#That little shit

[in-uthenera-we-wait]

They're the same.

[le-fandom-prince]

*picks up Dipper* this child is so slay. pop off king!

[lack-of-surprise]

„never known a smith’s aide who could do that”.

OOOOH he knew he shouldn’t do that. he knew he can blow his cover… but he just couldn’t help himself and he wanted to impress her.

[glitterghost]

You can't spell D(iv)A without iv.

[luv3rrx]

You know how I usually add like other kings in the "Cum and dick head cannon" and I was supposed to add Asmomo,BUT his size is fuckin question marks,maybe because he fan shapeshift thats it's question marks.

Like in Dokidoki, PB's other game,he has the form of a plushie. So means that he prob can change the shape and size of his dick.

So I can't do a proper inspection bruh 🌝

How the fuck am I supposed to work with questions marks!!!!

Well I could definitely work with his cum taste. It's definitely salty and not in the yum salt in the wtf salty. (Keep in mind I love this man but he stank)

It's sticky, heavily sticky. Like when you swallow it's like swallowing condensed milk.

Maybe the salty isn't as salty as to make you gag but a little fruity maybe idk.

He's so stinky but I love him 🫶🏾

[gravity-falls-fanatic89]

Me, meeting Stan:

"Uh, sir, I think I'm going to have to call the cops on you........." 😏😈🫦

He whips his head around to me, and becomes frantic.

"Listen, I'll give you those llamas I stole, the change I took from the gas station, that whole plate of samples from the grocery store....Just don't ca---"

"Because you stole my heart."

Stan: 😳 "Oh....Forget I said any of that."

Me: "Will do." 😏😅😂

[alexsshittyworld]

Tara Carpenter has Ghostface pyjamas.

[justcyclingstuffs]

tadej acting like a child and annoying people from various teams during tour de france will never not be funny

[goob1enerd11]

MOTHERFUCKER I JUST FUCKING NOTICED MY PENCIL CASE IS GONE

MY FUCKING BABY BROTJER MUSTVE PLAYED WITJ IT AND NOW ITS FUCKING GONE

[helluvaneurospicy]

Rewatching helluva right now and I’m on spring broken

I decided to check the lined up crowd for any character references

WHY IS TRAVIS HERE I HATE HIM

[newrtguy]

HIS ROOM!!

[hideousharlequin]

Look, I know the whole book is Victor frankenstein telling that cool sailor abt his life and how it all went wrong but like- the fact that he didn't even give a HINT about how tf he made the creature?? Like--

Doctor Jekyll says he did some kind of potion, drank it, and turned into Hyde

Herbert west has that little serum he puts in corpses and they turn alive

Frankenstein DIDNT SAY SHIT

How am I suposed to imagine the scene, bruh?? I can just say he threw his student loans at the corpse and it came to life and it would be canon???

[killerpancakeburger]

Why does at the end of a fight my party always ends like this:

Shadowheart: 2 hp

Karlach + Tav : half their hp

Astarion: Barely got any scratch

[lack-of-surprise]

what is the one thing that can distract sauron from his favorite hobby (which is forging stuff and things at the blacksmith)? of course it’s the sight of galadriel fighting

[abigailxli]

my week is so ruined