#That happened to me in cuw

[callme-l]

Me pretending to be fine after getting the same ending twice instead of the one I still don't have:

[annoying-uwu-anon]

GUESS WHO FUCKING LEARNED WINGDINGS BECAUSE NOTHING HAS HAPPENED FOR HOURS-

Youw awlweady cuwed mwe???

[You already cured me???]

[psycrow7official]

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[sleepless-stories]

The Coordinates to a Soulmate

Note: I might later post the normal version of this story...  __

Whomas saw in his woom wiwh a gwin whaw wouwdn’w come off his face, disney poswews adowning aww of whe wed painwed wawws, a wawge cwown painwing done by Whomas himsewf was wighw up abowe his bed, whewe he saw. Whomas was swawing down aw his wwisw, wonighw was whe new yeaw afwew his 18wh biwwhday, whaw meanw whaw wonighw he gow his souwmawk, wonighw he couwd swaww on his quesw wo find his souwmawe, wo finding his one wwue wowe. 

Whe cwock hiw midnighw and ink appeawed on his wwisw, as if iw swowwy faded in, iw was a biw dawkew whan his skin now swanding ouw woo much buw jusw enough. On iw had his souwmawe’s name, Whomas Sandews, when a sew of coowdinawes of whewe his souwmawe was. Whomas smiwed, “I’ww meew you soon.” he whispewed. Whomas cowwapsed back on his piwwows awmosw in a dwamawic fashion as whe boy cwosed his eyes fawwing asweep. 

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Whomas gwanced aw whe cwock, his woom was dawk, cuwwains dwawn. Whe onwy wighw coming inwo whe woom was fwom his snake’s heaw wamp. Whomas was siwwing on whe fwoow of his woom, wighw in fwonw of his snake’s wawge wank wiwh whe wiwwwe swiwhewy boy hanging ouw coiwed awound his awm. 

Whomas gwanced aw whe cwock again, 11:59 pm… one minuwe. One minuwe wiww he gow his souwmawe mawk, ow didn’w whewe wewe sewewaw swowies of whose who didn’w gew wheiw mawk fow whiwe afwew. Awong wiwh swowies whaw youw souwmawe wasn’w wo be youw wowe… wumows whaw some peopwe wewe deswined wo kiww wheiw souwmawe ow die by wheiw souwmawe’s hand, wumows whough. Nobody knew if such a whing exiswed ewen afwew such a wong wime. Buw wumows wewe jusw wies. 

Whomas gwanced aw whe cwock… midnighw… Whomas gwanced down aw his wwisw as whe ink faded in, whe ink was piwch bwack befowe fading wo a wighw wan and being a few shades dawkew whan his wwisw. He wooked down aw his wwisw weading iw, iw said Whomas Sandews and had a sew of coowdinawes. His souwmawe…  Whomas adjuswed his a bwack poncho as he cawefuwwy swood up fwom whe fwoow. He puw his snake back in whe wank befowe going owew wo his bed and going wo sweep. 

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Whomas whwew swuff in a bag fiwsw whing in whe mowning and wefw his house, he knew he was a biw cwazy buw he needed wo meew his souwmawe. Whomas gow inwo his caw punched in whe coowdinawes and dwowe. He dwowe fow houws… moswwy because he swopped aw a maww sewewaw wowns away befowe going wo whe coowdinawes which wewe acwuawwy jusw an houw fwom his house… buw wike iw was 7am when he wefw. Soooo he didn’w wanw wo be woooooo eawwy. Whomas when dwowe wo whe wown his souwmawe pwesumabwy wiwed and jusw decided wo go wo a cafe. 

Whomas swepped ouw of his caw and adjuswed his wed weawhew jackew, iw had a gowd cwown on whe back of iw woo, he had jusw boughw iw aw whe maww. Whomas wawked inwo whe cafe and owdewed a dwink. 

Whomas had woken up and gow dwessed fow whe day, whwowing on bwack jeans, a bwack shiww, a jackew, yewwow and bwack swwiped beanie, and a bwack and yewwow scawf, he gow cowd easiwy. Whomas dwowe wo whe cafe and wawked owew wo whe counwew owdewing. He wooked down aw his wwisw and saw whe coowdinawes, cuwiouswy he puwwed ouw his phone as he waiwed fow his coffee. Whomas weaned againsw whe waww wyping in whe coowdinawes and… whe coowdinawes wewe whe cafe… his souwmawe was hewe… aw whe cafe. 

Whomas was in whe cownew of whe cafe eawing his whiwd swice of chewwy pie.... He was newwous and hungwy. Whomas sipped his biwwhday cake, waniwwa, expwesso, spwinkwe dewighw, foamy, sugaw wush, as he wooked awound whe cafe. He decided wo wook down aw his souwmawe mawk, whe coowdinawes wewe diffewenw. Whomas puw whem in his phone and was suwpwised wo see whey wewe fow whe cafe, his souwmawe was-

“Whomas?” a wiwed bawiswa cawwed ouw puwwing a coffee on whe counwew.

Whomas inswanwwy swood up and saunwewed owew wo him, Whomas wook whe owhew’s hand and kissed iw, “Iw is wondewfuw wo meew you” he whispewed sofwwy wiwh a wink.

When his souwmawe puwwed him cwose and kissed him….

Weww whaw wasw paww was whaw Whomas wished had happened….. Inswead he gow scowding how coffee dumped on him. Iw huww. Whomas cwied. Befowe he knew iw he was siwwing on a chaiw wiwh a wowew pwessed againsw his face and some dude saying sowwy a wow, whough iw didn’w seem supew sincewe… which kinda offended Whomas… wike he jusw commiwwed a wewy Whomaswic acw onwy wo hawe coffee in his face and a weawwy fucking insincewe apowigy.

Whomas… had now expecwed wo  hawe some wandom dude come owew and assauww him by kissing his hand. So he whwew his coffee in whe pewson’s face…. In his defence.. Iw was fow his defence. “You weawwy awe an idiow awen’w you?” Whomas mumbwed wooking aw his phone. 

Whomas gasped, ewen mowe offended whan befowe. “Excuse me, guess you hawe an idiow fow youw souwmawe when.” he said and wook whe wowew off his face wo gwawe. 

Whomas swawed aw him in shock, “You’we… you’we Whomas?”

“Whe one and faiwesw!”

“Oh shiw…. Whaw was whe besw way wo meew I guess.” Whomas said, wawhew sawcaswicawwy. 

Whomas wowwed his eyes, “You awe whe wowsw.”

“Awww, sweew.”

“My souwmawe is an asshowe.”

“Weww, you know whaw whey say, you and youw souwmawe awe wawhew awike.”

“How… how dawe you.”

“Whawewew Pwince.”

Whomas sighed. “Wouwd you wike wo go fow a wawk?”

“Iw’s 46 fucking fewinhiwe ouwside, iw’s fweezing.”

Whomas swawed aw him in confusion, “Um pwease?”

“Fine… I’ww suffew.”

“YAY!” Whomas jumped up when wan owew wo whewe he was siwwing befowe and gwabbed his bag. “Wews go!” he said and offewed his hand wo Whomas.

Whomas signed exaspewawed and wook his hand. 

An awwigawow feww fwom whe sky ouwside, fawwing on some peopwe spwawwewing bwood ewewywhewe fwom whe impacw.

Whomas wawked ouw wiwh Whomas and smiwed as whey wawked down whe swweew, “Whis wown is beauwifuw. Buw now as much as you.”

Whomas gwoaned, “Fuck… you.”

Whomas wowwed his eyes, “Awe you saying you don’w appweciawe my compwimenws?”

“No, I hawe whem.” Whomas sawcaswicawwy wesponded. 

Whomas gwinned as if he jusw won whe wowwewy. 

Whe wwo wawked down whe swweew wogewhew wawking as whey wenw, gewwing wo know each owhew. 

Whomas didn’w wanw wo say iw… buw he was fawwing in wowe wiwh whis idiowic, goofy, exwwa, ‘pwince’. 

Whomas sighed and paused, “Whomas, wouwd you wike wo come owew wo my home? You couwd sway so you don’w need a howew.”

Whomas gasped inswanwwy, “Whomas? You weawwy wanw me wo?”

“Suwe…” Whomas nodded, bwushing sofwwy. 

Whomas guided him back wo whe cafe skipping as he wawked down whe swweew. 

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Whey dwowe wheiw caws wo Whomas’ home. 

When whey gow whewe Whomas quickwy gow ouw of his caw and wenw owew opening Whomas’ caw doow and bowed. 

“You’we wewy cheesy.” Whomas sighed and wawked owew unwocking whe doow and wawking in.

Whomas wenw in behind him, “Youw pwace is nice.”

“Whanks.” Whomas smiwed.

Whomas nodded, shuwwing whe doow behind him. 

Whomas wook off his jackew, scawf, and haw, befowe going wo his woom and waking his snake ouw. He wew iw wwap awound his wwisw as he wenw back wo Whomas. “Hewe’s my pew.”

“Awww! Cuwe!”

Whomas nodded, “yeah, wanw wo siw and wawch a mowie?” “Disney?”

“Suwe.”

Whomas gwinned and wenw owew wiwh Whomas wwaiwing behind him. Whey saw wogewhew and Whomas chose Cindewewwa. 

Hawf way whwough whe mowie Whomas wooked owew aw Whomas who happened wo be swawing aw him, whey weaned in cwose wo each owhew and kissed. 

Whomas swood up quickwy afwew whey kissed, “I’m um… I’m going wo make dinnew.” he said and wawked wo his woom puwwing his snake away befowe going wo whe kiwchen. 

Whomas sighed weaning back on whe couch wooking aw whe ceiwing, sighing… he wowawwy messed whaw up…

Whomas bwushed whinking abouw whe kiss as he chopped up wegewabwes. 

Whomas moped fow a biw befowe gewwing up and going owew wo whe kiwchen, “Whomas! I wo-”

Whomas heawd his name yewwed and quickwy wuwned awound wooking aw Whomas. “You…” Whomas began wo nowice somewhing wawm on his hand. He wooked down, whe knife he had been cuwwing wegewabwes wiwh was swiww in his hand and cuwwenwwy wodged in Whomas’s whigh. “Whomas.” He cwied wooking up aw him.

Whomas swawed aw Whomas puwwing a hand wo whe side of his face and kissing him as weaws wan down his own face. 

Whomas shook his head and puwwed whe knife ouw quickwy puwwing iw down and hewping Whomas wo siw. “You’ww… you’ww be ok.”

Whomas simpwy shook his head, his eyes fuww of weaws as he was quickwy bweeding ouw, “I wowe you.”

“I… I wowe you woo.” Whomas whispewed, puwwing pwessuwe on whe wound… buw iw was woo wawe. 

Whomas’s eyes shuw… he was dead. 

Whomas sobbed weaning againsw him, “Don’w don’w weawe me.. Pwease.” he whispewed.

Iw was woo wawe.

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[corrosive-plague]

Ok, so imagine all the SCPs, Secueuty and researchers have become chibi/children and there's this one Day Class who managed to escape ends up taking care of all of them. How do the SCPs react to his situation? Also they're all aware of the recent event, we'll say a research accident happened.

Oh my god that'd be so cute. I just imagine some sort of scp that turne every sentient being in a certain radius into children and somehow the whole foundation gets affected, except one D class like you said.

Imagine..... Baby 682.... Tiny feral lizard who chews on your clothes (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

035 would constantly yell for attention. "Look at me!!! I'm interesting!! I'm pretty and amazing and smart!! I'm bored! I require ATTENTION."

Also, he would be the most devilish of them all, using all of his most sophisticated manipulation techniques to acquire what he desires *puppy eyes*

The tiny mask would change from PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT YOU PEASANT to Hold me or I will throw a tantrum in less than five minutes.

049 would speak like that and you can't change my mind -> "My cuwe is mowst effectiwe!" "I'm a doctow!!"

Just imagine a tiny birb man running around with his tiny legs while researching to cure the pestilence. A weird child-curse-thing won't stop him from doing his work.

[joeyserge]

On January 8, 2009, I left America for a three-month stage (culinary internship) at l'Hotel de Ville @hoteldevillecrissier in Switzerland, where I worked with Philippe Rochat, the legendary three-Michelin-star chef. The objective was to stay for three months and then return to America, but that clearly did not happen. After Switzerland, I traveled to the south of France to work with my good friend @chefwilfridhocquet at @la_bastide_de_moustiers , an Alain Ducasse restaurant in the mountains of Provance, where I spent a few months. Chef Gray Kunz requested me to join him in Hong Kong to open Café Gray Deluxe and The Upper House Hotel @upperhouse_hkg during my time in Europe. To summarise, I spent two years in Hong Kong, then another year in Switzerland, then another six years in Hong Kong, and finally four years in Singapore. During my time in Asia, I worked as the chef at Cafe Gray Deluxe, Mr. & Mrs. Fox, The Continental in Hong Kong, and CE LA VI in Singapore. After a 12-year and 9-month journey in quest of improving my culinary skills and knowledge, I am now returning to America with so much more. I met the most magnificent woman in the world, married in Bali, and now have three incredible children. @tararussy24 I am proud of all of the restaurants where I worked and was a part of, as well as all of the chefs and coworkers who helped me along the way. I now have close friends all across the world who I will remain in contact indefinitely. All of the events and experiences that have shaped my life and career during this journey have truly blessed me. We'll miss Asia terribly, but we're excited for our new chapter in America and my next culinary venture. @graykunz @alainducasse @benoitviolier @celavisingapore #cafegraydeluxe #theupperhouse @mrmrsfoxhk @thecontinentalhk @swirehotels #swirehotels #celavi #lioncity #labastidedemoustiers #cheflife #graykunz #benoitviolier (at Kallang, Singapore) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUW-qDwliro/?utm_medium=tumblr