#Textinggg

[for-some-reason-i-can-hold-light]

Dad and his accidentally adopted children

The og: *image sent*

The Dad: Oh my gods they look miserable.

Thing one: We are miserable.

Thing two: I’m actually somewhat convinced Sage is just asleep and nobody can tell.

Thing three: I’m not, I’m just very much not paying attention.

The Dad: They make you do this every year?

The og: Yep.

Thing two: Did they not do that when you were a student?

The Dad: They only did it for new students. And knowing me, I would’ve skipped it had it been required every year anyways.

Thing one: Asa and I tried, Niko and Sage caught us.

Thing Three: If we have to sit here the whole time so do you.

The og: Exactly.

The Dad: Okay, you four start paying attention. I’ll call you guys later so we can talk about your day.

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//[Redacted] is now back as well. Good times.

[solar-halos]

i watched speak no evil w my brother and now i need to talk about it. not to make this about race but something that jumped out to me was that this movie would only work with the whitest fucking family you’ve ever seen. let’s start at the beginning

1) we did get there late so idk what purpose dunking on danish ppl served so let’s just skip to the part where they let their twelve year old daughter ride a scooter with a man they JUST met. if some white middle age man offered to let let me ride saddleback on his motorcycle my parents (or at least my dad) would be like hell to the mf no and then we wouldn’t be allowed near him or his wife or his son ever again

2) speaking of his son that’s another reason why the movie would be over before it started. that’s prob more of an immigrant thing though (or like a machismo thing) bc i don’t think i’ve ever been allowed to play with boys no matter how old we were

3) okay actually my mom would have been a little fooled by that british accent

4) oh my god if we went over to this family’s house and the hosts were like “you’re sleeping in the same room as our son! :)” my parents (probably both of them) would be like hell to the MF NO. and then we’d drive back home and go no contact

5) the lack of backbone killed meee. if for some reason we weren’t gone by then you know what would have done the trick? some unfamiliar man being our fucking babysitter. my dad would be PISSED. my mom would be like “a brown man? girl…”

6) the husband telling everyone to swim in their underwear? girl…

7) i’m kinda forgetting the other details so im officially done dunking on white ppl. no offense to agnes bc she was distressed but feigning her period while she was bleeding in the front was like ..?

8) OH WAIT. back to dunking on white people bc if my parents (even my mom!) found me in some family’s BED holy shit. they would not careee about that lady’s sob story they’d escalate shit so much that the hosts would just kill them right then and there

9) also that stuffed animal agnes had was sweet and i love the lengths her parents went for her but my dad would be like get the fuck OVER it girl. and then if i tried kicking the backseat well. haha. let’s just say thqt wouldn’t end well

10) okay but also if i showed my mom those pics i dont think she’d believe me no matter how weird these people were LOL. like she’d still try to leave but i dont think she’ll be like “omg you’re right!”

11) the cheating beat was what rlly did it for me. like if that were my family the movie would be over before it even started. like i was confused why the wife kept saying her man was angry bc he never even yelled at her and the closest he ever came to lashing out at agnes was trying to get her to stop kicking his seat

12) he rlly was so in love with patrick though i thought there’d be at least one kiss between them

13) why did ppl (read: men) in the theatre start BELLY LAUGHING when patrick kept kissing the wife? gross

14) dude. if we didn’t manage to escape once (even tho we def would have… no way would either my parents drive back for a stuffed toy) my parents defintely would have kept driving even if patrick did push their son (who wasn’t rlly his son… but im gonna keep calling him that bc i don’t remember his name) into the lake. like for me my mindset for scenarios like that is “oh well u don’t rlly know how you’d react until it happens to u” but i know EXACTLY how my mom would have reacted. she would have kept driving

15) i do love the wife though. i feel like they were trying to make her annoying but we all need people like her. the food throwing scene was so upsetting (im a sensitive baby) and the husband not having a backbone drove me crazy. actually the husband was pretty much useless even before he broke his leg

16) i hate that uppity “im not gonna stoop down to their level” mentality. patrick literally said he was gonna take ur 12 yr old child as a child bride and u didn’t end it??

[myrfing]

everyones always like who are you textinggg 😜 when they see me message my friends. I smile when I speak to my friends What do you want from me

[awesomehoggirl]

btw i Try nawt to talk about my crushing dating lurve life on here because its embarrassing. but i met someoneee and she asked me on a DATEEEEEE and omggg guys we have been TEXTINGGG this never happens. I'm so happy though because I wanted her so bad the moment I saw her and thought she wasn't into me cause I'm super fem and then she WAS. Like I'm seriously here giggling and kicking my legs I am so sad

[3dumb2potatoes1]

•High • School • Crush•

Pt.2 What's happening?

• Pairing: Hyunjin x Female reader.•

• Genre: Classmates to friends.•

• Warnings: Crying, Shouting.•

• Word count: 680•

• Note: Tell me if I missed anything. And im very sorry for making this short. Next one will be longer.:)•

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It had been running through your head for too long now. Next day you decided to ask it yourself. Of course not in front of him, cause that would just be too embarrassing. Instead you would sit meters away from him and text him it. Your bestie was just sitting beside you, until you heard a, “Oouuhh who are you textinggg. It can’t be me.” Your bestie had never been that Interested in what you had going on with others. You didn’t think anything of it cause again, she’s your bestie! You see Hyunjin across the roof top. He finally notices the message you sent him. You can see on your phone, that he is texting. Right after he starts writing, you hear a phone taking a photo. It’s your bestie interrupting again. “Oh sorry, I’m just taking a photo of todays lunch. Doesn’t it look so good? Considering the other days.” You couldn’t help but give her a weird look. “Yeah, mhm.” Lunch always looked the way it did right now. The only difference you could see, was that today there was slices of apple instead of grapes. Did she really like apple that much? You weren’t gonna judge her cause suddenly you get a message. It’s Hyunjin! He came with a cute message that made to stare up at him again with love in your eyes.

You looked over at your bestie. As soon as you looked at her, she looked down on her food. You could clearly see she was just staring at you and your messages. She was so… weird today. You decided to let it be.

The bell rang, and all you could say was, that you were actually happy to be separated from her. She made you feel weirded out the whole day. You went inside and had the last lessons of the day.

When you came home, you immediately had dinner. You were so hungry, it felt like it was killing you. When you were done eating, you went to the couch and watched a movie with your family. It felt great to get to be with your family again, without anyone having play dates, work, homework, housework, or other things. You all sat down with sodas on the table, and a medium sized bowl with candy and stuff. Movie night was always so fun!

Suddenly your mom gets a call. It was nothing new, since she worked in a very busy company. After she ended her call she looked back at you and stared directly into your eyes with a serious look on her face. This felt worrying… and she didn’t say anything until a few seconds later. "Why did i just get a call from your school, telling me you have a boyfriend?" What did your mom just say? A boyfriend?! School?!?! None of this made sense. you didnt even have a boyfriend. Where was the school getting this from? "Mom, what do you mean?" "Your school called me, telling me that students have seen posts of you and a guy together." you were speachless. The only guy you were friends with, was Hyunjin. "but i dont have a-"... You just got cut off. Why though? You were speaking!! "YOU KNOW THAT I SAID YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY BOYFRIENDS... How dare you disobey me Y/n. Can't you do something right for once?" You felt like crying.

You ran to your room, while tears were slowly running down your cheeks. Your mom looked at you in disgust, anger and betrayal. You entered your room, slamming your door. After jumping onto your bed, you couldn't stop your tears from spilling out of your eyes. One tear, two tears, and after it felt like a million. You could feel that you were soaking the pillow. After minutes of crying, there was a huge dark spot on your pillow after crying. You felt like sleeping, after this chaos. But before sleeping, your bestie posted. That would definitely fix your mood. But when you opened instagram. It was chaos. All you could say was...

“What’s happening?”

The end

To be continued

Made by Potato 2

[mammoneythegreat]

Thank you for the tag!!

- happy endings all day baby

- full moon, its simply so majestic

- burgerss, i tried sushi but i didnt really like it tbh

- listening. I love love LOVE listening to people talk about stuff they’re passionate about

- winter, its too fucking hot in the summer

- the mountains tbh

- AUTUMN ALL DAY

- depends on my mood tbh

- evening ofc

- i wanna live in a small town near a big city? The peacefulness of a small town and the energy of the big city

- slowly falling in love, the friends to lovers makes me weak

-showers

- fanta or sprite, i dont like cola

- cats theyre so adorable

- coldddd

- GOLD. i like gold. Shiny gold>

- textinggg

- no clowns, clowns as a concept make me uncomfortable

- sunnyy

- depends on my mood tbh

- black

- rivers

- sunsets(im never awake to see rhe sunrise)

- seiress

- the dark B)

- pizzaaa

- both!!!

- no piercings, my sense in fashion changes too often for a permanent addition

- pastel

- yessirr!!

Tagging: @rainiishowers @trash-nugget @elliekittycat @possumy @fandoms-incorrect-quotes @very-many-rats and anyone else who wants to join!!

I love doing these (x)

tagged by the lovely @queereldritch

happy endings or sad endings —> happy endings

full moon or crescent moon —> full moon

sushi rolls or burgers —> sushi

listening or talking —> listening, but I also talk a lot when it comes to people I’m comfortable with being around

summer or winter —> winter

the sea or the mountains —> mountains

apartment or own house —> own house

autumn or spring —> autumn

loud music or quiet music —> loud music

morning or evening —> evening

sun or moon —> moon

regrets or no regrets —> no regrets

big city or small town —> can I say both? depending on the circumstances

walk or car ride —> car ride

day or night —> night

love at first sight or slowly falling in love —> slowly falling in love

showers or baths —> baths

cola or pepsi —> cola

cats or dogs —> dogs (but I’m also a proud cat mom)

heat or cold —> cold

gold or silver —> gold

texting or calling —> texting

clowns or no clowns —> clowns (if you know, you know😉)

sunny or rainy —> rainy

long fics or ficlets —> long fics

white or black —> black

rivers or lakes —> lakes

sunsets or sunrises —> sunsets

movie or series —> this is hard because there’re so many shows that I’m addicted to but I guess movies, overall

dark or light —> dark

pizza or pasta —> pizza

classics or fanfiction —> depends. but I’ve certainly read fanfictions that are better than some classic literature

piercings or no piercings —> either is fine with me

bright or pastel —> pastel

yes or no —> depends

tagging beautiful people; @josephfakingquinn @josephandjamie @jcbbby @trekkitkat @sullxo @johnsimms @can-of-pringles @ohfallingdisco @foodiewithdahoodie @elhaspowers @vecnathegreat @creelsclocks @jensomniac @nebulousfishgills @thelostsisters @onesmainbitch (don’t feel pressured to do this if you were tagged, these are just for fun) everybody is welcome to join

[glameowr]

hahahhsbshahaaaaaaa i fffeeelllll so cccrazyyy rn nn ummm can someee1 senddd me something funnnyyy

[gingeralepdf]

me: keysmashing in the tags on a harry post

my coworker: ohhhhhh who are you textinggg

[fairielai]

i’m so bad at textinggg ahdhjsbjs

[macybeckham7]

Who are you textinggg❄️

Jack has texted back🤗

[draconicdetective]

angus b voice anyone wanna hear about my hl game and then doesnt wait for an answer

[xflower-powerx]

what do i do if the boy i wanna talk to is bad at textinggg

[dahliaizzati-blog]

#NikSalshah #Textinggg #InstaKawan #GoSmsPro.. Idk knp dia jadi macam ni .. haha nak ckp bnda tapi main2 .. saba je laa -.-

[badboymonty]

Text

Unknown number: Hey Ol. Have fun tonight, but be careful all right? I don't like it with everyone being at one place. I'll see you tomorrow?? - C

[ahahanaa]

Oh look. This blossom is late. But when it blooms, It will be the most beautiful of them all.

[fitzyboyfoundjesus-blog]

Text to Bee:

Fitz: DeSousa. Can we talk?