#The Toe Incident

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

Gabriel word of the day : Pride.

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[yuviur]

And then, Henry is holding them really tight, more for his security than theirs, and he walks out of the dungeon (ep 42)

I cannot be the only one who cried when the twins climbed Henry and sat on his shoulders like two loving pauldrons 🥺

[smeg-and-the-red]

one of my favourite RD inconsistencies is whether or not Kryten is waterproof

[afincf-tirwer]

Do y’all ever think about how Edward makes people do emotionally damaging shit and then just forgets about it? Like with Fang, like he’s forced to put his dog down and Edward stands there with question marks floating around his head.

Anyways the point of this is: I want him to forget he cut off Izzy’s toe. I want him to have completely put it out of his mind until he sees Izzy stumble in a way he never did before and I want him to be sick to his stomach with the knowledge.

Because Izzy would never bring it up, it’s Blackbeard’s right to do that. But Edward, Edward would hate himself for it.

[magratpudifoot]

I somehow managed to put my big toe in my gf's cat's mouth*, and she perhaps understandably bit down right in the nail bed, and it hurts unbelievably badly. Like, cutting it off would feel better right now badly. And my gf is sick and went to bed an hour ago, so I guess telling Tumblr is the best I can do to comfort myself.

The cat seems to be fine, although she was certainly confused, too.

* I honestly do not know how this happened. I was walking across the kitchen with the light off because my gf was asleep in the next room, and I'm blind enough without glasses that I don't use my eyes much when I don't need to. And then all of a sudden there was fur brushing my foot and teeth in my toe.

[epickiya722]

... like how is almost everyone in Gokurakugai fashion goals? Yuto Sano-sensei, how?!

[theoakleafpancake]

Crowley Meratyn was the first person Halt traveled with since his departure from Dun Kilty. And sure, while the Ranger was a welcome relief and perhaps annoyingly cheerful distraction from the memories, it took him a while to feel at peace.

The first night, Crowley had suggested they sleep in shifts. And of course the Ranger had taken the first shift. Halt, of course, had demurred, not wanting to cause unrest, and he had indeed turned his back to his new companion, but he didn’t sleep.

He didn’t trust this Crowley, plain and simple. There was almost a glimmer of Ferris from their younger years. Back when the responsibilities of the throne had been a fleeting whisper, back when their parents had left them to the care of their nurses and tutors. Back when he could laugh and smile and not worry about the future. Ferris had been happy, then. And so had Halt.

And then over time, things had changed. His brother had kept the front everywhere else, but when they were alone, he was distant and cold. Halt knew himself to be a fool for not seeing it sooner, or perhaps he had simply been willing to turn a blind eye. After all, Ferris was his brother. His friend, his confidant. He would never betray his kingdom, let alone his own blood.

Halt had learned that lesson the hard way. And he was determined to catch Crowley’s facade the moment he saw one slip up. He would not be taken in this time.

He would not be betrayed a second time.

[chemsexholmes]

never shave any part of your body ever btw if you get crazy stress intrusive thoughts

[buntchugley]

romancing gale on an evil run (esp evil durge) is wild btw

act one

Gale: This is the worst moment. When the screams of the dying have faded, and the conquering hordes howl and yelp as they come to their vile climax. Gale: Massacre. A spectacle of slaughter. And I participated. Gale: What are these bloody stumps that used to be such delicate harpists of the Weave? Joy: Perhaps we've gone too far, but what's done is done. Gale: No! Gale: Two shadows are darkening my soul. The shadow within and the shadow without: Gale: You. Gale: You led me down this path. Joy: I'm sorry you feel that way. Gale: It's time to stop making excuses. Gale: I don't know myself anymore. All this… It's not who I am. Around you, I'm not who I want to be. Gale: I should leave. Joy: Stay. We make each other stronger. We make each other survive. Gale: Yes. Yes, I suppose we do. Few things are more powerful than the will to live. Gale: But carnage such as this… The shadow within is spreading like poison, corrupting kindness and compassion. Gale: I thought the orb to be the greatest of my sins, but I see now there are darker depths to which I might yet sink. You may be content to sink into that abyss, but I assure you - I am not.

then act 2

Gale: It's quite thrilling, to fight off such grim creatures as this region throws at us. Especially being at your side. Gale: I once read a book that explained in some detail the effect a brush with danger has on one's desire for… other forms of stimulation. Gale: Have you ever read anything on that subject? Joy: Read it? I could have written the thing. Gale: I believe you. You never look so beautiful as at the end of a stirring battle, your cheeks flushed, gaze bright, muscles glistening… Gale: Perhaps it's just the thrill of our near-undead experience talking. But standing at your side through such darkness and disrepair, it only makes me want you more. Gale: Unfortunately this is neither the time nor place to indulge such feelings. So, we must be patient and push all such thoughts aside. For now.

guess that abyss isn't looking too bad now, huh?

[raiiryuu]

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[kennys-parka-jacket]

Actually, now that i think about it... who do yall think would win in a fight? Kyle or kenny?

[macaronichewtoyz]

I pulled my shoulders falling down the shitty as ladder at work that my coworker has asked MULTIPLE times about getting replaced. It didn’t hurt much yesterday but today I’m sore as fuck

[chthonicillness]

if u have ever wondered how often u bend over to reach something and tske it totally for granted i suggest you squorsh several of your lumbar discs because u will find out Immediately, and Forever

[meat-wentz]

Hi do you have any photos of Patrick that just scream That Boy Is A Bottom!?

[bat-connoisseur]

(I dont actually dislike odd-toed ungulates this goddamn meme has just been bouncing around my brain for days)

[steampunkedparm]

"of course you have carabiner's."

yeah??? how else am i supposed to hold my keys?????