#The Guv'nor
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Okay, I swear I saw a post about this on Tumblr itself, but now I can't find it and I feel like I'm losing my mind
wasn't there a thing at some point in the UK where a video store was making weird phone calls to people who had overdue rentals and also potentially stalking them in taxis
isn't that what inspired the 'Ello Gov'nor episode of Regular Show?
did I hallucinate this?
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MF DOOM Community still active???
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London- England, 1958.
The Guv'nors was the first published photograph of Don McCullin . It shows a Finsbury Park gang posing in a local dilapidated house, days after a policeman was shot dead by one of its members.
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there are at least 100 British people, probably at least one of them says guvnor
do british people actually say guvnor
#though in my limited experience#people only say guv'nor when they are making a joke of some kind#or being dramatic or wahtever#so like yes- but#if they are mocking their friend for being demanding they might be like yes guv'nor of course! and does your lordship require anything else#shall i polish your shoes while i'm down here below you?#but it's only used ironically like that
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Jeff Beck w/ Brian May - "The Guv’nor"Lyrics Oh I ain't greedy But you gotta see my point of view I was not born yesterday Don't you know I must've learned a thing or two But there's a man on the loose baby An' he's all bad He'll tan your hide and give you what you never had They call him the Guv'nor (God bless the Guv'nor) He's trained to kill (God bless the Guv'nor) Make way for the Guv'nor (make way for the Guv'nor) Give yourself a thrill Look at the Dude! He's got the World - he got it made He got Attitude And he got a fist - like a switchblade And everyone in the City Gotta play his game I don't wanna be a wannabe I wanna be it Wanna be the Guv'nor (God bless the Guv'nor) He's Politically Incorrect (God bless the Guv'nor) Give way give way to the Guv'nor (Make way for the Guv'nor) You gotta show some respect Don't bother lookin' for a way to catch his ass This man is cookin' with a red-hot kind of gas He'll play them hits electrifyin' Tear you to bits and leave you - Cryin' cryin' cryin' yeah! So get ready for the showdown - (Don't lose your head) If licks could kill we'd all be long long dead On account of the Guv'nor! God bless the Guv'nor Make way make way For the Guv'nor You gotta see that man Let's see some respect now!
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Bourbon biscuits and tea, guv'nor
(The teacup space marine is finished! 💖)
#warhammer 40k#wh40k#adeptus astartes#space marines#miniature painting#miniature#freehand#he is inspired by the 'connossieur' china pattern from royal albert 😁#i've varnished him up and painted his base white marble and cleaned up the sides and now he is Complete#i think i'm going to try white + blue porcelain only next time or something celadon-y#also i'd have liked a stack of proper bourbons but i'm out so jammy dodgers it was. not my favourite biscuit but it was sufficient
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Jezebel 2.0 continues her wicked mission to (behead) silence and harass TRUTHERS by criminalizing our digital criticism. Pure evil.
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Marshall - DriveMaster
"Based on Marshall’s original The Guv'nor pedal"
cred: absolutemusic.co.uk
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The small propeller plane juddered as it touched down on the snowy airstrip, sending a shudder through Toby's body. He gripped the armrests tightly, his knuckles whitening. Flying commercial was one thing, but this rickety deathtrap was pushing his nerves to the limit.
As the plane rolled to a halt, Toby fumbled with the door latch, desperate to escape the confined space. The icy chill of the Barrows morning bit at his face as he stumbled onto the tarmac. His legs wobbled, still adjusting to solid ground after being crammed against Sebastian for the entire flight.
A wave of nausea washed over him. He doubled over, retching violently onto the pristine snow.
Damn it. He squeezed his eyes shut, cursing the Order of Hermes under his breath. What did Sebastian do to earn this backwater exile? Toby glared at his companion, daggers in his gaze. Surely the other mage must have crossed one of the big wigs to warrant such shoddy transportation to the remote town of Barrows.
Toby fumbled for his phone, his fingers numb and clumsy. The device slipped from his grasp, disappearing into the snow. "Bugger," he muttered, fishing it out and brushing off the flakes.
His thumb finally registered on the biometric sensor, unlocking the device. Chez's virtual form flickered into existence, the feline AI's eyes comically crossed and surrounded by dizzying swirls.
"Bloody hell, you look how I feel," Toby muttered. "Oi, Chez, you alright there?"
The digital feline blinked, then grinned. [Never better, guv'nor! Just a bit of a bumpy ride, innit?]
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Uhhh...
*ahem*
Top o the mornin, guv'nor, would you like a cuppa tea and some biscuits, perhaps with some fish n chips? Cheers mate, you have a blimey good blog. I'm simply chuffed to be your moot, you're a bloody good person
(POV: your American moot slips into your askbox and tries to communicate in British language to bond based on a single google search)
Im glad to be jr moot to, and your a good person to
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Howdy, guv'nor!
A wolf has escaped. An interviewer from a newspaper writes about it.
Much drama!
The wolf returns on its own like a good not-dog!
Meanwhile, Seward hastens to Lucy aftergetting Van Helsing's telegram late.
The house seems locked down and no one is around.
Van Helsing shows up!
Team Helsward breaks and enters, find all the servants drugged, Lucy's mom dead and Lucy herself as good as dead.
Team Helsward have trouble becaude they are not fit enough to give blood a second time, woe!
When things look bleak, BAM enters Quincey P Morris who has been sent by Arthur to check on Lucy and Team Helsward!
And thus, with new blood, Lucy is no longer as good as dead, but still very very badly.
Van Helsing is hopeful, Quincey is baffled and Jack is questioning is very sanity and all knowledge.
It has been a very very trying day
#dracula daily#a tale of a missing wolf amidst every other drama that's going on#sidestories in dracula
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oh my god daddy magic you can't just ask somebody what they're the guv'nor of
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I'm like actively sobbing over an ugly puppy called the guv'nor from the UK pets for homes site and I want to post him so badly but that would be weird . Why would they call it that
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