#The-Riskiest-Biscuit

[choccy-milky]

omg hi ive been following u bc i love ur comics but i did'nt realise that you have a fanfiction?? and that its rlly big on ao3. i thought u were just a tumblr comic creatorrr. anyway im gonna go and read it now but i love clora so muchhhhh!! <3

thank u for ur committment!!

BAHAHA my brainrot cannot be satisfied with just fanart or fanfic I NEED TO DO BOTH🤪🤪thats so funny tho LOL but THANK YOU!! AND I HOPE U LIKE IT💖💖🙏

THANK YOU!! AND SOON!! im writing as we speak, and i just decided what i want the drawing for this chapter to be and quickly drew it using my laptop trackpad before i forget LMFAO

look at this masterpiece???like😍😍😍heres your sneak peek for next chap!!

LMFAO AND HES NOT EVEN THE FIRST IVE HAD MANY PPL TELL ME THIS, clora will never escape the clorox allegations😩

IMMA BE REAL ITS LIKE 50/50. in my headcanon, seb was never the type to really want children/care about children. like if he never met clora i imagine him just graduating and becoming a curse-breaker or auror and going off on his own. but since meeting clora its like damn.....i do want kids with u.....i think #1 for him would be out of a desire to have clora be his full ass wife and have everything with her that comes with that (ie children) and warming up to the idea more, and then ofc once he actually sees the kid born ITS OVER (i also have it planned that their first kid is gonna be a girl with blonde hair and blue eyes so like......a little mini clora. sebs doomed🥺hes gonna spoil her so bad🥺🥺)

AW TYYY💖💖im glad you like how i draw him🥹 and ikr i need to draw older seb more, bc i am a slut for seb in that trenchcoat and black gloves🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️actually wait while we're on the topic of my curse-breaker comic, i forgot about this LMAOO. I NEEDED REFERENCE PICTURES OF SEBS POSE so i put on a coat and similar shoes and forced my roommate to take pictures of me (she was very confused but also very supportive) i was like "i need you to take a picture of me on all fours from multiple angles. AND ITS NOT FOR SMUT I SWEAR" LMAO (i still dont think she believed me)

im dead it looks like im in the depressed anime pose bc theres no choccy milky in the fridge or something😩😩

[invaderoli]

Can you stop lying..?? We both know this canonically happened and it's real and it's canon and it happened and it's real and

what do you mean this didn't happen

[asherlockstudy]

Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure whatever big thing will happen in the 4th video or after it will just be some big product launch. They've been stressing in their EBs that they've been focusing a LOT on their careers and how they can grow more creatively, but also at the end of the day they're running businesses, and so I just have very little hope after hearing "we're not queer, but we're supportive" that it'll be something about their relationship

I thought it could be an album with all those songs. But the DnD one had no song at all.

I don’t know if there is a product launch association but that doesn’t change the things I received from these videos, especially the first one actually. All of them seemed clearly autobiographical to me and this one is about them in the 80s and the old times in general. These were times they were very repressed and conservative and neck deep into the church.

The song combines love, homoerotism with severe denial. I think it’s sarcasm over the excuses they must have had back then.

We are not queer BUT… we are supportive

This is actually a thing they have hinted at in their deconstruction ear biscuits. They said once how their “questioning religion” discussions sometimes started at the base of being concerned about lgbt people’s rights and welfare. I can guarantee you that the Rhett and Link of the 00s would resolutely not care about LGBT people, had they not felt the impact on their very skin. This is what the song says: “hey mate no homo BUT I kinda get it”

Like a brother from another mother BUT I won’t tell you I love you cause that might make it weird

Rhett and Link have repeatedly said in GMM they love each other. This is for the time before. The time they couldn’t say it because it would have been weird. “Hey mate I love you BUT no homo… I mean as a brother” Remember Link’s little emphasising punch on the desk on that GMM in Season 3-4 I think? “I. Love you. Like a brother. Rhett. I love you. Like a brother.” Remember at around same time, maybe even same episode (or not) “Oh yes I do love you” awkward laughs and then Link defensively on the cameras “I am not gonna apologise for that!”. Very different from how it is now. And how much worse it could have been further back in time. So there you go. The point is not to tell us they love each other as brothers but to tell that confessing they love each other would be viewed as weird and it would perhaps cause problems between them back in the day.

Like my other significant other

There is no alternative interpretation for this. Ironically it was Rhett a few months ago mocking Link that he didn’t know you use SO only for lovers (btw Link clearly knew, Rhett just did that to rescue them from another unhinged outing moment or something). And now here it is. “Hey mate I am in love with you BUT in a totally Hetero way”

It’s about their old denial. It is not suggesting they aren’t romantic, it’s quite the contrary.

As for how open the fourth will be, well that’s their business. We just know it is going to be bolder than the three previous ones and that is enough on my book. It likely won’t be a coming out because Link said it is going to be the riskiest one and then he implied they are going to check the people’s reactions and THEN decide what they do with it. But I think Rhett and Link somehow overestimate their YouTube fanbase’s perception… But again they don’t have to come out… That’s on them and it is a very dangerous situation given their circumstances anyway.

[blogdoityourself]

Ball-joint-like hardware for a lawn leveling tool?

[coast-modern]

God's riskiest biscuit

[buckybabybaby]

Mr Hollywood (Chapter 4)

Summary: Bucky Barnes, an underpaid teaching assistant in a small English village, dreams of a movie career back in his home country of America. He finally gets the break he's always wanted, and if it wasn't for you, his best friend, he wouldn't have been able to take it. But is that fact enough to save your friendship when it's tested by the pressures of Hollywood?

Pairing: Bucky Barnes/Reader (Gender Neutral)

Word count: 1163

Warnings: None I think!

Chapter 3

Mr Hollywood Masterlist

Masterlist

*****

Turns out, what you're going to do over the summer is hide. Not for the whole holiday, but it takes you a good couple of weeks to get used to Bucky's absence, and it's the middle of August before you actually accept any of your other friends invitations to meet up. Up until then, you really didn't feel like company, and as a result your little home has never been tidier. 

You've rearranged the living room, reorganised the airing cupboard and the abundance of spare towels it contains, and even finished painting the spare bedroom, a project that had been abandoned many months ago.

Basically you've done everything you can to keep yourself distracted.

September creeps up on you, as does the start of term, bringing with it good and bad news. The good is that Bucky's replacement turns out to be a super sweet, fresh-out-of-university trainee teacher named Peter. You've been tasked with settling the new staff member in, meaning you're too preoccupied most of the time to notice how odd it feels without Bucky. Peter's enthusiasm is infectious, and for the first time since the end of the last school year you're looking forward to the challenges of this new one.

The bad news comes from Bucky himself. Apparently, time away from set has been restricted to family emergencies only, and therefore his trip back here has to be postponed, as production has been slow due to bad weather.

“Who'd had thought it? In California!” He laughs down the phone.

“So you're not coming home?”

“Not unless I pretend Dayton got in another crash or something.”

“Well...”

“I couldn't! Besides, he's got too many followers on instagram. If I say he's in a coma and then he's posting pictures it's going to look a little suspicious.”

You only just stop yourself from suggesting other excuses he could try, knowing it's useless. Bucky was the riskiest casting for the film company, being an unknown with no big name pull or any sort of fan-base, so he doesn't want to jeopardise anything by getting on the wrong side of the producers. And you don't want him too either. Glancing around the empty playground, having taken his call on your way home, you kick at the first fallen leafs as you think of something positive to say. The signs that Autumn is approaching reminds you of what you had planned for Bucky's return, and the thought of tackling it alone has you whining at him despite yourself.

“What am I going to do with all those apples now?”

“Ask Peggy to help?” She's never wanted to in the past but it's worth a shot. “Or Dot.”

“Dolores is a chicken! And you know how they just get in the way.”

Bucky chuckles, clearly remembering all the times he's nearly tripped over one of your pet hens. “How are my favourite girls?”

“Good. Missing you sneaking them raisins so maybe it's better you stay over in America.”

“Rude.”

“I got the money you transferred, by the way. Thank you.”

“Don't thank me Y/N, I'll never stop thanking you for giving me this opportunity. I wouldn't be here without you.”

“Glad I could help.”

Someone shouts in the background on Bucky's end and you hear his muffled reply, before he informs you he's got to go get ready.

“What time is it over there?” You ask.

“Nearly nine. We did a night shoot yesterday so we're starting later today.” He sounds so tired you wish you could be there to make sure he's looking after himself.

“Do you have any idea of when you'll get a break?”

“Christmas, definitely, the director is going to Thailand for new years so I'll see you then. I'll make sure of it.”

You say goodbye, trying not to think about just how long away December is.

*****

“And James actually volunteers to do this?” Peggy huffs, picking twigs out of her hair. The sun is high in the sky when you finish chopping the apples, ready to be crushed in the press, and you agree now is the best time for lunch, along with a well earn sit down. You're grateful for her help, even if she's only here on the condition you provide sandwiches and cake.

“Bucky never needed such persuasion,” You tell her as you pour her a glass of lemonade.

“Then he must really like you.”

“Are you saying you don't?”

“Not in the same way.” You pout at her and she rolls her eyes. “You know what I mean.”

You do. She was the first person to suggest that there could be something more between Bucky and you, and every so often she brings it up again. You're not really in the mood to have this conversation again, and it seems one of your chickens can sense this, choosing that moment to flap up on to the table in search of crumbs, or in this case, a whole shortbread biscuit. Peggy looks at you in question when you don't move to take it off her.

“There's no point trying, when Gloria has something she wants you won't get it back. It won't kill her just this once.”

“Did he name her too?”

You nod, watching as the other hens spot what she has and chase after her. “And Martha, the yellowish one.”

She knows this, she just likes teasing you that the chickens are like yours and Bucky's children. You don't let her mention it again, changing the subject by offering her more crisps, and the afternoon passes quickly once you start working again.

*****

Even Peggy has to admits she enjoyed herself as she leaves later, clutching several full bottles of juice, and you thank her again as she waves from your front gate.

Back in your kitchen, you sort through the many different vessels you've used, placing the bottle with the prettiest pattern and shape at the back of your store cupboard. That one is for Bucky. You're not sure of the rules around sending liquids in the post, so you're just going to keep it here until you can give it to him in person. You do know it's a bit of an unusual present, but it's the sort of thing he'll like. Or at least you hope he will.

Closing your eyes, you lean your forehead against the edge of the shelf, wondering just when it will be that you can think about something, anything, without it inevitably leading to Bucky. If one of your friends was behaving like this, you'd tell them exactly why you think they're feeling so lost, that it's clear they feel more for the person in question than 'just friends', but you can't admit it to yourself, not now he's gone for good.

Of course you're allowed to miss him, you think to yourself, and obviously you can look forward to seeing him at Christmas, but until then you really need to find something else to occupy your thoughts.

*****

Chapter 5

[thoonline]

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[weirdsthenewnormal]

Silver- who is someone that inspires you the most?Dizzy- what is the riskiest thing you’ve ever done?Crave- favorite late night snack?Cluster- describe yourself only using words that start with first letter of your nameEaster Egg- did you ever believe in mythical figures like santa and the toothfairy as a child?

Silver- who is someone that inspires you the most?

My mama!!

Dizzy- what is the riskiest thing you’ve ever done?

I’ve run across 6 lanes of traffic because I didn’t want to wait and there was no one coming.

Crave- favorite late night snack?

Biscuits!! (bread basically)

Cluster- describe yourself only using words that start with first letter of your name

Competitive

Easter Egg- did you ever believe in mythical figures like santa and the tooth fairy as a child?

I did!!

[scuffedgrannysblog]

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For me, bourbon conjures images of small chocolate biscuits but the Bourbon Kid is a far scarier prospect in this quirky detective horror thriller

It was with some trepidation that I read The Book With No Name, stating as it does on the inside cover “Dear Reader, Only the pure of heart may look upon the pages of this book” and concluding the paragraph with “And those who have read the book may never see the light again.” Blimey. This could be the riskiest read I’ve ever committed too and I thought that that was Fifty Shades of Grey ( of…