#That is a iron fucking Queen

[wats-am]

Sally Hardesty didn’t see her brother sawn to shreds before her eyes, run miles through the night, screaming at the top of her lungs, leap through a two story window and still manage to escape a family of lofty cannibals with a twisted leg and a gaping, fucking head wound for people to place her so low on the best final girls list.

[doubletalkingmaeve]

Support the arts: sleep with a rockstar

[dukeofthomas]

"Angry robin" "violent robin" "misbehaving robin" shut up and accept my alternative; spunky Robin. Determined and head strong, can out-stubborn the Batman, has a strong moral-backbone and does what he thinks is right regardless of what anybody else says, Robin. Jason who was sassy and quippy and made crude jokes with a smile on his face. Jason who hid in Bruce's cape and whispered gossip to him. Jason who, if Bruce refused him something, could keep bothering endlessly until Bruce caved. And also dramatic Jason. If Bruce tells him no, it becomes a whole theatrical show; a monologue, a narration, embellishments, and falling onto the floor in his grief upon the fact his cruel father has denied him once again.

(Jason who has suffered through abuse and homelessness and poverty and starvation, who is the Fight out of Fight or Flight, who's built up defenses and walls and when pushed and triggered responds with the thing that's always protected him; anger. He's sweet and kind and funny, and when he sees a pimp hitting a prostitute he gets furious and responds with violence.)

[lunarrolls]

this is what my current theory about ashton’s primordial bullshit boils down to it’s incredibly self explanatory. no i haven’t watched calamity why do you ask

[medievalandfantasymelee]

THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

FIRST ROUND: 64th Tilt

Thorin Oakenshield, The Hobbit Trilogy (2012-2014) VS. King Edward IV Plantagenet, The White Queen (2013)

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Thorin Oakenshield, The Hobbit Trilogy (2012-2014) Portrayed by: Richard Armitage Defeated Opponents: - Thierry of Janville [Jean-Claude Drouot], Thierry la Fronde (1963-1966)

“Mr. Broody Himself. He is tortured, hot, a warrior of great renown, has no sense of direction and definitely needs a massage and a three-year nap. The complete package!”

King Edward IV Plantagenet, The White Queen (2013) Portrayed by: Max Irons Defeated Opponents: - King Richard III Plantagenet [Benedict Cumberbatch], The Hollow Crown (2012-2016)

“The perfect husband? Oh not by a long shot. But he is big and boyish and he's so cute when his brow is furrowed. I never really *got* Max Irons before this and it still took a while for it to lock in, but the ehhh love scenes in this definitely started to change my mind.”

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For Thorin Oakenshield:

“Mr. Broody Himself. He is tortured, hot, a warrior of great renown, has no sense of direction and definitely needs a massage and a three-year nap. The complete package!”

For Edward IV:

[stormxpadme]

Smutty One-Liners Part 1

6. “My tongue still remembers the way you taste.” (Tony/Emma)

15. “I know I should care about the reason why you’re naked in my bed, but I will just enjoy it for a moment.” (Scott/Logan)

Smutty One-Liners Part I “My tongue still remembers the way you taste.” | Tony/Emma

Posted the story for this prompt right on Ao3.

Fandom: X-Men (Comicverse), Iron Man (Comics) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Emma Frost/Tony Stark Characters: Tony Stark, Emma Frost, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Scott Summers, Logan (X-Men) Additional Tags: Minor Logan/Scott Summers, Because fuck canon, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, i ship scott summers with happiness, Scott Summers Deserves Happiness, Paranormal, Ghosts, Illusions, Grief/Mourning, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Telepathy, Cuddling & Snuggling, Romance, Angst with a Happy Ending, Depression, Denial, Horror, Mystery, Developing Relationship, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Captivity, charles xavier is not a nice person, water parks, Amusement Parks, Concerts, Traveling, Musicals, 5 Times, Light Petting, Wakes & Funerals Summary:

After the war with Orchis has ended, Tony tries to fix his relationship with Emma. For some reason, every time they try, they get rudely interrupted. Soon, Tony begins to realize something about Emma is not what it seems ...

Or: 5 times Rhodey crashed Tony's date with Emma and 1 time he didn't.

[navree]

"i'm making a thread comparing daenerys targaryen and cleopatra to show how amazing dany is" well which is it, do you wanna show how amazing she is or compare her to cleopatra, because doing the latter is not the slay you think it is

[britneysice]

i honestly love flat iron hair brian he's so adorable

[akuma-tenshi]

i think this might be the worst thing i've ever made. i'm not even going to defend myself this is Bad. i'm going to post it anyway because i put too much effort into it for it to only be sent to one person

[mothsartart]

here’s another snippet of my modern au. this is during TT and gen is really bent out of shape on why they had to take a train and couldn’t just rent a car

[shmowder]

The urge to headcanon every pathologic character as aroallo is getting harder to resist each day

They'd each fall differently on the Aversed/Neutral/favoured spectrum for romance. Some would go for a relationship, and others would prefer a fwb situation. Some are poly by default while others prefer monogomy.

[kuratm]

ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS AND I'LL ASSIGN YOU A TAROT CARD.

the moon.

the world has not been kind to you. it has come for you with gnashing teeth, swiping claws, and you have barely escaped time and time again with your tail between your legs. but you are made of tougher stuff ; far more resilient than you give yourself credit for! allow yourself this moment, yield yourself some clemency, and be prepared to face this stalking monster with a renewed sense of purpose. the moon will guide your well deserved reprieve. 

NUMBER: 18

UPRIGHT: illusion, fear, anxiety, subconscious, intuition

REVERSED: release of fear, repressed emotion, inner confusion

tagged by: @huijarii !!! THANK YOU, TYCHO! <3 tagging: @kayoroi , @zorkaya , @talesforged (any muse you want!), @ultmanias (any muse you want!), @hatefueled , @halothes , aaand YOU!

[shegetsburned]

IVE BEEN NONSTOP THINKING ABOUT CROCODILE

[shiroselia]

I must say, it's really damn impressive that my favourite Ingrid ship is f/m when one of my first clear cut conclusions about this fictional woman is that she's comphet as Fuck

[fellow-hooman]

JD VANCE IS LITERALLY WEARING EYELINER AND MASCARA WITH A DRAWN ON BEAUTY MARK

[medievalandfantasymelee]

THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE

QUALIFYING ROUND: 7th Tilt

King Richard III Plantagenet, The Hollow Crown (2012-2016) VS. King Edward IV Plantagenet, The White Queen (2013)

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King Richard III, The Hollow Crown (2012-2016) Portrayed by: Benedict Cumberbatch

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King Edward IV Plantagenet, The White Queen (2013) Portrayed by: Max Irons

“The perfect husband? Oh not by a long shot. But he is big and boyish and he's so cute when his brow is furrowed. I never really *got* Max Irons before this and it still took a while for it to lock in, but ehhh certain scenes in this definitely started to change my mind.”

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