#Thats probably just because of the stupid podcast

[iamtheaudacity]

help how do I get to the weird tumblr posts

you know the ones that people make videos about, where are they?

help I feel like I’m missing out

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

I kind of want to do a temperature blanket, but I don't care about the temperature, so I'm trying to think of something along the same format that's not as boring as temperature. I'm thinking maybe moon phases? I considered sunrise and sunset time, but it would require a lot of yarn and I'm not sure exactly how I would format it. Any ideas?

[sippywippy]

tf2 music headcannons

got the idea playing project diva with a mod adding tf2 models lol

also this is NOT serious dont be mad if i mischaracterize them or go against canon ir whatever yapayapa idgaf!!!!!!1!1!1!!!

scout

— DEF a vocaloid fan, his fav would be miku

— listens to artists like wowaka, reol, deco, samfree, DEF giga

— i think he would like romeo and cinderella ... a lot

— also i think he would listen to soundcloud rapper type music and hype them up in the comments on 7 different alt accounts

soldier

— america national anthem and other military songs 90%

— the other 10% is like. green day idk (i dont listen to green day)

pyro

— honestly i think they would also like vocaloid,, fav is probably rin

— mostly junky, daniwell, and would listen to ohayodel because that mv is 1million percent them

demoman

— liike sea shanties and medieval music idk

— oh my GOD korpiklaani.....a,,lcohol songs,,,

— ik they finnish but shhhh ...,,,ssh

engineer

— what do u think (texan country music)

— just for spice i think he'd like industrial stuff

heavy

— i think he would like,, slow songs most of the time ,, perhaps

— i have no examples dot dot dot

— if hes freaky he listens to sexy music (you knwo)

medic

— the only one i've made a (30min) playlist for dot dot dot

— ok!! loves scary bitches!! gay vampires yes!

— also probably likes pisse (only german artist i listen to) and like christian death maybe idk

— i think hed listen to podcasts he seems like anpodcast guy

— ummm also would listen to those top 10 creepy vocaloid songs

spy

— fench

— probably listens to that one stupid basic stereotypical spy song ion remember

— umm also listens to like . that one genre of fancy pants music thats also like soooo cunty i have NO idea whatnim thinking of

— could be a reach but i think hed like athamay !!

sniper

— proabbly liie sad emo rock i hav no idea huys

[okaystoptellingmetomakeanaccount]

Man you know what i would really want. Kind of like a site that could compare all duck media (or hell, all disney media would be cool too) and how much people like them. Like put the ducktales finale against a barks 10 pager and see which one people prefer, which one has a higher score. If the entire top 100 would be dominated by comics or if a few animated things would slip in too.

And you cant like compare imdb scores to inducks scores because 1 inducks has a weird rating system, and 2 the people voting are completely different audiences. It’s never gonna be a fair logical comparison. But imagine if there was like a site where they had both and where everyone was equally fan of everything and then they would fairly vote i just want to knowww.

Ratings are cool, but cross media ratings are even cooler. How does episode 3 of the this duckburg life podcast/audioplay compare to Paperino skipper from Giorgio Pezzin. I need to know. Has chapter 5 of totem decapitato a higher rating than the first ever episode of dt87? Do people like the ducktales lost lamp movie more than the solving mysteries and rewriting history book? Has the first story of PKNA more historical significance to the fans than Donalds first ever appearance in general? Will they go as far as rate Evroniani higher than The wise little hen?

These ridiculous questions about things that are impossible to compare but I just want to because it’s fun i need that. Because Duck Avenger: Shadow of venus is completely different from: Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: mickey gets sick (or whatever i dont actually remember any episode titles) or Mickey Donald and Goofy go on a roadtrip (whatever that cartoon was with the trailer its a fun one) but they’re somehow also all the same ‘mickey and friends’ franchise. I just think it’s interesting and i will probably now not rest until these questions are answered oh help

How does the Scrooge McDuck and money cartoon compare to the kingdom hearts manga? Is Donald Duck going quackers better than episode 7 season 1 of darkwing duck? Is Donalds appearance in who framed roger rabbit better than his orange juice? Is the Toontown in Disneyland Epcot a better experience than The Dark Side from MMMM? Would you rather be stuck in a room for an hour with only a donald duck colouring book from the zeeman or disney crossy road? Do the fans like the donald duck clock more than an extremely goofy movie? Is the Scrooge McDuck boardgame a better experience than that Donald Duck’s birthday childrens book? Did people get more enjoyment out of Sora’s super smash bros ultimate trailer or the Daisy Duck lego brickhead?? IS THAT BOOTLEG DONALD DUCK UMBRELLA FROM CHINA I GOT AS A KID BETTER OR THIS YOUTUBE VIDEO I WATCHED YESTERDAY ABOUT MICKEY MOUSE COPYRIGHT??? (both those last two things did not happen to me im sorry)

going a bit far there but thats because the general idea without all of the insanity just seems so incredibly fun to me. Even the brickhead and trailer comparison. Yknow what who cares about unfair voting. Just compile all the normal unweighted inducks scores, all imdb and letterboxd and rotten tomatoes and whatever more exists ratings, amazon reviews, to videogame ratings that you always see on wikipedia and just put them all together and see what the result is and also implement the inducks ratings because its a very easy and handy rating system and let people rate on the site on too of that.

Okay no dont do that that would be stupid but like all the cartoons and comics and audio things and games and boardgames and books and maybe not boardgames but everything that is a story and see which stories people like the most i just think that would be so cool.

I dont think im making sense i think Im going to bed now lmfao.

[thenumber-e]

Wifeyyyyy! Tell me about Craig's sports Hobbies? Or Hobbies in general:3

ok feeling shitty rn so this’ll (hopefully) get my mind off of stuff

anyways oh boy there are SO many of these that i have this is gonna get long i think

starting off with sports, i feel like he’d be an active guy. not like gym bro buff craig kinda stuff you see, he’s definitely a lanky beanpole. but i feel like he does a few sports so has a bit of muscle

first off, basketball. i’m a truther for this one, i don’t see it a lot tho. like, i hc him as being pretty tall, and i don’t have much like canon advice to back this up but that and the fact that there’s a basketball in his garage in tsot- but i think it jus fits him tbh. and also because it’s funny, he’s a total fucking loser nerd, but since yk i’ve gotta stick to canon sometimes, he’s technically popular and attractive, he definitely has like a jock alter-ego or smth stupid like that LMAO

he definitely seems like a hockey guy. like- the enforcer is so him. he’d totally wanna beat people up just cus he can. also i think he’d be a really good skater- i think he’s a pretty well balanced person physically. also, i see kyle as doing hockey, and they’re definitely close. i just see them being friends making sense, so now theyll have a sport together. also- because im insane, ike does hockey too and kyle and craig help him practice

i believe i’ve seen this once, but yk. i always see boxer tweek and don’t get me wrong i love that, but i feel like craig would continue doing martial arts afterwards too. like he’s canonically a violent and angry guy, but he’s kinda mellowed out, and i feel like that’s him just holding it back or smth cus he gets in trouble alllll the time. tweek also probably scolds him for it. but i feel like it would be a good way for him to get out any extra emotions, because he is NOT good at expressing those. also, back onto lanky criag, he’s got long limbs, and i feel like that’s good for someone to do martial arts (trust me im projecting) also, that’s also why he has good balance i feel.

alright, done with sports, just normal hobbies.

starting off, he’s 100% a music guy. i see stuff about him preferring podcasts over music, but i see him as a total music guy. in @panicatthecourtx more recent posts, she kinda went over that stuff, but because yk, im the craig ceo i’ll go over it too. i call it dad rock cus thats what my dad listens to, but he definitely listens to nirvana, ac/dc, weezer, that kinda stuff. he’s just a nerd. but i feel like he’d also have music as a way to vent in some sort of way? idk if it makes sense this is just how my brain works, but when he’s stressed, overstimulated, or just down in the dumps he zones out and just listens to music. he’s also just a nerd

space, duh. he could go on and on about that shit for hours. he can make every constellation, am every galaxy, all the nebulas, and basically anything. especially black holes. they fascinate him, he finds them so interesting and yk. is a nerd about em. ik it doesn’t really tie in with space stuff but i’ll put it here, he definitely loves conspiracy theories, especially ones about aliens and stuff. he thinks of his own all the time. especially about other space related things. also, back to conspiracy, death absolutely fascinates him. he just want to know what happens after that.

this is a basic one, but sleeping. he’s the heaviest sleeper ever, literally sleeps 24 fuckin 7

he’ll never admit it, but he kinda likes school. not because he likes sitting around all day or listening to teachers drone on and on, it’s because usually he can talk about things. in classes he enjoys, it’s his favorite thing ever. i also see him as that one kid who literally never studies or pays attention and yet has all A’s in every class.

he’s 100% a reader. he can zone out and not lay attention to anything. he gets lost in books all the time and it’s so nerdy but he loves it. it’s almost like an escape from reality which he likes. he’d never admit it, but he frets stressed pretty easily so he enjoys the way to just be alone in his own world. this also ties in with the music hc- he probably listens to music while reading. he also just zones out a lot in general

this also kinda feeds into music headcanons but he skateboards. he just gives me 90s grunge/kurt cobain vibes and youll never change my mind on this. he thinks he’s so fuckin cool but he’s just some random ass lame kid but he gets away with it cus he’s mildly popular or whatever. but he definitely has a little mini skateboard for stripe

why do these headcanons keep feeding off of each other? i dont know but yk its ok. craig fucking loves mini things. it’s definitely iconic, cus my craig is really tall and has big ass hands. but small things remind him of tweek (my tweek is like 5’8 so compared to him yeah kinda short) but he’s just gay and loves anything and everything that reminds him of tweek

i’ve also realized i don’t need a really detailed description for everything so yeah uhh (don’t mind this it’s my train of thought)

he collects shit he has the most random stuff in his room. random lego pieces he found that he thought were cool, a shit tom of rocks, different leaves, little trinkets, anything space related, stickers, just stupid stuff. those are just the basics, but he has soooo much stuff

he loves making detailed lists and ordering them and stuff

going on hikes he loves hiking he just loves the outdoors tho

stargazing is a must. he loves it and has specific times and places for them

from like a singular scene in like on episode, he plays the fuckin violin cus he’s cool like that yk. because friends, he and wendy practice together- a friend headcanons that she plays the flute, so yk it works.

hanging out with friends is a must. especially clyde they have the bromance ever they’re so lovey dovey best friends

it’s like 2am and i’m getting lazy so here ya go this isn’t even half but alas it’s ok so have fun with my stupid ass spews ty for ur time

[risetherivermoon]

here have a sparrow related rant :D (dndads ep 48 spoilers!!)

btw, my entire perception (or all together understanding) of sparrow oak has shifted after this episode-

i think unconsciously i saw the twins as completely different people, like wildly different from eachother, after season 1 and in season 2

but honestly- after we find out that sparrow is the one who enacted code purple, the conversation with henry and mercedes? i still see them as different characters, but i feel like they are actually way more similar than i initially thought

they're just both two guilt ridden idiots, and at first i was really confused why it seemed like sparrow would always group himself with lark when talking about who "ended the world" or whatever (i thought it was probably him saying it in solidarity or whatever, which i think is still partially the reason) but now he also basically did what lark did

i think thats whats heartbreaking to me, because henry immediately forgives lark after he releases the doodler, but sparrow is immediately told he will never be forgiven, and where lark has the motive of wanting to defeat the doodler and become stronger, sparrow has the motive of just wanting to protect his family-

im not saying this is out of character of henry, i definitely think this is how he'd react since he has the knowledge of exactly what code purple will do, and we also know that sparrow tried to lie to him to enact it as well, but its just- fuck

personally i think because of how lark and henrys relationship is in late s1 (and afterwards) henry probably was unconsciously more attentive to lark afterwards, trying to repair that broken relationship- and so his perspective of sparrow is different, sparrow usually goes along with lark and backs him up but he never actually argues with henry or whatever,

so when sparrow does something that he does himself, it seems so off and random to henry, personally i think if he had to think about it that lark would be the twin that what would be most likely to be the one to do it, a lot of it is sparrow acting on his own principle and we really don't see that often, (blah blah, its lark and sparrow not sparrow and lark, blah blah)

basically i think that it was so unexpected of sparrow that henry immediately freaks out and is more aware of the betrayal than he was back when the doodler was released,

im relistening to the mummy issues arc in s1, and was listening to scene of henry and darryl arguing about the pyramid, and i think that's really the thing yk? because henry's moral compass is more pointed towards being selfless, where sparrow seems to be on the opposite side of that in this situation

for example, henry wants to go and get arrested by neverwinter because they had let the pyramid fall instead of trying to save lark and sparrow from the omegadads, which makes sense that he doesn't approve of code purple because it would put faerun in danger, even though it would mean his family would be safe,

and then sparrow, who enacts code purple because even though it would destroy faerun, he and his family would be safe,

ive seen people compare code purple to the trolley problem- and honestly, i agree so much, its similar, where if the same amount of people are on both tracks but one has your friends and family/people you love on one side as well,

really sparrow was put into such a huge position of either way he will end up hurting someone, his 6-year-old son is attacked by a flesh hoard that he can get rid off by flicking a single switch, and of course he's going to do it, even if that means his parents never want to speak to him again and that he dooms another plain of existence to destruction

im just in love with how much this podcast spins morality around, it can be so incredibly philosophical for being a dungeons and dragons podcast about a bunch of stupid dads, it really makes you realize how complicated humans are

[nasty-osc-confessions]

i love bickel. i was gonna say they fuck nasty but i prefer them being all gentle nad stupid and sappy (gets rocks thrown at me) SORRRRYYYYYY im dumb and gay

to me its likeee... nickel acts like he's some rough dom but with baseball he's just like >:/->>:] mu boyfriend... i dont care if thats ooc or whatever on twitter like brian i think the red one said baseball was the "only person nickel respected for a while" and that's basically code for they're FAWKINGGGGGGGG. they prolly did it rough the first time but, contrary to what Every Other II Contestant may think, nickel has a stupid gay heart. (nickel voice) FUCKKKKKKKK WHY IS HE CUTE IM NOT GAYYYYYYYY????????????????? you just gotta understand nickel->baseball went from "lol he's kinda hot smirk emoji not in a gay way wink wink" to "gah. he is so hand.some and swe.eeet and um GHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJ SSSSSSHHUT UP" objectively more gay to think about how much you like feeling like a guy cares about you and respecting HIM when he's sappy fat gay loser (affectionate) who is programmed to Fail than to take it up the butt

i love bickel sex they should fuck but what's the point if they aren't really annoying and gay about it. nickel seeing baseball below him and he's just like "OGHHHHHHHHHHHHH>///////////////<GAAAAAAH FFFFFFFUck i think i have couvid" he WANTS THAT FAT BOY. baseball giving him little kisses and he just pauses to grumble and whack him away. (he will continue doing this even when they're married god bless his soul<3)

anyways nickel's the type to tease his partner(baseball) in bed SORRYYYYYYY there's no way to make this without sounding like he's one of those corny alpha dom daddy guys (he is not he browses reddit for "dank memes" and makes baseball look at him and he would listen to alpha male podcasts and wear axe body spray he's a fucking GEEK) but you gotta hear me out. becauser um well it's HOT and SEXY and my BONER said so!!! it works every time because baseball's jjust a soppy gay mess and also ii's Bottom. oyu see nickel is not a top not at all he's 100% a bottom but BASEBALL is at the bottom of the food chain. like nickel's a bottom but not BASEBALL BOTTOM level. this shit is so stupid um sorry im not a yaoihead

^neither of them can really flirt so their teasing is so stupid too .nickel's probably on reddit asking "how do i make a girl wet in bed" (most repressed gay guy ever men say they're fighting demons and the whole time the demons are bisexuality) and it never works. do not be fooled, however, baseball loves him and he loves baseball back. they love each other because i SAY SO thhey are so in love and so stupid

frotting could've saved them rip fly high

My actual confession beyond my bickel sexo worddump is i dont care enough about ii (or either of these characters seperately LMAOOOO) to rewatch and make sure htey're not ooc in this. im not an ii fan i dnt care for the show or baseball and nickel individually (nickel's my fav but that's because he's funny not because i really care about him as a deep character or anything) i am just Unfortunately hyperfixated on mid yaoi. broken heart emoji

Mid yaoi makes the world go 'round.

[owencharly]

Nobody asked but i'm making the "36 questions to fall in love" concept with myself here so maybe i'll love myself a little more tsais le gars trop dramatique pour rien

so here you go then (probably won't make it to the end and skip some questions)

1 - Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?

Robert Smith from The Cure. Not even sure we'd really talk about music, more like bitching for hours about the absurdity of monarchy. Or Pedro Alonso, who plays Berlin in lcdp cuz he seems interesting and a very complete artist.

2 - Would you like to be famous? In what way?

No. Because I'm anxious. But as an "artist" and hopefully future podcast host I'd like to have a public so mixed feelings here.

3 - Before making a telephone call, do you ever rehearse what you are going to say? Why?

If it's a formal call yes but don't make me think about it because raaaah fucking hate it

4 - What would constitute a "perfect" day for you?

To Wake up, eat, make a good drawing, spend time with my bf, see friends, why not a small party at my apartment after some time at the board games bar, not to think about stupid shit, sleep

5 - When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?

This morning (Heroes by Bowie) / two weeks ago approximately (Hate by Archive)

7 - Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?

depending on the circumstances i'd say either old age or suicide. now i'd say old age.

8 - Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.

if talking about me and my bf we're cringe but we're free. wait that's only two. i'd say we're both dreamers and artists. it's four now.

9 - For what in your life do you feel most grateful?

Probably stable family.

12 - If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?

Ability to touch grass.

13 - If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future, or anything else, what would you want to know?

Will I get bald ?

14 - Is there something that you've dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?

forming a cool music band with friends! not enough musician friends before but now we're trying! (almost complete, we need a bassist !)

15 - What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?

Hope it's not done yet cause I have zero idea i've been way too lazy to accomplish anything

16 - What do you value most in a friendship?

Honesty and kindness. Additionally i'd say humour and interest in music because it's mostly how i make friends.

19 - If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?

I'd like to say I'd work more on my hobbies to make a full comic book but I'm not even sure the idea of dying soon would kill my laziness, so I guess I'd just spend all my money in food and sleep a lot

26 - Complete this sentence: "I wish I had someone with whom I could share..."

my old interest in UFOs. My passion for any tv show created by Mike Flanagan especially Midnight Mass and Bly Manor.

Thats it 🕺

[weirdmefrom13]

Normal finding out that, not only is he not the one with the eldritch horror in his blood, but that he wasn't even wanted by his own parents is so awful. He already knew his dad didn't like him, but now he needs to grapple with the fact there's a chance he may not even love him. (don't get me wrong, I do think Sparrow loves him, but now the seed of doubt has been planted + imo Sparrow loves Normal but mostly through the perspective of living through him and giving him the childhood he never had).

In Ei8th, when the teens get to pride, Normal is immediately swept away by the fake admiration given to him by Teenie the Teen and says, "No one appreciates me. Everyone talks about how stupid I am" and "Finally everyone likes me! Aah! Thank god I can like myself!" which tells the audience two things. One, he already knows people don't like him. It's very easy to dismiss the animosity towards him because he doesn't recognize it (like the way he would fall everyday in school and kids would laugh at him, but he kept doing it because he thought they were laughing with him) but the thing is he does. He knows no one likes him, which is part of why he's so positive and desperate for approval. If he seems like a beacon of positivity, then everyone has to like him, right? Building off of this and the how Normal said he basically can only like himself if others do, it's pretty clear he doesn't actually like himself. He lives for others approval, especially from those he loves.

Where am I going with this? Well, I think being the "chosen one" gave Normal a sense of purpose. For the first time, people needed him. Even if they didn't like him, they wanted him, and that's almost as good. Now, he finds out he isn't the chosen one. He's not special in the sense that he's a hero. He's not even special in a good way. He's special the way Normal Oak is special, which is a special his father hates and his peers despise. On top of that, the teens were probably the closest Normal ever got to having friends and now that the group is so heavily splintered (and will probably continue to splinter) he's going to end up back at square one. Normal Oak, the mascot kid with no friends and who's special in the worst way he can be.

The one reassurance he used to have was "Hey, they at least wanted a son," but now he knows THATS not even true. He wasn't even wanted when he was born. Was he ever wanted? Did Rebecca consider getting an abortion? Was he always given less attention, less respect, less love, than his sister and he just didn't notice? Is there anyone who actually is happier with him in the world? Like, that's so horrifying.

As much as I think about this, I wonder if Normal will fall down a similar pattern of thought. Has he ever been loved or wanted? Was their hatred just something he couldn't pick up like with the kids in preschool? Is there anyone, anyone at all, who is happy he's around? He could very easily fall into these sorts of dark thoughts and I'm both very worried and looking forward to where the podcast goes.

[palamedeeznuts]

hey man I need you to know that your constant stream of scully and mulder being so down bad for eachother it make them look stupid on my dash is what got me to start watching the x files.

it's so violently 1990s, the effects (and plot honestly) are batshit and I love it so so much!!

I'm at episode 3 and so glad there's like literally 10 more seasons to go

anyway cheers I love it here :)

yooo thats so good to hear! im so excited! im a few months in and still going so strong its crazy. i deadass found out my moms new new boyfriend who's 50 y/o had the hugest crush on scully back in the day and i almost died because we were watching some episode and he just went "SCUL! SCUL! please step on me" in dutch and never. have i. heard an adult adult say that in my Life. honestly he's probably her first boyfriend i've liked in years

anyway enjoy so so so much and PLEASE keep me updated if you like, i'd love to hear more about your general going insane

(and when the need arises i have a podcast rec too)

ps my favourite effect might be from the actual worst episode of the show (S1) its just so bad.... and then in s5 somewhere there's a monster thats animated in a way that freaks me the fuck out, its GREAT...

[the-whispers-of-death]

something something actor!stone and actor!kali with a reader who *is* a host for one of those late night shows. maybe theyre a good friend of kali's, probably has a fair bit of acting experience too, before quitting that and making his own show where he brings on other actors.

maybe overtime the media notices that. huh. isnt it strange how *different* stone is on reader's show compared to the other ones? more relaxed and chatty. hm. strange innit.

maybe overtime this is the only show kali and stone are willing to attend, because everything is basically scripted. or they do like cherry-picked audience questions so that *yes*, information is getting revealed, but its only like very mundane questions only diehard fans are frothing over.

... new idea: them doing a podcast together? like a full on show? hm. could be fun. just all of them sitting in the living room and chit-chatting for 30 minutes a week and thats it

something something kali and stone already being in an established relationship which was known to the media as is. maybe the paparazzi and media take notice of how often reader spends their time at stone & kali's home.

something something a truck getting driven up to the houses/mansions courtyard late at night. maybe only a few photographers were there at the time so very little was known, but the truck is permitted to drive in, enters the garage and doesnt leave for a few hours.

maybe a week or so later theres a new addition to some realtor site. reader's old home/apartment is up for sale now. the dots probably get connected REAL quick by the celeb news medias

something something leaked photos from a party or something where all 3 of them attended, got wasted and are all over each other in the pics, each of them covered in bites or lipstick and just looking like theyre having the time of their life

~ rusty

The fans have never heard Actor!Stone talk so much as he does on the podcast. Everyone's surprised, but pleasantly surprised because his voice is so much softer with you and Actor!Kali than it usually is. And the fans will eat up every soundbite of his softer voice they can.

The picture of them at the party feels like something the other celebrities are on the edge of their seats about because surely once the fans see it, they'll know longer think of Stone as the golden boy, the beloved actor, right? No, it circulates in the media and all of the fans gush about how cute you three are.

It's because Stone doesn't even look wasted in the picture (Stone didn't drink any alcohol because he does stupid shit when drunk). And so everyone is just gushing over the fact that he looks so happy with you and Kali.

(Can you tell I'm loving having other celebrities want so badly for Stone to have a really terrible scandal?)

[the-official-account]

episode 24 B)

Okay so last episode was intense and I'm raring to find out what happens next, but I'm EXTRA excited because I've been curious what this episodes title is about since literally my very first listen. another so-while-drawing so if commentary is slightly unhinged/sparse you know why

"EXCEPT WAIT DIAMONDS IN THE ROOM" mood bestie fuck

and ajsrlfhadsjhfaskf Vellum gets THREE drinks. Circular snacks....

ALJJAFSDGL;AJSFD "is it a nice shot of his booty?" the good side is the backside ;)

"but she does touch her beak to your forhead" awhhhhhhh!!! Penumbra podcast has made me permanently associate bird-woman kisses with the most heart wrenching gestures of affection one has ever encountered

HE GOES TO DRAW HIS SWORDS AND THEN ITS NOT THERE SO HE DRAWS HIS GUN

Diamond does not deserve any fucking donuts, everyone gets donuts BUT diamond. and yeah!! grey IS in town!!!

"no i successfully--" shut uuuuuup asdfjhasdlfasdf

THEY DID NOT JUST CALL BRUNHILDE-- MY FUCKING BRUNHILDE, MY FAVORITE AUNT, LIGHTS OF MY LIFE, PRIMODONNA BLORBOESS, A FUCKING REBOUND???? A REBOUND???? BITCH THEY ARE MARRIED.

"he brought back oolong" noooo!!!!

"I have never hated a person so much, i wanted to do violence just now :D!" ANYAAAA LMAOOOO

"spar looks relieved" awhhhhhh they're so precious!!! I'm gonna crush them in a vice

;asdfasldfasdf spar and jakub's eyebrow conversation is soooo good. god i adore them sm

LASJHFA;LSDFJASDF GOD I FORGOT HE CAN CLIMB WALLS. AND HE JUST DOES THIS IN FRONT OF JAKUB LMAOOO

"they're a flystander because it's high up"

I need to write a fic where, like, Ipswitch is visiting Vassa Natura and Jakub has him step inside briefly while he goes to grab his coat or something and then is like "wait lemme show him the closet he'll probably like that" and is confused as to why Ipswitch is treating this like he just handed him a copy of his key

These consecutive jokers are hilarious. Safety checks matter, Essay!!! XDDD

AWHHHHH THE NOSE BUMP KISS

HE LEARNED EMBROIDERY. AWH.

ILA KNOWS TAEKWONDO? VERY COOL

RAISED BY A TRIBE OF ELVEN ACCOUNTANTS THAT INVENTED ZERO IM DEEEEEEAAAAD.

I'm SO excited for the quiet year series

I'm having so much fun :) I missed Grey

I think it's high time to upgrade diamond from "person of interest" to "suspect"

greggginnnnns <3<3

og course vellum and grey start tinkering kdlsjf;asdfjasdf they're so family. GREY HUH!!! :0 YAYYYYY

Grey and Diamond better not fucking be an item rn.

I need vellum and spar to hug so bad rn.

"wait...jack's missing?" asjdhf;ladsjkfa;sdjlk

i need them to hug SO SO BAD.

The forearm squeeze. WAH

spar was vulnerable for 2.5 seconds and then pulled back like he was burned al;dsjfa;lkdjf

"why were you scared?" "Spar looks at vellum like he's stupid" AWHHHHHH AWHHH THE QUICK LITTLE KISS IM. THATS SO CUUUTEEEE. your honor they love eachother!!!!

i NEED max and vellum to be friends so bad. I need them to have that friends-to-siblings arc i NEED this

OH. DAMN.

"Hey uh. Max. I've been wanting to meet you--" "Sorry my mom killed your parents and then herself." "......uh. Yeah" LJSHDALG;AHSDGF LIKE IMAGINE THAT CONVERSATION-- FUCK.

I was kinda close about the werekid situation though!!! Max sure is a kid of a were!

Vellum and grey's relationship is something that can be SO precious in my heart <3

Vellum is gonna be such a good big brother he's gonna be SUCH a good brother he's gonna be SOOOOOOO THEY"RE A FUCKING FAMILY YOUR HONOR!!!!! YOUR HONOR!!!!!!!

"First i need to confess something" i am instantly so suspicious again. "none of this is gonna matter soon" THATS NOT A REASSURING THING

THE SPIKE WAS FAKED????

"What I want to do with the radiotower is unethical" I at least respect the self awareness

OHHHHHH SHIT PROVIDENCE IS THE DECK!!! THAT'S WHY NOTHING HAPPENED IN CINDERSHORE, I WAS SO CONVINCED THAT WAS SOME KINDA CHAOS GOD

sometimes I forget that vellum got a little misery after drawing that card and I just keep laughing.

"some thing that providence is a god" HAHAHA BITCH IM BACK IN THE GAME

"how can we even control it to accomplish your goal?" You gotta sacrifice something messy and big, i think......If bridge is to be believed.

"The cards don't get destroyed after?" AJSHDFAL;DSFHASDKFH THE ONE YOUR BURNED YEAH-- THAT BITCH REFUUUSED TO DIE

Spar is absolutely not gonna be on board with the providence thingg. However finding a way to contain it would be ideal. Though if providences IS a god that might not be possible at all.

"NOW I WANNA GO MEET YOUR BOYFRIEND" MY JAW DROOOOOOOOPPED. LMAOOOOOOOOO

L;KASFDGFAL;SDFASDF NOT ME THINKING THERE WERE AD AT THE END.

Okay.....episode 25 is the last ep up and I'm gonna be kinda busy tomorrow so I think I might just....just go for it! Why not! I'm not scared at all hahahahhaha!!! having the bonus content to cushion my fall will be nice too. but god i just need to know what grey says to spar askjfl;asdjfa;sdf

@threeheartscast

[drowninnoodles]

Sin you are insane. but okay-

1. honestly I only have Krita. And I use it all the time sooo. I don't know, I have ibis paint on my phone because I do stupid things there at night...

2. Every pose is easy, I have no preference

3. Monster High

4. idk? i like drawing fire but OUGH its PAIN. also backgrounds

5. i post everything except that one kind of doodles that only narra see

6. songs, probably. And food

7. Music! Songwritting!

8. uhh. I Don't think i have one? Or i dont remember it

9. something something sex.png etc

10. EVERY ONE OF THEM I LOVE DRAIWNG CLOTHES

11. podcasts and gameplays

12. all. i love draiwng bodies

13. man idk? i think every creator should be admired or something... thats hard one

14. food, gore, pastels, RELIGION...

kisses?

15. my armchair

16. uh. Idk? I only do what I have fun with ig

17. coffee. tea. coffee. tea. dinner. coffee. tea

18. none, luckily

19. food ig? or clothes

20. ...hands?

21. anime ig xD. I don't like anime in general, but some of the drawings are beautiful

22. waking up

23. YES

24. not really. Luckily I can draw without any references anymore

25. some styles of comics that I don't know because I don't read them and I don't remember the names

26. tbh all ig xD. i just improvise all the time

27. nah

28. art fight, ig

29. idk? i feel like im inspired by everything i know, ya know?

30. ocs

Weirdly Specific Artist Ask Game

Didn't see a lot of artist ask games, wanted to make a silly one.

(I wrote this while sick out of my mind last year and it's been collecting dust in my drafts, I might as well let it run free) 1. Art programs you have but don't use

2. Is it easier to draw someone facing left or right (or forward even)

3. What ideas come from when you were little

4. Fav character/subject that's a bitch to draw

5. Estimate of how much of your art you post online vs. the art you keep for yourself

6. Anything that might inspire you subconsciously (i.e. this horse wasn't supposed to look like the Last Unicorn but I see it)

7. A medium of art you don't work in but appreciate

8. What's an old project idea that you've lost interest in

9. What are your file name conventions

10. Favorite piece of clothing to draw

11. Do you listen to anything while drawing? If so, what

12. Easiest part of body to draw

13. A creator who you admire but whose work isn't your thing

14. Any favorite motifs

15. *Where* do you draw (don't drop your ip address this just means do you doodle at a park or smth)

16. Something you are good at but don't really have fun doing

17. Do you eat/drink when drawing? if so, what

18. An estimate of how much art supplies you've broken

19. Favorite inanimate objects to draw (food, nature, etc.)

20. Something everyone else finds hard to draw but you enjoy

21. Art styles nothing like your own but you like anyways

22. What physical exercises do you do before drawing, if any

23. Do you use different layer modes

24. Do your references include stock images

25. Something your art has been compared to that you were NOT inspired by

26. What's a piece that got a wildly different interpretation from what you intended

27. Do you warm up before getting to the good stuff? If so, what is it you draw to warm up with

28. Any art events you have participated in the past (like zines)

29. Media you love, but doesn't inspire you artistically

30. What piece of yours do you think is underrated

[crossroadsnumber1doctor]

JURGEN LEITNER? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgein leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it

where the fuck is jurgein leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up

" I think you should probably talk to someone about this if your hatred is.. This bad. "

[buggyrpt]

what plot ideas have you had for riot?

it started out as completely unrelated to the original plot it was like a battle of the bands situation at a college but then how would eliminations happen ?? how would the winner be chosen ???? what would happen when the competition ended ??? too many questions such little brain power

i also had a world tour type of thing and i even made tour graphics and they are soooo cute ... but then i was like thats gonna be so complicated to manage especially because i had soooo many cities and countries so i had to make all the dates close to each other which meant the tour probably would only last like 3 months .... so what would happen after the tour ended?????

i also thought of a reality show instead of a podcast and im still playing with that idea but im not 100% sold on it yet

theres also a concept about an underground club and the bands that play in it that are all competing against each other for whos the better band ! but thats stupid right????

idk besties im running out of ideas so i think i might end up just doing rival labels and leave it at that . maybe include the news thing we ended up doing near the end of riot 1.0 where people can send in drama going on with their muses

[feral-ass-raccoon]

Hi there! Tomb Anon here! How are you? I am not great today

I feel really bad if I'm being honest

My head is pounding, things hurt, etc

(there is no emoji that communicates a slow death)

I need to drink water but I am simply not going to, I don't think I drank any water yesterday either until I chugged a water bottle at 2 in the morning. Uh oh!

Completely off topic but can I request more pictures of The Boy? He is very adorable, I love cats so much

My parents hate litter boxes and I am allergic but I love little kitty cats

On a good note, I start doing theater pretty soon

I hate talking to people but I can hold my own on a stage, unfortunately it is probably a musical and I am too extremely anxiety ridden to ever sing on a stage so I will be tree #2

Yes, please ask Santa about killing me, I must know if the threats are over

Also, today I learned that pool drownings correlate closely with Nicholas Cage movies releasing, and since I am his tomb I figured I would share it with you (https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/otm/articles/spurious-correlations)

Also, another thing to share with you, I have been watching watching videos of the kid books conservatives release and they are wild

One was called "Everyone Should Have An AR-15" or something like that and another one related being trans to an elephant wanting to be a bird because Culture The Vulture told the elephant that if it likes singing than it must be a bird. Absolutely disgusting

If you're enjoy laughing at conservatives attempting to harm your way of life I highly recommend the movie What Is A Woman. It is Matt Walsh asking gender studies professors to define a woman and then using editing to make them look dumb and then asking the same question to old transphobic white guys and using editing to make them look like educated geniuses

It is a terrifyingly hilarious film purely because of how bad it is

Sorry for the long one today

Yours truly,

Tomb Anon, The Tomb Of Nicholas Cage

oh boy, ok. that's not good, hope you feel better soon tomb! i don't drink water often either, but i can say what helps me is making sure it's iced with a straw?

yes!!! i will post more pictures of both of them, they are adorable and i love them v much

oh thats exciting! i never did theater, though it was an option. i have been in exactly one play in my entire life, and it was fun but also terrifying

i think you're safe

huh, that. that's uh. huh. ? what the. ???????. i don't. really know how to handle that. uh. neat, but also ??????

that is so fucking stupid. oh my- why. why are some people like this. just- what the fuck. its so unnecessary