#The Classy Radio Tyrant [Alastor]

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IC/SHIP TAGS 1/2

Coffee Filter [ Coffee Twist x Roi ] Melodic Mocha Pony [Coffee Twist] The Apple to my Pie and the Straw to my Berry [ Aria Heart x Coffee Twist ] The Classy Radio Tyrant [Alastor] Slutty Spider [Angel Dust] #Honest Farmer [Applejack] Too Fast for Me [Rainbow Dash] Fluttering Kindness [Fluttershy] Hyperactive Laughter [Pinkie Pie] Embodiment of Magic [Twilight Sparkle]  Generous and Fabulous [Rarity] Draconic Assistant [Spike] Furry Crybaby [Asriel] Darlin’ Devil [Bendy] #I’m 19 and Already Wasted My Life [Burgerpants] #The Man Who Watches [Gaster] #Little Prince of a Little Kingdom [Ralsei]  #Ketchup Hoarder [Sans] #HANDSOME SKELETON [Papyrus] #Fishy Punch [Undyne] Mischievous Feline [Capper]

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― “ Just sign on the line and we can be friends.                                           I’ll be here for you until your world ends. ” 

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I’M WHEEZING SO MUCH IM GOINGEONTHMTORTAE’SLHKNCRTY

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UWU new Alastor icons

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            ♪ I don't want to set the world on fire                                      I just want to start a flame in your heart~ ♪

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xj-nine replied to your post “welcome to the old man club, in which NO ONE HERE CAN USE TECHNOLOGY...”

Does Alastor even know what a phone is yet

------ “ Why of COURSE I know what a telephone is! I have one of them myself, and still carry her in my office to this day! She’s a slick beauty, here, let me show you her! ”

------ “ Ah, the sound she makes is just music to my ears, hahaha! ”

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A Reminder!

My Alastor is not nice.

I stick to canon as close as possible whenever I write a muse, and Alastor is only being “nice” to Charlie is because he’s bored. He wants to see the people fail, because that’s what he loves seeing. He’s an asshole. He doesn’t respect personal space, he murders without hesitation, all with a smile and a song.

He is not a nice guy, dude. He will eat your kidneys.

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------ “ You know, I’m feeling quite generous today! Guess there really is some good in me after all, hahaha! ”

------ “ Who wants some free money? ”

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Anyway, I thank The Living Tombstone for this fantastic piece.

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New Muse: Alastor from Hazbin Hotel

------ “ You know, I’ve seen my fair share of carnivals and whatnot during my living days, but as it turns out, this one surely kicks it up a notch! Sure, it’s not all that classy as I would have hoped the others did, but does it have PURPOSE? ”

With a twirl of his microphone and a little slap of it on the ground, he made his presence more known. A sinister-like aura surrounds him as he inspects said blog.

------ “ Yes, surely this place could use a little more razzle-dazzle, or the Alastor Touch as I might call it. What better way to spend my time, hm? ” 

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He KNOWS he has an effect on people. It’s humorous for him to watch.

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i only just realized Alastor knocked on the Happy Hotel’s door with “Shave and a Haircut.”

i love this demon.

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owo deals?

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Hey blue, I'm a big dumb but I wonder what ships do you have for Alastor or is she an eyes on Charlie type guy?

I actually view my Alastor as Aromantic as well as Asexual, so he feels nothing in regards towards others in a relationship type status.

He can like people and have certain preferences, but he does not believe in love for himself.

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Good question! Who rules the carnival... I'd say it's a close tie between Blue, Alastor, Mettaton and Trixie.

—— “ Well, I LOVE that you thought of me, darling, but I’m afraid I’m not as top-dog, as you might put it, compared to these others. No, I’m here to entertain, not to rule. ”

—— “ A great way of thinking, my weird… box-shaped companion, but both can easily be acquired, you know. That’s how I came to be the hotshot here, and only within a week of staying, too. ”

—— “ Trixie doesn’t care who these two are, everypony knows the GREAT and POWERFUL Trrrrrixie is the star of the show here! ”

—— “ Ladies, ladies, simmer down, we all know I am the ringmaster of this weird dimension. Think, just how are we all here together in the first place? My doing, of course. ”

hey, guys..? i’m. i’m the one in charge here

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------ “ Hello there folks, please know that setting fire to the hotel, or other people’s belongings in the hotel, is punishable by death! Please put all matches and other flame inducing things away from arsonists’ reach before I shoot someone! ”