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From mature animation to anime: Classification, secrets, archives, and bullet casings
Carol Freeman, the captain of the USS Cerritos, looks through a classified record given to her by Starfleet about the mission Carol Freeman, the captain of the USS Cerritos tells her fellow officers, in the first season four episode, âTwovixâ of Star Trek: Lower Decks, on the bridge that Starfleet is being âunusually tight-lipped.â In the process, she is shown perusing through a confidential andâŚ
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#A Place Further Than the Universe#Ace Attorney#classified records#Cleopatra in Space#consent#conservation#El Cazador de la Bruja#museums#pirates#Pop Archives#Princess Principal#record manipulation#Samantha Cross#SD cards#security#short blogs#Spies in Disguise#Star Trek#Star Trek: Lower Decks#The Mauritanian#The Pelican Brief#Totally Spies!#yuri
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New Scotland Yard: The Come Back (1.2, LWT, 1972)
"This wasn't a sudden impulse. It was deliberate and calculated. He had to break in to get at the old man, and then - well, you saw what he did to him. I don't know if he's a psycho or not, but I do know he's a sadist and I know what treatment I'd hand out."
"Yeah, I can guess."
"It's the only way."
"You've a right to your opinion, just don't try and convert me."
"I wouldn't dream of it, I know what you think."
"I think it's just as well your job ends when we catch him."
#new scotland yard#the come back#1972#lwt#classic tv#tony hoare#tony wharmby#john woodvine#john carlisle#barry warren#claire warren#kenneth cranham#betty romaine#kenneth colley#robert hartley#mark dowse#geoffrey morris#shelagh wilcocks#after a thoughtful and provocative openerâ this second episode feels a little more run of the mill; a classic 'villain out for revenge on#those who put him away'. we do get a little bit of debate about the possibility or not of reform whilst imprisonedâ but it's brief stuff#where the meat of the episode is just identifying and tracking down the 'bad guy' (a young Ken Cranham; similarly not enough#time is devoted to considering the mental health of his character and why exactly he has become dangerously violent during his time#inside...). one odd thing; the first episode sort of established Carlisle's character as having some socialist sympathiesâ putting him at#odds with the greyly impartial (but probably vaguely conservativeâ with a small c) Woodvine. weirdlyâ their politics appear to have#switched entirely here; Woodvine is reticent to demonise Cranham without solid proof of his involvementâ expresses some sympathy#for his situationâ whilst his subordinate Carlisle is now apparently in favour of the death penalty and dismisses the idea#of an insanity defence out of handâ sneering that it's a cop out abused by serial criminals. perhaps it's just that this is early days#and different writers are playing with these characters that aren't entirely nailed down yetâ but it's a weird contrast to their respective#positions in the previous ep. Warren returns as Woodvine's journalist brother in lawâ so it looks like that's a recurring role#and poor Ken Colley gets rather underused as an informant (or grass as Woodvine puts it)
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am i inflicting some sort of identity crisis upon you đŤś
truly you are because i have spent the past 10 years being the only normal homeschooler in a sea of very Weird Homeschool Stereotype kids i was convinced it didn't show and i do consider it an insult that it apparently makes sense
#i really thought the brief bout of public school in my youth (i'm a 3rd grade dropout) would make it ok#also the fact that we're not conservative christian about it. but apparently not#i need to know what the signs were sierra#ask#madcleradin#hi sierra!
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^^ "coming to the conclusion that positioning the "can people enjoy things that would be immoral IRL in their fiction" debate as a proship v anti fandom debate is akin to pretending that "should we have the death penalty" is a discussion that only matters in Death Note discourse"
not proshipper not anti but a secret third thing (person who has a career in the media and, through covering legislative politics, has watched "associating with problematic fiction or entertainment is an indicator of moral degeneracy" rapidly become a mainstream GOP position that they are encoding in legislation to target the queer community under the guise of protecting children, thus coming to the conclusion that positioning the "can people enjoy things that would be immoral IRL in their fiction" debate as a proship v anti fandom debate is akin to pretending that "should we have the death penalty" is a discussion that only matters in Death Note discourse â the extent and manner to which fiction affects reality is an issue that is immediately relevant to today's US politics, and to summarize my opinions on the matter in fandom terms would be to diminish the ways this debate is affecting america Right The Fuck Now. and i have stopped taking "this person is bad for shipping the wrong anime thing and being horny about it" in any sort of good faith ever since I saw it literally used as part of a GOP smear campaign against a transgender state legislator in an attempt to defend the right from backlash after they used their supermajority in the Montana house to prevent her from speaking on the floor. Anyway I think everyone on this site, especially Americans, could benefit from ceasing to think in proship v anti vocabulary and instead developing coherent political positions on the nature of fiction that do not directly align with current fascist political tactics)
#oof lots of tags ahead#social#fandom discourse#it's rly hard to be concise about why anti-fandom stuff hits different from other types of fandom wank in short tags or a brief comment#this is not your regular âis luke skywalker evil for blowing up a space stationâ or âis inuyasha better off with kikyo or kagomeâ#these conversations can be fun or contentious but ultimately have no bearing on rl. meanwhile current discourse leans towards-#âshould dark fiction be allowed to exist?â âshould we maintain accepting spaces for mature fans?â âis fiction always literal?â#âis this person Dangerous IRL for the stories they engage with?â âshould we kick them out? All Of Them? From Everywhere?â#2010âs conservatism in online spaces was & still is convincing. it regurgitates all conservative talking points that have Always Worked#eg. video games make people violent. deviant sexualities/orientations/identities are dangerous to families. limit childrens' resources.#except this time make it Fandom. except this time the characters and stories are all Literal. they're all Real. not narratives but copies.#and when the motivation for a point is virtue signaling and reactionary moralism and scandalized emotions over critical thinking-#-It Will Always Work. especially bc anyone who saw the writing on the wall (bc this isn't the first time this happened) got shut down Quick#bc âyou just care too much.â it's not an issue about censorship- âit's anime.â it's not shoving members out of queer spaces-#(at a time where for a lot of us in intolerant environments FANDOM WAS OUR QUEER SPACE and for plenty STILL IS)#-âit's just the internetâ where nothing that happens has any bearing on rl culture or consequence. which is a sentiment that's aged well#all of it tying in with big entities like twitter & google purposefully directing engines to prioritize revenue via clicks/viewership-#-and constantly pushing users to see & engage with contentious threads (you can look up âTristan Harris - US Senate June 25 2019â on YT)#that fucked up users' perception of How To Address Conflict 101 bc fans speaking out against anti stuff ig got conflated with Moral Callout#instead of âhey please don't do x bc of abc reasonsâ-disagreeing now meant you had to FIGHT and gun for some big mic-drop moment of Victory#so fewer spoke up when all this snowballed bc it got harder to just SAY that a ship isn't real and a trope is only narrative#fast forward to today. people of all ages have been soaking in this culture and take it to other facets of their lives#Should There Be Kink At Pride & other queer events? Is my discomfort/lack of understanding equivalent to something outright attacking me?#Did You Know That People Use This Website For Sex Work or other adult-focused services? or even just a creative outlet? should it be banned#IS MY DISCOMFORT SOMETHING I SHOULD ADDRESS AND MANAGE? Or do Others bear the responsibility of catering their worlds around it?
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You know what was really cringe today? Before the tournament, they had a prayer that was like, "thank you god for inventing Taekwondo"
And obv besides the insensitivity of having a fucking christian prayer in a group that is not homogenously christian, it's also super dumb because the fucking people who invented Taekwondo weren't fucking christians* >.<
#*with some brief investigation of wikipedia articles it looks like maybe some of them could have been christian#a significant faction fled north korea to south in the aftermath of WWII and that kinda lines up with the traditionalist story of where TKD#came from (as a reclamation of traditional arts by koreans drafted into the japanese army mixed with japanese martial arts)#but most south koreans in that era followed Sindo#so the breakdown is kind of hard. none of the original grandmasters have specific religious leanings listed on wikipedia#in any case. probably a significant amt of non-christians worked on inventing TKD#which makes the dumbass 'give all glory to god' thing even more stupid#i hate how conservative TKD (and martial arts in general) is#buncha military ppl running things and it really affects the politics#Teslynn personal
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DP x DC prompt: Beekeeper Danny
Ooookay, Danny has moved to Gotham for <insert reason here> and is faced with a problem. Yes, Gotham has higher levels of ambient ectoplasm than your average city, but it's nowhere near those of Amity Park who has a goddamn artificial hell mouth smack in the center of it. Also, the ectoplasm which IS there is contaminated with some nasty shit that makes Danny feel ill when he takes too much of it in. Having his friends back in Amity Park ship him flasks of pure ecto on the sly is difficult to say the least, so he starts thinking about ways to both concentrate and purify Gotham's ecto so he's not one shipment interruption from being in really bad shape.
He get's his solution from Sam. On his bi-weekly video call with her and Tucker, she gets to ranting about bee conservation. Tucker makes a joking comment about honey being basically bee vomit, and Sam tears into him saying "That is a gross oversimplification at best and outright bee-slander at worst!" This perks Danny's curiosity, so he looks up the biological process by which bees turn nectar into honey...and he's found his answer. Blob ghosts are basically the filter feeders of the Ghost Zone/Infinite Realms. If he can get a bunch of them to behave kinda like honey bees, his ecto supply should be assured.
It works...a bit too well...
Now Danny has a swarm of glowing green honey bees that are roughly the size of carpenter bees buzzing happily about him. Their queen is roughly the size of a large hummingbird. He heaves a weary sigh and starts looking up how to ACTUALLY keep bees and making skips out of ghost-friendly material for them to build their hive in on top of his apartment building.
But, won't Danny get complaints from his neighbors? Here's the kicker. Unless you are a 1) ghost, 2) halfa, 3) wearing specialized Fenton Ecto-Visual Goggles or 4) a mage, you cannot see, hear or feel the bees! They're buzzing around Gotham happily, slurping up the ecto to take back to the hive for processing. And they slurp it up from EVERYWHERE...including certain people.
Jason Todd is slightly confused but not about to look a gift horse in the mouth. Over the last few months, the Pit Rage has been decreasing gradually. He doesn't think much about it until he shows up at the BatCave for an all hands meeting that has been called because John Constantine needed to brief them on something...only for Con-job to take one look at Red Hood and shout that he's "COVERED IN FUCKING BEES!!!"
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The Spinoff has a pretty good debunking of the supposed ârationaleâ behind the bill in this opinion piece by Carwyn Jones, the academic quoted in that Guardian article above:
Thereâs also this newsletter from this morning that explains the current situation pretty well:
I know most of tumblr is thinking about the USA right now. but fuck the nz government right now too. tomorrow, the treaty principles bill, the 'worst, most comprehensive breach of Te Tiriti in modern times' is being introduced to parliament early, because there were activations planned country wide and the cowards decided to pull it forwards. fuck this government. a friend of mine had to go home early, crying. I've been in shock all day since it came out.
check on your MÄori friends, e hoa mÄ. see what they need. see how you can help. everyday, we see and experience racism. from people around us, up to our government. community care will save us.
#a word of warning if you go clicking beyond those articles: the spinoff is a semi-satirical news outlet#but imo they do the most journalistic due diligence of any aotearoa news publication out there#for non-kiwis who are looking for more info than what is linked here this is a brief summary of nz news sources:#stuff.co.nz is a sometimes-accurate mostly garbage news site with good seo so they show up near the top#the (nz) herald is like our version of the guardian. usually fine; sometimes good; with a touch of right wing bs. they have terfs on staff.#newstalk zb is a conservative talkback radio station. think joe rogan. frequently in trouble with the broadcasting standards authority.#tvnz and one news are state owned tv news. theyâre very hit-and-miss. a few good journalists mixed in with a ton of mediocre ones.#radio new zealand (rnz) is a state owned radio news outlet. for news of ok quality and minimal bias theyâre the closest youâll get.#lastly: the platform and counterspin media and reality check radio are all alt-right disinformation brokers targeting conspiracy theorists.#i probably missed some in that list but those are the main ones#aotearoa#new zealand#nzpol#nz politics#whispers from the mycelium
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#House of Lords#Sunakâs Rwanda asylum law#asylum seekers#Rwanda plan#Englandâs southern coast#House of Commons#Rishi Sunak#Downing Street Briefing Room#Prime Minister#press conference#Kimberly Rodrigues#Justin Welby#Archbishop of Canterbury#Conservative Party#election#illegal migrants#legal challenges#parliament#legislation#African country#lawmakers#political capital#boats#asylum#deportation#scrutiny#amendment#debate#victory#constitutional role
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requested: max + best friend + somnophilia + cum marking
Unforgettable âĽď¸
Max Verstappen x Best Friend!Reader
if you loved the girl then Iâm so so sorry (i got to give it to her like we in a marriage)
You and Max grew up as childhood best friends, secretly enamoured with each other but prohibited to openly date by both your strict fathers. But as adults, thereâs nothing to stop the naughty desires you two have for each other finally leading to pleasure activities. You just had no idea how naughty your Maxâs desires for you had become as of lateâŚ
Content includes: 18+ MDNI, smut, dom! Dark max, sub! Innocent reader, size kink, dub con/non con elements, brief mentions of some teen max x reader being kinky, but mostly as adults, HEAVY on the somno!!, cum play/cum marking, WC 4.2k
Youâve known Max Verstappen your whole life. First as his childhood best friend, meeting through your fathers who both had a keen interest in racing. The young Max immediately became enamoured with how cute you looked grasping onto his sleeve to loyally follow him everywhere. He welcomed your constant support and cheering, a comfort to the cold discipline his own father gave him daily. You were the one source of happiness and positivity for him, with your sunshine smile and blushing cheeks as you oohed and ahhed at his track performance.
Your friendship continued easily through your teens, and then into adulthood, with you naturally moving to Monaco at his invitation. Just like youâd always done - with Max leading, and you obediently following. Of course, for a boy and a girl to be as close friends as the two of you were led to more than a few eyebrows being raised and curious questions asked, especially when Maxâs career skyrocketed and he became one of the most famous athletes worldwide. But you both swear multiple times to your family, friends and the media - nothing of the romantic sort happened between the two of you, it was all completely platonic, just a healthy friendship. And that was the truth, because Maxâs father had forbidden him from getting entangled with the little girl following him around as he had a racing career to focus on, and after that countless models to date - much more fitting for an F1 driver than some shy, girl next door type. And your strict, conservative father had raised you traditionally, sending you to an all girlâs high school and banning any boyfriends or dates of any sort. Max was in fact the only boy you were allowed to speak to, given how close your fathers were. But you werenât to think about any boys until it was time to get married, your father had told you sternly. Thereâs too many bad men that would hurt my baby girl, he added with a ruffle of your dark curls.
Your father would have had a heart attack if heâd known that the teenage Max had already begun sneaking into your bedroom window nightly once youâd been sent to a different school than him. Youâd found it so sweet that he misses you so much, saying that it wasnât enough time to just see you on the weekends. Soon enough heâd end up falling asleep in your bed after you spent hours talking and reading racing magazines together, just like the sleepovers you two would occasionally have as toddlers when the adults had too much to drink.
You loved that Max would always be there for you, especially when you started having a hard time at your new school with a group of mean older girls. Maxâs normally soft blue eyes had narrowed as you sadly mentioned how theyâd made fun of you. He wiped the tears away at the corner of your eyes and assured you heâd help take care of it. You werenât sure exactly what heâd done the next day when the group of girls all avoided eye contact and apologised to you publically, telling you they didnât realise you were the girlfriend of Max Verstappen - who by now, was a international karting champion and set to join the junior Redbull team at only 16.
Youâd blushed, trying to dismiss their belief of you being Maxâs girlfriend that had started to become a frequent rumour these days. While it was true youâd always had a crush on the handsome blonde Dutchman, heâd never once shown you that he reciprocated your feelings, always just being a good friend to you. Like that evening when he jumped through your windowsill with familiar movements, waving off your grateful thanks and telling you itâs what best friends did for each other. Besides, youâre so tiny and cute, just like a bunny, itâs my job to look after you if Iâm called the lion! He declared, alluding to your individual favourite childhood animals. Later, he curiously asked what the girls had actually teased you about, saying heâd forgotten to ask because he had been too angry with them. You blush a little, because youâre not sure if itâs too embarrassing to tell him as itâs a girl thing, MaxieâŚ
He encourages you to tell him, insisting there were no secrets between the two of you, whoâd practically known each other since birth. You couldnât argue with that, and shyly tell him that it was because the older girls had seen you changing for sports class last week and had said you must have gotten a good surgeon with boobs like that. I-I donât know what they mean, Maxie, you said with an anxious bite of your lip. Do they look weird?
Oh, Max had said, caught off guard, pretty blue eyes suddenly wide as they automatically drifted down to your clothed chest. Even through the pink camisole youâre wearing to bed, itâs hard to miss the way your new assets stretched the thin material to its limits. Iâm sure they look nice, bunny. But I - his cheeks go pink - I can look at them properly if you want?
Your brown doe eyes go starry eyed and you nod happily at his offer. Will you, Maxie? Thank you so much! Itâs so kind of you. Beaming up at your friend, you thank him again for his thoughtful offer as you lift the singlet above your breasts. You donât really have any other friends to show them too, because you spend all your spare time with the Dutch boy, and your mother is also too strict like your father to talk about your teenage troubles with. Youâd be lost without Max!
The blonde teen in question swallows as he intently looks at your bare chest, now exposed for him. The night breeze stiffens your nipples, making them stick out against your caramel skin. Theyâre very pretty, schatje, he finally says, his voice sounding a strange and deeper than normal, after he stares at them so long you start to get worried that there had been something wrong, after all. You tell him this, to which he reassures you soothingly, but youâre still on edge. What if my future boyfriend doesnât like them, Maxie? Your best friendâs eyes darken suddenly at the mention of some other boy seeing your body in a way only he had been allowed to so far. You're a little taken aback at the unfamiliar, cold expression on his normally warm face, but then you blink and he's back to his blushing self, eagerly showering you with his reassurances because he never wants you to doubt how perfect he thinks you are.
So thatâs why, now as adults living in his Monaco penthouse, Max makes it his personal mission to make sure you know how beautiful you are. Your conservative parents have no idea that you live together, of course - they still think you live in the quaint 1 bedroom apartment a few minutes away from your university campus. But your modest apartment had mysteriously been shut down by the Housing Council of Monaco, whoâd told you there had been a termite infestation and you were indefinitely out of a place to live. Youâd been puzzled why your apartment was the only one on your floor that seemed to be affected by something so contagious - but when Max generously offered to ease all your financial troubles and let you crash in his guest bedroom, you gratefully accepted. Youâd never told your strict parents about the move, of course, since it was only meant to be temporary and theyâd kick up a fuss over nothing.
You were so thankful to your best friend, and made sure to always clean up around the house and bake his favourite treats to repay him in some way. Maxâs favourite way to destress after a long day is to cuddle against you on the sofa, burying his face in your pillowy, soft chest as you giggle and run a comforting hand through his blonde locks. He complains about drama with his team and car this season, husky voice muffled against your clothed breasts. The low vibrations would make you involuntarily shiver and heâd always know when you were wearing a bra, because he wouldnât be able to see your tempting nipples through your top. Schatje, heâd say sternly with a disapproving glare, yanking your pastel cardigan up and revealing a cute, lacy bralette. We talked about this, it restricts your circulation, itâs not healthy to wear a bra at home too, hmm? You apologise sweetly, pouting and telling him that you were sorry, it was just youâd had to wear one for your university tutorial earlier and sometimes your back really starts hurting if your bra isnât supporting the weight of your chestâŚ
Hmm, letâs see how we can fix that, okay bunny? He lifts you to sit in his lap, your back to his toned abs, and your underwear coming into direct contact with his jeans underneath your miniskirt. Sliding his large, strong hands over your smaller waist, he makes you gasp as he unclasps your bra and starts gently squeezing your bare breasts. The soft flesh fills his palms, and you shyly ask him what he was doing, he didn't have to trouble himself helping you. When he shushes you, reassuring you that he was just massaging the tension and pain out of your tits, see, doesnât that feel good schat? You find yourself nodding, leaning back against his broad chest because and biting your lip because it did feel amazing. You didnât know that being touched there would make you feel dirty things someplace else, like in the place between your legs that begins to feel warm and tingly. Especially when Max would roll your nipples in between his large fingers, or when heâd press his tongue in between your bare tits and lick at your caramel skin. You couldnât resist arching your back into his talented mouth when he latched onto your areolas, unable to control the breathless moans that escaped. You were seriously so lucky to have a friend who took your comfort and health so seriously!
Of course, you were clueless that Max had taken the boundaries well beyond what would be considered acceptable for any other friendship. You still barely had any friends outside of Max - especially since your friendship with him kept you so busy, flying around the world with him constantly. But everything you two did felt so natural, like a progression of how youâd looked after each other other as kids, that you never felt weird or uncomfortable. You only ever felt good with Maxie. That was also why youâd always call him first when you were on a night out and had gotten a bit too tipsy - you didnât trust anyone else to look after you. Max had warned you, just like your father had, about all the bad men who were out and would hurt you. He very rarely let you go out without him for this very reason.
But when you would, for a girlfriendâs birthday dinner or the other, heâd be the one to drive you home and carry you up to the apartment. Heâd smirk at your drunk antics, where youâd whine it was too damn hot and start sloppily tearing off your cute, sweetheart minidresses. He loved when you got like this, obediently crawling into bed with him in scraps of lace, when normally sober you put up a fuss that only a couple slept like that, it was wrong, his girlfriend wouldnât like this! Pulling your pliant form into his warm chest, heâs pressing kisses to your forehead before sliding his tongue into your open, pink mouth. You kiss him back passionately, breathlessly chanting his name, contently lost in how nice his lips feel. You loved the familiar feeling of Maxâs arms around you, always making you feel safe and protected. And when his large, strong palms run up and down your sensitive body, sending electric shivers running when his bare skin touches yours, you canât help but moan sweetly into his mouth. Mmmhh, feels good, Maxie you slur, eyes fluttering shut and thick ass grinding back against his clothed bulge, before you fall asleep from his slow, rhythmic movements as he explores your tired body.
Secretly, not that youâd ever admit it, you knew there was something a little naughty with the way he touched you. Youâd watched enviously through cracked doors when heâd touched his girlfriends in the same way, hating when his attention was on some other girl and not on you. But you could never ask him sober to take care of you like that, not when you were sure he thought of you like a friend. So you frequently started to get a bit too tipsy out on a night out, knowing it was much easier to cross the line of friendship into something more when you could blame it all on the tequila. And your Maxie would never turn down a chance to reciprocate your touchiness - his love language was physical touch, after all!
You had no idea that after you'd fall asleep, your precious Maxieâs fun really began, every night that he managed to bring you into his Californian King. If you hadnât been so naive you would know it was far from normal for a guy friend to climb into bed with his drunk girl friend, who was wearing nothing but some white lacy lingerie underneath her clubbing dress that's abandoned on the floor. Lingerie which he now pulls to the side as he squeezes your juicy tits and lightly fingers the entrance of your pussy. His dark, hungry gaze rake over your tempting form, taking in your curves that have now filled out. He lazily jerks himself off to the pretty little thing passed out in his bed, peppering kisses to your chubby cheeks, your delicate neck, and to your plush breasts which bounce with each sleepy breath you take.
And once your breaths turn heavy and slow when deep sleep claims you, thereâs nothing stopping him from slipping his angry, leaking cockhead out and sliding it along your puffy folds. You unknowingly drip your wetness all over his shaft as he groans into your ear, his breath warm as he pants desperately above your peacefully sleeping face. Sometimes he canât resist and slips just the tip into your tight little hole, the one you still thought was untouched by anyone.
Youâd probably die if you knew the truth - that your cunt had in fact been abused many times by your best friend. Max regularly enjoyed teasing your puffy slit with his fingers, his tongue and of course his cockhead- all while you lay blissfully sleeping next to him. Heâd take any chance he could, no matter how risky. One time youâd passed out on Maxâs lap aboard his private jet, exhausted from the day at a boiling hot Qatar race. Heâd stroked your curls lovingly, murmuring sweet nothings to you until you were in a deep sleep on his thick muscular thighs, even drooling a little onto his jeans. All heâd had to do was dim the cabin lights and half cover your face with a blanket under the guise of not disturbing you if anyone walked past.
Nobody would have been able to guess that underneath the privacy of the blanket, Max Verstappen was slowly sliding his aching, fat cock into your wet mouth. Youâd instinctively started suckling on it like a lollipop, making him chuckle at what a natural slut you were for him. Grabbing a hold of your curls, heâd easily manoeuvred your soft, pliant lips up and down his shaft, enjoying the drool you left all over his warm length. Breathing heavier, his movements quickened and his thrusts became shallower until he finally goes still, tensing in your mouth and spurting ribbons of his cream down your throat. Youâd slept straight through the dinner service, after all. Afterwards, youâd woken up with sticky lips and an unfamiliar taste on your tongue, dazedly blinking up at Max who was playing on his phone above your sleeping figure on his lap. Good nap, schatje? he croons adoringly at you, brushing your hair lovingly when he sees youâd awakened. Youâd nodded happily, feeling content and secure in his hold.
Lately, sneaking around while you were asleep hadnât been enough for the world champion. He wanted you all to himself, all the time. His new tactic involved making sure you knew that his latest girlfriend - or his model "pump and dump of the month" as his guy friends joked - had broken up with him. All because sheâd heard you had climbed into bed with him naked, tipsy after a night out, Max would declare to your with a dramatic sigh. Or sheâd found your lacy underwear mixed in with Maxâs laundry, and had accused him of cheating before storming out. He wondered what his exes would have done if they found out the lacy things heâd had lying around were actually due to his dirty habit as a teen of stealing your underwear to sniff and guiltily keep in his stash. It was a twisted desire he hadnât grown out of as an adult, instead just finding your new panties sexier and enjoying ruining them with his cum now. Some nights, when he was feeling particularly possessive of you, heâd pull one lacy side up to slide his length underneath, now rubbing his drooling cockhead against the juicy swell of your ass. One night heâd even just slipped your panties all the way off, jerked off slowly to them as his other hand explored your pliant body greedily, making you gasp breathlessly when he buried his face in between your jiggling tits and gently bit your cute nipples. After cumming a thick load into the pink lacey fabric, he then slid the ruined panties back over your curvy ass. Youâd remained completely clueless to your best friendâs filthy nighttime acts in your bed, blissfully dreaming.
So after telling you that you must have left your panties in his bed the last time you passed out there drunk, and made his girlfriend angry, Max would sigh, rubbing his head and making sure to out on a grand show of looking tired and weary as he fed you some new lie about how you were the reason his girlfriends had called it quits.
Youâd anxiously comfort him, your doe eyes worried as you studied his tense figure. Just like heâd hoped, you couldnât resist offering to help him in any way he needed - including taking over any bedroom activities his girlfriends had been performing for him, if he wanted. You werenât very good, because you still had never had a boyfriendâŚbut you promised to try your best to do it just how Max liked it. After all, thatâs what good friends were for, right?
So thatâs why you obediently wake him up every morning with your lips on his heavy morning wood. All of his girlfriends woke him up like this, Max insisted, otherwise his balls would be too full for him to go to driving practise comfortably. And since he loved to sleep in late ever day, you had no choice but to miss your morning lectures. Instead of getting the college education youâd promised your parents, youâre worshipping your best friendâs large cock with eager strokes of your hand and wet licks of your tongue, following his instructions. You hadnât liked going near the base, to his heavy balls at the start, finding them uncomfortable to fit in your small mouth. Max had noticed your dislike for then very quickly and soon kept a strong grip on your curls, pressing your thick lips into his morning wood to make sure you blew him just how he wanted it.
After your daily breakfast of Maxâs thick cream down your throat, you two would shower together, just like he liked doing with all his ex girlfriends. This part you did know about, having come home early one day and overhearing Max fucking his latest up against the shower wall. Youâd never imagine that one day youâd be getting to replace her, gasping out ah ah ahs! as Max rubbed his drooling, angry cockhead against your slick folds. You bite your lip as you dirtily fantasise about your tall, muscular best friend behind you forcing his way into your cunny. Just a little bit, of course, maybe just the tip, you dreamily thought.
Max had always been good at knowing what you wanted without you asking, given how long he'd known you. So he gives you exactly what you'd been naughtily thinking about, "accidentally" sliding his impossibly hard head into your dripping folds when he reached forward to adjust the already perfect water temperature. You squeal in shock, quickly trying to turn around and see what he was doing, but you're no match for his strength. Max's strong hands pin your thick hips in place as his much taller frame presses into you from behind, his lips brushing your ear to whisper dirty things and making your brain go foggy. Hearing your beloved Maxie huskily groan that your ass felt amazing, like it was built to take my cock, bunny made your heart beat rapidly in excitement. You didn't even notice that he'd bullied a good third of his massive erection into your clenching pussy, or when he came with a desperate groan, his face buried in your neck from behind. The warm shower water mixed with his creamy release and leaving you none the wiser about what he'd just pumped inside your virgin hole.
And little, naive you had no idea just how many times your possessive best friend had exposed your defenceless body to his thick cream. The twisted idea of training your holes to always welcome his, and only his cum, filled Maxâs head with dark pleasure. He wanted to leave you begging and desperate for his release, even though you would have no idea just how or why youâd ended up developing such a craving for it. That was why he always made sure to touch and play with your over sensitive body, especially your cute, swollen clit and pretty nipples. Both because he loved feeling you up like you belonged to him, and because when heâd inevitably spurt his cum through your drooling, open mouth as you softly snore against his pillows. Your sleepy brain began to subconsciously associate the unfamiliar taste with delicious, tingly pleasure.
And if youâd make him mad when you spent too long talking to one of the other guys in his garage, instead of diligently at his side, he took his training of you to the next level. That meant cumming all over a batch of freshly baked and frosted white chocolate and rasberry cupcakes - your favourite! You always clapped your manicured hands in excitement when Max would pick up a box for you. They taste so good, you moaned as you eagerly dug into a second one, licking the white sticky frosting messily off your fingers. Even better than I remember!
The blonde Dutchman whoâs eyeing you with a pleased smirk couldnât stop the growing desire in his belly at the sight of you taking so much pleasure at eating his cum. So once he started this dirty habit of feeding you his release, he didnât stop there - he was never one for half measures. Heâd only have to close his eyes and picture your sleeping body, thin camisole mentally pulled up by his wandering hands to reveal your large tits. Itâs a sight heâs been getting to enjoy almost nightly now, but it hasnât stopped getting any less tempting. He easily spurts a generous load in a container of your favourite flavours of creamy vanilla ice cream. Slipping the box back into the freezer, he smirks to himself at the thought of getting to enjoy the sight of you licking it up off a spoon after dinner.
You've always had a major sweet tooth, and now that Max has started mixing his cum into your beloved desserts and sugary treats, you begin to associate his heady taste even more with raw desire. You start getting the same pleasurable high from deepthroating him as you do sucking on a strawberry lollipop. And your best friend just can't get enough of how addicted you've become to having his intoxicating, thick cum flood your mouth. So much so that youâre eager to fall to your knees to greet Max when you come home from class, obediently sucking his impressive cock as you show off your topless figure. And when you can tell heâs close, from how his handsome face is all flushed and heâs biting his pretty lips and murmuring fuck, schatje, itâs so fucking good, just like that-
You open your glossy lips wide, pink tongue poking out and brown doe eyes batting up at the huge cock in front of you adoringly. The sight of you so innocent yet desperate for him never fails to make Max cum, and with a few rapid pumps he finishes with a groan. His drooling, swollen cockhead is aimed right at your eagerly awaiting mouth, and soon his excessive load covers your tongue and drools past the corner of your lips as you struggle to contain it all in your small mouth. Splatters of white semen land on your chubby cheeks and drip down to your plush, caramel tits as well.
Just the taste of it has your eyes rolling and breath hitching, the months of subconscious training having done the job of making you addicted to Maxâs cock very well. You swallow it all like the good girl you are, not letting any of his cum go to waste. And when you drop your mouth open again invitingly, shyly saying look Maxie, I drank it all as you display your now clean tongue - well, how is he meant to resist stuffing your tight little cunt next?
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Digging through my bird guide books to help myself identify the group of little gray birds I briefly saw in Littleton and I accidentally find out the reason we haven't seen any cliff swallows at the wildlife rehab this year (they're adorable, we had plenty last summer) is because the nonstop cooler rainstorms and flash floods have likely starved their babies to death :((((
I've been theorizing the constant rainstorms and resulting swarms of mosquitoes/massively increased bug spray usage/sparse and late flower blooming were the reason for the dozens of hummingbirds we've gotten, many of which seemingly developed new neurological symptoms and passed away without explanation (developmental problems from contaminated insects, runoff, and nectar plus lack of flowers -> parents abandon the babies -> good Samaritans bring the doomed babies to us?). Plus other strange things like fledgelings going into torpor in random places in the daytime and dying from starvation.
We've had to deal with an insane amount of parasite bugs on our birds this summer, too. Countless birds of all ages absolutely infested with mites. Dozens and dozens of birds with flatflies, which most of us had never seen before, but now live in constant fear of carrying them like ticks to our pet birdies at home or finding them on the other animals in our care because they're so damn fast you blink and you'll never see them again (this is a Diptera hate blog for good reason).
I wonder whether the reason we've gotten more of some less common species is because they're also getting desperate from the storms and finding trouble instead of food/safe nesting areas. Most of the ones whose rescuers didn't try to keep them at least healed and were able to return to the wild. I hope they are wiser for it and survive to breed another year.
It would really suck if this summer's freak weather seriously impacts these and other bird populations in their winter homes. I'm kind of dreading next summer already ;-; here's to hoping the species diversity of our baby birds doesn't crash next year.
#for once there are no crazy wildfires in this state and for once the temp has mostly stayed below 100° but the one brief heat wave between#neverending series of storms killed off a lot of plant growth. west nile virus is getting pretty bad. and now the birds are dying#i mean they were already tangoing with avian influenza pandemic cant they get a break?#climate change amiright#ill actually bet this is due to the devastating wildfires in canada drifting smoke down the Rockies#the stormclouds forming from the hot heavy smoke. the air quality on the colorado front range is so awful despite the amount of rain#it hailed in random patches yesterday#maybe its not even the deet but whatevers in the canada ash in the water hurting the hummingbirds#yeesh. the wildlife will sure tell you when something is very wrong if youre listening#ornithology#birds#wildlife rehabilitation#science#zoology#ecology#conservation
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This is a funny post and I do not want to detract from the meme! However the actual status of manatees at the moment is pretty dire! I will put it under the readmore. To be clear this is not like, meant to take away from the humor of the meme-- goodness knows we can all use the joy and laughs we can get!
The article referenced in the photo is from a TIME article published March 30, 2017-- nearly six years ago. Here's what has happened since then.
In mid-2018, the Trump Administration proposed several changes to the Endangered Species Act, which protects wildlife and their habitats, especially ones at risk of extinction. (Source). These rules changed the way "critical habitat"-- the places endangered species need in order to live-- would be identified and set aside. They also took protection from species that were only "threatened" as opposed to endangered. This created major problems for conservation efforts around manatees, which had just been removed from the endangered species list and no longer had the same protections to their habitats.
In June 2022, the Biden Administration rescinded the changes that had been made in 2018 (Source), however a lot of damage had already been done by way of pollution to the waterways where manatees live.
During 2021 more than 1,000 manatees died of starvation, because pollution in their habitats created conditions for algal blooms that destroyed their primary food source. This continued into 2022, with more than 700 manatees dead in 2022 as of November. (Source).
Some things are being done to try and lessen the blows though! As a short term solution, programs are in place to provide lettuce to keep manatees from starving to death while measures are taken to restore their habitats. (Source). Some projects are focusing on restoring warm water refuges for manatees to go during the winter, that will help prevent die-offs caused by cold water temperatures that compound with food stress. (Source). Other projects are focusing on growing seagrass nurseries and then returning the grass to wild habitats, in hopes of helping feed the manatees more naturally and restore the polluted ecosystems. (Source).
I hate posts that end on sour notes-- they make it too easy to get bogged down in what is going wrong and that can be a paralyzing feeling! So I want to leave this with some takeaways: specifically ways that you can help if you want and are able to!
Consider learning about manatees, and the problems they are facing right now! Here's some information about the ongoing programs the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission have, and how they are helping protect and restore manatees and their habitats! Here's a summary of 2022 from the Defenders of Wildlife Organization, which talks about the state of conservation efforts for manatees and other wildlife in the Southeastern US and their goals for 2023!
Consider volunteering or donating! Here, here, and here are just a few organizations that are making efforts towards helping protect manatees and their habitats! There are lots of ways to get involved if you have the time and are interested!
If you have read this far I am so appreciative! I am not a journalist but I did my best to make sure that I found good sources with helpful information.
#manatee conservation#this is what happens when I have a brief curiosity#and that single google search ends up becoming a 2 hour mini-essay#I do genuinely appreciate and enjoy the meme#and I hope that this does not come across as me wanting to rain on the parade#I hate posts that are all doom and gloom without any positives or takeaways so I tried very hard to end on a happy note#it just is very important to me that the love and fondness we have for manatees can be poured back into protecting them#they are such treasures
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Politics in general, media in general, has become VERY unreliable. This is BOTH sides. Anyone who trusts the Right or the Left 100% is playing themselves for a fool. I have watched these briefings more since the 2020 election however and can say that Karine pays Simon no mind and really does go out her way to avoid allowing him to ask any questions. Yes, he gets upset and interrupts but it's not a good look on her part either to continually skip over him. đ¤
#uspolitics#karine jean pierre#kjp#white house#biden#trump#maga#liberal#conservative#democrat#republican#independent#society#media#biased#press briefing#president#Youtube
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neymar is a piece of shit but i can't help but find the rpf girlies delightful. sure, make cute anime ship art of the notorious tax evader, why the fuck not
#wintspeak#for but a brief and wonderful second i can forget he was a vocal bolsonaro supporter#bask in the glory of cutesy edits implying conservative 30 year olds are totally fucking
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i know this is sideways of the point but it feels spiritually related in a "facepalming misuse of dead dove tags" sense- but literally less than 8 minutes ago i saw a fic thoroughly dead dove tagged for âgraphic descriptions of brutal murderâ.
it was a couple paragraphs long short oneshot with about one sentence dedicated to an extremely basic undetailed description (more like just mention of it happening really) of someone stabbing another with a spear.
hate what people did to the dead dove tag
#what the fuck have people even done to the concept of 'dark'#at this point i get screamed at about being too drk and edgy and evil over things that would have easily made it into a kids movie in 2015#people seem to think the only valid type of media anymore is wholesometm morality play cartoons for children 3-5!#this era is so fucking conservative and we're not even going to realize it for at least another 20-30 years IF we ever even realize it at a#i don't think we're ever going to realize it at all#i'm 100% convinced that period of a couple decades where we started to break free of that bullshit just a tiny bit#was entirely an irreplicatable historical fluke caused by the dawn of the early internet and the brief freedom of a new world it offered#and now that that's behind us the cultural shift it caused can never happen much less happen that way again#humans are like this by nature i think#we always seem to return to it and desire it over everything else at all costs#it's as if at heart people prefer a world where they're being subjugated and supressed too#over one where they don't have the possibility of getting to inflict it on anyone else#misanthropic doomerposting hours
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for love of the game
pairing: pitcher! wooyoung x batter! reader (fem) x teammate! yunho
genres: college baseball au, enemies to fuckbuddies, best friends to fuckbuddies, smut
summary: jung wooyoung, a pitcher with a fearsome curveball, and your self-proclaimed enemy since the beginning of the playoffs, is beyond determined to show you that he is in fact, on top. Yunho, your close friend and reliable teammate, will do everything in his power to watch it all go down.
w.c: 5k (2k words of plot bc i can ⨠the rest is filth tho i promise <3)
warnings: tobacco/vape usage, nasty mean dom! wooyo, perverted subby puppyboy! yuyu, bratty bitch in the streets, subby slut in the sheets! reader, yuyu has a horsecock, implied brat taming, brief choking, mxm, one single slap and spank, cuckholding, pet names/name calling, praise/degradation, humiliation kink, dirty talk, exhibitionism/voyeurism, brief breath play, oral (giving/receiving), masturbation, yuyu sucks cock, thigh fucking, cum eating, deep-throating, spit kink, hair tugging, breeding kink (would it be a kitten4sannie fic without it? idt so đ
đź), unprotected sex, creampies, dumbification
a/n: hey batter, batter~~ ughhh iâve been itching to write this ever since they went to their first dodger game 𼺠i had an unusual amount of fun writing this as youâll be able to tell eeheheheh (â§ââŚ) anygaysss i hope you enjoy this hater x hater x nasty bsf fantasy â¨
song recs: siren by ateez - new girl by finneas - knock me out by miyavi - heaven and back by chase atlantic
âYou ready for todayâs game, Y/N?â Yunho, your teammate and closest personal friend outside of baseball, asked you inquisitively, one of his large hands rubbing into the tense muscle of your shoulder, using the other to send a tactical text message to someone.Â
When you werenât training, working out, or competing in your college teamâs playoff games, you were hanging out in Yunhoâs frat house, watching him get his ass handed to him in League. You both had a simple, easy going relationship, one that consisted of chill kickbacks and drunken shenanigans, with the occasional exchange of longing glances, lingering touches, and perhaps an adrenaline induced fuck or two, or three before and after one of your games â but who were you to decipher what your relationship status was? You had your future career to focus on.Â
âAm I ready? Yun, I came out the pussy ready for this fucking game,â you replied vulgarly, bringing your water bottle up to your lips to take a few sips, smiling crookedly up at your tall friend over the shoulder he was keenly massaging.Â
âThatâs what I like to hear, baby,â Yunho chimed proudly, shoving his phone into his back pocket so that he could use both of his hands on your shoulders, doing his best to loosen up your muscles with his long, slender fingers.
âIâm not your baby, but maybe I would be if you stopped solo-queuing as Braum every time you hop on League.â You couldnât help but let out a few groans from the pressure he was using on you, hoping that his massage would aid you in the powerful swings you would have to make during the next seven innings. âIâm tired of watching you get ass fucked every round.âÂ
âYou wanna go for a few rounds next time then? I wouldnât mind watching you get wrecked,â Yunho mumbled into your ear, glancing across the dugout at the other team, before he let go of you and sat down next to his rowdy teammates, joining in on the competition to see whose thighs could take up the most space on the crowded bench.Â
âYeah, I bet, you degenerate. Oh, you know what else you can watch?â you retorted, pretending to reach into one of your pockets and pulling out nothing, simply holding your middle finger up to Yunho. Your best friend quickly mirrored your unique display of affection, leading the both of you to giggle and smile at each other for a little too long, before you decided to sit down as well and conserve your energy.Â
During the typical pre-game announcements, you found yourself not being able to get comfortable like you usually could. It was off-putting, to say the least. There was nothing unusual going on. The sky was nice and clear, the wind blew a cool breeze across the exposed skin of your neck, right in between your pulled-up hair and the collar of your softball uniform. Your teammates were all stretching their limbs, shooting the shit, eagerly chewing nicotine gum, or spitting out tobacco juice into empty water bottles. All was right in the world, yet you couldnât seem to stop bouncing your thigh, your cleats repeatedly digging deeper marks into the dirt below. That was when you felt the intensity of someoneâs eyes boring into you.Â
âYo, baby, you got some chew on you?â someone with an irritatingly smug, yet distinctly familiar voice asked you from the other side of the snug dugout.
You immediately stood up from your seat, turning your head in the direction of the voice, just in time for you to come face to face with the Devil himself.Â
Jung Wooyoung, a pitcher with a fearsome curveball, and your self-proclaimed enemy since the beginning of the playoffs, was casually leaning down against the small metal fence that separated your teams, looking up at you through the yellow lenses of his sunglasses.Â
âDo I look like the type to put that nasty shit in my mouth?â you immediately snapped, taking a few steps in his direction, not realizing how hard you were squeezing your plastic water bottle until it began to audibly crunch inside your tight grasp. âHuh?âÂ
Wooyoung licked at the mole on his chapped bottom lip, his canines becoming visible when he smiled cockily at you. He missed his favorite plaything. You were so easy to rile up. It made his already tight pinstripe pants even tighter. âMm, but youâve put nastier things in your mouth, havenât you, baby?â
Scoffing, you placed your hands on your soft hips, shaking your head, pretending his perverse words didnât make your cheeks feel like they were already sunburnt, wanting to put up more of a front, now that your entire team was possibly listening in. âYou would know a thing or two about that, wouldnât you, Wooyoung? The handjobs you give your team arenât doing enough for you these days, huh?âÂ
Wooyoung did his best to ignore the snickers and whispers of your team, taking his cap off to run his fingers through his silky raven hair, biting the corner of his lip all the while. âPeople talk in the locker rooms, you know. They say you really know your way around a cock. Probably from all that practice you get with your teammates, yeah?â He looked over to Yunho, who sheepishly smiled at him. âYou can vouch for me, canât you, Yun?â The batter remained quiet out of fear of your wrath.
Wooyoung was about to say more, when his vision was suddenly blurred by something cold. You had offered him mercy, dumping the rest of your water on the pitcherâs head, rather than shoving the entire bottle up his ass like you desperately wanted to. Instead of blowing up on you and embarrassing himself like you had hoped he would, Wooyoung simply flipped his hair back and put his cap back on, resulting in a few squeals from some nearby fangirls that were sitting in the stands. âIf getting me hard was the goal, you succeeded, Y/N.âÂ
You grimaced. âYouâre fucking disgusting, Wooyoung.âÂ
Wooyoung reached over the fence to push a few loose strands of hair behind your ear. âBut, you love it, donât you? Thatâs why youâre so obsessed with me.âÂ
âYou should be obsessed with me. Maybe if you paid attention, you could figure out how to pitch a ball that I wonât knock out of the goddamn stadium.âÂ
You irked Wooyoung to no end, your equally quick-witted jabs getting underneath the pitcherâs tan skin. However, he wouldnât let you have the satisfaction of seeing that, unless hell itself froze over. âAnd if you paid attention, maybe your team would actually make it past the playoffs.âÂ
That was when a vein visibly began to bulge out of your temple, your jaw tensing. Wooyoung had struck a nerve. You knew it, he knew it, and your team definitely knew it. Youâd give anything to make it to the championship game, but it was always just barely out of reach. The fact that Wooyoung would stoop so incredibly low had your blood boiling. You wanted nothing more than to grab the smug pitcher by his collar and spit directly in his face, but you were afraid that he would enjoy that more than you would have. So, instead you simply accepted defeat in that moment and sat back down on the bench, staring ahead at the expansive baseball field. Â
You were too caught up in your own furious thoughts to notice that Yunho had left the spot he had taken up on the bench, instead leaning on the same fence Wooyoung had been chilling on just moments ago.Â
âYour girlâs feisty, Yun. I fucking love it. She seems like she bites. Does she bite?â Wooyoung prodded the taller man, just as he pulled a vape out of his pocket and took a long hit, causally blowing out the smoke into Yunhoâs face.Â
Yunho waved the vapor away, shaking his head slightly. âSheâs not mine, but yeah, she bites. SheâŚdoes a lot of things.âÂ
Wooyoung hummed in response, smiling like he knew something no one else did, his eyes shifting from the crowd, to his teammates who smiled back at him, then back up at Yunho. âSheâs not yours, but she lets you hit, doesnât she?âÂ
âShe doesâŚSheâs just very...rough.â Yunho bit his lip, thinking about how ferociously you would ride his cock in the empty locker rooms after the games you would ultimately lose, remembering all the love bites and scratches you littered his broad body in, knowing you wouldnât let him go until you left his cock raw and so sensitive he was ready to cry. He was more of a softie himself, a good boy, if you will, not exactly cut out for the animalistic sex you required after such a brutal loss. Wooyoung, however, seemed more fit for that. In fact, Yunho felt his throat go dry just imagining the two of you going at it in such a way, especially in front of him. That was allowed, right?Â
âYunho.â Wooyoung took another long puff from his vape, using his free hand to take his glasses off and placing them over the brim of his baseball cap.
âYeah?âÂ
Wooyoung reached up to place his hand on Yunhoâs tense shoulder, massaging his digits into it to loosen up the muscle. âI got a proposition for you. If your team wins today, you get to fuck a happy, calm Y/N. Sheâll probably even blow you without expecting anything back. Who knows, she might even swallow.âÂ
Yunho unconsciously licked his lips, glancing back over the shoulder Wooyoung was massaging into to admire your pretty face, even if it was contorted with rage-filled determination. He slowly looked back down at the pitcher. âAnd, if your team wins?âÂ
Wooyoung grinned deviously, licking at one of his sharp canines. âI get to put that pretty slut in her place.âÂ
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The first locker in your sight was the main recipient of your bubbling anger, the side of your bat making contact with the metal, incidentally leaving an indent. âMotherfucker!â you shouted to no one inside the empty womenâs locker room, tossing the bat down the long hallway, not bothering to watch it roll along the ground until it was stopped by someoneâs dusty cleat.Â
You threw your baseball cap into your crowded locker along with your balled up, button-up shirt once you pulled it off of your torso. You then pressed your hands into the cool metal, staring at your angry, sweaty reflection in the locker door mirror, huffing and puffing. âHow could you strike out to a bitch like him? Do better,â you told yourself, your hands forming fists.Â
Wooyoung cleared his throat, making his presence known, taking slow steps down the hallway with his hands in his pockets, happily chewing on a piece of gum. âI knew you were a sore loser, but I didnât know it was this bad.âÂ
âAre you lost, Wooyoung? This is the womenâs locker room, and last time I checked you donât have a pussy,â you spat in his direction, reaching down to unbutton your pants.Â
âYou wanna check for me, baby? I might not be hung like Yunho, but Iâll still be able to pump you full of cum. A slutty little cleat chaser like you would love that, huh?â Wooyoung mused vulgarly, leaning against the lockers, lowering his tinted glasses to leer at your half-naked body.Â
You didnât look at Wooyoung for too long, knowing you might kill him, or fuck him raw, if you did, now that jealousy-fueled rage was flowing through your veins.Â
A shower would probably help cool you down. Help you think straight. On the other hand, a nice, thick cock drilling into you wouldnât solve all your problems, but it sure would help, even if it was your sworn enemy who was servicing you. Instead of replying, you simply shimmied out of your tight, dust-covered pants and stepped out of them, bringing a foot up onto the bench to stretch out your sore, bruise-ridden legs, deeply annoyed that you slid to so many bases just to lose anyway.
Wooyoungâs throat ran dry, his gaze suddenly fixated on the g-string that formed to the curves of your hips, his Adamâs apple bobbing up and down upon the sight of the thin string tightly cupping your cunt as you bent down to massage your fingers into your thighs and calves. âFuck, is that a thong? You usually donât wear anythingâŚâÂ
âWhat does it look like, dumbass?â you snapped, before turning on your heels in the opposite direction, looking back at him over your shoulder. Chuckling softly at the tent that formed inside his pants, you reached back to unclasp your bra, letting it drop to the floor, prior to heading into the open shower room, very aware of the fact that Wooyoung was following close behind you like a eager, drooling puppy, smirking at the sounds of shuffling and grunting, the pitcherâs clothes hitting the tile floor on the way. Wooyoung talked a big game, but at the end of the day, he was just a man, and you took pride in knowing you had that power over him, even if you didnât have it on the field.Â
âHey, does having something rubbing against your pussy help you play better, Y/N? Or do you just like getting wet in front of all those men like the whore you are?â Wooyoung asked near your ear, watching you turn the shower handle to the right until a steady stream of warm water began to pour onto the both of you, waiting for you to turn around so that he could slip his twitching fingers under the thong straps that clung to your hips and pulled them up just to watch your pussy lips slip out past the thin material, making the pitcher groan.Â
âDid you come here just to slut shame me, Wooyoung?â You pressed your back into the cold tile wall behind you, goosebumps forming on your bare, heated skin, looking up at him past your wispy lashes, an amalgamation of intense hatred and lust sitting just beneath the surface of your piercing gaze. âOr did you come here to fuck me?âÂ
Wooyoung groaned at your bold words, pressing one of his hands onto the wall near your head, the other cupping your slick cunt, his lips just barely ghosting yours. âI didnât just come here to fuck you, princess. I came here to ruin you.â
âThen, ruin me,â you reiterated, grabbing Wooyoung by a tuft of his wet hair, your teeth and tongues clashing together in an instant.Â
Once Wooyoung was satisfied with the amount of spit he had swallowed, he pulled back, simply placing one hand on the top of your head and forcefully pushing you down until you got the hint.Â
You were mad at yourself for being unable to resist getting on your knees for a cocky prick like Wooyoung, so you simply glared up at him, trying to pretend you didnât notice his stiff, thick cock standing at attention in front of your face. âWhen I said ruin me, I meant my cunt. You think Iâm just gonna suck you off because you pushed my head down? Itâs bold of you to assume I wonât bite.âÂ
âDonât be a brat, Y/N. I won today, so I deserve special treatment, donât I?â Wooyoung argued, squinting his eyes at you once you began grimacing up at his erection, his fingers wrapping around your hair to create a makeshift ponytail. âMaybe if you didnât strike out so many times, I would be the one on my knees, devouring that pretty cunt of yours.âÂ
âShut the fuck upâŚâ you murmured, squeezing your thighs together, not understanding why someone like Wooyoung had so much power over you.Â
âThatâs not very nice of you to say, princess.â Wooyoung reached down with his free hand to hold the base of his cock, tapping the leaking tip against your lips, smearing his pre-cum over them in the process. âHow about we put that dirty mouth of yours to better use, yeah?â
Afraid he was late to the show after being forced to do an interview with the local college, Yunho quickly made his way into the womenâs locker room, almost slipping on the bat you left on the floor as he followed the sounds of breathy groans, gurgled moans, and running water that were echoing from the showers. He almost fell to his knees at the sight of his best friend taking cock down her throat. You were a complete mess, streaks of mascara running down your flushed cheeks, strands of milky saliva dribbling down past your swollen lips, along your bulging throat, and onto your tits, your nose routinely making contact with Wooyoungâs pelvis. Yunho didnât even know you could deep-throat cock with so much ease.Â
Leaning against the opposite side of the shower room, Yunho desperately began to palm at his stiff, leaking length through the baggy gray sweatpants that hung loosely from his hips, his cheeks and ears growing red once he caught your teary gaze.Â
You reached in between your trembling thighs, trying to relieve the deep ache inside your dripping cunt by filling it with two of your fingers, letting out a choked moan when Wooyoung roughly smacked the side of your cheek.Â
âDid I say you could touch yourself? Youâre my cocksleeve right now. You donât get to play with your cunt, dumb whore,â Wooyoung grunted, letting go of your hair to pinch your nose when you wouldnât stop finger-fucking yourself, keeping his cock lodged deep inside your throat, cutting off your only source to oxygen.Â
âM-mmnfffâŚ!â you whimpered, your brain starting to feel delightfully fuzzy around the edges, getting an instant head high from not being able to breathe. You waited until the very last second to stop playing with yourself, suddenly grabbing onto Wooyoungâs hips and squeezing them tightly, begging him for mercy with your watery eyes.Â
Wooyoung immediately pulled his cock out of your mouth and slapped it down onto your face as a further attempt to humiliate you in front of your friend. âWhat a dirty slutâŚâ He began to jerk himself off, rubbing his reddened cockhead against your parted lips. âI want you to listen to me. Once I cum inside your mouth, youâre not going to swallow, got it?âÂ
Wiping the excess saliva from your face, you nodded your head obediently, gazing up at him with half-lidded eyes, knowing Yunho was just a few feet away from you, but too distracted by the thick, leaking cock right in front of your face. âCum, pleaseâŚâ
Yunho didnât realize how much he was getting off on being ignored by the two of you until he finally freed his cock from his stained sweatpants and jerked himself off directly, thick globs of pre-cum pouring down the side of his heavy length, breathy, whiny moans escaping from his drooling mouth, his glasses starting to fog up.Â
âBrainless for me already, hm? What a good girl. Now, show me your tongue,â Wooyoung whispered, taking advantage of the situation and sending a few strings of spit down onto it as soon as you held out your tongue. When he watched you swallow it immediately, your thighs squeezing together right after, Wooyoung tossed his head back and let out a long guttural groan, pressing his cockhead against your tongue just in time for spurts of hot cum to shoot out of it.Â
Ready to cum untouched from being used solely for Wooyoungâs pleasure, you carefully closed your mouth, not letting any of his hot load spill out, but not swallowing it down either, as much as you wanted to.
Wooyoung reached down to run his fingers through your wet hair, admiring the mess of pre-cum and spit you had on your face, smiling at you with his canines on display. âSpit out my cum onto your fingers and fuck it into that whore-hole of yours. You wanted to play with yourself, didnât you? Nowâs your chance, princess.âÂ
Shocked by Wooyoungâs perverted request, you simply looked up at him with wide eyes, looking like a hamster with the way your cheeks were currently puffed out and filled with his cum.Â
âGo on, baby. Donât be shy. Show Yunho why you have a reputation of being such a shameless cumslut with the guys on my team,â Wooyoung encouraged breathily, gently patting one of your filled cheeks, a few dribbles of milkiness leaking out past your lips.
Yunhoâs eyes left the soaking mess in between your thighs for a second to meet your embarrassed gaze, coming to terms with this new information. Not only did you fuck him after your losses, but you took the time to fuck the winning team, even after Yunho had filled your womb with countless loads. You really were a slut. Yunho became so hard, he grew a bit dizzy.Â
âF-fine, but donât stareâŚâ you murmured sheepishly, as if you hadnât been ran through by both of their teams before. The men in question watched with bated breath as you let the milky load drip onto your fingers, letting out little gasps when they quickly disappeared all the way inside you, your cunt making obscene squelching sounds each time you pushed them in and out.
âYouâre so filthyâŚI think Iâm in love,â Wooyoung sighed dreamily, reaching down to clutch your jaw with his slender fingers. He smiled keenly at your contorted expression, enjoying the sound of your whiny moans. âWhatâs wrong, princess? Are you going to cum just from being a filthy whore? Does it feel that good knowing you're breeding yourself with my load? Mm, and it feels even better knowing that Yunho is watching you be my pretty little cum dump, huh?âÂ
âS-so good, I mightâŚffffuckâŚâ Once your heated gaze returned to your best friend, Yunho began to seize up at the same time as you, painting his plain black t-shirt with ropes of cum just as your milky release poured onto the tile floor below.Â
Wooyoung simply chuckled in amusement, before turning his head to face his longtime friend just in time to see him wiping thick streaks of cum off of his long, softened length. âDid you just bust a nut from watching Y/N try to impregnate herself?âÂ
âY-yes.â Blushing, Yunho adjusted his glasses out of habit, now that he wasnât wearing his contacts, pulling at the sleeve of his hoodie now that his two favorite people were looking at him like they wanted to devour him.Â
âYouâre just as dirty as she is.â Wooyoung smiled idly, positioning himself behind you so that your back pressed into his chest, slowly spreading you wide open for all three of you to see just how pink your soaked slit was. âHey, Yun. You hungry?âÂ
âVery,â your teammate replied quickly, licking at his lips, already finding himself on his knees before you, ready to start panting in true golden retriever fashion.Â
âYou donât mind if Yun eats out your pretty, cum-stuffed cunt, do you, baby?â Wooyoung asked you, leaning over to nip at your jaw, pinching your swollen clit just to hear the cute sound you made for him.Â
Just as you gave them the go-ahead, your teammate buried his face in between your thighs, appreciating how Wooyoung spread you open further with his thumbs, eagerly lapping at the milky liquid that slowly began to drip out of you.Â
âWhat a good puppy,â Wooyoung praised, growing hard and harder the longer he watched Yunho desperately slurp up the tangy mixture into his drooling mouth, slipping his cock in between your soft, sweaty thighs, appreciating the warmth they provided. âDo you like the way my cum tastes, Yun?âÂ
âTasches scho good, Woo,â Yunho replied with his mouth full, dragging his dripping tongue up and over your puffy cunt over and over, idly kneading his fingers into the sides of your thighs.Â
Groaning, Wooyoung began to fuck the tight space in between your thighs, the underside of his cock rubbing deliciously against your pussy, making you moan even louder than you were before. âYou wanna taste it from the source, Yun? Huh? You want a taste of my cock?âÂ
Yunho nodded quickly, having to push down his own stiff length from the way it was poking into his abdomen. Drooling, he watched how Wooyoung pulled you just a little farther back against his body, until Yunho had access to his friendâs leaking cock, immediately wrapping his lips around the reddened tip and noisily slurping on it.Â
âOh, fuck yeah,â Wooyoung moaned out, clutching one of your hips tightly, snaking the other one around your waist to begin flicking and rubbing your clit, looking down over your shoulder to watch his friend fervently suck and lick at his cock each time he thrusted himself between your closed, trembling thighs, a combination of his pre-cum and your wetness dirtying Yunhoâs foggy glasses. âIâm gonna fucking cum all over your face, Yun. Gonna make Y/N squirt all over it too.âÂ
âGive it to me, pleaseâŚâ he panted, dragging his tongue up from Wooyoungâs twitching tip, along your pulsing cunt, and up over your clit, licking fervently at it when Wooyoung lifted your hood up to expose it completely. Yunho was so desperate to chase his high, he almost didnât register that he had begun to hump against your leg like a dog in heat, leaving streaks of sticky pre-cum on your skin.Â
âGood puppy, fuck, youâre such a good boy, Yuyu,â you praised your teammate whinily, desperately rubbing your cunt all over his tongue until your knees felt like they were about to buckle, Wooyoungâs veiny cock running along your slit from below sending you over the edge.Â
âWet this puppyâs face with your squirt, baby. Now,â Wooyoung growled into your ear, biting on the side of it just as he roughly pinched your clit, thrusting forward in between your thighs one more time, only for his sensitive tip to be met with Yunhoâs agile tongue, his eyes rolling back when his friend lapped over and into the slit.Â
Right as your arousal began to squirt onto Yunhoâs flushed face, Wooyoungâs cock twitched up into your cunt, his hot load shooting out onto your teammateâs tongue, a few spurts landing onto his glasses.Â
When Yunho was about to cum from rubbing himself all over your leg, he suddenly didnât have access to it, causing him to look up and whimper. Licking at the cum and squirt on his lips, his honey brown eyes widened at the both of you, his pupils blown wide.Â
Wooyoung had lifted up your trembling thighs so that they were pressed into either side of you, your body folded up like a paper doll, his hardened cock already slipping in and out of your soaking cunt. Chuckling at your breathless moans and whines, he dragged his tongue up and over your jaw, humming at the taste of your salty skin. âYouâve been waiting to get pounded like this, yeah? Because no one uses this pretty body like I doâŚhuh? Youâre so spoiled now.âÂ
âItâs all your fault,â you gasped out in between moans, reaching your arm back to hold onto Wooyoungâs neck, turning your head so that your lips ghosted along the side of his panting mouth. âPlease cum inside, Woo, please, I need it.âÂ
Wooyoung squeezed his fingers into the underside of your thighs, bucking his hips roughly up into you. âGod, I love when I turn you into my little breeding bitch.â He turned his head so that he could bite at your bottom lip, groaning, âGet ready to retire, baby. Iâm gonna knock you up.âÂ
Yunho thought he was going to lose his goddamn mind from witnessing the display of dominance and submission that was taking place directly above him. Wooyoung was completely controlling your body, ruthlessly fucking up into you, one hand tugging at your hair, the other wrapped around your neck, a small bulge routinely becoming visible within your lower abdomen with each thrust and every he made into your stretched cunt. It seemed like neither of you could even remember that Yunho was there, right below you, until he began to eagerly lick at the slick, milky space where your heated, sticky bodies routinely made contact.Â
You both moaned at the pleasurable sensation, your pulsing lower halves beginning to grow extremely heavy. âYuyuuu, that feels so good,â you whimpered, angling your head down to gaze lovingly at Yunho, reaching your hand down to ruffle his sweaty hair.Â
Growling, Wooyoung grabbed you by the chin and shoved his tongue down your throat, forcibly bouncing you up and down on his cock. Your teary eyes never closed, and never left Yunhoâs, even when you began to cum for Wooyoung, your release spilling out into your dear teammateâs open mouth and onto his lolled-out tongue. Just when Yunho thought he couldnât get any harder, you began to cry out a cuter version of Wooyoungâs name once he really started to drill his pulsing cock into your sensitive cunt, the twinges of jealousy Yunho felt only contributing to his need to witness his friend unload himself into you.Â
Wooyoung pressed his forehead against yours, his sharp eyes boring into yours. âYou look at me when you take my load, baby. I donât care if your little boyfriend is watching me fuck you stupid,â he demanded, smacking his palm roughly into the side of your ass, making you squeak out in pleasurable pain.Â
âYes, Youngie,â you breathed out, your eyebrows drawing closer once your bottom half began to grow heavier and heavier, not knowing if you were truly capable of cumming for the nth time.Â
âWhat a good girlâŚOpen your mouth for meâŚâ Sighing softly, he caught his dripping saliva on your tongue with his own and slid it into your open mouth, the both of you letting out muffled moans as he spilled inside you once again. He broke the sloppy kiss to look down over your shoulder, admiring how his load began to slip out past his softening cock, dripped down past his balls, and landed onto Yunhoâs fucked-out face. He smiled darkly at the dried spurts of cum Yunho left on his t-shirt and stained sweatpants. âBaby, look at the mess puppy madeâŚâÂ
You licked at your lips, both you and Wooyoung just about devouring your teammate with your lustful gazes alone. âOh, Yuyu. Look what youâve done to yourself. Poor, sweet puppy just wants to feel good, doesnât he?âÂ
Yunho bit his bottom lip, looking up at the both of you with half-closed, watery eyes, completely at your combined mercy. âY-yeah. More, please.âÂ
You and Wooyoung exchanged lecherous glances, knowing neither of you would be able to stop, especially not when you had such a perfect new companion to play with. Despite all the odds, you and your rival had finally come to a truce, and, of course, came to the conclusion that youâd be tag teaming Yunho until you would have to get ready for softball practice the next morning.
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