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#The Correct Bible
judahmaccabees · 2 months
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You ate meal;
I ate the bread.
You drank water;
I made wine.
I went to Hell,
And returned with Shaddai's blessing.
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daisy-mooon · 3 months
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"The main character of Dune being called Paul is bad writing" no you dont UNDERSTAND. Paul is the only biblical name in Dune which firstly ties it into his whole messiah gig, but the fact that its Paul specifically is so interestinggg
In the Bible, Paul was originally a guy called Saul. He was perfectly fine with persecuting and murdering Christians until he got a vision from God, changed his name, embraced a new religion and stopped killing Christians.
Paul's name in Dune is clever because Paul has the OPPOSITE arc. He doesn't want to kill or persecute anyone, then he sees visions, has some changes to his name and then he embraces a new religion and starts killing people. Like my god Frank Herbert's mind??? I need whatever drugs he was on asap
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4 MINUTES (2024) I EP. 1 & EP. 2
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the0fi · 2 years
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whenever things get rough, ava does her best to give everyone hope by quoting the bible, because she’s the warrior nun and that’s what she’s supposed to do in a church full of catholics, right?. the only problem is that she doesn’t know shit about the bible, so she’ll just be walking around saying things like “everything will be okay, just remember: Luke 24:42” and everyone else is like “tf does ‘they gave him a piece of broiled fish’ mean ava”
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givemebishies · 4 months
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Eve absolutely had leg hair. She had bushy eyebrows and hairy arms and that didn’t make her any less feminine or any less of a woman. I know this for a fact she told me herself
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yurimartyr · 1 year
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one of my favoruite useless facts is how back in the day W used to be written "vv" or "uu" and was thus called either "double-v" or "double-u". after time, however, writing "uu" as well as calling it "double-v" fell out of fashion, leading to "vv" (w) being called "double-u". this is... so fuckign dumb and I love it. We were just unlucky I guess.
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friendrat · 5 months
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The problem with the church today is that so many "Christians" do not actually believe in redemption.
#unironically christian#i say this because of all the people who make comments about people's testimony#like saying they don't believe that only fans girl who was saved and baptized was really saved#like... reading through the comments it becomes clear that the “Christians” don't actually accept her#like... my brother in Christ... your good deeds are as worthy as my used pad#that is straight up in the bible#you are not better than her and you do not deserve redemption more than her#her salvation is between her and God#and yes... you say that time will reveal her fruit and you are correct#but guess what#ananias was called to extend a hand to paul *before* his fruit showed#and he was a frigging serial killer who was out for ananias's blood the week before#you do not get to pick and choose which converts you get to except#you are not God and thank heavens for it because if you were we would all be doomed#*deep breath*#i am just so sick of this... farse... that Christianity has become#Christians need a wake up call#oh! and and when you act like its impossible to accept that she could be saved you belittle God's power#you call into question Jesus's blood and it's ability to cleanse and if that is false your salvation is worthless!#also also you go against the things clearly written in the Bible while wearing the title of Christian#which means you are misrepresenting God's nature and intentions which means you are breaking the command to not take the lord's name in vain#wow... i thought i was done at the deep breath... guess not😅#rat rants
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subsequentibis · 4 months
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'marcille thinks men should be masculine' love and light have you seen the form the succubus takes to try to get her. elves are so fucking androgynous. what are you even talking about.
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perroulisses · 8 months
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sheep sketch dump
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at first we have Osheepseus and Sheepsus Christ
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Asheepna and her pet liar
he does tricks
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All Scripture is God-Breathed
All Scripture is inspired by God and is useful for teaching, for showing people what is wrong in their lives, for correcting faults, and for teaching how to live right. Using the Scriptures, the person who serves God will be capable, having all that is needed to do every good work. — 2 Timothy 3:16-17 | New Century Version (NCV) The Holy Bible, New Century Version®. Copyright © 2005 by Thomas Nelson, Inc. Cross References: Deuteronomy 29:29; Zephaniah 3:2; Romans 4:23; Romans 15:4; 1 Timothy 6:11; 2 Timothy 2:21; Titus 1:16; Hebrews 13:21; 2 Peter 1:20-21
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God-Breathed Scripture
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yujeong · 5 months
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MileApo talking about VegasPete - KinnPorsche The Series La Forte Special Clip 25
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judahmaccabees · 4 months
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frickin shite that was the worst small group I've ever been to in my life
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The federation/the codes/a secret third thing on the island (?) having access to purgatory is absolutely insane when you consider that THE ACTUAL LIVING BREATHING QUEEN OF HELL IS ON THE ISLAND.
Incredibly interested on how the demons of the island will react to the event (is this particular purgatory the actual real purgatory? or is it something made just for the island? If it's the real purgatory then will the demons recognize it??) but Mouse and the admins could pull some god tier lore here.
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hear me out: Babel minisode where the archangels see something out the windows of heaven for the first time and Aziraphale is sent to go commit the world’s first 9/11. hijinks ensue. the tower falls because Crowley leans on the cornerstone wrong.
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perths · 2 years
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There were red patches [due to laser hair removal] on my face. So, I was freaking out because I had to shoot Wander Day. I was worried that my skin was gonna look funny.
WAN(DER) DAY : Perth
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