#The-666-news

[the-666-news]

BREAKING NEWS!

Good evening, I’m Katie Killjoy!

And I’m Tom T—

Nobody gives a shit.

We’re here to report on all the hottest gossip of Hell, and maybe even Heaven or Earth. If we feel like it, who fucking knows? We’ll cover gossip from all over, including here!

And to answer questions that our viewers may have for us!

OOC:I have no association with Vivziepop or her characters, this is just an obsessed fan being bored and goofing off. Things will most likely be out of character at times, I’m just kinda having fun with this.

Feel free to dm me if you want me to reblog a specific drama!

Red Text—Katie Killjoy

Blue Text—Tom Trench

[[Double Bracket Text]]—Andy/Mod

Blog tags—

Blog Tag 🝮 “#the-666-news”

Ooc 🝮 “#Andy Gossips:Ooc Posts”

Original Posts 🝮 “#Breaking News:Original Posts”

Ask Answered 🝮 “#QNA:Asks”

Reblogs 🝮 “#Reporting:Reblogs”

Discord Screenshots 🝮 “#Reporting:Screenshots”

The AU world 🝮 “#The Hellaverse Discord AU”

Threads 🝮 “#Interviewing:Threads”

End of Thread 🝮 “#Interviews:End of Thread”

Katie Speaks 🝮 “#Katie Killjoy—Reporting”

Ton Speaks 🝮 “#Tom Trench—Reporting”

[[ I @ most of the people I’ve ever interacted with on any of my blogs below. If you wish to be added or removed, dm me]]

Mod:

@sockmanduckman

Morningstars:

@king--of--ducks (Same mod)

@lilith--morningst4r

@mcalastor

@charlie-morningstar666

@the-moth-ex-angel

@damian-morningstar

@headlessdeaddancer

@alyxdefoisnthere

Deadly Sins:

@mammon-money-maker (Same mod)

@featheryhoe

@beelzebubtheglutton

Royalty:

Overlords:

@gossip-sipper (Same mod)

@mcalastor

@mcvox

@xxsmilingdeerxx

@vox-tv-demon

@the-fourth-vee

Hellborn:

@ace-loves-josh (Same mod)

@josh-loves-ace

@its-chaz-time-3

Sinners:

@wiener-warrior (Same mod)

@the-original-dickmaster

@blue-gem-overlord

@bad-boy-lover

@nifftyhasaknife

@deadbeatbartender

Imps and Hellhounds:

@moxxies-wife (Same mod)

@wally-wackfords-wacky-blog (Same mod)

@the--country--imp

@fizzie-froggie

@fizzythefrog

@fizzy-jezter

Non Hell:

@ask-the-archs

@ask-pentious

@the-exterminator

@penguinmaster9999

[onesidedradiostatic]

concept of katie killjoy having sold her soul to vox because she thought he was an honourable Straight Man and low-key had a thing for him but then later found out he was one of the QUEERS but it was already too late by then

she thinks valentino turned him gay (only because he's more openly queer and it was more obvious with him than vox)

[reality-detective]

NQTHING TQ 👀👀 HERE 👇

Adrenochrome was transported worldwide in the barrels of the Dutch company Heineken The barrels were transported by a Dutch oil company, Shell.

Heineken's headquarters, built in Zoeterwoude, Holland. 🤔

[j0celynh0rr0r]

You’re not alone. Never ever.

[the-666-news]

[[We love ya buddy, take as much time as ya need]]

you alive?

[uh so] [im taking a break from the Hazbin fandom.] [im just absolutely exhausted. Not doing well.] [the whole thing is fucking with me a little, so…] [goodbye for a while.]

[jayteeland]

Koju Takeda

[zahri-melitor]

Tim suffers from a situation where he occasionally commits thought crime (thinks about how killing someone would be easier/how he would like someone to be dead/plans out how to kill someone) but does the right thing in person, and doesn't kill people and will act heroically to save even the lives of villains and people he hates. Which gets him cancelled as lacking in morals and being 'two seconds from killing at any time'. While someone like Jason, who commits actual crimes in person but validates the reasons for doing it in his head, gets lauded for why killing drug dealers is excellent and should be morally correct.

Maybe it's a bit law and justice and rules follower of me, but thinking the bad thoughts and still doing the right thing is a better approach than doing the bad thing while telling yourself it's for the right reasons actually.

Actions are more important than what you say in the privacy of your own mind. That's the bit other people can see and interpret.

[the-666-news]

Vox Tech proudly celebrating Pride Month, unlike fucking Katie, with proud representation for every part of the LGBT+ community I can think of!

Happy pride month to everyone!

HAPPY PRIDE

Yeah happy pride month PAPERMINT!!! THROW THE FLAGS UP.

[the-666-news]

hello! :3

Why, hello there, MJ Morningstar!

How may we assist you, I’m sure you came for a reason!

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[dingodad]

did a pause actually get announced that I somehow cannot find any other references to on official channels or is prokopetz seriously getting hundreds of notes for being such an attentive homestuck reader that they didn't notice it updated literally a couple of days ago

[onesidedradiostatic]

Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench both having sold their souls to Vox because they had a thing for him. Both thought he was straight, Tom's just like that.

Katie having a different broadcast partner originally and Vox switching Tom to her partner after she made some low-key homophobic comment just to piss her off.

Tom Trench being less interested in Vox when he gets outed because he was really only interested in the fantasy of his dick being good enough to turn the straight man gay, if he's already queer then what's the point?

(follow-up to this post)

HEEEELP LMAOOO NOT TOM TOO JSDKJSDGKKSL this is real though

[the-666-news]

And this, folks, is what we call “Friendship Goals”.

Boobs or butt?

cock.

[ask-adamsapple66]

So Adam was on 666 News

Adam: Alright, so as you all know Lu went to bed early so Angel and I went out for some late night drinks, snacks, some fucking fun what have you. This club downtown Pentagram City on Sixth and Sin.

Adam: We get there and everything is going great, we get plastered, dance a lot you know the whole thing. Anyway at some point it's like 1 or 2 in the morning and I'm ready to head back because I'm so fucking wasted I can barely walk right.

Adam: Just as we are about to leave these fucking mafia gang members up and they are pissed. Screaming at the owner over money and then this shark looking motherfucker shoots the owner fucking killing him. Then he looks over and sees Angel and I, we just witnessed him fucking murder a man.

Adam: So he has his goons shoot and blow up the place and Angel grabs me outside, I feel like I'm gonna fucking puke. I'm not sure how much fucking time passes but at some point Angel pulls out his Tommy guns and starts shooting, he hands me like six grenades and the whole time I'm thinking I'm going to blow myself sky fucking high.

Adam: Don't ask me how I didn't. I kind of remember laughing as I threw them, those fuckers got blown to kingdom come and the whole thing must have lasted at least an hour. We killed all those mafia fuckers and I thought we booked it out of there before the news crew came.

Adam: Angel and I walk all the fucking way back to hotel, I'm too drunk to fly. I sneak back into our bedroom at 4am and lay down. But I don't really sleep because I can't, but two hours must have went by because Lu's alarm went off and I felt him get out of bed and go to the bathroom.

Adam: Then I slept until 10.

[prince-liest]

for the one shot ideas: in a nebulous 666 type scenario where they're anything from fuck-buddies to slowly-figuring-out-how-to-have-a-relationship, vox comes around for what he envisions as a booty call, but for whatever reason alastor is NOT in the mood. makes that very clear to vox, extra bitey/bitchy, fully expecting vox to fuck off and come back once sex is on the table again. instead vox sticks around and (with an affectionate gesture/action of your choice) turns alastor's mood around in a non-sexual way. (alternatively literally any vaguely related scenario that may come to your mind reading this lol)

This is precious and I love it! I wrote a little something, just short of 2k words, and I think I'll kick it into a short extras/post-credits oneshot collection for 666 once I have it edited and posted! For now, here's a snippet: