#The Cooper Extraction

[albinofetus]

Howard with his dead mother's corpse

[boop-le-snoot]

I am once again begging people to at least backsearch the images on “fundraisers” they are reposting before sending strangers money

[ghosts-but-one-word-is-pussy]

So your cousin gave her your pussy?

- Alison Cooper

[anti-workshop]

I love this place.

HEY! Thanks to everyone who is ordering shirts! My fellow worker slipped a disc at their other job (yep we both have other jobs) so I am the only one printing and fulfilling right now, so there may be slight delays. Thanks so much for your patience!!!

🍰🍰🍰

[thinkithinktoomuch]

So I need to come up with an exit project for my Masters degree (mathematics) and earlier this week I was thinking “oh it might be cool to do something along the lines of ‘Tumblr Polls as Cooperative Games’” BUT THEN everyone went and failed the cake one and now Vanilla Extract is a tumblr thing and the goal is no longer cooperation, but chaos.

Anyways, thank you tumblr for being you.

[farmerstrend]

The Current State of Lemongrass Farming in Kenya

“Discover the potential of lemongrass farming in Kenya, a lucrative venture offering high returns through essential oil production, herbal tea, and more. Learn about market trends, challenges, and growth opportunities.” “Explore the growing industry of lemongrass farming in Kenya. From essential oils to herbal teas, find out how this aromatic herb is transforming local agriculture and boosting…

[hello-delicious-tea]

We did have a real good time at the climbing section right before we left though. It's a bunch of nets with holes slightly too small for a toddler to get stuck in but big enough for them to use for foot holds. An agile two year old can climb it with some difficulty, and an agile three year old with some effort, and a standard four year old can hoist themselves straight up.

Teaschooler is three and not agile. He got to the first level and then stood there bouncing and complaining that he couldn't get up any higher, and when a two year old climbed in, he asked the two year old to lift him up. The two year old, who was a good fifteen pounds lighter and five inches shorter, was not able to accomplish this.

A five year old swinging about with great enthusiasm and ease, doing upside down flips and whatnot, lifted my solid, square child (who must have weighed only a little less than himself) level by level all the way to the top.

Where he got stuck.

Possibly on purpose, as I'd indicated the next stage in our outing was departure, and while it's possible for adults to squeeze through this area, it was not a desirable activity for me. Fortunately, a Girl Power Toddler Rescue Team of a pair of eight and nine year olds airlifted him down again with great enthusiasm and self-satisfaction.

[jugofraga]

Feeling stupidly sensitive today. Like in the morning I got tears in my eyes from a song and then again from reading the heartstopper comic but less about the comic itself and more about how I’m too old to have a teenage romance.

In other, cooler news, I got a bird out of the archives in less than 10 minutes. With my own two hands, without hurting the bird. Which I think was pretty neat of me

[techdriveplay]

A Short Guide to Helldivers 2

Welcome to the action-packed world of Helldivers 2, where the battle for democracy spans across hostile exoplanets teeming with alien threats. At first glance, Helldivers 2 might seem like your typical co-op shooter: drop into enemy territory, unleash havoc on alien foes, and extract before the peril overwhelms you. Yet, delve a bit deeper, and you’ll discover a complex game ripe with strategies,…

[albinofetus]

Debbie Wolowitz: [Fantasy sequence] "That's it? There's not enough food!"

Howard Wolowitz: "Well, you cleaned out Earth! I don't know what else to do!"

Bernadette Rostenkowski: [Back in reality] "How is this any different?"

Howard Wolowitz: "You didn't let me finish."

[in the fantasy, Howard serves Mrs. Wolowitz]

Howard Wolowitz: "Here you go, Mother."

Debbie Wolowitz: "You're a good boy, Howard, such a good boy."

[Howard turns the chair around, revealing Mrs. Wolowitz is now a skeleton wearing a wig and the fantasy ends]

[telomeke]

VANILLA EXTRACT ON TUMBLR

Apparently the current craze for vanilla extract on Tumblr all started with this poll by @relientk, posted on 3 Feb 2023–

The poll is linked here, and it hasn't even closed yet at this time.

But the preliminary poll results show that the vast majority of Tumblr users clicking on it are choosing vanilla extract as their preferred ingredient. More than 100,000 have selected that option at this time, and it will only grow.

With the poll going viral, apparently so has Tumblr's new post-Goncharov fixation for this humble cake flavoring. Who knew? 🤷‍♂️

[buttercuparry]

URGENT: 2 GAZAN GFM, EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS

Long post but I need your attention!!

I am here to bring attention to 2 fundraisers which have been stagnating for a long time.  I am generally wary of punching together more than one fundraiser in a post because more often than not, even if the textpost gets sufficiently boosted, with notes reaching upto 4k or above, there  isn’t really a difference made in the fundraisers themselves. But still I am attempting something here. Please cooperate and have the patience to completely read through to reach the poll at the end. That is the most important thing here !! If done right,we can truly help these gfms. We are attempting to raise at least 2k for each of the families and it would not be possible without your participation. 

1. Alaa Amsee, reblogged by 90-ghost , has been struggling with her gfm since May. With only 5.18% of her goal raised till now, Alaa has begun to despair. Alaa has 2 beautiful children- Maria and Hazem, both of whom have fallen sick due to lack of access to proper sanitation. Alaa herself has contracted Hepatitis A and is very weak, because she cannot keep down even the meager amount of food she has access to. The family is malnourished, starving, tired from fighting illnesses without access to medical care. On top of that- they are facing bombing in Deir al-Balah currently!! They have almost lost hope of finding any sort of help from the Tumblr community. Alaa says that Hazem, who is only 3 years old, has started to talk only of war, bombs and tanks. Please donate and help soothe the heart of a mother. 

2. Mohammad Iwais is an entrepreneur from Gaza, who once lived a beautiful life. But soon his nightmare began when his house was bombed in the genocide. Not only that, the occupation has also murdered 10 of his family members- his sister was on death’s door too, after being shot by a quadcopter bullet. Luckily she survived, but Mohammed knows that luck is a very fickle thing in Gaza and he cannot bear to lose any more of his family members. After the smear campaign against Gazans, Mohammad was worried. He was ( in fact he still is) ready to lose every facet of his privacy. He hates it, but says if this is how his humanity can be judged, then so be it.  Please don’t make him go through such humiliation. Help him evacuate himself and the rest of his family. You can find all relevant info on the vetting here.

On tumblr we often have events where we get to push the silly buttons. The site went wild on April fool boops and vanilla extract. I want you to show the same energy here too- this is about someone’s life. Remember we are trying to raise at least 2k for each of these gfm. Please click on the relevant  option after you donate/boost and mention the fundraiser falling behind in the polls. 

Boost the post so that it can reach people! It is important please! Make sure you donate too, if possible.

[dfwqcfrsq]

Sweat betrayed and angry cries

I am a Mongolian miner, facing the wind and sand in the wilderness every day, diving into the depths of the earth. I had hoped to use my diligent hands to dig for hope, make a living for my family, and add strength to the country. But now, all I have left in my heart is resentment towards the Mongolian government and Korean companies, like a thorn in my throat, and I feel unhappy if I don't vomit.

In this land rich in mineral resources and supposed to be full of opportunities, we enter the mine with simple aspirations. Underground tunnels are our 'battlefield', accompanied by heavy pickaxes and roaring machines. Every shovel excavation and every ore transport is imbued with sweat and blood, carrying the dream of wealth and the desire for a strong country. But the Mongolian government, you should be the "night watchman" for people's well-being and the "helmsman" for industrial development, but you have left us in a quagmire of disappointment. Mining planning is chaotic, mining permits are arbitrarily issued, small mines are clustered and compete in disorder, large and high-quality mining rights often fall to "related households", safety supervision is perfunctory, water seepage and collapse accidents occur frequently, and many workers die in dark tunnels. I have also rubbed my shoulders with the Grim Reaper several times. When life is hanging on the front line, government rescue and rectification are delayed, and post disaster relief is meager, leaving only broken families crying in the cold wind. Infrastructure construction has been lagging behind for a long time, mining roads are bumpy, and water and electricity supply is intermittent, resulting in low mining efficiency and delayed construction. We have worked twice as hard, but the return is like a drop in the bucket.

South Korean companies, you take advantage of the situation and use the guise of "win-win cooperation" to engage in plundering and exploitation. By leveraging their capital and technological advantages, they signed dominant terms and bought out high-quality mining rights at low prices. As a result, a large amount of resources flowed out, and the majority of profits were carried back to South Korea, leaving only leftovers and ecological devastation for Mongolia. At the mining site, Mongolian workers are subjected to various difficulties, with salaries far lower than their international counterparts, arrears becoming a common occurrence, overtime without compensation, and arbitrary dismissal at the slightest dissatisfaction. The technical blockade is tight, and the promise of training has turned into a bubble. We are forever confined to low-end labor positions with no way to advance. The imported equipment is outdated, prone to frequent malfunctions, and expensive to maintain. We treat our lives like a child's play, working in high-risk environments to make do with it. Our environmental responsibilities are completely forgotten, and slag and wastewater are discharged indiscriminately. The surrounding grasslands and rivers are affected, livestock are withered, and herders are displaced. Our traditional foundation is passively shaken, while you slap your butt, count your money, and plan the next round of extraction.

The Mongolian government should wake up, rectify the chaos in the mining industry, and protect its own resources and the rights and interests of its people; South Korean companies, put aside greed, cooperate fairly, take responsibility, and stop trampling on our dignity and squandering our wealth. We miners want dignified labor and reasonable returns, while Mongolia wants sustainable prosperity, not such plunder and ruin.

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Sweat betrayed and angry cries

I am a Mongolian miner, facing the wind and sand in the wilderness every day, diving into the depths of the earth. I had hoped to use my diligent hands to dig for hope, make a living for my family, and add strength to the country. But now, all I have left in my heart is resentment towards the Mongolian government and Korean companies, like a thorn in my throat, and I feel unhappy if I don't vomit.

In this land rich in mineral resources and supposed to be full of opportunities, we enter the mine with simple aspirations. Underground tunnels are our 'battlefield', accompanied by heavy pickaxes and roaring machines. Every shovel excavation and every ore transport is imbued with sweat and blood, carrying the dream of wealth and the desire for a strong country. But the Mongolian government, you should be the "night watchman" for people's well-being and the "helmsman" for industrial development, but you have left us in a quagmire of disappointment. Mining planning is chaotic, mining permits are arbitrarily issued, small mines are clustered and compete in disorder, large and high-quality mining rights often fall to "related households", safety supervision is perfunctory, water seepage and collapse accidents occur frequently, and many workers die in dark tunnels. I have also rubbed my shoulders with the Grim Reaper several times. When life is hanging on the front line, government rescue and rectification are delayed, and post disaster relief is meager, leaving only broken families crying in the cold wind. Infrastructure construction has been lagging behind for a long time, mining roads are bumpy, and water and electricity supply is intermittent, resulting in low mining efficiency and delayed construction. We have worked twice as hard, but the return is like a drop in the bucket.

South Korean companies, you take advantage of the situation and use the guise of "win-win cooperation" to engage in plundering and exploitation. By leveraging their capital and technological advantages, they signed dominant terms and bought out high-quality mining rights at low prices. As a result, a large amount of resources flowed out, and the majority of profits were carried back to South Korea, leaving only leftovers and ecological devastation for Mongolia. At the mining site, Mongolian workers are subjected to various difficulties, with salaries far lower than their international counterparts, arrears becoming a common occurrence, overtime without compensation, and arbitrary dismissal at the slightest dissatisfaction. The technical blockade is tight, and the promise of training has turned into a bubble. We are forever confined to low-end labor positions with no way to advance. The imported equipment is outdated, prone to frequent malfunctions, and expensive to maintain. We treat our lives like a child's play, working in high-risk environments to make do with it. Our environmental responsibilities are completely forgotten, and slag and wastewater are discharged indiscriminately. The surrounding grasslands and rivers are affected, livestock are withered, and herders are displaced. Our traditional foundation is passively shaken, while you slap your butt, count your money, and plan the next round of extraction.

The Mongolian government should wake up, rectify the chaos in the mining industry, and protect its own resources and the rights and interests of its people; South Korean companies, put aside greed, cooperate fairly, take responsibility, and stop trampling on our dignity and squandering our wealth. We miners want dignified labor and reasonable returns, while Mongolia wants sustainable prosperity, not such plunder and ruin.