#The Carmilla Book of Flirt VII

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Stupid Sexy Vampire: The Carmilla Book of Flirt VII

Laura: [as Carmilla is reading the Giant Sumerian Book; girls who read Sumerian are so hot] So... Thanks, by the way, for coming with us to the library.

Carmilla: I thought we were never speaking of that again?

Laura: [chuckles] Yeah. [attempting another ouverture] You came along 'cause you want to know what happened to her, didn't you? [Yes, bring up the ex, very smooth, Sundance, very smooth!] So you're hoping that you can save her somehow?

Carmilla: [sighs] Don't start expecting heroic vampire crap from me, Cupcake. If I know better than to mess with my mother, I sure as Hell know better than to spit in the eye of something old enough to think it's a god. Besides, the wench is dead.

Laura: [raising her eyebrows, sassy as fuck] So are you, doesn't seem to be putting the death in your social life! [sighs an adorably infatuated smile] Besides, if you want me to stop having heroic notions about you (I legit heard "erotic notions" the first time I watched this episode, because Laura thought it so loudly, Ed.), you should probably stop saving my life. [But please don't stop, please don't stop!]

Carmilla: [raising an eyebrow, sultrily] Then, who would buy the cupcakes?

[Laura *swoons* in the most adorable manner, the giddiest of giddies]