#The Accountant's Guide to Taking Down an Evil Vampire Lord by Cinnamontails

[canon-in-too-deep]

The Accountant's Guide to Taking Down an Evil Vampire Lord Typeset

Not a free typeset this time, but one done for the Baldur's Gate fandom! A fandom that is one of my nearest and dearests...*coughs* Anyway, this typeset comes from @cinnamontails-ff's suggestion on my post yesterday! I was feeling stuck working on some pd typesets, and wanted to take a break and do some fanfic ones instead. They suggested this BG3 fic they had written, and as soon as I saw the title I knew I needed to typeset it! I'm a sucker for a good title...though not a bloodsucker, as is some pale elf's case! Thanks again for the suggestion! This was a lot of fun to work on, and I hope I was able to do a semblance of justice for this story! Some interior shots are below the break. Note: I don't share files of fanfic typesets without author permission. This was made with the author's consent.

[vyjuarts]

Batstarion causing havoc

I imagine him being distracting during the great investigation, where Scarlett is working so hard to collect all the dirt on a vampire lord and he is just hanging out there, annoying her. Stealing pens as a misbehaving cat, posing seductively and when there is nothing else to steal, he would take Scarlett's inkpots as hostage and propose different little deals for letting her get her ink back. His demands may or may not involve biting, blood and chin scritches. 💙

We need the spawn Astarion to be able to turn to a bat, so we can have that small chaotic fellow in the fic The Accountant’s Guide to Taking Down an Evil Vampire Lord (and maybe bagging Astarion while you are at it) by @cinnamontails-ff as well!

I highly recommend checking out that awesome slow burn and accounting filled heavenness! ✨

[akylynaneverba]

Ukrainian cover for @cinnamontails-ff! The Accountant's Guide to Taking Down an Evil Vampire Lord (and maybe bagging Astarion while you're at it) artist: razin_bee on IG translator: Marko_Wowchok on ao3

[larvasmoon]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Spread the self-love ❤️

Sorry for the late reply, and thank you so much for this lovely ask <3

Here's a few of my works that I really enjoyed working on:

Portrait of the pale elf : A tailor Astarion AU that takes place post canon, ten years after the events of the game! A wonderful friend of mine is currently working on a podfic for this story, it's amazing <3

Salt the earth behind you : A Pirate Astarion AU in which our favorite vampire is the captain of a ship. He tries to save his crew from a mysterious curse with the help of Beatrice, a tavern waitress who holds the key to their freedom.

Life in the fast line : A fic I wrote as a gift for @davenswitcher and her wonderful story The Rockstar and the Groupie ! If you love Rockstarion and 80's music, please give it a read. I can't recommend it enough!

Deep rooted : Another fic I wrote as a gift for @cinnamontails-ff as a little continuation for her wonderful story The Accountant’s Guide to Taking Down an Evil Vampire Lord (and maybe bagging Astarion while you are at it). Most of you probably already know about this classic, but it'll always be one of my favorites <3

In a glass bloodily : A very smutty one shot in which Astarion is unexpectedly turned into a woman because of an enchanted belt!

[fluffyhoneytoast]

I normally would be too shy to share such in-progress doodles but I'm gonna start posting more for accountability reasons..!! I really wanna learn how to draw comics, so I figure, why not try with one of my favorite fanfics of all time: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47329978/chapters/119260024

"The Accountant’s Guide to Taking Down an Evil Vampire Lord (and maybe bagging Astarion while you are at it)" by @cinnamontails-ff!

Trying to find a sweet spot between styles and character acting..

[bg3-fanfic]

Chapters: 25/25 Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Astarion (Baldur's Gate)/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Astarion (Baldur's Gate), Gale (Baldur's Gate), Shadowheart (Baldur's Gate), Lae'zel (Baldur's Gate), Cazador (Baldur's Gate) Additional Tags: Human/Vampire Relationship, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Slow Burn, Revenge, women in STEM, POV Multiple, Enemies to Lovers, Eventual Smut, Accountants are cool, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Origin Story, Trigger Warning Cazador Szarr, Smut starts chapter 15, Excessive use of fountain pens Summary:

“Fine,” she said. “Do you know the statistically most common way for the authorities to take out organized crime?” Well, if that was her idea of enticing conversation, it was no wonder she had all those evenings free to chase after scoundrels like him. Still, Astarion didn’t want to antagonize her further and ruin the game, so he pursed his lips and guessed, “A very large, well-placed cannon?” “Tax fraud.” She looked at him as if she expected some sort of reaction – maybe a dramatic gasp? A palm flung to his forehead in a theatrical rendition of How could I not think of this? Everything he could muster was a blink. “Tax … fraud.” She nodded, obviously excited about what Astarion was sure were two of the most boring words in the English language, combined. "That's how we'll take down Cazador."

[larvasmoon]

"Deep Rooted" for Cinnamontails

Here's my take on the prompt "Sun" for the @bg3-apprecimaytion event ! This fic is dedicated to @cinnamontails-ff and to her absolutely stunning story " The Accountant's Guide to Taking Down an Evil Vampire Lord ( and maybe bagging Astarion while you are at it)". In this short story, I tried to imagine what Astarion and Scarlett's life would like once they are finally settled into their little house near the harbour !

Happy birthday @cinnamontails-ff, thank you for blessing us with your breathtaking stories, as well as being a truly wonderful person ❤️

Here's a little snippet of it :

"The sound of her voice snapped him out of his thoughts and he jogged inside, finding her sitting on a little chair near the front door, cradling her now very round belly. Her copper curls had grown long, falling gracefully over her shoulders like a red veil when she bent down to try and put on her boots again. “This little angel in here is getting in the way of me doing the simplest of things lately,” she said as he kneeled in front of her and gently started to slide her foot inside the shoe. “Maybe it is a sign that you should stay home with me today. I would cook something nice and warm and then I would read you a book while you rest, hm ?” he cooed once he was done, nuzzling against her baby bump and looking up at her with what he knew to be his best puppy eyes."