#The Thirst Is Real

[ghostfire]

There was a prompt... back in November... in the OnlyFangs discord server. 💕(I'm sorry I took so long. 😭)

[sophsun1]

+ bonus:

Bucktommy + Flirting™️

[navybrat817]

Lovelies, I took my kiddos to a birthday party and one of the relatives has his own farm.

And he has tattoos.

A tattooed farmer.

I- 🫠

[ourtubahero-blog]

👀👀👀

[patepaka]

I NEED THEMMM

[wander7ust]

God bless TikTok

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Yang: (helping build shelters in Vacuo, hair is tied up in a ponytail, and her shirt and vest are tossed to the side - leaving her in a pair of black, ripped up jeans and sports bra)

Kali: (notices sweat pouring off Yang's exposed skin) Blake, dear.

Blake: (helping hand out food to refugees) Yeah, Mom?

Kali: Yang’s looking a little warm over there. Could you bring her some water?

Belladonna Ladies: (watch as Yang spins a hammer on her finger, tosses it in the air, catches it like a pro, and uses the prongs to scratch between her shoulderblades before rolling her shoulders and going rapid fire hammering in nails along an assembly line of A-Frames)

Blake: (eyes wide, blushing, ears twitching, Blake.exe has stopped working)

Kali: (glances at her daughter out of the corner of her eye) Maybe you should take care of your thirst before you help quench Yang's.

Blake: Mom!

[ihaveabenedictbridgertonproblem]

I’m just sayin…

[chief-girl]

Not me getting doggy style vibes looking at this picture...

[gaypirateslife4me]

There are only 3 unequivical certainties in life:

• death

• taxes

• that nathan foad will bring up how scrum-diddly-umptious joel fry is in every convention, interview, and cast livestream.

[phoenix-disorder]

Good gods....indeed...I cannot even.

The editing on the video has driven me wild. The wizard's practiced tongue..../swoon.

This is not my video. Credit below. Watch this video on Instagram.

@fantasies_of_faerun

[felrend]

He can get it in any look

[hornedwatch]

Ok guys hear me out. We know that Emmrich looks like Vincent Price, but what if he sounds like Vincent Price? I googled for VAs who sound relatively close to our man and here’s what I can offer:

1. Robin Atkin Downes - this man can play accents like a fiddle, which is important considering that Emmrich probably has that deep sexy nevarran accent

2. John Noble - our good ol’ Denethor, the man the myth the legend with a rich voice to die for

3. Maurice LaMarche - really nice deep classy voice, nice fit for our bone daddy

Bonus version: Emmrich’s mo-cap is really vague and there’s no guarantee that mo-cap actor = VA, buuut.. Scott Arthur..maybe?

[drummergetwicked]

I feel like I probably should just delete this app and my Jsuds Spank Bank folder and go on and have a normal, thirstless life. I’m almost definitely not gonna do that, though. 🤷‍♀️

[reashot]

Tai Finally Getting Jaune Fixed.

Intercom: *ping* Mr. Xiao Long the Doctor is here to see you and your Jaune for surgery.

Tai: *Rolling Jaune inside the doctor office*

Well look at it this way kid. Think of these as me preemptively saving you from paying all those future child supports from you banging half the woman in remnant (especially my Ruby) and no doubt impregnating them in your first go.

Jaune:

Somewhere Outside

Ruby: *sniff, sniff* Where are you Jaune? I can smell you! I CAN SMELL YOU! SO WHERE ARE YOU!?

I'll find you Jaune. And when I do I will ruin NNN for you! Mua, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!

Oh no I hope someone would come & save Jaune:

You can add more if you want it too...

[ourtubahero-blog]

I’ll just leave it here for everybody to thirst about Michael straddling another man, and looking quite comfortable while doing so.