#The Four Ls (???)

[linkedspirit-fanartfunart]

[Image Description: 1 colored drawing and 2 lineart comics for Linked Spirit AU featuring FSA Green Knight/Smith's Father, and Smith. The Green Knight has long shoulder length blond hair and a beard. He wears a green cloak and blueish armor. He looks forward flatly, holding a green kinstone in one hand and his helmet with a green plume in his other arm. The 2nd picture is labeled "post mc" and Green Knight rubs his temples, grumbling "uuuhg my Head, What even Happened" A 6 year old Smith looks up and announces "I got a new hat! For fighting Vaati!" He looks down, eyes wide, beard and eye bags more defined labeled "instant + 10 years" 3rd: He holds out the Green Royal Jewel toward one of the 4 Links. "You must not forget Vaati is not the only foe you face-" he says, One of the Links shouts, "Why is your hair Green Dad?" "Just take the jewel" he says. A screenshot of the in-game sprite with bright green hair and an arrow to his head is labeled "lost a Prank War with the other Knights" End ID]

Gotta love being the Knight father to a kid who's saved the kingdom 3 times over and before you can even think of helping you're brainwashed by some mouse man wizard.

anyway idk what his name is rn. Who knows if he'll need one.

[dantebt]

[melancholyghoul]

Why Four Alarm Fire fics work so well in my stupid gay/poly brain:

• Carlos is a Power Top

• TK is a Sub Bottom

• Buck is a Sub Top (mostly, but does bottom)

• Eddie is a Power Bottom (mostly, but does top)

[taniushka12]

insane that kristen and david had been fighting leland's free rein in the church since the beginning only for it to finally end when her daughters fucking doxx him in a kids game, that's SO fucking funny oh my god

[karagna]

A Cardinal Cartographer arguing with their friend about the next destination they should travel to

[momowoah]

Buck flirting with men is soooo embarassing lmaooo I'm rewatching the crossover and his conversation with TK is just hilarious. Why is his first instinct every time to pick up a fight? Like damn flirt like a normal person

[soot-and-salt]

Vox has a horde of yes men, a legion of yes men, a cadre of the damn jerks.

Yet all he wants is one single yes from the man who means the most to him.

Unfortunately, all Alastor knows how to do is say no.

I should go ahead and make a formal post about this one, especially since I posted it so late last night. I gotta stop doing that.

A little return to radiostatic, my beloved. With a shockingly soft ending, if you know my usual writing. Sometimes I truly do just want them to be happy.

New installment of We Should've Been Enemies coming soon, I promise...

[mergedshadows-fanartfunart]

[Image Description: 2 panel lineart comic for the Merged Shadows AU. Panel 1: Fin throws a boomerang at the Eel with a grimace. Panel 2: the Eel sinks to the sea floor with stars around it's head. Fin looks down at it with wide eyes. End ID]

The Eel is Stunned! Should Fin Swim Away, or Attack with the Sword?

also thanks for waiting for this one yall lolol

[merakiui]

thinking a lot about the twins hiring a stripper (you) for azul’s birthday. maybe he’s turning 30 or something and they want to celebrate the ever-approaching midlife crisis before it eventually happens at 40 or so. or maybe he’s still young and dumb and they say you ought to live your twenties (and the many years that follow) with passion! either way, they don’t tell him they’ve hired you and neither twin knows that you’re actually the one azul has been obsessively stalking for so long now. but when you show up to his party and everyone’s either enjoying the amusements brought on by your sudden arrival, or they’re thinking of ways to use this opportunity to their advantage (i.e. if azul doesn’t want you they’ll have you).

it’s a birthday miracle azul manages to remain so calm and composed even when he politely drags you into a more secluded environment (i.e. his bedroom), ignoring the cheers and stupid innuendos that follow him all the way up the stairs. you’re all smiles and laughter, teasingly flirting with him and sweetly asking him to promise to treat you with care and to be oh-so-gentle. and god if azul doesn’t want to just push you onto his mattress and make a mess out of you. of course he knew of your profession. he’s known about it ever since he laid eyes on you and started delving into your life, unearthing every bit of information he could in the form of very lengthy background checks. he’s even visited the underground club you work at on occasion, if only to be closer to you, to toe the line between curiosity and invasive obsession. 

it’s in your nature to charm, to have a tongue adorned with the purest silver, to be sugary-sweet with your clients. but when you shove him onto his bed and climb on top of him, fingers curling into the lapels of his suit jacket, you’re uncharacteristically rough. he’s observed you long enough to know you’re a kind soul. he always falls for that type, after all. 

you lean in, lips ghosting his, and he almost seals what’s left of the distance. but your next words are just as sharp and poisonous as your smile, and they snuff the electric tension in the room, quickly filling it with a raw, sticky dread instead. any lustful thoughts he might have harbored in that moment tumble from his skull when your whispered threat knocks him upside the head, sudden and painfully direct. 

“when we leave this room, i never want to see you again.” azul almost protests—what in the world are you going on about?—but he knows. and so do you when you add, “i don’t have relations with stalkers, work-related or not. so unless the birthday boy wants me to treat him so good it ends with his little friend in a tub of ice—” to make your point maliciously clear you trace a manicured fingernail along his crotch— “i’d suggest leaving me the fuck alone from now on.”

and when you pull away, climb off of him, and smooth the nonexistent wrinkles in your skimpy outfit, you have the gall to smile so brightly, your voice a delightful sing-song. “by the way, have a very happy birthday, mr. ashengrotto.”

perhaps merfolk and humans are not so different after all: they’re both ruthless when they need to be.

[reikaniichan]

random stuff part… i dunno…

the sableye (pokémon sleep) never got “full” so i just kept feeding it biscuits until we became friends (wheeze).

it (the doodles) happened cuz i went… hold on.. you both have this kinda hair/ears!!!

[freakinator]

zam, hannah, and bacon immediately went to hide planet the second he logged in lmao

[linkedspirit-fanartfunart]

[Image Description: A color redrawing of a Four Swords Adventures Manga panel, in which Shadow hooks an arm around Violet Link's shoulder, shaded darkly while Vio looks down, brows furrowed and wide-eyed. The redrawn Shadow and Vio are fatter, with larger ears and they are leaning closer to each other. End ID]

Shadow: hi, you need so many more cuddles than the idiots give you, be evil with me Viola: ah shoot I'm touch starved this is gonna be hard to ignore

[whspermy-name]

Me when I'm making fun of dale but then remember that I have the simplest ass name ever

[taniushka12]

post finale b plot concept where ben (who's visiting) finds out that timothy still has like.. demonic features so to speak and he helps kristen keeping the secret from the vatican and also from david (who would 100% help her keep the secret too but also? the church's got truth detecting ppl so for now its easier for everyone if he doesnt know) so you have whatever monster of the week thing thats happening in the main plot and in the background baby shenanigans ft kristen and ben gaslighting italian people, together 😌💞

[respectthepetty]

She hates him

He hates her

I ship it

The bisexuals can't lose this year

[cowboytarlos]

oh my god this detective is so bad i fully believe owen would do a better job