i know its new year's eve and all that and it's a time to be as loud as possible but if you are using your car/motorcycle to make some noise im afraid im gonna have to kill you
91 notes
·
View notes
Hello fellow aleph level threat
14 notes
·
View notes
Trumpet Blast
"Do you hear that, Sarkhan? The glory of the horde! I made a legend from what you abandoned." —Zurgo, khan of the Mardu
Artist: Steve Prescott
TCG Player Link
Scryfall Link
EDHREC Link
12 notes
·
View notes
save me maynard ferguson gospel john
maynard ferguson gospel john
maynard ferguson gospel john save me
2 notes
·
View notes
I don't know why but my brain just constantly wants to conflate the most famous works of John Knox and Robert Kirk (two very different Church of Scotland ministers) and lately I've had to stop myself accidentally referring to 'The Monstrous Regiment of Elves, Fauns, and Fairies' which is a pain because I'm pretty sure that's also a mish-mash of at least two fantasy novels that I haven't read, and at the end of the day how the hell did we get here
14 notes
·
View notes
my worst habit is listening to music and scrolling on my phone while practicing trumpet it's so bad and i can't stop
4 notes
·
View notes
@nyxplayer has said:
Before Ayato could say anything, Inocencia puts a takoyaki in his mouth to shut him up.
And it is very effective! He would not mind being told to shut up with this method more often... Oh. Oh. That is giving him a few ideas.
4 notes
·
View notes
"How can you forget sticky notes, they're right on your desk! Right in front of you! Are you a toddler with no concept of object permanence?"
No I'm just ADHD and the Brain Noises are at such a constant cacophony it's like there's a 500 player orchestra constantly playing and each instrument is playing a different songs at the same time in my head that I most importantly can't shut off.
Try remembering a sticky note exists when the trumpets are blasting star wars, the violins are playing never gonna give you up, the flutes are playing livin la vida loca and the drums think they're a christmas marching band.
"Surely it's not that much input!"
I am at my desk in my bedroom right now. I hear my parents talking in the other room, my cat snoring behind me, the water was turned on and off in the kitchen, the fan is running, the ac is on, there's shuffling of slippers, I can smell my candle, I heard a car go by, the computer is buzzing and it's fan is running, I can hear the fishtank in the other room because my bedroom door is open. The clicking of the keyboard is satisfying but loud. I look up and see everything on my desk. I taste the hot coco i just ate, I hear the fridge beeping, I heard my stomach make a Noise, my over the ear headphones make a soft shhhh sound wqhen they're not playing music, my tinnitus rings constantly, my neck crackled when I looked to the left.
That input DOESN'T SHUT OFF.
Y'all with executives that can function? They're in a nice quiet boardroom with pretty windows and a quiet meeting.
MY executives are forest critters in ties and glasses meeting in the Denny's parking lot at 4am to go over peanut butter recipes and that song we heard when we were 8 and can't EVER let go. What important stuff happened today? I dunno, the raccoon disguised as the board meeting leader ATE the file.
6K notes
·
View notes
Trumpet Blast
Keldon warriors don't need signals to tell them when to attack, but when to stop.
Artist: Carl Critchlow
TCG Player Link
Scryfall Link
EDHREC Link
10 notes
·
View notes