#The very possibility of satin and pyp fully bullying theon is so fucking fhjgfhgjfhjfk

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i love the scenario where theon escapes winterfell at the end of clash and joins the watch, just so much. cause like what does he expect. he gets to castle black and it's fucking abandoned for the ranging. he is going through infinite ego death from flopping so bad so he's being even more self obsessed than usual. everyone there hates him for being evil and fashion forward, he hates them for being commoners, the only person he makes friends with is fucking rast or something... but he's a lord's son so it's not like they can do anything about him.... jon comes back but can't retaliate against the alleged child-murdering either because he's a traitor and has no standing. they form an awful uneasy alliance during mance's attack because theon actually is useful with a bow but he's the most STUPID ANNOYING man alive, they're both praying the other dies in battle, doing convoluted shenanigans to arrange this, sticking their feet out to trip each other up, etc. But theyve known each other their whole lives and are the only connection to winterfell they have left so like theres still tension in desperate times maybe. jon continues trying to figure out ways to secretly have him murdered until he becomes LC and then he cant anymore because it'd be bad optics. Well off to eastwatch you go my boy please please please please die. and to his credit theon probably leads the hardhome expedition in an attempt to prove his leadership capabilities and his fervent disbelief in the existence of zombies and then fucking dies of zombies.