#The Bad Touch

[howlingday]

Ruby: Hey, Jaune, can you help me with something?

Jaune: Sure thing, Ruby! What's up?

Ruby: Well, I was just thinking, but we're both humans, right?

Jaune: Uh, yeah?

Ruby: Humans are primates, and all primates belong to the Mammalia Class.

Jaune: R-Right. Okay?

Ruby: And since we are both creatures classified as mammals, and nothing more, then it would only make sense that we should imitate what other creatures found in our classification by following the examples of said creatures found on documentary programs about naturalism topic, usually airing on TV.

Jaune: ...

Ruby: In other words...

Ruby: You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel~.

Jaune: Do it again now~!

[survvw]

I dont like how jake turned out ://

[bloodhoundg4ng]

the peak of my creativity

[fetch-those-damned-bolt-cutters]

has this already been done?

[theknucklehead]

Growing up watching Digimon as a kid, am I the only one who thought that Etemon was made as a reference to that famous Bloodhound Gang song?

[fabulous-gabulous-theartist]

Finally typing this thing out.

[0r1sw0rldxp]

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So let's do it like they do it on the Discovery channel !

[myvenusdoomed]

“Oh yeah I’m totally laidback and normal” *I say as my eyes twitch viciously while visibly shaking because ‘the bad touch’ by bloodhound gang is playing and I want to scream along so bad but I can’t let shawty know I am in fact not normal or laidback*

[blake078]

Tranq Dart Scene Screencaps in Bloodhound Gang's The Bad Touch Video

[cptkitten]

Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

[angeloftheodd]

I met a gay pig while running pre-Christmas errands today. 🐷🐽🏳️‍🌈 The big pig immediately went NOPE when approached by the excited one. 🐖🤣

[obezyanka]

“you and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals, so, let’s do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel”

[tenitchyfingers]

the stranglehold this live performance has on me

[shake-your-money-maker]