#The urge to tag this with mcy+ to people who are looking for mcc content see this instead is STRONG

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I’ve been thinking a lot about last names in Dream SMP

Alright so using the only three (technically four but Yogurt doesn’t have a last name so we’re ignoring him in this research) generation family who are all biologically related to each other, we can see that last names don’t follow real world rules.

See: Phil’s full name is Philza Minecraft but his son’s full name is Wilbur Soot, not Wilbur Minecraft

Previously, it was popular belief that in the SMP, the men would take their wife’s last name. So Sally the Salmon is Sally Soot and Kristen/ Samsung Smart Refrigerator is Kristen Minecraft/ Samsung Smart Refrigerator Minecraft and Phil and Wilbur changed their last names accordingly.

HOWEVER, due to Fundy revealing his full cannon name, that theory no longer holds up.

Fundy isn’t canonically married so his last name should still be Sally’s last name, but his last name is canonically Dy, not Soot

Therefore, I offer the theory that when one gets married in the SMP, the couple keeps their last names but their child gets their mother’s last name. So its actually Kristen Soot/ Samsung Smart Refrigerator Soot and Sally Dy

This theory does sort of hold up with Tubbo and Ranboo keeping their last names (Tubbo_ and Ranboo Beloved) but Michael being named Michael_Beloved does complicate things. However, Michael has 2 dads and no mum, so the whole ‘gets their mother’s last name’ doesn’t quite apply. Thus, it is safe to assume in same-sex marriages the child can have either or both of the parents last names (Like in real life)

So, assuming that Dream WasTaken is indeed Connor EatsPants’s canonical father, I present, according to Dream SMP cannon:

Princess Elise EatsPants The Third

or if y’all wanna get real cursed-

Sonic EatsPants the Hedgehog