#Thatsnarkynorwegian

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A Café Visit

thatsnarkynorwegian

"Yeah! I'll meet you there, it'd be so nice to catch up with ya! Alright, bye, Nik!" Metta got off the phone with her little brother and checked the time. She had 20 minutes to get to the cafe he was already on his way to, which meant she needed to get ready FAST. After she got dressed in a red and black tank with black jeans and red converse, she went to straighten her hair and do her makeup. She kept it fairly simple, winged eyeliner and bright red lipstick being the only extra touches outside of a natural look, but her hair was another story. Since her straightner made her hair all kinds of frizzy, she decided to put her hair half up, braid that "up" section, and spritz her bangs with water once. At last, she was ready! Unfortunately, she only had 3 minutes to get there now...

Of course she was a few minutes late, but she promptly and profusely apologized as soon as she sat at his table. "I should have kept a better eye on time, I'm really sorry...! Can you find it in your heart to forgive me, bror?" She smiled apologetically and waited for his response.

[erinivoq-archived]

Caring for Iiliit (Closed RP)

It scares Iiliit as she hears silence in the room her mother and her kidnapper are in. She then hears the sounds of fists, of blood being spilled, all of it had made her sick to her stomach. Suddenly, there was a loud thud as someone dropped to the ground. Once again, all was quiet. It absolutely terrified her not knowing whether her mother was okay. If only she could have gotten up to help, but, no, she couldn’t move. Tears stung her blackened, swollen eyes, breathing even hurt at this point. 

As soon as she’s picked up by the man, she struggles pitifully--she can barely even move at this point so she ends up going limp not soon after. She let out quiet whimpers as she couldn’t quite make words yet. She was horrified that whomever picked her up was her abuser considering the fact she couldn’t see at this point. Though once she hears the voice of the man that had saved her, she’s relieved. She wants to shout “mama” and cry with him but all that can come from her mouth at this point are more whimpers and groans. It just hurt too much to do anything. Her hands move behind her a tiny bit since they’re bound she can’t even attempt to weakly hug him. She felt so useless.

 Her two eyes of course were dark, bruised, barely open-able. In fact, almost all of the skin exposed at the moment was a dark blue especially around her neck; signifying she had been almost strangled at one point. There was blood coming from her mouth and nose from the times she was punched. Blood covered her and her dress and there were many other wounds he couldn’t see yet. 

Once the voice of Nikolai reaches her ears as well, she attempts to say his name though it just comes out as “Nnn...” Then she stops and hangs her head, she really did feel weak.

thatsnarkynorwegian

allfornorway

(whichever of you wants to go first feel free to reply then we’ll go w that order from now on.)

[kettiroghestar]

thatsnarkynorwegian replied to your post: the only norway that erik will ever tr...

[ //just kind of flails tbh// Your PSA page is rad tbh, I agree with so much on there. I especially love “…his body is that of a 20 year old male bye. ” i get so sick of seeing Iceland & Norway drawn as shota i mean what in the actual fuck. ]

yeAh omf people always draw aph iceland as like this fucking shota 5 year old and its one of the reasons why i made erik into my own OC finally and the always draw norway as like this googoo eyed baby when im p/sure he could kick ur ass with his pinkie like ????

[kongerigetdanmarkdelete-blog]

♒ [ because I am enjoying reading these~ ]

There should be a noise, he knew. Something. Anything. A groan. A curse. A breath. But there was nothing. A void room, just like cobalt hues.

He didn't remember anything, but night had already fallen over his land so he had to be asleep. Surely. This was a dream.

Norway couldn't die. Not by his hands.

He thought quietly, almost smiling, while his knees gave out and he landed next to his beloved brother. His beloved brother with a scarlet halo around his ashen hair.

It hurt. Slightly.

Why didn't he wake up? Why was the only sound his chocked sobs and not the silent words of Norway waking him from his nightmare.

[trinity-oy]

♚Hilsener til thatsnarkynorwegian♚

thatsnarkynorwegian

"Hilsener. Hva bringer deg hit i dag?"

[erinivoq-archived]

(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)

Send me a “(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)” and my muse will respond with a kiss that resembles their feeling(s) or relationship towards yours.

Hair: Irresistible Longing

Eyelid: Adoration

Ear: Temptation

The Bridge of Nose: Treasuring

Lips: Love

Throat: Desire

Chest: Possession

“Nikolai…” She pulled the other man close to her, holding onto his hands. Her eyes looking down as she squeezed them gently. She let out a quiet hum and laid her head on his chest, pulling his arms around her, “I want to…Do something for you, alright? Stay still for me and just listen to my words.”

How in the world was she supposed to even put into kisses her feelings for this man? In all honesty she had no idea she would end up falling for him, not in a million years. He was her father’s brother and certainly they used to be like family when she was younger, but, well, now she just couldn’t see him as such. He was constantly on her mind nowadays, she was more madly in love than she could possibly ever hope to be. 

Moving to wrap her arms around his neck instead of his middle, she leaned up on her tiptoes; her lips touching his short blonde hair. This kiss was a sign of her irresistible longing for him. She inhaled his scent and then whispered into his ear, “Every time I’m away from you I can’t help but miss you…I want you so much, even when I can’t have you.” It certainly was true. The two of them had lived so far apart, busy with their own thing at certain times. Then she even remembered when she had first kissed him almost 30 years ago, after she had gained home rule. He was confused but she knew what she wanted. Of course then she was still just a child—Now she was a woman and she knew neither of them were befuddled anymore. At least, she hoped he had wanted her the same as she did him.

One she had planted that kiss, she moved on and still on her tiptoes, her lips brushed his right eyelid gently. A sign of adoration. She pulled away some, breathing softly and quietly, her cheek pressed up against his; her arms still around him so she could stay on her toes. She hummed quietly, squeezing him tightly, “I...really do cherish you so much...I would hate to ever lose you.” It was certainly true, she absolutely adored him. He 

After a moment, she moved over to his ear, nibbling on it teasingly before she pecked it gently. Temptation. More than anything at times she found herself wanting him, even if they were doing something else. Being in public with him sometimes drove her mad if at some point all she wanted to do was push him against something--and, well. Do as she pleased to him. His smile, the way he looked at her, how he held her hand, all of it made her heart beat out of control. He tempted her numerous times just by being himself.

Moving away a little more, she placed her hands on his face, caressing it lovingly with her fingers, “I hold you dear to my heart, you mean a lot to me, darling.” She showed this by giving him a kiss on the bridge of his nose, a symbol of being treasured. Even every moment she spent with him she felt the need to hold onto it, keep it safe just so she could remember it; so she could smile at the thought of being with him. 

And now, one of her most favorite kisses to plant on her wonderful boyfriend was coming up. She happily leaned her forehead against his before wHOOPS. The girl had lost her balance finally--Fallen from her place on her tiptoes. She landed on top of him with a thud, well then. Checking to see if he was okay and glad to see he was, she let out a laugh, “Ah um...S-Sorry, Niki!! I can...Make it up to you.” Leaning down, she placed a sweet kiss upon his lips symbolizing her love for him. As she got more into it, she moved down and wrapped her arms around him. It wasn’t as if she really needed air ever again, honestly, she just wanted to hold this as long as she could. After a moment, she lifted her head up, rubbing her nose against his, “I love you. I don’t, I mean...I’ve never been in love before, but, I’m so glad my first time was you. I really wish my only time could be you.” She got a bit sad as she mentioned that. While she hoped to always be with him, they were nations--it just wasn’t plausible. Though she could dream. 

As she parted from him, her mouth moved down and touched on his neck. She placed a few kisses on it to emphasize the fact she desired him. She playfully gave it a lick and then nuzzled her face into his shoulder, “I enjoy it when we make love and...I want to keep doing it. I never thought something could feel so good. I always look forward to it, you know.” Almost anytime she was with him she wanted him to touch her and she wanted to touch him back. It almost overwhelmed her sometimes how much she liked to pleasure him, feel him do the same back. The slow build up to the moment they finally initiated the act were her favorites, the teasing, the foreplay. All of it was even better for the fact it was with him. Then the desire to be with him didn’t even fade once it was over, she just wanted him to hold her then. When he held her and they cuddled, she felt safe and happy. 

Now lastly, she went ahead and gave his chest a kiss to signal that he was hers. She didn’t mean this in a creepy way that she owned him and he could never look at another woman again, just. Well, that he was her boyfriend. She wanted him to stay with her as long as they loved one another. It made her overjoyed when he said that she was his and that he was hers. They belonged to one another and she liked it that way. There would never be a threesome, never any sharing, no. They were both too selfish for that. She lets out a sigh and reaches a hand up to caress his cheek, “Stay mine...? Maybe for a few more years...Maybe days. I don’t care, I’m just happy I have you now.”

After she had finished with all the kisses, she found herself resting her head on his chest and closing her eyes. Slowly, she drifted off to sleep very happily in his arms. The poor Norwegian of course had to carry her off to bed but he didn’t leave her, he crawled in to hold her; both of them much more comfortable in there.

thatsnarkynorwegian

[vortdannebrogersmukt-blog]

archie posts meme: “lol how big is your dick and are you gay”

I post meme: “what do you think of how terrible of a parent you are and how your children don’t care about you”

[the-nxrthern-lion-blog]

I heard you needed clothes picked out for you to wear today so I brought you this;

[ Imagine it in blue and yellow instead of orange and white. =7= ]

I thought after you got changed we could even go to Liseberg.

Errr.... *he's just a bit skeptical of the outfit*

[danskdanish]

Fault

I hate that I hate hospitals, I know they're trying to help but they're just so much like a prison sometimes. No freedom

[ceannuidhebard]

-laughs into the wind at two different norways-

[kettiroghestar]

thatsnarkynorwegian replied to your post: I can’t even breathe without somebody ...

*Flicks blueberries at you*

/A sudden act of kindness./

/Carefully picks up each berry just don't look at him./

[vortdannebrogersmukt-blog]

[10:04:22 PM] actual iiliit: Man though iil being pregnant for real though woul d be the worst lmao

[10:05:18 PM] Sarah: she'd just flop down and not move for nine months

[10:05:43 PM] Sarah: (flag:gl) nik come feed me chocolate

(flag:no) i left some on the table

(flag:gl) you get here rIGHT NOW AND FEED ME CHOCOLATE

[aphgreenlandtrash-blog]

thatsnarkynorwegian said: [ I stopped liking the series long ago but the fandom, RPs and the concept are just too awesome to leave ]

Same tbh omg I love the aph RP community and I’m attached to my muse I just and historical feelings hey yes

[danskdanish]

Fault

I hate how my hair takes an hour to make perfectly spikey

[liachtaschta]

thatsnarkynorwegian replied to your post:(●﹏●✿)

[ Anytime ^u^ your Liech is such a sweetie, I enjoy seeing your RPs and IC posts pop up on my dash~ ]

i can make a simple starter if you'd like?? i wont be too much but it'll be something to start them off

i'd have to do it sometime tomorrow tho

unless you had any ideas in particular you'd like to do??

[kongerigetdanmarkdelete-blog]

thatsnarkynorwegian

[Text] A little bit of beer? Or a little bit of clothes on?

[Text] Is anyone with you?

[text] all gone-

[text] and a bit of both. ya missed something!