#The Polycrewl

[trollocs-ooc]

Gods eyes stray from these horrific crwaturs

[bougiebutchbitch]

look Izzy being the crew's 'dad' and comfort provider and protector, who's still in a free use arrangement with them all where he gets dicked down at every opportunity, is something that can be so personal,

[murderandcoffee]

oh i’m so tempted to straight (hah) up just write a oneshot with the poly archive+ Mike crew I got so many thoughts

they sometimes just show up at Mike after work. “Mike. You’re in a statement” Mike, sipping tea: “Am I?”

Mike highly disapproves of going into the tunnels bc “Ew, tight space”

Also just imagine the chaos when Melaine (and Basira? Forgot the timeline a bit) are forced to join the archives… She’s fifth-wheeling or something (And yes, I picture this all as everyone lives/nobody dies (or most lives, depending on Leitner))

YES YES YES IF YOU WRITE THIS PLEASE UPDATE ME I WOULD READ THE SHIT OUT OF THAT

[carmillas-girlfriend]

Thank you for the chart! It's super good.

[Source: @sherlockig here on tumblr]

[ceaseless-rambler]

fucked up that we say polymechs and not polycrewl. it's like 3 puns in one. polycrew cause they're a crew that's poly. crewl because they've described each other as cruel before (really the atrocities aren't as cruel as depriving them of the ability to commit atrocities, they need the enrichment, but. y'know). and polycrewl so it sounds closer to polycule

[bougiebutchbinch]

The trauma polycrewle sleep together in a giant puppy pile. No, I don't make the rules. Also, Ivan is still alive because I said so, and after dark, he and Fang can be found at any time forming the bread of a happy sleepy Izzy sandwich.

[gunpowdertimsleftgun]

my take on polymechs/polycrewl (including some non-mech characters)

you can barely see anything and i'm very aware of that BUT that's the joy of this.

moral of the story: everyone loves brian and that is a fact

[the-metatron]

As the Voice of God, I can confidently say I wholeheartedly approve of this polycrewl.

I’ve heard someone say, “God likes 7’s”

Not sure how much she would like this crew? 😂🤦‍♀️

@dream-of-pain @docdust @trans-darbie @the-metatron @duchess-shax @furfurs-fotos

[ol-blue]

❣️?

Ghostwolfhox!!! Them! The polycrewl!! Catboy covered in blood Baby Girl and British I think they are neat and should kiss

[ankhlesbian]

Gokaiger was like aw fuck we cant disrupt the sacred polycrewle. If we want weird comedic romance subplot we must turn to the alien villains

[trollocs-ooc]

Should i change iliyal's name to ilieal

Its pronounced the same

[trollocs-ooc]

At least 2 of the Crew have constant vocal stims. I dont think thats the correct word but like. They just say those constantly throughout every sentence. Filler words basically

[trollocs-ooc]

Dreadful fucking polycule

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The Polycrewl character bios

Raksha Splash: Raksha is an older, jaded rustblood mechanic, engineer and bomb enthusiast. He joined the crew when some highbloods decided he had slighted them for some reason or another, and tied his legs to blocks of cement and threw him in a body of water to drown, breaking his legs. He was rescued by Eileil and brought onto the ship for recovery. However Raksha knew a rustblood with that much of a disability would be instant culling material elsewhere, so he thought had no choice but to stay aboard the ship to work. He now has mechanic legs and uses mobility aids. He is generally prickly and somewhat unpleasant to be around, but he isn't used to being shown kindness. He does genuinely like the crew, deep down, and would kill and die for them, though he wouldn't admit that. Oh and, he sometimes gets visions of the future.

His attitude towards Eileil and Riikii and the rest of the crew stems from his desire to challenge them to always be better and improve for the sake of everyone else. He has a begrudging mentorship role to Iliyal, "so he doesn't get them all killed"

Nickname: old fart

Roseta Onchar: Roseta is an oliveblooded assassin/mercenary for hire who is extremely successful at her job. She, like a jaguar, is a stealthy hunter who quickly deals with her prey. She was sent to kill the crew, but upon finding out she agreed with their ideals (and that they could pay her) she decided to join them instead. Despite being a scary stealthy assassin, Roseta isn't that serious at all when you get to know her. She uses cat puns and meows at the end of every sentence. She is a silly friendly woman just looking for companionship.

She is in a moirallegiance with Chizma in an effort to get her to be more confident, and is also flirty with Eileil (either for a similar reason, or maybe she just likes seeing flustered highbloods). She has a strong bond with Riikii, but hates Rakshas attitude just as much as he does and doesn't like to auspitize them, but does so anyway so no one gets hurt.

Nickname: meow meow :3

Tripto Manich: Tripto is a goldblood with gifted psychic abilities, and in the Alternian Empire, this usually means a lifetime of suffering as a reward. He attempted to save himself from helming by sabotaging the equipment they would attach him to, even if it meant his potential death, and attempted to psychically call for anyone that could hear to help. The helmet did end up injuring a large portion of his face, leaving him unconscious. It also ended up injuring and stalling his handlers long enough for Riikii (who'd heard the call for help) to jump in and beat them unconscious. The 2 then went back to the ship for medical care, and Tripto ended up staying as the Navigator. He is a very energetic guy, but also has the startle instinct of a deer. He loves to talk, listen to music, and generally make noise. He is not good at fighting, please protect him. He is also often perceived as annoying or too much so he has trouble making connections.

Moirallegiance with Riikii, Matespritship with Chizma.

Nicknames: Trippy, Manic, Maniac, ****

Chizma Lichor: Chizma is a fearful, shy, determined rustblooded woman who's been dealt a very bad hand in life up until getting on the Ship. She was essentially a slave to a high ranking military official before he got assassinated (Slashrs group.) and with no connections or people she could rely on, she was left to fend for herself in highblood territory. She was left barely surviving until she stumbled across Riikii and Roseta by chance, and seeing that they were traveling lowbloods begged them to take her with them out of the city. They ended up bringing her onto the Ship. She ended up staying to work as the cleaning staff and cook(though she wishes she had other skills to contribute). She struggles with an inferiority complex and unlearning the hemospectrum, but the Crew helps her out.

Moirallegiance with Roseta, Matesprits with Tripto. Confused attraction to Eileil.

Nickname: bootliker (mean . Stop that)

iliyal / ilieal Drator: youngest and most mysterious member of the crew. Hemoanon but claims to be a lowblood. Though with how much he brags you'd think he wasnt. Despite the bragging and general self-important attitude though he doesn't seem to have any real role on the ship or meaningful skills. They mostly keep him around cuz they cant let him be on his own with a clear conscience. Most likely after Raksha to make snide jokes or remarks, though his feel more meanspirited. They assume he thinks its lighthearted jabs. Probably. He appeared on the ship one day and they just let him stay there like a stray cat.

No romantic relationships.

Nickname: lil shit.

YOU KNOW 2/11 'S DEALS i cant write no more 😭

Quirks: SPOILERS ?!?; dont read if u dont wanna recognize them in yo asks

Raksha: Tthhe qquicckk bbrowwnn ffoxx jjumppss overr tthhe lazy ddogg.

^ emphasis on "strong" sounds

Roseta: the quick purrown fox jumps over the lazy dog, meow.

^ ,meow. Suffix and cat puns

Tripto: BZZt_The quick br0wn f0XX jumpZ 0ver the laZy d0g_click

^ prefix and suffix. o->0, s->Z, z->Z, x->XX

Chizma: the quick b...brown fox jumps over the lazy dog...

^ b->b...b . Ends sentences with ...

iliyal/ilieal: the qulck brown fox jumps over the iazy dog.

^ i=l

[trollocs-ooc]

ok miss girl