#The Haunted Couch
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Y’know, I really thought taking an impromptu roadtrip out to the middle of nowhere would help clear my head.
It did not.
The Trigun/Vashwood brainrot followed me to the random antique mall…
#trigun#the couch#the couch irl edition…#sobbing#screaming crying throwing up#my hyperfixations#they haunt me like ghosts 💀#trigun manga#trimax#trigun maximum#trigun shitpost#trigun brainrot#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#woowoo wednesday#and they said banana fish was bad… 💀
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Decided this place doesn’t have an Older Danny that’s fucked up enough. I need him heavier on the ice powers. I took it upon myself to start cookin.
Here’s a 28 yo, depressed, technically homeless, absolutely miserable ghost who continues to protect amity park with the same love he always has.
#danny#danny phantom#danny fenton#Older Danny#aged up characters#aged up au#aged up Danny Phantom#he’s almost 30#He has not been enjoying these 14 years#He’s exhausted#he can’t keep a job#he can’t live with his parents anymore#he’s either couch surfing or he’s not sleeping at all#the only reason he’s not died yet is because he’s already dead#his ‘home’ is just amity park#more like his liar#his haunt#maybe#People still don’t know how to feel about him#but he’s still more comfortable in Ghost Form#He crashes with Valerie a lot#they’re sort of dating#it’s complicated#she’s successful#she’s the red huntress#she doesn’t know he knows#or that he’s Phantom#Nobody but the usual gang does#and Paulina#after a very strange evening for them both
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lance and keith are both horror junkies but on opposite ends of the spectrum. keith loves horror movies while lance loves true crime. lance forces himself to sit with keith and watch scary movies bc he like spending time with his bf. he spends the entire movie clinging to him, his arms so tight around keith’s ribs that he can barely breathe. keith returns the favor by watching true crime documentaries with lance. he is horrified at all of it bc y’know. its real. and thats scary. he insists on going with lance everywhere when he has to leave (ie to the store or a friends house or even the mailbox) and repeatedly checks their houses locks on all the doors and windows.
#klance#keith kogane#lance mcclain#vld#voltron#voltron legendary defender#they go to haunted houses during halloween with their friends#lance is Terrified#keith finds it all Hilarious#on the drive home lance pretends like their car broke down in the middle of the woods#he only stops bc keith is on the verge of a panic attack#lance sleeps on the couch#it was worth it#(he apologizes by making breakfast in the morning even tho keith has been up for hours bc hes a morning person)#(lance loves him regardless of his flaws)
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I’m not sick. I’m microdosing being a ghost!
#wooOOOOooooOoo#I’m haunting the fuck out of this couch right now#moaning randomly#pale asf#ghost hours#this great#ghosts are so cool
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#haunted clone week#its the couch that's haunted#commander fox#corrie guard#star wars#the clone wars#tcw#sw fanart#tcw fanart#sw halloween#happy halloween#i know it's horizontal instead of vertical#and its going against tumblr's flow#but what the hell#its halloween#unnatural#is very much in theme#what happened#who knows#maybe a shiny died in there#maybe it was already like that#when fox picked it off the trashes#maybe he killed a senator in there#and that's all a senator's revenge can amount to#decorative and slightly bothersome#😄#“You said I killed you- haunt me then!” Fox#probably#my fanart#coline7373
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i’m one hundred percent sure that dabi loves it a lot when you leave hickeys on his chest or abs, the reddish marks you gave him in contrast with his porcelain skin turns him on so damn much.
#kelin's thoughts#bnha smut#mha smut#dabi smut#touya todoroki smut#bnha headcanons#mha headcanons#dabi headcanons#touya todoroki headcanons#like– his tiddies and that choco bar look so kissable and markable...#totally inspired by that scene of him on the couch that keeps haunting me everyday...#I WANT TO BE ON THAT COUCH WITH HIM SO BAD GRRRRRRRRR#put back the smut tags because some cupcakes on here can't handle even this much 🤧💀
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“Mulder, why are we here?”
[he finishes stepping out of the lunar lander]
“Moon’s haunted, Scully”
#xfiles#x files#agent mulder#agent scully#dana scully#fox mulder#moons haunted#Dustin Couch#dustinkcouch
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no matter what happens this season it's honestly just making me so excited to watch it play out knowing that the creators and actors are fully aware of buddie and actively support it like 2010s queerbaited me dreamed of times like these
#mine#911#911 abc#buddie#i'm still haunted by supernatural and what those folks were intentionally doing or not#😂😂#like i honestly don't care if buddie goes canon this season i think it'd be fun to stretch it out longer#but just knowing oliver and ryan are actively playing into it and the show runner supports it is so fun#like yes! that was intentional! thank you!#i'm so ready to kick my couch and throw my pillows around during their interactions
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i think if prim ever broke a bone itd end up being the worst however many weeks it takes to recover of their life lol
#a really vivid image of them sulking on the couch with one of those stupid clunky elbow casts on is haunting me rn idk what to do abt it#if theyre not allowed to do anything theyll end up killing. sorry.
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I'm gonna be honest, I feel like such a bad pet owner - particularly of my fish. When I got them I had huge plans on how to take care of them well and how to make it a really healthy miniature ecosystem, and I honestly could blame any number of issues that got us here, but the bottom line is that there are now only three tetras in a thirty gallon fishtank in my room that I can barely access to feed them and change the filter. It's incredibly frustrating. I don't know what to do next. I can't get more for their social needs with the tank like this, but I don't really have means to fix it.
#for context the house is. bad. and it's my parents house#most of the stuff in my room isn't mine#I am sleeping on the couch :)#the health of these fish haunts me every day and spending money on them is a waste to members of my family#unless it's food and filter cartridges and in my current living situation it's not really possible for me to make personal purchases#without parental approval. it's complicated#and the sparrow sings#my poor fish don't deserve this
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(i blame this one on insomnia)
#buddie#evan bucley#eddie diaz#buck x eddie#911#my art#can it be monday already#season sex come on#haunted by eddie’s couch#911 fanart
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The cast and crew of LITA didn’t necessarily have to imply what they did by including this 2-second shot of the bruises on Rain’s knees...
But by the Power of Greyskull, they really gave us everything we could have wanted and more.
#like damn okay#that's not even subtle#love in the air#love in the air special episode#lita special ep#lita meme#lita shitpost#payu rain#the daddy couch#payurain#phayurain#phayu x rain#p'payu#payu x rain#AND HE SCRUBBED PAYU'S FLOORS JUDGING BY THE STATE OF HIS KNEES#haunted forever by the year 2011 sorry guys
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oh the inherent healing of rearranging your home. love is stored here.
#i’m using my day off to turn my living room into a *living room*#and 🥰 man the joy is unmatched for real#i go to bed in disbelief that this really is my home. i wake up looking at my balcony just hoping for spring to come soon#hoping for money too hahah your bitch is broke but MAN!!!#i’m gonna have a wonderful balcony soon 🥹 to sit!!! and hide away from the summer sun bc it faces north. hhhh#man i’m. i’m so good. i’m haunted and i feel tiny and too big at the same time but i’m. at the same time i’m so so good#i have a couch. i have a bed. i don’t have a table or chairs yet and can’t use the balcony for anything but standing but 🥹#man. feeling like this reminds me that humans are inherently good. because i’m human. and i’m so so good.#summer will come whether i’m patient or not#like fr sometimes i stop in my day to remember that this is foreal my home. this is my apartment. mine. i get to have this 🥹#and through all the horrible and wonderful things that will come it will be here and welcome me like an old friend 🥹#these walls are alive and they know i’m haunted but they don’t care. they remain. and there is no feeling quite like this
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Tazzik, the Shadow Broker, Bray, Harrot, Aria, and Barla Von please!
Thank you!! :D
Push off a cliff: Uhhh I think Aria's gotta go....... She's got biotics, she'll survive (but I won't)
Kiss: So I don't really care for kissing but I would make an exception for the Shadow Broker any day
Marry: Barla Von for the financial stability and lack of gunfire
Set on Fire: Tazzik, I mean, he'd probably be into it idk
Wrap a Blanket around: Harrot. As an apology for never finding that stupid couch for him. I tried, man, I tried
Be Roommates with: Bray because he's like, not likely to cause drama. I think. Reasonable guy
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anyone else up haunted by the things that never were & never will be. anyone else face to face with ghosts.
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Thinking about Bernard telling Fran that the dress she was wearing for her date was nice in S1E3
#yapping#text post#black books#bernard black#fran katzenjammer#… again#also that scene in S3E6 where he drapes his coat over her after she passes out on his couch#guys what if I was so normal about them I ate glass#they make me so#AUGHHHHHH#they’re the best man/woman platonic relationship I’ve ever seen#imo ☝️#I know that some people ship them but I honestly view them more as a sister/brother dynamic#like the way Fran’s the only person who Bernard listens to#(mostly by beating the shit out of him lmao)#(which is very sibling-coded if you ask me)#I saw someone say once that Manny may be temporary in their lives#but they��ll always have each other#that literally haunts me (positive)#like I’m going to lose my shit help#anyway#I’m done writing a fucking essay in my tags now#my fault gang
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