#The Guv'nor

[principiumindividuationis777]

[earlykatgetsthesparrow]

why does thei remind me of stupws

[lauralot89]

Okay, I swear I saw a post about this on Tumblr itself, but now I can't find it and I feel like I'm losing my mind

wasn't there a thing at some point in the UK where a video store was making weird phone calls to people who had overdue rentals and also potentially stalking them in taxis

isn't that what inspired the 'Ello Gov'nor episode of Regular Show?

did I hallucinate this?

[insomniacz]

MF DOOM Community still active???

[itsnothingbutluck]

Jeff Beck w/ Brian May - "The Guv’nor"Lyrics Oh I ain't greedy But you gotta see my point of view I was not born yesterday Don't you know I must've learned a thing or two But there's a man on the loose baby An' he's all bad He'll tan your hide and give you what you never had They call him the Guv'nor (God bless the Guv'nor) He's trained to kill (God bless the Guv'nor) Make way for the Guv'nor (make way for the Guv'nor) Give yourself a thrill Look at the Dude! He's got the World - he got it made He got Attitude And he got a fist - like a switchblade And everyone in the City Gotta play his game I don't wanna be a wannabe I wanna be it Wanna be the Guv'nor (God bless the Guv'nor) He's Politically Incorrect (God bless the Guv'nor) Give way give way to the Guv'nor (Make way for the Guv'nor) You gotta show some respect Don't bother lookin' for a way to catch his ass This man is cookin' with a red-hot kind of gas He'll play them hits electrifyin' Tear you to bits and leave you - Cryin' cryin' cryin' yeah! So get ready for the showdown - (Don't lose your head) If licks could kill we'd all be long long dead On account of the Guv'nor! God bless the Guv'nor Make way make way For the Guv'nor You gotta see that man Let's see some respect now!

[magistralucis]

Bourbon biscuits and tea, guv'nor

(The teacup space marine is finished! 💖)

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

Love when fandom makes you mentally reframe regular activities in the stupidest way possible

Me slicing an apple: "I love apples. Apples are my favorite fruit."

Me pouring orange soda: "Lots of cars in the ‘30s were diesels. They would run on vegetable oil..."

Me taking out the trash: "Always a weak point. That’s when and where these guys are gonna strike."

Me rearranging flowers in a vase: "Do you have any instant pudding?"

Me hovering over the shrimp cocktail at a party: "Cor blimey, guv'nor! That there's loaded with sea roaches!"

[mrskayathefrog]

there are at least 100 British people, probably at least one of them says guvnor

do british people actually say guvnor

[itspheenixbaby]

spirit members (1/2)

a highschool dropout, a know-it-all, an emo, a nepo baby, a drag racer, a workaholic & a pothead walk into a bar...

minus ken since i have a separate post 4 him

NAWT my subunit. only 1/2 of the group.

⋆｡°✩ princess bubblegum - ilytommy ⋆｡°✩

papa dont take no mess - james brown

"man, you guys are all lost without me"

name ; alejandro adeboye 🔩

nicknames ; alex, adeboye

race ; west african

nationality ; dominican-american

origin ; east harlem, manhattan, nyc

birth ; 9/16/02

personality ; calm, non chalant, sarcastic, know it all, smart, lenient, patient, mature, smart ass

enjoys ; hiking, handywork, engineering,

rep color ; orange

MBTI ; ISTP

has like six bullet wounds?

seems like ten years older than he actually is.

dry sense of humor.

gives really good advice.

the "dad" of the group.

season of the witch - donovan

"im not a serial killer"

name ; casper guavencexs 👻

nickname(s) ; N/A

race ; taino

nationality ; solvaridan-american

origin ; hunts point, bronx, nyc

brithday ; 7/12/03

personality ; scatterbrained, awkward, adventurous, forgetful & relaxed

enjoys ; photography, sketching, DJ-ing

rep color ; yellow

MBTI ; INFJ

no lights allowed in his room. artificial or not.

the "quiet" one of the group.

grew up in the projects.

the candy man can - sammy davis jr.

"mamas out in space, mamas doing stuff, mamas eatin' cake!"

name ; odilon cho 🍭

nickname(s) ; otto

race ; east asian

nationality ; hatian-american

origin ; chelsea, manhattan, nyc

birthday ; 5/10/02

personality ; naiive, sweet, childish, peaceful, innocent

enjoys ; baking, boxing, poetry, writing

rep color ; green

MBTI ; ESFJ

the "baby" of the group.

not the sharpest tool in the shed.

sheltered, rich family.

crashed into an uncountable number of poles back in nyc.

has the most ridiculous laugh ever. so easy to make fun of.

element - pop smoke

"hes not a drug dealer, hes a drug farmer."

name ; francisco konadu 🏎️

nickname(s) ; chico

race ; west african

nationality ; solvaridan-american

origin ; hunts point, bronx, nyc

birth ; 8/5/03

personality ; emotional, sensitive, macho, social

enjoys ; vaping, pranks, working out, cooking

rep color ; blue

MBTI ; ESTP

the "cool" member

for some reason knows everyone

drives like hes drifting. he should not be on the road but never gets in trouble.

thrill seeker.

drag racer. (ie fast & furious not rupauls 😭)

beverly hills - weezer

"beset on all sides by idiots."

name ; reginald guevara 🥯

nickname(s) ; reggie, redbulls-unofficial-brand ambassador, raggedy andy

race ; east asian, south western european

nationality ; cuban-american

origin ; brownsville, brooklyn, nyc

birth ; 6/5/02

personality ; serious, intimidating, short tempered, generous, forgiving, push over, disciplined

rep color ; indigo

MBTI ; ESTJ

the "straight man" of the group.

only surviving on energy drinks & Gods will.

will do anything for money

GUV'NOR - JJ DOOM

"all ive had today was 6 gummy bears and scotch"

name ; jason john jong 👾

nickname(s) ; jojo ☆, jay, jj

race ; mixed

nationality ; jamaican-american

origin ; richmond hill, queens, nyc.

birth ; 10/10/03

personality ; carefree, awkward, easy going, chill, delulu

rep color ; violet

position ; fotg, center

enjoys ; romance novels, poetry, video games

MBTI ; ISFP

terrible flirt but has a new gf (all the "love of his life") every week.

the "chill" one of the group.

insane luck. its like he has irl plot armor.

gets struck by lightning while in the group. and maintains a scar from it on his left shoulder.

abt my dr, for context ;

the carribbean has a bigger east asian diaspora.

new island called solvarida.

systemic racism, indigenous genocide & slavery didnt happen.

black people mostly have non-euro surnames.

different concept of race. the terms "black" or "white" arent used.

[fuzzkaizer]

Marshall - DriveMaster

"Based on Marshall’s original The Guv'nor pedal"

cred: absolutemusic.co.uk

[principiumindividuationis777]

[mysterypigeon]

i'm losing my mind. does anyone know that long post that goes like

OP:

something that implies the post can be taken

user: [stock image of stereotypical little british boy of the late 1800s, maybe a halloween costume]

gee, mistah, a've never 'ad me own post before! we don't get much at the orphanage which is where a'm at ever since my parents died on account of the typhoid. i'll treasure it as if it were me little brother who died of typhoid also

user2: [stock image of british cop costume]

'ey, where'd you get that post! (something about how stealing is bad or this is his last strike?)

user3: [stock image of sweet little british girl]

oh, no, officer! 'e's a good lad, he is! (something nice the little british boy did for her father who maybe also has typhoid)

user4: [stock image of little asshole british boy]

don't listen to her, guv'nor! she's a right strumpet! i saw 'er showin' her ankles to a man while her daddy picked his pocket! lock 'em both up

OP:

they made my fucking post british

[soncfthewitch]

closed starter for @heirofhermes

The small propeller plane juddered as it touched down on the snowy airstrip, sending a shudder through Toby's body. He gripped the armrests tightly, his knuckles whitening. Flying commercial was one thing, but this rickety deathtrap was pushing his nerves to the limit.

As the plane rolled to a halt, Toby fumbled with the door latch, desperate to escape the confined space. The icy chill of the Barrows morning bit at his face as he stumbled onto the tarmac. His legs wobbled, still adjusting to solid ground after being crammed against Sebastian for the entire flight.

A wave of nausea washed over him. He doubled over, retching violently onto the pristine snow.

Damn it. He squeezed his eyes shut, cursing the Order of Hermes under his breath. What did Sebastian do to earn this backwater exile? Toby glared at his companion, daggers in his gaze. Surely the other mage must have crossed one of the big wigs to warrant such shoddy transportation to the remote town of Barrows.

Toby fumbled for his phone, his fingers numb and clumsy. The device slipped from his grasp, disappearing into the snow. "Bugger," he muttered, fishing it out and brushing off the flakes.

His thumb finally registered on the biometric sensor, unlocking the device. Chez's virtual form flickered into existence, the feline AI's eyes comically crossed and surrounded by dizzying swirls.

"Bloody hell, you look how I feel," Toby muttered. "Oi, Chez, you alright there?"

The digital feline blinked, then grinned. [Never better, guv'nor! Just a bit of a bumpy ride, innit?]

[the-devil-inhumanform]

Uhhh...

*ahem*

Top o the mornin, guv'nor, would you like a cuppa tea and some biscuits, perhaps with some fish n chips? Cheers mate, you have a blimey good blog. I'm simply chuffed to be your moot, you're a bloody good person

(POV: your American moot slips into your askbox and tries to communicate in British language to bond based on a single google search)

Im glad to be jr moot to, and your a good person to

[singingbookwormwithrainbowheart]

Howdy, guv'nor!

A wolf has escaped. An interviewer from a newspaper writes about it.

Much drama!

The wolf returns on its own like a good not-dog!

Meanwhile, Seward hastens to Lucy aftergetting Van Helsing's telegram late.

The house seems locked down and no one is around.

Van Helsing shows up!

Team Helsward breaks and enters, find all the servants drugged, Lucy's mom dead and Lucy herself as good as dead.

Team Helsward have trouble becaude they are not fit enough to give blood a second time, woe!

When things look bleak, BAM enters Quincey P Morris who has been sent by Arthur to check on Lucy and Team Helsward!

And thus, with new blood, Lucy is no longer as good as dead, but still very very badly.

Van Helsing is hopeful, Quincey is baffled and Jack is questioning is very sanity and all knowledge.

It has been a very very trying day

[pepsi-maxwell]

oh my god daddy magic you can't just ask somebody what they're the guv'nor of