#The Carmilla Book of Flirt XI

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Stupid Sexy Vampire: The Carmilla Book of Flirt XI An Illustrated Addendum of Vampiric Vamping

Laura: [as Carmilla is gazing at her with literal stars in her eyes, smiling] “What?!”

Carmilla: [teasing] “So, I’m heroic, huh?”

Laura: [teasing back] “When you’re not threatening to vivisect graduate students!”

Carmilla: [suggestively]  “Well, you’d think if I was some noble warrior goddess that I’d be entitled to a little more admiration from my wide-eyed maiden fair...”

Laura: [admirative alright, the giddiest of giddies, chuckling adorably] “You are un-believable!”

Carmilla: “I guess I should just be happy you haven’t found a brand new crusade to be on!” [Come on Carm, how many centuries-old are ya already? Do not speak of the devil-- the Dean-- your mom! Don’t bring up your mom when you’re hoping to get into a girl’s pants!]

Laura: “We’ve been here for like, an hour. What kind of trouble do you think I could possibly get into?”  [Laura, not you too!]

Carmilla: [very suggestively] “Oh, I have all kinds of thoughts about that...”

LaFontaine: [walking in, turning up out of the blue, uninvited] “Hey guys, so the library’s a no-go, nobody’s been able to get in for days... Uhh, Perr’s gone to see if anybody at the student paper knows what’s going on, which means that I get a break from the ‘What pronouns do we use if’ interrogation. [realizing they interrupted a moment] Oh! Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt anything!”