you still mad that I woke you up so early?" Michel asked, glancing away from the screen and towards his beloved.
Y/n moved her head so she was looking up at him. She couldn't help but smile. "No. This was quite possibly the best birthday I've ever had. Thank you." She leaned up and brushed her lips against his own and Mikey hummed in delight.
"I'm glad. That's all I wanted... But y'know.. there is one gift I haven't given you yet."
Y/n arched a brow in confusion before she noticed the massive smirk crawling onto his face. "Mikey, we can't do it here-" she was cut off as once again Mikey delivered a swift smack to her ass. Y/n squealed and Mikey took this chance to flip the two of them so she was on the bottom.
Then he peppered her entire body with kisses. ;)
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Jess!!! (According to Jess)
(A/N: This is a breakdown of my OC with a twist. This is also set well past the Gravity Arc, so beware of spoilers ahead)
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Hey there everyone! I'm Jess! (She/Her) 😁
I was told that I've been getting some love here, so I stole a questionnaire thingy from @thelaundrybitch (go check out her OCs, they're delightful and I wish we lived in the same universe), Frankenstein'd it a little, and did the thing!
Content Warnings for sex, drugs, violence, and more of our favorite things.
Hey, it's me, don't tell her, but she's got a habit of downplaying herself, so I'm gonna proofread this shit for accuracy. 😘
- R
Physical Stats
Full name: Jessica Anne Jones
Nicknames/Alies': Jess, Princess <-mine.
Born: October 9, 1996 (28 yrs old)
Star Sign: Libra, but I don't put a lot of stock in astrology
Place of Birth: A stained mattress in a torched out crack house in Queens, in between bumps of whatever god my birth portal had decided to pray to that evening.
She gets poetic about shit she doesn't want to talk about.
Species: 100% Pure, Unfiltered Human... Until my mutation. Now I'm not entirely sure what I am. Mutant, I guess? I'm still effectively human, but I'm a bit tougher, I suppose.
D says she's somehow both in the middle and way beyond all of us. All I know is they fucked with the Ooze. Then they fucked with my girl and found out.
Height: -5'-
Perfect
Weight: -115lbs-
Perfect
Gender: -Woman (mostly). You know, I've never really gotten the whole "gender," thing. I'm generally pretty fem, but can't honestly say that I've landed on *one*. Pronouns are she/her, and I look like my assigned gender, so that's what people call me by default, but I'll honestly answer to anything.-
Perfect
Skin: Pale as fuck. I used to have to try really hard to avoid going out in the sun because I tan/burn easily. NOT ANYMORE. I blame them *points vaguely behind me*, so thanks? I guess? I've also got freckles.
Okay, so when she says "freckles" I know you're picturing a cute little dusting here and there, but girl looks like the night sky. It's unreal. -They taste pretty good, too 😈-
Scars:
Right ankle where I had to remove a tracking chip.
Bitch carved it out with a broken bottle like a fucking G.
Left eyebrow, left upper arm, right abdomen from when I got beaten up while I was kidnapped once.
Not my best moment.
Very light vein scars up my left arm that spread up across my shoulder and back, disappearing into my hair. From being injected with the Ooze against my will.
You should've seen her trash talking those dicks. If I hadn't been so fucking scared I'd have been proud as hell.
Eyes: blue-gray
They're like the color of the sky right before sunrise starts, but they've got a little gold right in the middle that looks like a sunflower. When she's really mad, they turn kind of green.
Hair: Wavy and down to my mid back, black with brown bangs. Usually up in a messy bun during the day. Usually down and styled when working. Braided buns when I'm *working*.
Full on opium-style addicted to her amber conditioner. -very grabbable 😈-
Clothing: I usually try to be pretty put together, while still rocking the traditional graphic-tee-jeans/skirt-boots nerd combo. When I want to get dressy I like to keep it classy, the "little black dress" is pretty standard. I do still have my Maid of Honor dress from April's wedding because I can't bring myself to get rid of it: a floor length vintage green silk number with a slit that's probably illegal in some counties in Utah. It's gorgeous, but It's still in the back of the closet, because I'm not sure how Red would feel about me wearing it. That night was kind of intense.
I did not know she still had that dress...
Make up: Very light/natural 90% of the time. Classy neutrals while I'm working.
Okay, so she's got this cherry red lipstick she wears on special occasions that don't wear off for HOURS, and I owe the lady who came up with that shit a bottle of whatever the fuck she wants.
Tattoos: the Kanji for "Beauty" (美) in red on my right shoulder. I moved back to LA for ten months, and about two weeks into that particular adventure I got pretty homesick. Red's always been my Beast. 🥰
This was before we figured our shit out, and I swear when I saw it for the first time I almost told her everything.
Piercings: ears: Lobes (3L/3R - usually with something dangley in the first hole), Cartilage (2L/3R, usually rings and occasionally a cuff), left nostril (ring/post), right eyebrow (ring/bar)
She had a navel piercing, but it kept catching on my shell, so that one's on me. She says it's fine, but it was really hot, so kinda bummed about that.
Signature Color: don't have one
Mine.
Occupation: Musician. I play piano and sing at a bar called Songbirds.
Also a professional badass.
Hobbies/Likes: D&D/TTRPGs, music, arts and crafts
She's on that nerd shit and it's hot as hell.
Spirituality: Eclectic Pagan. My spirituality is pretty fluid, but it's hard not to be in awe of the natural world when I'm in love with a force of nature.
Could say the same about her.
Illnesses/Disabilities: I'm Autistic with lower social needs, but higher sensory needs. Red's skin is my favorite stim.
She also likes hugs. 🥰
Drugs/Alcohol: I don't really drink, never developed a taste. Big fan of weed. Helps with my body's sensory bullshit. Try to get Red to take it more to ease the pain he has in his *everywhere*. Made the mistake of treating the boys' weed as if anything about them is normal, and ended up falling asleep in Raph's lap.
She was adorable for the 5 minutes she was awake.
Relationships:
Casey: my big brother. We were both in foster care and ended up in the same group home. We looked out for each other, and the day he turned 18 he was at the courthouse with the guardianship papers. 🥰
When Casey somehow found out that Jess and I were going to have the "us" talk, and pulled me aside. I thought I was gonna have to beat his ass, but I didn't, which was nice.
April: Best gal pal on the planet (on par with Lani). I knew April before the boys, and when Casey told me he was thinking of proposing and then took FOR-E-VER to do so, I threatened to fucking do it myself.
Between these two, fuck, even on their own, Casey and me don't stand a chance.
Leo (He/Him): At first, I thought he didn't really like me, but then Mike explained that's just how he is with new people. Cordial. Now, while we still don't see eye-to-eye on a lot of things, when he isn't feeling the need to be a hard ass, he's actually a lot of fun to be around. There is a mutual respect and understanding that we have completely different and entirely valid approaches to the same things. Late night insomnia induced philosophy talks with Leo over tea are honestly incomparable. CAN GET SILLY! It doesn't happen often, but once in a while, when patrols have been easy and their long list of enemies has been quiet, he loosens up. This is my favorite Leo. I'm pretty sure it's his, too. And I'm pretty sure we all wish we got to see him more often.
They get along really well most of the time, but she's not afraid to call him out on his bullshit when he's acting like a dick. A few months ago something happened, I don't know what (relax, nothing like that), but there's been less tension.
Donnie(He/They): My best friend in the whole wide world. I help in the lab occasionally. Specs and I play D&D online, where I introduced him to my friend Cassie and they hit it off really well which oh no who expected that to happennnn..... 😈
Can't say I'm surprised. And Cassie sounds really nice.
Mikey(He/They): The whole ass reason I met the boys in the first place. S-Tier smoking buddy. I'm usually worried about him, and try to pay attention to where is head is at. A few months ago I started worrying less. Turns out it was about the time he met Lani, hmmmmmm....
I swear this bitch will try to set up just about anyone. She's a sucker for love (not that I'm complaining, believe me). Best big sis to my little bro. Really good at noticing when his heads in a rough place.
Master Splinter (He/Him): The calm in the storm. Sense of humor drier than the Sahara, but funny as HELL. My relationship with splinter is just... comfort. Safety. If I had a dad, I'd want it to be him.
She does and he is.
Cassandra (she/her): CASSIE! She was my best friend in high school and now helps runs the Reptile House at the San Diego zoo! She's also a vet/geneticist. We play D&D on Saturdays and she and D have been getting along swimmingly. 😁
Never talked to her, but seems really nice, and I've learned to trust Jess' judge of character.
Lani (They/Them/Any): Fab as FUCK. Best shopping/tik tok/rainbow fun buddy. Taught me how to do a smokey eye that FULLY DOUBLED my tips. I adore them. They're pretty new to the group, a friend of Mike's, and they both insist there's nothing more there but BITCH I SEE YOU.
Lani and Jess are a trip when they get going. Complete chaos. Fun as hell to watch. Zero volume control.
Raph (he/him): Okay, so I left this one for last, because putting any of this into tangible words is really hard. But I'm gonna try. So here it goes. and I promise I'll try and keep it short.
Meeting Raphael was like meeting a literal force of nature, it had the same feeling as if a Mountain just rocked up on you and started talking (see what I did there?). He was beautiful, and I wish there was a better way to describe him, but it's kind of the same feeling as seeing Niagara Falls for the first time. You just realize the world is so much bigger and more wonderful than you could possibly imagine.
It took is a long time to finally reach "us," longer than it should have. But now that we're here if was worth every minute. "Love" doesn't really work, it feels too normal. What we are to each other... I'm not sure there is actually a word for it. Personally, I don't believe in soul mates. I chose him, and he chose me -(not that he actually had many options, and that thought by itself isn't completely terrifying, especially if they ever find a way to go topside and everyone sees how wonderful he is and he finds out I'm not all that great ANYWAY)- whatever we are, we built this ramshackle thing together. We're like two idiots trying to build a bridge on opposite sides of a river, but neither of us actually know how to build a functional bridge. Somehow, we figured it out, and it's made of scraps and bits and pieces, and occasionally something falls apart and we have to improvise, and it's weird and chaotic and perfect and it really really shouldn't work and for some reason that's why it does.
Anyway, sorry, in my defense I really did keep it short.
Mate: Some asshole.
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Tactical Stats
Gear: Black Tactical Suit, Black Boots, Daggers/Gloves, Cell/Comm, typical tac gear (flashlight, wire cutters, smoke bombs, etc).
Still trying to get her to wear the Black Widow suit.
Weapons:
Main Weapon: Punch Daggers. Okay, so I've got these amazing daggers that retract into my gloves that Donnie made me and they're so cute and super fun and really good at severing arteries. I love them.
She had D Anodize them red and they look cool as HELL.
Secondary weapon: Rope Dart. Spun fire for a while in LA, wasn't that hard to pick it up. Used this up until my mutation, when I could finally convince Red to actually let me fight. When Red watched me play with it for the first time I'm pretty sure he had a minor stroke. Mostly use my daggers now, but still like to play with it on occasion.
Yes we do.
Position: Striker. I tend to go in first to shake shit up (which Red hates), and try to use surprise to take down as many heavy hitters as I can in round one.
God. Fuck. Training Jess in CQC was just, honest to God, the hardest thing I have ever done.
Specialty: Stealth, Agility, Small Spaces. Red and I have a "Fastball Special" where he throws me at enemies and it's SO much fun.
Bitch is a wildcat.
Favorites:
Food: Wendy's fries and a chocolate frosty
Yeah, she's one of them...
Drink: Dr. Pepper, or a good old fashioned PSL.
-me😈-
Color: ...seriously?
What she said.
Season: Winter. Honestly, you guys, the boys get so sleepy and cute in the winter, you have no idea.
Fuck it. Yeah. I cuddle with my boo when it's cold. Say somethin'.
Dinosaur: Ankylosaurus
Hell yeah, it is.
Holiday: Christmas/Solstice.
Mine too... or maybe I just like unwrapping things.
Films: Beauty and the Beast. Okay, so I swear it started as a joke, but has somehow become a really important part of "us." I'm a huge geek, so Hulk/Natasha, Hellboy/Liz, etc. are referenced constantly. Occasionally, when I call him "Red," he'll call me "Sparky" -(which totally doesn't make me feel all fizzy inside, nope)-. It does have it's downsides. I can't watch the end of Beauty and the Best, and Raph could only watch Endgame once.
I don't like to be reminded of certain things.
Also, and more importantly, TERRIBLE action flicks. It's actually how Red and I bonded in the beginning. And yes, Die Hard is, in fact, a Christmas Movie
Girl understands art.
TV/Streaming: Your typical nerd fare, Dr. Who, Critical Role, Etc. My favorite show right now is Reacher because OF COURSE IT IS 🥵. Got Red hooked on Dimension 20 (still hasn't forgiven me 😈)
This nerd shit is compelling as hell.
Games: Don't get much time for video games, used to really love Action RPGs. These days I stick with tabletop, and play online with Donnie once a week. We're trying to convince Raph to play. I think getting him a PHB signed by Vin Diesel helped. 😁
Okay, I'll admit, it MAYBE looks kinda fun. Joe Manganiello plays, too.
Music: I'll usually listen to anything unless it's overtly whiney, screamy, or has really heavy distortion. Really like a midway point between acoustic and electronic. Depending on how my nervous system is acting that day, volume can also be a problem. 😬😬😬
Whatever she's listening to, I just like when she sings along.
Books: fantasy, mostly. I love really Faerie Tales and that section at Barnes & Noble called "Now, here me out..."
The amount of monster smut this bitch reads...
With that being said Happy Monsterfucker Pride Month, my fellow deviants!
That's the end of the thingy, I hope you... enjoyed? I don't know. Whatever your reason for reading this, I hope you got something out of it. Mike's fired up the hookah so later, kids!
Okay, I've got like seconds to finish this up before she walks back in here. I really don't know how to close this out. Jess is perfect and I can't imagine my life without her. Love you, babe. Hope your not too mad. 😘
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I really feel like writing more mob!au turtle stuff, but I also know they can get pretty dark. So I have a question for people.
Not everyone is comfortable putting "themself" in a darker mob!au setting, which is why I'm asking. I'm leaving this up for a week! Tagging the peeps: @redsrooftopprincess @thegirlwiththeninjaturtletattoos @the-cauldron-witch @iridescentflamingo @avery73
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